Chapter 15: I'll Tell You a Joke

Ning Ji put on his clothes, and saw Chu Aoxue's face cold, and his beautiful eyes glared at him with murderous intent, understanding that the other party was waiting for his explanation. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

"Ahem, in fact, when I came in the morning, I didn't have an umbrella, I was drenched in the rain, and I suffered from the cold, so I came to a hot spring to ward off the cold......"

Boom!

Chu Aoxue directly drew her sword!

"Don't ...... Don't be impulsive! I'm really here to soak in the hot springs to ward off the cold! ”

Ning Ji couldn't smile bitterly.

Crossing the rebirth, and the matter of Heding Red must not be said, if the monk can still resist with mana, but mortals who take Heding Red will definitely die.

How can Ning Ji explain this, he is not good at lying, and he can't be exposed through the rebirth, crane top red, and card emperor systems.

"And I didn't know that you would come to the hot springs, if you tell half a lie, I would rather Jitian thunder and die!"

Hearing Ning Ji's poisonous oath, Chu Aoxue's expression changed slightly, and she was moved, and inserted the Lingyue Frost Sword back into the scabbard.

"Let's go, remember what I said in the morning, after the spirit pet exchange meeting, you and I don't owe each other, and we have nothing to do with each other."

Chu Aoxue skimmed over and didn't look at Ning Ji.

Ning Ji's expression was complicated and depressed, taking a hot spring to drive away the cold poison, and encountered such a thing.

"People are unlucky, and they stuff their teeth when they drink cold water."

Ning Ji turned around and walked out of the hall.

"Wait!"

Suddenly, Chu Aoxue actually stopped Ning Ji.

"Am I going to be here to run, or am I coming to Jitai?!"

Ning Ji's heart trembled, and he turned around excitedly.

The beauty invited, how could Ning Ji refuse, not to mention that the other party is still his nominal daughter-in-law, let's take a hot spring and take a mandarin duck bath together, and it is estimated that the cold poison in the body will be expelled in minutes.

"You...... Wait a minute, there's someone outside the temple ......"

Chu Aoxue whispered, she was also a little depressed.

"Uh...... Well......"

Ning Ji was disappointed and began to undress.

"Why are you undressing again!"

Chu Aoxue was so embarrassed that she couldn't help but draw her sword.

Fortunately, Ning Ji explained in time, otherwise this sword would have stabbed over.

"I'm cold, of course I'm soaking in the hot springs for a while, and by the way, I'll dry my clothes a little."

Ning Ji took it for granted, and then stepped into the hot spring, his body soaked in the hot water, and he screamed comfortably, and his pores dilated.

Chu Aoxue saw Ning Ji's comfortable appearance, and couldn't wait to slap a powder fist over and smash it on Ning Ji's face.

"Why, why don't you come down and soak for a while?"

Ning Ji seemed to see through Chu Aoxue's thoughts, and as soon as he spoke, he almost forced Chu Aoxue to draw his sword again.

Ning Ji had no choice but to shut up honestly and soak in the hot spring to expel the power of the cold.

Chu Aoxue didn't go out immediately, she knew that if she went out too early, it might cause unnecessary suspicion.

But staying in the hall with Ning Ji, Chu Aoxue was a little unaccustomed to it, and she was uncomfortable.

The two of them did not speak, a strange embarrassment that filled the air.

Chu Aoxue simply sat down, preparing to cultivate for a while, and then left.

"Shall I tell you a few jokes to pass the time?"

Ning Ji muttered, put his hands on the side of the hot spring pool, looked up at the high palace, his eyes were misty in the heat, and he suddenly missed the earth a little.

"Jokes?"

"yes, that's right...... It's a little joke that makes people laugh......"

Ning Ji saw that Chu Aoxue did not answer, so he simply talked to himself.

"I'd like to see what your joke is."

Chu Aoxue couldn't calm down to cultivate, so she simply listened.

At first, Chu Aoxue was dismissive, but when she listened to it, she was fascinated and often laughed.

"Why, simple language, can have such an effect, is this a joke?"

"Does Ning Ji still tell jokes, I thought he could only write poems and paint......"

The more Chu Aoxue listened, the more surprised she became, her eyes flashed with a strange brilliance, and even she didn't pay attention to herself, and her heart was deliberately frozen, setting off a shallow ripple.

Ning Ji first told some simple and easy-to-understand jokes, and then said a few more connotative ones, so that Chu Aoxue couldn't understand it, and couldn't help but ask him, and after understanding, he had a feeling of sudden enlightenment.

Ning Ji was mischievous, occasionally interspersed with a little dirty joke, Chu Aoxue naturally didn't understand, and asked him, Ning Ji was still not easy to answer, and explained hesitantly.

As a result, Chu Aoxue broke the casserole and asked to the end, after Ning Ji explained, Chu Aoxue's face turned red, ashamed and angry, and almost pulled out his sword to cut Ning Ji.

"Alright, it's almost time...... I'll go first, and then you can go out. ”

Chu Aoxue got up, and a trace of reluctance flashed in her eyes.

……

"You say, when the young lady was soaking in the hot springs, there was a man's scream?"

"I don't know, it's really strange, why does Huaqing Palace have a man's voice?"

"Could it be...... Miss hid a man? ”

"Phew, don't talk nonsense, if you talk nonsense behind Miss's back, you're going to break your tongue!"

"That's right, Miss Bing has jade muscles, it is impossible to get close to men, let alone hide men."

"Speaking of which, doesn't Miss actually have a husband? The ...... called Ning Ji"

"I really don't understand, what's so good about Ning Ji, he is weak and incompetent, and he can't compare to other princes who pursue Miss."

"Ning Ji's parents seem to be the inner disciples of Spirit Beast Mountain, but they seem to be dead."

"Hmph, without the support of my parents, I guess Ning Ji is not as good as me!"

"I heard that Ning Ji is a waste and can't cultivate, so he really doesn't deserve Miss at all."

Outside the hall, several servants gathered together and had a heated discussion.

At this time, the door of the palace was pushed open, and Chu Aoxue walked out.

"Miss!"

"Miss!"

They immediately greeted them and saluted respectfully.

Chu Aoxue didn't even look at them, and said coldly: "Palm your mouth." ”

"Yes...... It's Miss! It's our fault, we shouldn't criticize Miss behind our backs! ”

The faces of the maids changed greatly, their hearts trembled, and they hurriedly raised their hands to slap themselves.

"Although Ning Ji's family has changed, it's not something you can criticize and slander behind your back."

Chu Aoxue dropped a sentence lightly and turned to leave.

At this time, a few maids suddenly woke up, and it turned out that Chu Aoxue was blaming them for belittling Ning Ji.

Don't...... Miss likes Ning Ji?

As soon as this thought rose, it was dispelled by them, how could it be that Ning Ji and Chu Aoxue were completely people from two worlds.

How could a phoenix flying above the nine heavens like ants crawling on the ground?

"Whew, it's so comfortable to soak, the power of the cold should have expelled most of it, right?"

"Ding, answer the host, you can live through tonight, but not tomorrow."

Ning Ji: "......"

Ning Ji collapsed, the answer given by the card emperor system is really annoying, what does it mean to live through tonight and not tomorrow?!

"I don't believe in evil, just the cruelty, and the cold poison, can you help me?"

Immediately, Ning Ji's voice changed, and he asked the card emperor system very spinelessly: "Is there a way, I don't want to die yet." ”

"Ding, answer the host, a hundred-year-old dragon marrow blood lingzhi, can solve the poison of the remnant poison of the crane top red."

Ning Ji rolled his eyes: "It's useless to ask!" Looks like I'm going to have to use another method! ”

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