Chapter 31: Well Matched

"Oh . . . Is it? You're really funny.." Chatting with Saitama, Phidia said with a smile. As soon as Saitama came back and sat down, she immediately asked about the other party's situation, so she also understood the cause and effect of the matter.www.biquge.info

"Is there any..?" Saitama said nonchalantly, and continued to eat a few bites of food, her voice a little indistinct.

However, when Saitama was eating well, he was suddenly tapped on the shoulder, and he heard Tatsunado's gloomy voice: "Hey, ask you something?" ”

Seeing that the situation was not good, the people around them all avoided a little, including the owner of the store and the waiter, and said in his heart that this guy is really good, even Tatsumaki's sister dares to hook up? Not to mention hooking up, where do you go to Tatsumaki to ask for debts, and after you want to finish your debts, you will also have dinner with another beautiful woman?

Isn't this stepping on two boats under his nose, like a flashlight in the toilet, looking for death ()?

Saitama looked sideways, and his face was still flat: "Oh! You ask! ”

"What did you and my sister do when you opened a room in the hotel?" Tatsumaki said coldly.

"Didn't do anything!" Saitama looked flat and continued to eat.

"Really didn't do anything..? That... That... Something special..."Tatsumaki asked sternly, and after saying that, he blushed a little.

"Special..?" Saitama thought about it, thinking that he had taken advantage of it slightly, should this be counted? Saitama is not a fool, the other party's words are already obvious: "No! ”

"Really?" Tatsumaki asked again.

Saitama was also a little impatient: "Of course it's true, why am I lying to you?" Then what can you do?"

"And what did you do when you opened the house?" The tornado is in an instant, is it possible to pretend to be a family?

A woman's mind is like this, when she is extremely sure of something, as soon as you admit it, then wait for the storm! However, if you don't admit it, she will feel even more suspicious and will keep asking until you admit it, and then, the storm will come.

Saitama took a bite of food unhurriedly: "Nonsense, when she fought the monster yesterday, she was not the opponent of the monster, if I hadn't saved her, she would have been sacrificed!" Because her clothes were dirty and I didn't know where she lived, I took her to the hotel... Don't be too grateful, though, I'm a hero too, and that's what I'm supposed to do! ”

"What? Is that so? Tatsumaki clasped his arms in both hands, pursed his mouth, and immediately said, "But I really didn't expect that you could still be a hero?" I don't know how the association's assessment let you in? You're not going through the back door, are you? ”

"What nonsense? I'm a big hero, and I just solved the big meteorite that landed in Z City a few days ago! Saitama said with a roll of her eyes.

It's okay not to say it, but as soon as he said it, Tatsumaki laughed: "You said it's just you?" I'm embarrassed to say... But speaking of which, I also remembered, you seem to be the follower of the newcomer S-class, right? With a little bit of light, are you really embarrassed to say that you did it? ”

Saitama didn't bother to explain, if he was really too strong, others couldn't believe it.

Immediately afterwards, Tatsumaki smiled again: "But to tell you, if it weren't for Miss Ben's absence that day, it is estimated that this small meteorite would have solved it directly for me!" Where's your turn to come out of the... Haha.."

"I hope it's not a little girl, scared to come and pee, right?" Saitama ate with a faint sarcasm. Really, who is it bad to offend? Do you have to offend the dead boy? In the previous life, I scolded people on the Internet, and 'Saitama' didn't scold less, referred to as the spraying god of trolls!

Moreover, the absolute majority of the dead houses are not unable to speak, they just don't want to speak, if they are really allowed to speak, they will not stop for three days and three nights.

"What did you say..?" The hair that was already curly in the dragon scroll instantly became even more curly, and his body was even more fluorescent.

"Huh? Did I speak? Saitama suddenly pretended to be stupid, and her originally sluggish expression became more realistic, and she asked Phidia on the side.

Phidia was also extremely cooperative: "No! Just see her talking to herself alone, let's continue to eat! ”

"Good!" Saitama ignored it and continued to eat.

The dragon scroll exploded instantly, but she couldn't help but didn't make a move, after all, Saitama didn't say exactly who it was just now, if she did it, wouldn't she automatically admit it?

"No matter what! I'm telling you, stay away from my sister, or else..."

Tatsumaki warned viciously, but in an instant Saitama also exclaimed: "I said okay, okay, but can you change all the pots back?" Where did you fly my pot, and there are still a lot of dishes in it! ”

However, Tatsumaki was confused: "What? I haven't done it yet! ”

"And what is...?" Saitama was also stunned, only to see the pots and pans of the other tables around him, and all the magnetic objects went towards the roof, directly penetrating the entire roof.

"Click---

A large piece of the entire roof was cut off, and an open-air hole appeared, and a monster almost thirty meters tall was seen, which looked like a fat eggplant.

The pots and pans flew into his mouth, including some steel bars, or manhole covers, and even some cars. It all went into his mouth, was chewed and swallowed by him, and his strength and volume increased a little.

"Oops... The weirdo is coming, run---"

"Help---"

"Tatsumaki-sama... Hurry up and kill this monster.." The boss cried that his store had basically been demolished.

But in an instant, people were in a mess, fleeing everywhere, and the scene was chaotic, filled with people's shouts, cries, and cries for help.

Phidia was also like a great enemy in an instant, and she could see at a glance that the level of this monster was not low, and it was estimated that the current situation was almost at the 'dragon' level. "Oops... There was a monster! ”

"Humans, all prepare to die, I will avenge my brother today..."

The monster roared, and instantly smashed its fist on the roof, and in an instant many broken bricks and wanes fell, and this thing was estimated to kill a lot of people if it fell.

"Bang, bang, bang..."

"Taste it for yourself!"

In an instant, those broken bricks not only stopped, but directly reversed one hundred and eighty degrees, and all of them hit the monster at an extremely fast speed, sending out continuous attacks on its body.

I also saw Tatsumaki stretching out his hands and laughing and floating!

"If you dare to disturb Miss Ben's dinner, then please have a good meal, don't be polite!" Tatsumaki muttered with a smile as he saw that some of the surrounding buildings had also been pulled up out of thin air, and he smashed towards the monster at a rapid pace.

"Ahem... Damn.. Mankind.. Sneak attack? "Because the monster was attacked continuously, it was difficult to even stand up, so it could only wail on the ground.

"Humph! Look at me too.." Phidia instantly pulled out her sword, but was stopped by Saitama.

"Why are you stopping me? That's almost a 'dragon' monster, take the opportunity to get on it together and get him! Phidia said as a matter of course.

Saitama waved his hand, pointed to the tornado in the sky and said, "Look at her appearance, is she actually helping?" ”

I saw that Tatsumaki completely had the upper hand, and kept attacking with overwhelming attacks, which made the monster scream, and in an instant Phidia also shook.

Saitama also sat next to him, picked up the peanuts he ordered on the side, and ate them one by one.

"So, you don't need our help, you can't help it, and you'll be seen as an obstacle! Just watch from the sidelines... Don't say it, it's ruthless..."