Wei Shuo had a lot of things to complain about, but found that no one was his audience, and he stopped talking. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

"The story takes place a year ago, when our male protagonist was still a young man."

"Your sister!" Wei Shuo finally couldn't help but scold, "People in their 40s were young men 1 year ago!" ”

Natsu finally said impatiently: "An, don't pay too much attention to these preludes, after all, the feature film is not that long, so how to do it without saying more." Just like those who write online novels, how can they earn manuscript fees if there is less nonsense? Wei Shuo heard the words and realized a little, it seems that the Chinese film of a certain island country is also this tactic.

Narrator: "On New Year's Eve, due to the difficulty of finding train tickets during the Spring Festival, our actor did not buy a ticket home, so he flew back to the United States to reunite with his family. ”

Wei Shuo really couldn't hold back, "Why do you make a train to pass from the sea?" Xiao Yu glanced at him and said angrily: "Don't look out!" ”

Narrator, "Just as he got on the plane, guess what? Was it lost luggage or was the bike stolen? No, nothing happened to him, because our country's security is the best in the world, and people's happiness index is the highest in the world. In order to allow their children to grow up in a difficult environment from primary school, our officials do not hesitate to send them to suffer in a capitalist country where they are in dire straits. Hey, hats off to the great parents. There was a round of applause.

"Besides, our hero, please forgive me for always calling him the hero, because I forgot his name, hehe. Our male protagonist was sent to the skies over the United States on a plane, and guess what? Yes, that's right, the plane crashed! Their country is the worst in terms of security, and its people's happiness index is among the lowest in the world. In order to allow their children to grow up in a difficult environment from primary school, our officials do not hesitate to send them to suffer here, where they are in dire straits. Hey, hats off again to the great parents. ”

In the face of laughter from time to time, the commentary is still gushing, as if he is the protagonist today, this is his stage alone. Wei Shuo sighed in his heart, this is not an explanation, this is a talk show.

The narration continues, "The passengers parachuted to escape, and although our male protagonist did not open the umbrella bag, he was lucky to fall into the cow dung heap. Those who opened the umbrella were not so lucky, they hung on the tree, and then, and then there was no then. At this time, a violent cougar finds our male protagonist, and when he is about to be threatened with his life, our female protagonist appears. With her strength and sharp horns, she repels strong enemies and saves the hero. Why is that? Why is that? Is it because of love? In that place, there are still people wandering there? Of course it's not because of love, love is like a ghost, I've never heard of it. Why? As we said earlier, our male protagonist fell into a cow dung heap and was full of bullish spirit, and our heroine treated him as one of his kind!

In the days that followed, they lived happily together like this. Of course, it is the cow and not our hero who is happy. The male protagonist has always wanted to escape from the clutches of the old heifer, but he has always been caught. Finally, one day, our company's hunting party met the male protagonist and rescued him. By the way, the heroine was captured. What's even more interesting is that our male protagonist is a semi-professional matador, so here comes the question, learn excavator technology, uh, sorry. The question is that when the cleaned male and female protagonists meet, will they burst into fierce sparks again? We're not going to give them a chance, they're here today, not to fall in love, but to fight for the only chance to survive and send each other to hell! Okay, everyone, keep your eyes open, SHOWTIME! ”

With the sound of a gong, the commentary finally retreated. Wei Shuo sighed and said with relief: "This B is finally BB finished." ”

In the venue, the staff left one after another, leaving only the matador and the cow. With a bang, the cage door popped open, and the cow walked down slowly, and she looked around, tired of the whistles and scolding, and seemed to become irritable at once. When she saw the matador waiting on the opposite side, she immediately pressed her head down, and her hooves kept slapping the ground, looking like she was about to attack.

The matador had three swords stuck in his waist, and these were his weapons today, and he was going to use them to kill the ox in front of him. A piece of red cloth is held up by a pole and cantilevered by his side, which is a prop to trick the enemy, and it is also a weapon that consumes the enemy's physical strength to create killing conditions for himself.

The cow launched, and a trail of smoke and dust rushed towards the matador. The matador shook his body and made a graceful gesture. With a bang, the cow passed over the red cloth and pounced. There was an immediate cheer all around. Repeat it a few times, and the matador is at ease. The freshness of the audience gradually passed, and some people began to shout and kill him, and then this sound became the main theme of the field.

The matador drew a sword, and the audience immediately cheered. When the man and the ox crossed, he stabbed out violently, and the long sword sank deep into the body of the ox. The ox's body shook, and its strong muscles clamped the long sword that entered its body like steel. The matador's sword came out of his hand, and just like that, the sword hung over the cow's body. Immediately, the matador drew his second sword, and once again the man and the ox staggered, leaving a sword on the other side of the cow's body.

The applause in the stands intensified, but Wei Shuo couldn't stand it anymore, and he said to everyone: "Isn't this too cruel." He saw that the faces of everyone present were not good-looking, everyone was a demon master, and they had an innate affection for animals, and no one would feel good when they saw such a cruel scene. Natsu said: "They are also fair duelings, and they have their own destiny, so it is inconvenient for us to interfere." Wei Shuo let out a long sigh and said no more.

At this moment, there was an accident on the field, the matador turned 360 degrees beautifully, but his body shook and fell to the ground, he tried to get up with difficulty, but his right foot could not use any strength. By this time everyone understood that he had sprained his foot. However, seeing this scene, the audience became even more excited, and shouted one after another: "Kill him, kill him!" ”

The cow turned and rushed back, and when she saw that her target had fallen to the ground, a jaw-dropping scene occurred. The cow slowed down, and at last she walked almost in small steps in front of the matador. Her eyes were already dim as she shook her body due to excessive blood loss, but everyone could clearly see the look of concern in her eyes. Alert and frightened, the matador pointed his last sword at the cow. Seeing this, the surroundings shouted at the same time: "Kill her, kill her!" ”

The cow was not afraid to take a step forward, and the matador jumped back with difficulty. Moo! The cow shook her bewildered head and let out a wail.

"Kill her, kill her!" ...... "This is, what kind of fruit is this?" Do you also eat fruit? ”

"Kill her, kill her!" ...... "I'm a human being, not a brute like you, don't always follow me." ”

"Kill her, kill her!" ...... "Captain, many beast carcasses have been found here, some have been dead for days, this cougar has just died, you see its wounds, it was killed by a bison. ”

"Kill her, kill her!" ...... "No matter how many times you save me, I must get out of here." ”

"Kill her, kill her!" ...... "Captain we found a wild man, not good, a bison came from behind. ”

"Kill her, kill her!" ...... "Captain, this cow is so strange, why does it keep following us." ”

"Kill her, kill her!" ......, "Eh, this bison was injured, and we caught him if he had to resist." ”

"Kill her! Kill her! Kill her! Kill her! ”

Moo! -- The cow walked step by step towards the point of the sword, and the matador dragged one foot backwards step by step. At this time, more than a dozen staff members came up, each holding a red cloth in his hand and shaking constantly, which meant to distract the cow. The cow was already very weak, and sweat was running into her eyes, and she kept shaking her head and glaring, just to see better. When she saw a dozen or so people coming up, she turned vigilantly and blocked the matador behind her. A staff member took the opportunity to drag the matador away, and when the cow realized that the person behind her was gone, the heart-rending roar suddenly sounded, which made people hear it in horror. Sure enough, as soon as the cow lowered her head, she rushed towards a nearby staff member. The staff rhythmically shakes the red cloth and picks the red cloth out of the body, under normal circumstances, the ox will attack the shaking cloth, even if it is not red, it is no problem, the reason for the anger of the bison is the frequency of the cloth's vibration. However, something unusual happened. The cow approached, shook her head, and picked the staff away, but the red cloth did not work at all. The cow turned around and did the same, and several people were knocked to the ground one after another. When the staff saw this, they fled one after another. Only then did everyone realize that the cow had been teased and stabbed just now, all of which she had done on purpose, and if it hadn't been, the matador would have died several times. After careful consideration, it is not difficult to find that in fact, the cow has been fulfilling the matador with her own life.

The cow looked around, as if looking for something. Another roar to the sky, it was the grief of losing something important.

…… The man sat on the edge of the cage, "Hey, tomorrow we're going to have a duel, don't blame me, I need a sum of money urgently." "Moo~"

…… The man got up to leave, stopped, and turned back, "I've been wanting to say thank you for the past few months. "Moo~"

With this roar, the sky and the earth changed, the light dimmed suddenly, the cow's eyes turned blood-red, and the darkness seemed to form a whirlpool, circling, and frantically surging towards the cow's body.

Nazten stood up and shouted, "No, this cow has gone berserk!" I can feel her demonic power soaring, it's time for us Demon Masters to do it. ”

Wei Shuo nodded, although he agreed with Natsu's statement, he knew that he couldn't help at all. So he turned to Xiao Yu and said, "Xiao Yu, you can help them." ”

Unexpectedly, Xiao Yu shook his head and said, "Didn't Natsu say just now, each has a destiny, and it is inconvenient to interfere." ”

Wei Shuo had a black line, he was still so serious at this time, and he said to Xia Hou again: "You persuade her, we can't die without help." ”

Xiahou shook his head: "She is a good cow." ”

Wei Shuo was speechless for a while, Xiahou's path would not work. He looked at Ling Tian again, Ling Tian turned his head directly away, it's over, no one here can be relied on. Wei Shuo smiled helplessly at Natsu, rubbed his hands and said embarrassedly: "Little sister Natsu, be careful, I'll cheer you on." ”