"Hehe, you were also a puff bag when you were young." Wu Na smiled.

"Yes, I don't know why I was beaten at all, I just felt very wronged, so I kept crying and crying, and my eyes were swollen from crying." Li Yi sighed.

"How old were you?" Wu Na asked.

"About six." Li Yi replied.

"A six-year-old child, if you want to be sensible, you are already very sensible, but if you are not sensible, then you really don't understand anything. It seems that you have not been a sensible guy since you were a child. Wu Na said.

"Are you despising me?" Li Yi asked.

Wu Na rolled her big eyes and said defiantly, "Isn't it okay? ”

"Of course, but, hehe." Li Yi got up in motion.

Wu Na let out a small groan, and begged in a low voice: "Don't be, the airport is coming, if you get it again, I won't be able to drive back alone." ”

"Then you try to clamp it, and I won't move if it's tight enough."

"Badass!" Wu Na glanced at Li Yi.

She has just been poured into the evolution liquid, how can she have the strength to clamp Li Yi? But she knew that if she didn't use her strength, then Li Yi would definitely have to make inches.

Holding back the feeling of powerlessness and palpitations, she tried to tighten her muscles and asked in a low voice, "And then?" ”

Then I cried and cried and cried and went to where my mother lived. My mom has never been married and lives alone. Hearing me say that my mother didn't let me take a bath, she helped me wipe away my tears and said softly: "Xiao Yi, a girl's body is very precious, and it can't be easily shown to others, especially boys." ’

But Xiaoting has seen it, but I can't watch it. I said.

'Because Xiaoting is a girl! Mom said.

Then I'm going to be a girl, too. I continued to cry.

When my mother saw that I was crying sadly, she couldn't coax me well, so she hugged me and said, 'Xiaoyi, don't cry, my mother won't accompany you, will my aunt accompany you to take a bath?' Do you want to see your aunt's body? ’

As soon as I heard that my mother was going to take a bath with me, I hurriedly agreed. Because the little mother looks exactly like her own mother, there is no difference between taking a bath with her and taking a bath with her mother. Xiaoting has a mother. I have a little mom, so I don't lose anything. ”

"Your aunt really spoils you, knowing that you are a boy, she doesn't even shy away from that kind of thing. And then you guys were just taking a shower together? Is there anything going on? Wu Na asked.

Li Yi said: "Six-year-old child. What else could happen? But from that day on, I knew the difference between boys and girls, and my little mother became closer to me than my own mother. ”

"You rebelled in a bath, and you didn't even recognize your own mother?" Wu Na smiled.

"You don't understand. My little mother is indeed my other mother, and there is nothing wrong with me being close to her, and she has always treated me as her own son. ”

"She treats you as her own son, and you still treat her like that?" Wu Na asked.

"Wasn't that an accident?" Li Yi said.

Wu Na's eyes widened: "What was the accident?" Tell me about it? ”

Li Yi said: "Since we took a bath, I often went to my mother's place and pestered her to take a bath with her. She couldn't resist me every time, so she had to agree with me not to talk about it.

At that time, I used to stay at her place, and I didn't come home at night, and we slept together after the shower. She only had a quilt, so we stayed together. I don't like to wear a blouse. I don't like her to wear it, and if she doesn't come, we'll keep it together as if we've taken a shower.

As I got older and knew something, she started telling me that only husband and wife were together and wanted us to be separated. But I resolutely refused to part and said that I would marry her. She giggled and coaxed me to marry me later.

In elementary school, in middle school, and in this life. My favorite person is her. When I was a child, many children wrote letters to the girls in my class, but I never did that, because in my heart, I already had the most perfect person. I can only hand her the book. ”

"It turns out that you, like me, fell in love with someone you shouldn't love." Wu Na's expression darkened, "No wonder you're so good to me." ”

"I'm not kind to you because I'm sick with you." Li Yi kissed Wu Na.

"And then?" Wu Na asked.

"Then I always thought that we were husband and wife together, until one day, I suddenly had a strange urge, so I hugged her tightly. Resisted her. ”

Wu Na waited for a long time, and when she saw that Li Yi didn't say anything anymore, she hurriedly asked, "Then what?" ”

"And then it's over." Li Yi said.

"How can this end? I'd like to tell me how you felt at the time! And your little mother, she let you succeed like this? She didn't struggle or anything? Wu Na asked.

"I was half asleep, what could I have felt? My mom was also drowning at the time, and it wasn't until I was done that I realized that she suspected me of drowning. ”

"What? She didn't find out until you were done? Why is she so sluggish? Wu Na asked.

"I didn't fork in, but I burst out when I was half-asleep and half-awake, how could she react?"

"You're out there?" Wu Na's eyes widened.

"yes, haven't you heard the boy's dream move? It's the first time I've dreamed of moving, and I've been able to reach her before I come out, which is already amazing. Li Yi said.

Wu Na said with a smile: "The first time I asked you, did you tell me about Dream Shift?" ”

Li Yi said: "It's the first time that Dream Shift!" It can't be that just because I didn't go in, it doesn't count, right? ”

Wu Na saw that Li Yi was not moving, and she was a little itchy, so she gently shook her waist and said, "You are really inferior, why weren't you outside when you bullied me?" ”

"You're too tight, I can't pull it out." Li Yi held her moon, gently took out a section, and then entered it again, "Look, you suck me again!" ”

"You scoundrel!" Wu Najiao roared twice, and then gasped sharply, and the sound of clattering in the carriage was endless.

After a long time, she straightened the strands of Shitou on her forehead, looked down and said, "Are you like this, getting your aunt?" What did she say? ”

"She said that I had grown up and was determined not to be with me anymore. I made a fuss for a long time that day, and she didn't let me anymore. Later, I often went to her, gave her a book, and asked her to be my wife, but she said that our love was not the kind between men and women, and she didn't let me marry her, but only let me chase girls of the same age. ”

"It seems that your aunt also knows that she has gone too far, and has begun to draw a line with you." Wu Na said.

"Actually, she doesn't have to be like this, she likes me. You can stay with me at any time, and I don't care about anything. ”

"Don't be stinky and beautiful, your aunt is a normal person like my brother." Wu Na said.

Li Yi said: "You are wrong. My little mother and your brother are too bound by secular morality, but some morality is meaningless after a certain historical period.

For example, the ancients paid attention to the parents who rested their hair and skin, shaved their heads, and cut off a section of their hair, which was a great unfilial piety. There's even a punishment called a punishment, which is a joke now.

In the same way, some of the cognitions of the current society are also a joke in the future, but most people can't see that far and still regard those things as the truth. ”

"Maybe." Wu Na sighed, "But we were born in this society, how can we not abide by the rules of this society?" If you had handed over your hair in ancient times, I am afraid that your parents would have expelled you from the house and would no longer recognize you as a son.

Similarly. Since you live in modern times, even if you really like your aunt, you can't be with her, otherwise people all over the world will look down on you. You don't want to hurt anyone, but people all over the world will come and hurt you, that's the rule of this world, no one can escape it. ”

"I'll build a new world, where I'll be in charge of all the rules." Li Yi patted Wu Na's moon.

"You're thinking pretty good." Wu Nami's eyes were longing, "Hey, I've been talking about this for a long time. You still haven't said your first time, have you? ”

"Didn't I already say that?" Li Yi asked.

"How can Dream Shift be counted? You know how to fool me! Wu Na swung her small fist at Li Yi.

"Then I'm not fooling, come on." Li Yi moved again.

"Ouch, ouch, it's really not going to work!"

Wu Na kept screaming. Li Yi ignored her until she let out a long groan, and she didn't have any strength anymore before stopping.

"Necrotic." Wu Na, who is red all over, is particularly good-looking, like Caixia on the horizon, and she is lying on the steering wheel. said weakly: "Okay, don't talk about the troubles you had when you were a child, let's talk about the woman you like." ”

"I said, my mom is my favorite woman." Li Yi said.

"I heard that there is no man in this world who does not have a core, except for her, do you have anyone else you like?"

"I still like my own mom very much."

Wu Na said with a smile: "Your mother doesn't count, she is your elder, and I asked about the same generation." ”

"Oh, that's my sister."

"You're raising the bar with me again!" Wu Na glanced at Li Yi with disgust, "Besides your sister, who else do you like?" ”

"If you don't count my family, my favorite is Meng Meng. When I was a child, I often thought that if I really couldn't marry my mother as a wife, it would be excellent to marry Meng Meng. ”

"You bastard!" Wu Na became coquettish again, "It's all on my daughter!" ”

"What, can't I fight Moe's idea?" Li Yi asked.

"Of course not, Meng Meng is your apprentice, you are not a senior!" Wu Na said.

"But I don't think it's a problem with this kind of generation." Li Yi said.

"Don't play dumb with me, I'll be angry." Wu Na slapped Li Yi hard, "The place where you are now is the place where Meng Meng was born, if, if I really get pregnant again, it will be Meng Meng's younger brother or sister, and you can be regarded as half of Meng Meng's father." Your own daughter, you can bear to do that kind of thing? ”

"I really can't bear this." Li Yi said.

"Ignore you." Wu Na turned her head.

She is different from Wu Simeng, Wu Simeng is too young, and she has a strong dependence in her personality, so when she heard that Li Yi still had many women, even including her aunt, she just endured it silently.

In fact, when she heard that Wu Na was also Li Yi's woman, Wu Simeng still had a hint of joy. Because my aunt got along with Li Yi, it proved that her choice was not wrong, why couldn't she do what my aunt could do?

But Wu Na is not a child, and the influence of worldly truth on her is deeply ingrained. For her, it doesn't matter if the relationship with Li Yi has no results, because Li Yi is too good, it is impossible for her to be the only woman, let alone be fascinated by her. But if Li Yi and Wu Simeng come to Hu, then it will never work, how can they be their own men as their sons-in-law?

Fortunately, Wu Na didn't think that Li Yi was telling the truth, she just thought he was teasing her. She's used to hearing some overtones when she is being bullied.

After looking at the scenery outside the window for a while, she found that Li Yi moved again. This time, she really didn't have the strength to cooperate, so she could only enjoy it. After a while, she said slowly with a fine sweat: "Don't make fun of Mengmeng, let's talk about the first time, your first time, who did you give it to?" Don't say you got it outside, I'm going in. ”

"Got in? Like this? Li Yi asked.

"Hmm." Wu Na let out a long, muffled grunt.

"It wasn't a pleasant experience. My dad was killed in a traffic accident. Later, I found the perpetrator of the accident, and I was going to fry it first and then kill it, but because of a little accident, I didn't have time to kill it after frying. ”

"Huh? Didn't have time to kill after frying? Wu Na's eyes widened again, "And then?" ”

"Then I turned her into a cat and kept her at home to play with." Li Yi said.

"Be realistic, how can a man become a cat?" Wu Na asked.

"She did turn into a cat, and the one you saw was Mimi, which I kept at home." Li Yi said.

Wu Na said: "That cat is very smart and can watch TV, but it's too for you to say that she is a person, right?" What evidence do you have that it is human? ”

Li Yi said: "The evidence is very simple, it is pregnant now, and it is pregnant with an individual. ”

"You say a cat is pregnant with someone? How is this possible? Wu Na became more and more dissatisfied with Li Yi's nonsense.

"It's true. And the child in her belly is my first child, and I raised her at home for the sake of the child. ”

"Okay, don't listen to your nonsense, the airport will be there soon." Wu Na pushed Li Yi weakly, "Don't bully me, I don't even have the strength to put on clothes." ”

"I'll help you." Li Yi took her in his arms, then put on her clothes one by one, and Bugatti Weihang also made a graceful tail flick and parked in the parking lot of the airport.

"How about we make a bet?" Li Yi asked.

"Bet on what?" Wu Na said.

"If our cat can give birth to a boy, you have to agree to Mengmeng marrying me, and you have to help me convince Junchu."

"You think beautifully! Don't hit my daughter's idea! Wu Na glared at Li Yi.

Li Yi didn't speak, looking at her with a smile.

Wu Na was a little flustered by him, and pouted: "Okay, then when your cat gives birth, I will let Mengmeng marry you, otherwise there is no way." ”

"Thank you." Li Yi slapped Wu Na, then got out of the car and took out his suitcase, signaling that Wu Na didn't need to send it anymore, and walked towards the airport alone.

"What could their cat possibly give birth to?" Wu Na looked at Li Yi's back and muttered to herself. But for some reason, my heart suddenly felt a little unsteady. (To be continued.) )