As the Spring Festival approaches, netizens are becoming more and more active. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

While "Cohabitation Blog" continues to swipe the screen on Weibo, the attention of many netizens is also attracted by the increasing personal dynamics of celebrities, especially the many stars who have been invited by the Spring Festival Gala of various David TV.

Today is the dress rehearsal of this star, and tomorrow is the joining of that popular idol.

And the most sensational thing is that Xiao Yitao, who has just joined Guangguang Media, joined the Spring Festival Gala of Zhejiang Satellite TV with the entire crew of the large-scale fantasy drama "The Emperor of the Immortal Kingdom", which has become the hottest topic at the moment.

Because of the increasing activity of celebrities, "Cohabitation Blog", which originally monopolized the top ten hot search keywords on Weibo, quickly lost half of the country.

In addition to 'Ding Ning', 'Han Xueer', 'Cohabitation Blog', 'Ratings Monster', 'Tang Nian Tan Songyun CP', 'Spring Festival Tour', 'Who Won the Lottery Tonight', 'Li Yu' and other hot search keywords have dropped out of the top ten.

However, on March 3, Tang Nian Weibo, which had fallen silent since the launch of "Cohabitation Blog", suddenly squeezed into the top ten of the hot search keywords.

His Weibo personal news has received a large number of retweets, and it has quickly become the most concerned topic at the moment.

"Well, when I went home for the New Year, I was urged to marry by my mother, and I took out the photo of @Tan Songyun in an idea, and swore that this is my object, and I will have the opportunity to take it home for ......the New Year in the future."

"Then I was slapped on the head by my father, saying that I fooled him with celebrity photos, his TV for 20 years is not for nothing/crying expression, this is clearly a character in the TV series of Dragon TV's blog, called Han Xueer......"

"I almost forgot, I didn't mention to my parents that I changed my career to become an actor!"

"I once talked to my parents before, and I said that I was no longer moving bricks at the construction site, and it would be more promising to be an extra...... Before I could finish speaking, I was reprimanded by my mother, saying that I was whimsical, don't I know that actors eat youth? ”

"I weakly asked: others can, why can't I?"

My mother sneered and said: Actors eat youth, but ...... Do you have youth? ”

"I: ......"

Then my mother said earnestly: Ah Tang, don't look at those big stars, they are beautiful in front of the camera, but the risk of doing this business is particularly high, the income is very unstable, and it is easy to schizophrenia, and if you are not careful, you will lose your ability to survive in society, it is better to do engineering, even if you move bricks, you are more down-to-earth than being an actor, and you can still be a small worker when you are older, and you can continue to do it. They are stars, they are old, their bodies are useless, and they can't even do a small job......"

Then, silently, I turned off the phone, with only one thought in my mind: I might ...... It's a ...... Fake son! ”

“……”

"How can I prove that 'I'm really a big star'? I showed them the stills of 'Ding Ning', but my parents still didn't believe it, saying that I was crazy...... Makes me angry...... Wait online, it's in a hurry! ”

"This is my hometown cold artifact, from my mother's handmade cotton boots...... Hey, where did my big star go? ”

"Ask, how can I prove that 'I am Tang Nian'?"

“……”

This is the news updated on Weibo after Tang Nian finished playing soy sauce, which made netizens laugh all of a sudden.

"Hahaha......"

"Poof! Do you have youth? I can laugh at this meme for a year! ”

"Tang Nian, you have to listen to your mother, I also think that moving bricks is more promising than being an actor......"

"Your dad is so funny, little squirrel lying gun!"

Thirty well-known psychiatric experts from the Imperial Capital International Psychiatric Hospital issued a joint statement, saying that Tang Nian suffered from schizophrenia and was not suitable to be president...... Phew, as an actor, you should join the brick-moving industry and undergo intensive treatment......"

"Upstairs, I'll obey you!"

"Such parents are so happy, give me a dozen ......"

"It's easy to prove it, you make your hometown address public, and we'll prove it to you!"

"Yes, yes, sister, I am also urging marriage at home, just so I can go to your house to hide, and take the children out to work after the New Year......"

"Upstairs is lit up, hahahaha...... Tang Nian, dare you make your hometown address public! ”

"Tang Nian, don't give up treatment......"

"Congratulations to Tang Nian for successfully becoming a joker!"

"Hard and wide, the identification is complete......"

“……”

Because of Tang Nian's Weibo personal dynamics, the entire network fell into a sea of joy for a while, and Dragon TV's official Weibo also took the opportunity to forward it, commenting: "I watched the seventh and eighth episodes of "Cohabitation Blog" with my parents at night, and the time to prove myself has come!" ”

"Medium...... Comrade Yuanshan, attending the Spring Festival group meeting of veteran comrades in Beijing......"

Just when the whole network was having fun because of Tang Nian's Weibo personal dynamics, Tang Nian honestly accompanied his father to watch "News Network".

For decades, the TV at home has changed from a black-and-white TV to a color TV, and then to the LCD screen, as long as the power is uninterrupted, my father will watch "News Network" on time at seven o'clock in the evening.

In a flash, "News Network" is also coming to an end.

"I received Dragon TV, I want to watch "Cohabitation Blog"!"

Tang's mother's voice came from the kitchen, and Tang Nian couldn't help but ask strangely: "Mom, don't you look at the weather forecast?" ”

"It's smog all day long, what's the point of the weather forecast? Hurry up and take it! ”

The sound of pots and pans colliding sounded in the kitchen, and Tang's mother's action of washing dishes and chopsticks had come to an end.

"Take it!"

Tang's father sighed, he had lost the courage to fight for control of the TV with Tang's mother, and completely lost his position as the head of the family.

Seeing Tang Nian looking at him in surprise, Tang's father said helplessly: "Your mother nagging every day, I'm about to be driven crazy, finally there is a TV series that makes her stop talking for a while, so that I can be clean for a while......"

"Uh......"

Tang Nian's mouth opened wide, and he was stunned for a while before giving his father a thumbs up.

At 7:50, Tang Nian's family of three sat steadily in front of the TV and watched "Cohabitation Blog" with his mother.

With the familiar wind chimes ringing, the seventh and eighth episodes of "Cohabitation Blog" were officially broadcast.

Tang's father and Tang's mother watched it with relish, but Tang Nian looked weird.

This feeling of accompanying his parents to watch his own TV series is quite weird, and what is even more weird is that his parents can't help but have the male protagonist in the TV series being their own child, this awkward feeling, the sense of disobedience is quite strong.

The seventh episode of 'Heavy Snow Night Attack on Chunzhou City' tells the story of Han Xueer, in order to alleviate the sequelae of the character's withdrawal, Xueye knocked on Ding Ning's door, encountered heavy snow and closed the city, and the two lived a two-person world.

The eighth episode of 'Xanadu' tells the story of Ding Ning and several people from the Institute of Regional Studies who visited Li Village, and made up his mind to die in Li Village, and the beautiful landscape of Li Village was put on the screen for the first time.

The plot is simply not too familiar, although watching "Cohabitation Blog" on TV, it feels good, but Tang Nian's purpose is not this.

His ultimate goal is to return to how to prove himself as the 'Ding Ning' on TV.

"Mom, do you think I don't look like the male protagonist 'Ding Ning' in this TV series?"

Suddenly, Tang Nian had an idea, ran to the side of the LCD TV, put his head to the height of the TV, and asked expectantly.

"What kind of wind are you smoking? Hurry up and get me up and don't disturb me watching TV! ”

Mother Tang was stunned for a moment, but said impatiently.

"Oh......"

Seeing Tang's father giving him a look on the side, signaling not to disturb the child's mother watching TV at this time, Tang Nian was like a deflated ball, so he had to sit obediently and accompany him.

To be honest, when I really settled down to watch "Cohabitation Blog", time passed quickly.

In particular, the pace of "Cohabitation Blog" is quite fast, and the smooth transition of the plot line of two minutes at most will usher in a new wave of plot explosions.

Unconsciously, Tang Nian was also immersed in it.

In a flash, at ten o'clock in the evening, the seventh and eighth episodes of "Cohabitation Blog" officially ended.

It wasn't until half past ten that there was still no third episode of "Cohabitation Blog", and there was no possibility of a replay, so Tang's mother couldn't get enough of changing to another station.

"Dad, Mom, how do you feel after watching "Cohabitation Blog"?"

Tang Nian's heart moved at this time, and he was very curious about what his parents thought of TV series like "Living Together Blog".

"It's very good-looking, that little girl named Han Xue'er is quite fairy...... Ahem, my feeling is that this drama can't go away in the middle, otherwise you won't be able to catch it, unlike previous TV series, if you don't watch it for half an hour, you can pick it up and watch it when you come back! ”

Father Tang originally wanted to say a few more words about the heroine in the TV series, but when he saw Mother Tang's eyes, he quickly stopped and chatted seriously.

"Mom, what do you think?"

Tang Nian listened to his father's words and nodded again and again, what he wanted for the TV series "Cohabitation Blog" was this kind of effect, the overall rhythm was fast, without the slightest drag, and the ups and downs of the plot seemed to be working well now.

"What do I think? An ordinary teacher can find a partner through online chat, and he is also a big star! What about you, hugging your mobile phone and chatting every day, and at the end of the day, you take a photo of a star to fool your mother......"

Tang's mother glared, but it was a horse gun, and once again stabbed Tang Nian's heart.

“……”

After listening to Tang's mother's words, Tang Nian had the heart to beat his mouth.

"I shouldn't have said that too much......"

Father Tang couldn't help laughing, but Tang Nian could only cover his face with his hands, and completely knelt down for his mother's strong combat power.

"I was watching "Cohabitation Blog" with my parents at home, and when I was done, I happily asked: How is this TV series? I thought to myself, this can finally lead to the topic and show my identity as a big star......"

"Dad said that this TV series is very attractive, and you can't walk away in the middle, otherwise the plot won't be able to catch it!"

Seeing that I asked her, I said impatiently: "A teacher can find a partner through Internet chat, you hold your mobile phone all day long, but you can't even find an object, and at the end of the day, take a celebrity photo to fool your mother!" ”

"I: ......"

"What a terrible lesson!!

"I really remind everyone: "Cohabitation Blog" looks at it, but don't brush the sense of existence, it's best to be small and transparent, silently observe the looks of your parents, and quickly slip ......away if there is an abnormality."

"The above is the whole process of my death and the bloody lesson, please remember (PS: I am hard and wide, knock on the blackboard and mark the key points~~~)!"

"Silent tears: the pit I dug myself, even if I was kneeling, I had to jump down again and again, and I felt deep regret for filming "Cohabitation Blog" for the first time......"

"When "Cohabitation Blog" was launched, I deliberately leaned my face over and hinted: Do you think Ding Ning, the male protagonist on TV, is he similar to me? I...... My mother said impatiently: Open it for me, don't disturb me watching TV! ”

"I: ......"

Late at night, Tang Nian's Weibo was updated again, and the entire Weibo once again became a sea of joy.

"Hahahaha...... In the Tang Dynasty, your mother's combat effectiveness is off the charts! ”

"I laughed so much that tears came out of my eyes...... Originally, I had a quarrel because my family urged me to get married, but after reading Tang Nian's Weibo, I was cured......"

"Let you shoot "Cohabitation Blog", let you abuse the dog for the New Year, and let you make us have a bad New Year, now you are lifting a stone to shoot yourself in the foot, right?"

"Ahhhh............h

"Fool your mom with a picture of a celebrity...... That's a great sentence! ”

"Give me a ...... Kneel and beg Tang Nian to ...... the shadow area in his heart"

"Tang Nian, it seems that you will never be able to prove that 'I am really a big star'!"

“……”

Tang Nian, who incarnated as a joker, happily swiped Weibo, and did not reply to many netizens' questions, but just watched the excitement silently.

"Ding Ling Ling Ling ......"

Suddenly, a phone call, and the girl's name appears on the phone screen.

Tang Nian smiled and answered the phone.