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The sweat kept falling, Guo Zixiang looked up, and the air conditioner showed that it was clearly refrigeration, twenty degrees.

Sure enough, was he too nervous?

But in the face of the biggest crisis in his life so far, how could he not be nervous, in the first year of his senior year, he failed 30 consecutive interviews, and was about to end his college career as a social residue. If it fails, it will probably become a so-called nit.

Thinking of this, Guo Zixiang wiped the sweat on his forehead with his left hand, trying not to let the human secretions that tried to move freely fall on his resume.

During the interview, you can't make your resume blurry. This is the lesson learned from the eighteenth failed interview.

"Next, Guo Zixiang."

There was a notification from the front, Guo Zixiang's nerves tensed instantly, he quickly stood up, nudged the black-framed flat mirror that made him look mature (he failed the fifth interview because he was too young), observed whether he was dressed appropriately, and then calmed down, pushed open the door and walked in.

The dice have been rolled.

As soon as he pushed the door open, Guo Zixiang quickly glanced at the interviewer in front of him, and then carefully put his resume in front of the seemingly kind uncle and sat down slowly.

Three women and two men, it seems that this is not very easy to do. As we all know, a woman is a troublesome thing, especially in the workplace, she is able to infer whether you worked overtime yesterday based on how greasy your hair is today, and punish the lazy with death. Obviously, this thirtieth interview is not easy to fool.

Still, how could this stump me, a man who has failed repeatedly.

But at this moment, an anxious voice pierced his delusions.

"If you've been in here for so long and haven't introduced yourself, don't you want this job?"

Suddenly, Guo Zixiang's heart fluttered, he bowed slightly, sure enough, it was the middle-aged woman in her forties, probably because of her age, her pretty good appearance did not have much lethality to her. And in a stage of irritability and anxiety, the personality is really elusive. The time and place are favorable, and no one is on their side, what should I do?

Masaka, am I going to fall here? No, it is absolutely impossible.

In an instant, Guo Zixiang's brain sent out countless signals, he had a smile on his face, and said earnestly: "I'm really sorry, I have imagined the heroic posture of your leaders before, and at the moment I came in, I really felt shocked, I'm really sorry to delay time, my name is Guo Zixiang......"

Guo Zixiang began to promote himself, honing day after day, and had already formed a mechanical reaction.

It seems that thousands of clothes are worn, but they don't wear sycophants, and they still bring back a lot of impression points.

"What a slick little ghost."

Having said that, the tight wrinkles on the woman's face with cold eyebrows were also soothed, and it seemed that she had been lucky enough to clear the customs.

Obviously, the experience of twenty-nine times is still very effective, and soon the interview will reach the final link, until.

"Do you have a girlfriend?"

"Ah, why do you need to apply for a cuboid concrete teleporter?" Guo Zixiang was momentarily stunned.

"I'm sorry, but if you don't have a stable partner, you can't settle down to work, this is something we have to consider, please ask the next one."

Guo Zixiang walked out of the company gate in a trance, but accidentally bumped into a person and fell directly to the ground.

"I'm sorry, you're not hurt."

Guo Zixiang, who came back to his senses, quickly got up to apologize, but found that the other party standing was looking at him with cold eyes, it was a silver-haired girl wearing a long-sleeved tracksuit.

This kind of dress for this weather, is it a coser. For the time being, it doesn't matter if I'm too weak or not, I can't even hit a girl. But it's a bit rude to bump into a girl.

"I'm so sorry."

At this time, the girl sniffed the air and whispered: "This smell, it seems that this guy is really everywhere." He ignored Guo Zixiang, who apologized again and again, and walked straight forward.

Ha? How is this a little different from the script I imagined, Guo Zixiang looked confused, but it seems that this girl is very beautiful. When he turned around, he only had time to see a back.

It's just, am I wrong, she seems to be holding something, forget it, go back to school.

After returning to the dormitory, Guo Zixiang saw his roommate who was unresponsive, threw his resume on the ground, and scolded: "As a virgin who has been single for many years and has no girlfriend, what can I do, I am also desperate." ”

Zhou Xiang, who was playing a card battle game on the side, saw him like this, hurriedly stood up, looked at his bed, and finally breathed a sigh of relief, then bent down to pick up the wrinkled resume, and said with a smile: "What's the matter, isn't your wife still lying on your bed peacefully, what are you crazy about." Have you failed the interview again, but you've failed more than 20 times, and you're already addicted? ”

When Guo Zixiang heard this, he directly lifted the 18x pillow on the bed, and was about to throw it away, but after thinking for a while, he held it in his arms again, and said while stroking: "Hey, I'm not talking about her, those old stubborns let me go home directly because I don't have a partner." You say that a job of moving bricks is so demanding? English level 6, computer level 2, and there must be an object. If I have these, I will still go up to you to move bricks? ”

"Boss Guo, there is nothing difficult in the world, I am afraid of people with a heart, as long as you keep persevering, you will definitely be able to find your other half and find a satisfactory job!" Zhou Xiang clenched his fists, and shouted with passion and enthusiasm in his eyes.

"Is it really possible, even if I have failed thirty times in a row, even if I haven't known a person of the opposite sex since I was a child, can I really do it?" Guo Zixiang's eyes were full of gold stars, and he held Zhou Xiang's fist with both hands, and said excitedly.

Zhou Xiang and Guo Zixiang looked at each other with affection, quite a kind of feeling that Zhong Ziqi met Yu Boya's mountains and rivers.

Subsequently, Zhou Xiang seemed to be really unable to stand the man's gaze, and took a step back and said: "It must be possible, but before that, let's take a look at the new update of today's relaxation, the one-hit man is about to usher in the finale, but I've been waiting to watch it with you, and I definitely didn't sneak away." ”

"So you anticipated my failure?"

"Isn't that normal?"

The two of them, who were bickering, sat in front of the computer and opened the familiar 13 stations.

"By the way, is Li Lei still working?" Guo Zixiang found that one of his remaining roommates was not in the dormitory.

"He was still there, and then he went out, by the way, have you noticed any signs of him being a little bald lately."

"When you become bald, you naturally become stronger, this is an eternal truth. A person like him, even if he is a yard farmer, is also a landlord among the yard farmers, but he has not said when he will come back. ”

"No, he said he was going to accompany his girlfriend to see the musical fountain and wouldn't be back at night."

I won't come back in the evening, I won't come back.

That's right, although Li Lei is Zhou Xiang and Guo Zixiang's roommate, he is a full cash. has excellent grades, good sports, and is a student union cadre, and has a childhood sweetheart and a girlfriend Han Meimei, who has no guesses, is really a little out of place with the average style of this dormitory.

I am most afraid of the sudden silence of the air.

There was silence for a while.

"Coach, I want to learn to fall in love too!" Guo Zixiang knelt on his knees and shouted loudly at Zhou Xiang.

I saw Zhou Xiang put his hands and ten fingers staggered in front of his nose, making a classic posture of Commander Ikati, his eyes under black-framed glasses showed a fine light, and he said in a low voice: "Youth is a lie, it is evil, people who praise youth constantly deceive themselves and their surroundings, and in turn, those who do not praise youth are the real justice." So, my conclusion is, let's explode now! ”

Hearing this, Guo Zixiang's eyes were full of fighting spirit, he jumped up from the ground, and shouted: "Fill it up and explode!" Ah. But he forgot where the bed was, and hit the guardrail next to him.

Seeing this scene, Zhou Xiang also panicked, hurriedly got out of the second secondary mode, stood up and asked in a panic: "Boss Guo, is there any bleeding, do you need to be sent to the hospital, will this cause a concussion, will you cross like this?" Boss Guo, you can't die. ”

Judging from the sound of his palm slapping violently, the other party will be slapped by him even if he is fine.

The scene was chaotic for a while.

Finally, after complaining about the advertisement of a certain basketball team at the end of the one-hit man, Zhou Xiang looked at the time, stood up and packed up the things on his desk, and said to Guo Zixiang: "Boss Guo, I'll go to work first, call me directly if you have something, anyway, I'm alwaysonline." With that, he rushed out of the dormitory like a gust of wind.

Seeing his roommate running towards the sunset, Guo Zixiang sighed. After all, now he is the only one who has not found a job, and he naturally spends more time alone than others, but fortunately, there are anime to accompany him. Thinking of this, he turned around and planned to continue making up some of the anime that had just been updated on the site, only to find a huge box of options in front of him.

"Be a waste nit who has been doing nothing all your life, or be a hero who saves all mankind?"

Guo Zixiang has seen too much of this kind of thing. Obviously, it's a low-end hacking trick that can't be lower-end, no matter what the result is, it's just to spread the virus, but just as he was about to move the mouse and click to close, his brain suddenly throbbed.

Nits, or heroes?

Needless to ask, of course it's a hero.

Hell, he clicked on the hero option.

Suddenly, a blue light burst out from his computer screen.

"Ahh

The dormitory was empty, just as it had been at the beginning.