Chapter 37: Who Did It?
Today's weather is good, the sun is shining warmly, and people feel very comfortable. Pen Fun Pavilion www.biquge.info Di Mei hummed songs while hurrying on the road. Today, they not only punished the patrol team, but also harvested a lot of food, which was stolen by the bad guys anyway, and they didn't have any burden in their hearts.
Xuanxuan rode in front with Di Mei, followed by a panda standing on a scooter and carrying a burden. Originally, Xiao Mengxin was carrying a package, and just now he took something from the patrol team, which caused more things.
Originally, Xiao Mengxin wanted Di Mei to carry a package, but Di Mei told it at that time that carrying a burden could keep her body balanced. Although Xiao Mengxin was 10,000 unhappy in his heart, he could only accept it. So Xiao Mengxin simply found a wooden stick and carried the package on his shoulder.
Di Mei looked at the little Mengxin who was carrying the burden behind her, and her heart blossomed, looking at its bear-like appearance, wearing clothes and carrying the burden, she felt so funny when she thought about it. Looking at Xiao Mengxin carrying the burden, it reminded it of the story her mother told it, and there is a song that is very suitable for Xiao Mengxin at this time.
"You carry the burden, I sit in the car, usher in the sunrise, and send away the sunset." Di Mei happily let go of her throat and sang.
"Don't you sing, okay? I know that bullying this baby, if you sing like this, you are tantamount to treating this baby as the third junior brother who learned from the scriptures in ancient times. Xiao Mengxin carried the burden and said dissatisfiedly in the back.
"Dog, I'm happy today, it's rare to be in the mood to sing a song to you, if you don't appreciate it, forget it, and say that I treat you as a third junior brother, dog, I have always regarded you as a second senior brother in my heart." Di Mei said with a smile on her face.
"You dead dog, you know how to bully this baby, and this baby will stop doing it." Xiao Mengxin said unhappily.
"Okay, let's not talk about you, you're the cutest little buddy in the world."
Hearing Di Mei's praise, Xiao Mengxin's bear finally showed a little smile on his face.
Listening to Di Mei and Xiao Mengxin arguing in the back, Xuanxuan said impatiently: "Don't quarrel, concentrate on hurrying." ”
After Di Mei and Xiao Mengxin listened to Xuanxuan's words, they stopped arguing, Di Mei sat in the back of the car, happily admiring Xiao Mengxin's appearance of carrying the burden, and rushed to the road like this. But the patrol team members who were beaten by them were not in such a good mood at this time, and they didn't know who beat them up and smashed their cars.
The sun was setting, it was already dusk, seeing that it was getting late, Di Mei and they found a place with a water source and stopped, Xiao Mengxin took out a tent from his bag and set up camp.
The patrol officers who were punished by Di Mei and them at noon had already woken up one after another, and the white uniforms on their bodies had long since turned black.
"Ah, my leg hurts so much, it feels like it's broken, why did you lie down all afternoon?" The patrol captain woke up, touched his left leg, which was so painful that he couldn't move, looked at the sun that was about to set, and asked his subordinates who were touching their heads next to him. After finishing speaking, the captain touched the bulging bag on his head, and desperately thought about what was going on.
"Captain, how do I feel that my head hurts, I usually get drunk and don't sleep for an afternoon, but today I have been lying here for an afternoon." One of them looked at the sky with his hand, and then answered the captain's question in a depressed manner.
"Captain, I also feel a little dizzy, and I have a bag on my head, as if I have been beaten." Another subordinate followed.
The captain looked at several of his subordinates, who were still dazed, and saw that their white uniforms had turned black, and their heads were bulging. I thought depressedly in my heart: Could it be that if you get drunk once, everyone will gain weight?
He endured the pain in his legs and taught a few of his subordinates: "Look at your appearance, it's too unusual, drunk once, and made your clothes black, that has a bit of the majesty of the patrol team, it's no different from asking for food." And your heads, how did you get fat? ”
At this time, several of his subordinates found that their clothes had turned black, and they were covered with mud, grass and vomit, and they all lowered their heads and did not dare to look at the captain when they touched their swollen heads. At this time, they all wanted to laugh but did not dare to laugh, because they all saw that the captain was worse than they were, and his head was swollen like a pig's head.
These few of them were just beaten by Di Mei and Xuan Xuan with sticks, and they didn't do too hard, and when they were about to wake up from the pain, Di Mei and Xuan Xuan made up a few sticks on their heads, making them faint happily.
After all, Di Mei and Xuanxuan are girls, so they are not so ruthless. So the men didn't know what was going on, and thought they were so drunk that they hit a stone on the ground and swollen their heads. They've been in a similar situation before, but it's not as serious as it is now.
Although the captain saw Di Mei and Xiao Mengxin's appearance, he also saw it in a half-drunk and half-awake state. Later, in order to reduce the captain's pain, Xiao Mengxin beat the captain to faint happily, and made up a few stones on his head, saying that it made him amnesia, and I don't know if the captain can remember that he was repaired by a panda.
Looking at a few of his subordinates who had no interest, the captain was angry and said: "That's all you have to do, I have to give you a good lesson when I go back, and the patrol team will lose your face." Behold your heads, they are all like pigs' heads. The captain didn't look at his appearance at this time, it was worse than them, but those few subordinates desperately held back their laughter, and they didn't dare to laugh.
After the captain finished training his subordinates, he hugged his legs and shouted: "Ouch, it's painful for me, you rice buckets, help me up, we have to go back quickly." ”
After listening to the captain's words, they all hurriedly walked to the captain's side and helped the captain up. Then the captain tried to walk, and found that he could not walk at all, and the other foot could not move at all. "Ouch, I can't walk, you carry me to the car." The captain endured the pain and ordered his men.
After listening to the captain's words, several subordinates hurriedly competed to show themselves, and no one wanted to let go of such a good opportunity. In the end, there was no way, these four men combined, and then the two of them held the captain's hand, followed by the two of them to pick up the captain's legs, and directly lifted the captain on his back and walked towards the patrol car.
"Ouch, you guys, you're doing well, I've got it all in mind." The captain was very moved to see several of his subordinates carrying him so enthusiastically.
"Captain, no, the car was smashed." When they got closer, several of their subordinates found that the car had been smashed, and one of them hurriedly said to the captain.
I didn't notice the situation of the car just now, but when I approached the car, I realized that the glass on the car had been smashed and the tires had been removed.
The captain was put down, supported by two of his men, and the other two hurriedly checked the car.
The captain looked at the smashed car, sat down on the ground in anger, and then shouted loudly, "That bastard did it?" Who the hell is it? ”
"Report to the captain, the car is no longer able to drive, and more than half of the things seized in the car have been reduced."
After listening to the report, the captain roared and said, "Who did it?" Let me find out, I have to kill him. ”
Watching being smashed and robbed, at this time they all understood that they were deliberately beaten after being drunk, not touching a stone, and making themselves like this.
At this time, the captain had the heart to kill in his heart, and scolded a few of his subordinates: "You rice buckets, what are you doing in a daze, fix the car quickly, otherwise you won't be able to pay the difference when you go back, and you will have to be punished." ”
Several subordinates listened to the captain's order, hurriedly took out the tools in the car, and began to repair the car. The captain sighed angrily on the ground, desperately recalling in his head, as if he remembered something, and he didn't seem to remember it clearly.
Finally, when it got dark, the tires of the car were loaded and inflated. The cab has also recovered a bit, but it is not good-looking, and the car can still drive. They helped the captain into the car and drove back to the palace in a battered patrol car.