"This book is the most profound and well-written book I have ever seen, it can be called a masterpiece of a generation, and it is definitely the best and most popular excellent novel in the world. Pen Fun Pavilion www.biquge.info"

Xu Que typed these words with a snap, and glanced at the book "I've Been Here" on the computer again.

"It's not as good as writing bullshit, really, if it weren't for looking at the face of money. I wouldn't have written that. ”

Xu Que is engaged in a profession called critic, and he is an A-level critic on the largest review network, and there are countless works, novels, movies, and songs every day, all begging for Xu Que's comments.

Because as long as he says the work is good, then the book is worth reading.

"I knew I didn't even read it, I was really blind, what kind of rubbish book is this. Ay. ”

Xu Que looked at the comments sent to him by the customer, and asked him to only copy and paste, and there would be a fee of two thousand yuan, so of course he didn't want it, even if it was rubbish, but for the sake of money, Xu Que didn't mind having a conscience.

In fact, to put it simply, it is an unspoken rule, but it used to be a little subtle, and now the price is clearly marked, and Xu Que, as a big-name critic, the cost is also leveraged. As long as he said yes, there were countless people who were enthusiastic.

Ding Dong, the task of another song is coming, Xu Que pouted helplessly.

Yang Mide's new song let go of those hands and commented. The good reviews for help are three thousand. ”

When Xu Xian heard this, he almost threw up.

"Damn, what song is this, it's so ugly."

Xu Que searched for Yang Mi, "She looks so beautiful, what's the matter, it's like a pig-killing knife." ”

"Hey, I swear to God, this is one of the best songs I've ever heard, you can listen to it and exercise your abilities."

Xu Que watched himself tap on it, thought about it, and said to himself, "God, this is the last time I tell a lie, and I will definitely be an honest beautiful man in the future." ”

"Hey, Xu Que, Director Xu Ke's new work Three Flying Knives asks you to comment. Remember the good reviews, a thousand. ”

Xu Que looked at Li Yanran, the beautiful female general manager standing in front of him.

"General manager, can I resign? I can't do this anymore. ”

"No, little short."

"Okay, beauty, I'll put up with it."

Xu Que thought that the famous director must have made a good movie, but when he took a look. "I'm blind. What to do. ”

"God, this is really the last time I tell a lie."

said, "The latest masterpiece of the famous director is comparable to the masterpiece of Laoshanka, if you don't look at it, you will be shocked when you see it." "Wait for him to knock out.

"Hey, all the signboards for so many years have been smashed in my hands."

Just as he was talking to himself, there was a bang, and the thunder was rolling, and a handful sounded. And Xu Que collapsed on the table

[Activate the honesty system according to your wishes.] 】

[Honesty System Limitations: Each time you lie, you will be punished with electric shocks, reducing your life span by one year.] 】

[Gain Honest Virtue Aura: Double Charm and Affinity]

[Binding: Xu Que]

[Age: 21 years old]

[Charm value: the opposite sex is easy to fall into]

[Affinity: Likeable]

[Honesty Points: 0]

Xu Que crooked his mouth, God, telling a lie once is a year of life.

"Xu Quan, the boss has issued a new task, and the eyes of the famous singer Liu Shishi's new song let us help praise it."

When Xu Que heard this, he said, "Why don't you give it to other critics, let me do it all." ”

"No, who made you the hottest critic in the company."

Xu Que shrugged helplessly and opened the new song of this big beauty.

"Boss, are you sure this is a good review?"

Xu Que was a little speechless.

"That's it, Xu Que, this praise, three thousand."

"Well, for the money." Xu Que was ready to betray once.

"Touching the bottom line of lies, please be cautious."

Xu Que suddenly remembered the scene where if he was struck by lightning and lost his life for a year.

It's not funny at all.

"Then I'll be fine."

Xu Que crackled and tapped a few words, "This song is poisonous, it is more ugly, comprehensive evaluation C, please try the poison carefully." ”

"Well, for my own life. Forget it. ”

Xu Que posted this comment, but when he looked at his first few comments, "Will these comments in today's comments also be evaluated as involving lies?" ”

"The lyrics are well written by the songwriter, but the singer does not sing them with a complete sense of beauty, and the whole process is out of tune from beginning to end. Please be cautious. "This is Yang Mi's song.

"The whole text of this novel is bullshit, contradictory, flashy, and abusive. Comprehensive evaluation, C, please be cautious. "This is the work of the famous great author "I Have Been Here"

Wait for Xu Que to quickly change the past, and then look at his new task.

At this time, his mobile phone rang, Xu Que opened it and looked at it, with a smile on his face. "Dadby, today I'm going to participate in the audition for the recruitment of actors in the crew with children, you must come."

Xu Que looked at his schedule, "Hold the grass, there are so many arrangements today." ”

This is his own baby daughter, an eight-year-old baby Lori, a pink and cute little Lori.

"No problem. I will definitely come today. ”

"Then I'll wait for you." Xu Que thought of his cute little Lori, and a smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.

has been cute since childhood, and then has become a cute child star since childhood. There is no need for him to worry at all.

And when he was talking to his cute daughter on the phone, the entire Internet exploded instantly.

Does Yang Mi have many fans? There are many, and they are also diva-level figures in the entertainment industry.

At this moment, he pouted and looked at his comment, "Xiaoqian, is it really hard for me to sing?" ”

Her agent was also dumbfounded, "No, no, our big star, how is it possible, the song is very good, you can rest assured." They must have written it wrong. ”

Yang Mi has been involved in the film and television industry before, but now her boss is ready to push her into the singing industry.

[The host has crossed the parallel plane]

[The host has been bound to the god-level troll system. 】

When Xu Que opened his eyes, he heard the sound of the mechanical system coming from his ears, which still startled him.

And Xu Que's memories of this world gradually came flooding back, or should I say that he had crossed another plane.

This is a parallel plane, but compared with the original world, in addition to some general history, some important historical figures, world patterns, and social environment have basically not changed, and Master Kong's instant noodles on the table are still Master Kong, LV is still a world famous brand, and many other things have changed.

In the cultural field of the parallel world, there is a certain deviation, so the things that were once regarded as classics are gone, and the gap with the original plane is too big.

I don't know why, the cultural industry in this world is also thriving, but the level is not as high as on the earth.

Moreover, the level of entertainment in this plane is very low, there are no classic songs, and there are no widely circulated songs.

There is not even Marvel, no Hollywood, no Korean entertainment, and South Korea is just an ordinary small country, China has become the world's first power, and the United States is only second.

However, Xu Que said to himself curiously, "God-level troll system, what's the use." ”

The system probably knew what he was thinking, and quickly said, [Host, to put it simply, I am a comment system, which can be very intuitive, and the standard sends the most direct and realistic comments, but because the reality is often very cruel and unacceptable, it is understandable to be regarded as a troll. In order to make the host have some psychological preparation, I directly named it the god-level troll system. 】

Or to put it more simply, a keyboard warrior.

[The host's current attributes are as follows-]

[Name: Xu Que]

[Strength: 9 (10 for ordinary people)]

[Dexterity: 8 (10 for normal people)]

[Constitution: 9 (10 for ordinary people)]

[Charm: 18 (10 for ordinary people)]

[Character: 17 (10 for ordinary people)]

[Current Troll Level LV.1 (XP 0/1000)] LV.1 Privileges: Insightful and able to recognize the essence of things very accurately! 】

[Aggro value is 0.] (Aggro can be exchanged for any item in the store, as long as the aggro is sufficient.) ）】

[Fame 0.] (Fame can be exchanged for attributes.) 10,000 Fame for 1 Free Attribute. ）】

[Gain Honest Virtue Aura: Double Charm and Affinity]

"What the hell is this hatred ......?"

Xu Que looked at the hatred value column, and suddenly couldn't help but complain: "Sure enough, your big troll system is worthy of its name, according to reason, shouldn't critics be loved......"

[Not so, reality, only a few people will realize that some ignorant people are often easily deceived by the surface, the host hurry up and become famous, whether it is notoriety or prestige, you need to be famous to be able to do it. 】

Mall, Xu Que opened it curiously, and was immediately stunned, it turned out that this troll system moved all the entertainment products in the previous life in the system.

"Divine Comedy Jiangnan Style, Little Apple, Divine Comedy, each song is 10,000 hatred points that can be redeemed,...... Pop songs are a hundred hate points per song. ”

"100,000 hatred points for god-level acting, I don't rely on this to pull hatred."

"God-level singing level: 100,000 hatred ......"

And just as Xu Que was thinking, a cute little cute girl opened the room and jumped onto his bed with a pop.

Kaai's ball head, pink nen's face, a princess dress, full of Lori fan.

Xu Que crooked his mouth, "Wait, what the hell are you talking about Dad." "This little Lori is very cute, with white skin.

Xu Que suddenly looked at this charming little guy, "Is it my charm value doubled?" ”

"Dad, I'm Jojo."

"How could I have such a cute little child?" ”

"I'm sorry, but children want to call everyone Daddy. Because she was born without a father. A beautiful woman with a very light style walked in, with a slender figure, a small waist and a hand, a huge jade "rabbit" in the ******, long hair scattered, an OL professional outfit with a sense of xing, and an S-shaped perfect body, opened Xu Que's door, and said to Xu Que a little apologetically.

"Master Liu's beauty?" Xu Que felt that he was about to suffocate, a big star beauty.

"You know me? That's right, too. Master Liu smiled very well, bent down and wanted to hug Qiao Qiao, and Xu Que soon saw a large area of snow-white chanting, allowing Xu Que to enjoy this benefit.

"No, I'm going to play with my dad." Qiao Qiao was very assisted, and quickly crawled towards Xu Que.

Master Liu fell on Xu Que's body and squeezed Xu Que.

"It's huge." The thought in Xu Que's heart, Master Liu blushed.

Xu Que helped her up, with jade arms like lotus roots, skin like snow, and an extremely attractive face.

"Since Jojo treats me as a father, then I'll go play with the child."

"Thank you then. I live right next door. Master Liu saw Xu Que's handsome face and left shyly.

Xu Que crooked his mouth, "Damn, it's so cool." But is this kid from him and Wu Qilong? ”

Soon I turned on the computer and searched, but it turned out to be not.

Soon it was cool, it turned out that Liu Shishi was still a single beauty, and this Qiaoqiao and her mother asked her to help raise it.

"The big beautiful woman lives right next to it." Xu Que couldn't help but sigh at the good fortune.

Qiao Qiao said to Xu Que, "If you like my mother, I can help you." I can give you a chance. ”

"Really? Jojo, remember, you can only call me one dad in the future. ”

However, Xu Que knew that Master Liu was a big star now, and if he couldn't come up with anything to attract him, he might not be able to attract Master Liu.

However, there are many differences between this world and the previous world, that is, in this plane, many big stars are amphibious, romance and singing.

"If you want to chase beautiful women, this big troll system is my hole card."

Xu Que quickly turned on the computer and registered a critic on the comment network, "Let's call it a big troll." I'm going to have a poisonous tongue for the whole world. "The critics of this world have already been formed, and the first thing many people do when they publish songs and books is to ask critics to help them praise them.

However, most critics have been bought to only speak good things and deceive people's hearts, resulting in the same good and bad in this industry as in the entertainment industry. "Jojo, you play alone first. Daddy's going to work. ”

"No problem, Dad." Xu Que heard Meng Meng's voice, smiled happily, and picked up a big beauty by himself, it was so cool.

Xu Que browsed the comment network first, and now the comment network may be the model of Douban in the previous life, but the critics are divided into three levels of ABC, and now Xu Que is only a C-level critic.

You can comment on songs, movies, novels, scripts, and even the outfits of celebrities, and famous critics earn millions or tens of millions a day.

Xu Que found that he was not very short of money, but since Xu Que wanted to make beauties, he would come up with his own skills.

clicked on a song that is known to many critics, "You Are My Heart", and he saw that it was a song sung by singer Zhao Liying. The evaluation is A, and the song is said to be quite good all over the world.

"Dad, what song are you listening to? It's ugly. The little cute girl Qiaoqiao looked at Xu Que and pouted.

"The cultural level of this world is up to me to save."

Xu Que crackled and tapped on the keyboard, "Others ask for money when they sing, but this song sings badly." Whether it's the lyrics or the level of singing, I can only give a C grade, and I don't know if other critics have taken money or have a conscience, and recommend such a garbage song to everyone. ”

The corners of his mouth floated into a smile, as a newcomer, no one may know about the new critics, but he has mastered the method of hyping the water army in his previous life, and he is ready to go to a celebrity to touch porcelain, and by the way, improve his popularity.

quickly registered a few small accounts, and he went to a few big-name critics and complained, "I don't know if you took money, and even such a garbage song is commented as A-grade." ”