Chapter 114: Uncle Xue's show

The fireplace in the living room burned behind him, and the flames danced quietly on the wooden blocks, occasionally beeping and crunching. Griffith sat by the fire in a daze www.biquge.info the wind and snow outside the window blew in through the window, and the flames of the fireplace pulled out his shadow, making his head look more honest and round.

Under the beige light, Jiqing looked into the distance for a while and slowly fell asleep.

Outside the window, the heavy snow crushed the green pines, and the snow covered the canopy, so the time of the year came to an end in such a tranquility and simplicity.

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On New Year's Day, Ji's family set off a firecracker with 500 rings, and in order to celebrate a beautiful new life, Jiqing also bought two fireworks quite extravagantly.

The valiant 'Sun Knight' had struggled all night last night, and had heard that he had been abused 32 times in one night by the evil captain of the royal court, so when Griffith saw him this morning, Kira's eyes were sunken and he was sick.

Fortunately, the Ji family is lonely and has no relatives, and on the first day of the Lunar New Year, it shows the advantage of not having to go around visiting relatives.

Xue Yijie shamelessly brought a pair of turkeys over this morning, and the two chickens together must be half the size of Jiliang. Kira didn't plan to let him in, but then he thought that it was not appropriate to refuse guests on the first day of the new year, so he forgot it.

In fact, there is another reason for Xue Yijie to enter the house: some time ago, a local authority on the island heard that Kira opened the door to do business at home, so he came to ask for the so-called façade fee, façade surcharge and other taxes.

Kira didn't understand any of this, and later consulted the neighbors, and heard that this kind of tax collection can actually be collected or not, and his own door to do business, without receiving guests, is not actually a formal façade house, strictly speaking, there is no obligation to bear taxes.

But the little officials and ghosts in the officialdom have been greedy and difficult since ancient times, and Kira theorized with the other party with the innocent thoughts of heavenly reason, and was reprimanded by the other party for a few words, and deducted some big hats such as so-called 'obstruction of law enforcement', so he didn't know how to deal with it.

Fortunately, at that time, he had a big back and a rosy face, and Uncle Xue Yijie, who had just come back from making a perfect appearance, came to Ji's house to offer his courtesy, and the first thing he saw was that the two arrogant men in uniform were playing tricks over there.

Uncle Xue's good mood was gloomy at that time, he raised his big scalp shoes and kicked over one person, the other person had never seen such a bad man, he was furious, and he was about to call 'attack the police!' Obstruction of law enforcement! was sealed on the eye socket by Uncle Xue's fist.

When the two little uniforms saw this scene, they estimated that the hero would not suffer the loss in front of him, and let go of two cruel words and left. Before leaving, he probably expressed some thoughts like 'attacking the police is guilty, and he will sit in prison'.

In this regard, Shengdou Xiaomin Jiliang was worried, but Xue Yijie didn't feel it much.

Sure enough, within two hours, the two little uniforms were wrapped in a bunch of small blue uniforms from the Ministry of Torture and Punishment surrounded Kira's house, with a big horn in their hands, saying something like 'You have been surrounded, raise your hands, and confess leniently', as if you were going to shoot with a gun if you disagree.

Where has Kira seen this formation, traditional thinking still makes him maintain his awe of law enforcers, and sometimes he can't help but want to send it to the uncle of the criminal department to ask for praise when he picks up money on the street.

Therefore, when encountering such a large number of little blue skins, Kira was instantly stupid.

But what kind of person is Xue Yijie, the little minion in front of him, he actually doesn't look at it much. In Uncle Xue's world, the little minions should have the consciousness of the little minions, and if they are surrounded by such arrogance, Uncle Xue will be unhappy.

He picked up the phone, dialed a number, glanced at Kira, who was looking at him, and finally walked away some distance and turned his back.

At this time, the beaten little uniform outside was holding a horn and shouting loudly:

"Attack the police! Do you know what you hit your uncle for, you're dead, hit me......"

Xue Yijie said something into the phone, and then raised the phone to the window with an unhappy expression, probably to let the person on the other end of the phone listen to the sound of the horn outside. Then, he pulled the phone back, said something with an indignant expression, and then hung up with a 'Peng'.

Not long after this, the little blueskins began to break down the door with batons. The pot-bellied man who looked like a conductor among them was shouting 'smash it, smash it,' and the phone rang.

As soon as the man looked at the number, his expression immediately became a little flattering, he whispered something softly, heard the voice on the other side of the microphone, nodded frequently, and after a while, his face turned a little pale.

Then, the little blue skins receded like a tide, so neat that Kira didn't react a little.

Among them, the little uniform who was hit by Xue Yijie in the panda eye didn't know the truth, and he ran to the leader and asked, 'Aren't we going to break down the door and catch the murderer?', and the pot-bellied man angrily slapped the man in uniform head-on: 'I'll break your paralysis'!

Therefore, the vigorous attack on the police passed like this. Ji Liang thought about this matter repeatedly, and finally realized that the change in the whole thing might have something to do with Xue Yijie.

But he has a deep sense of disgust for Xue Yijie, and thinks that the other party is idle all day long, rude and lacks wisdom, and he never thought that Xue Yijie was a 'leading cadre' who broke into the people. He thinks so, he can survive this 'catastrophe', Xue Yijie should make the first contribution, but it is obvious that Xue Yijie should have a very awesome relative, friend and the like, who can save people from fire and water.

As for the assumption that Xue Yijie is a big guy and is very awesome, Ji Liang's child has exhausted his fifteen years of life wisdom and pointed out the absurdity of this argument from a wide angle with great perseverance, and he simply didn't want to see the other party's smug face for a second.

In any case, there is nothing wrong with Ji Liang owing Xue Yijie a favor, and since that time, the two so-called little blue skins who come to collect façade fees have never appeared again, which saves the Ji family a lot of things.

Carrying two turkey heads, Xue Yijie staggered into the kitchen, and after putting down his things, he poked his head out of the crack in the kitchen door and asked if Jiqing was at home?

Ji Liang ignored him with a cold face, Xue Yijie didn't care, and ran up to the second floor alone.

At this time, Jiqing was probably packing his clothes. The faint sound of soothing music wafts through her room, in keeping with her tranquil nature.

Xue Yijie rubbed his hands together and turned around the door twice with a lewd face and didn't go in, his eyes rolled around, and finally saw Griffith, who was clumsy and sketching an egg on the edge of the window in the small corridor on the second floor, with a pencil and a round expression.

The boy in front of him, Uncle Xue Yijie, is known, and the legend says that he was born with a low IQ and doesn't like to talk, and the impression that this boy gave him is actually the same.

Quiet and well-behaved people will be more or less likable, Uncle Xue's eyes rolled around, and then he thought about it.

I saw him trembling and swinging in front of Griffith with two long legs, raising his eyebrows and starting to fool Griffith:

"Hey, kid, can my brother do a magic trick for you?"

After shaking his body twice, he landed on his left knee and looked at Griffith in a handsome position.

Seeing the boy with the big brain case in front of him turning his face suspiciously, Uncle Xue immediately looked solemn, mysteriously took out a white handkerchief from his jacket pocket, shook it in front of the big head, and then covered the egg on the edge of the window.

"It's a very ordinary handkerchief, oh, you can touch it...... If you don't want to, forget it.

Seeing that egg is not, there is nothing wrong, it is the egg...... Knock it, it's true......

Brother, now I want to make this egg nothing...... First we cover the eggs with a handkerchief, and then you touch them...... Forehead...... I don't want to......

I'm going to turn this egg into a don't believe it or not, so I'll ask you if you believe it...... Little friend, let me tell you, you are blessed today, and the time to witness the miracle has come......"

Xue Yijie babbled these words, snapped his fingers in front of Griffith's eyes with one hand, and then waved his big hand to pull open the white scarf, and the eggs under it were really no longer in his mind.

The big head looked at the empty window edge with an indifferent expression, his eyes picked up, and he was facing Xue Yijie without saying a word. Xue Yijie, who was waiting for exclamations and applause, touched his nose a little embarrassed, and muttered to himself: "The reaction is not quite right...... Did you not understand it? ”

But the man apparently did not give up, and he regrouped again and changed the head Griffith.

I saw him cover his left hand with a square scarf again, and after a few seconds, he pulled it open, and his originally empty left hand was filled with more than a dozen colorful balloons. Xue Yijie raised his eyebrows and glanced at Griffith proudly, but unfortunately, the other party still had a mediocre response.

"I don't like it, it doesn't make sense...... I've been practicing for a long time......"

Xue Yijie scratched his scalp with his fingers, quite distressed.

Fortunately, Xue Yijie is not a character who can worry about one thing for a long time, and originally planned to use magic to tempt his brother-in-law and let him do things for himself. But since the effect was not good, he didn't bother to do these useless work, and with a straight flip of his hand, he conjured up a piece of pink letter paper folded into the shape of a peach heart.

Just by looking at the shape, this letter knew that it was something called a 'love letter', Xue Yijie fanned that thing and shook it in front of Griffith's eyes:

"Put this in your sister's room and come back and give you candy."

After these words, the big boy with a round head finally thought for a while, and after a minute, he looked at the candy in Xue Yijie's hand, struggled to analyze the pros and cons, and finally clicked on the bulky brain shell.