Chapter Eighty-Nine: A Routine for Ratings

The soup in the pot is also boiling, mixed with the smell of meat, the steam is free, making people feel refreshed, although the heat can make people's appetite a little sluggish, but since the morning here, seven or eight hours have passed, and it is now the evening of the Caribbean Sea, the red glow covers the sunshine in the west, and the salty waves bring a touch of coolness. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

"Let's get ready to develop, but unfortunately, we have chopsticks and spoons." Hou Yi sat on the beach and said with some regret.

"Who said that?" Yu Yue held three pairs of simple wooden chopsticks and shook them in her hands, while Xu Liting stirred the boiling mutton soup with the wooden spoon she put together in her hands.

Hou Yi said with some surprise: "I didn't expect you to do this." ”

Yu Yue said happily: "Of course. ”

After speaking, he handed Hou Yi a pair of chopsticks.

Hou Yi took it with a smile, looked at the roast leg of lamb next to the fire, the color of the golden roast shell had deepened, and the cut was oozing with thick oil, Hou Yi looked at his palm, the cracked wound had already scarred, and he couldn't feel the pain, so he picked up the leg of mutton, found a piece of clean coconut shell, hollowed out the flesh in it, and cut the meat on the leg of mutton and stuffed it into the coconut shell.

Xu Liting hurriedly stopped: "You're injured, I'll come." ”

Hou Yi waved his hand, completely separated the bones and mutton, casually threw the leg of mutton bones into the ocean, and stretched out his hands: "No problem, I have the same genes as cockroaches, this little injury is no problem." ”

Xu Liting looked at the newly knotted blood scab and delicate skin on Hou Yi's hand, covered her mouth with some surprise, Yu Yue said easily: "Sure enough, it was Xiaoqiang's life, and it was the same last time, I was seriously injured and was discharged from the hospital after a good night's sleep." ”

Hou Yi smiled unconcernedly: "Beauties, let's start eating." ”

Xu Liting and Yu Yue carefully lifted the trunk down, pulled away from the iron pot, lifted the lid of the pot, and suddenly everyone's eyes were attracted by the churning soup in the pot and the slices of tender white mutton.

"Wait." Hou Yi stopped Yu Yue's outstretched chopsticks, took out the lime he found when he went out to explore, cut it with a knife, and the rich juice burst out, Hou Yi grabbed half of the lime and put it on the pot, squeezed it hard in his hand, the green and yellow juice dripped like a hot pot, and the aroma of the lemon completely emanated.

Hou Yi threw away half of the lemon that had been squeezed and deformed: "If you get rid of the fishy smell, you can try it." With that, he squeezed out the juice with the other half of the lime and dripped it on the roast lamb inside the coconut shell.

"Wait, I'm going to start a live broadcast!" Wu Jun shouted anxiously, and at the same time beckoned Feng Yun to turn on the camera, ran to Hou Yi with his laptop, and put the computer on the beach, with a cloth underneath.

The cameras of the three of them randomly appeared on the screen in the live broadcast room, and Hou Yi could see his stupid face, which was a little funny.

"Everyday front sofa."

"The live broadcast is on, why did you suddenly ban it last night, the live broadcast started early in the morning, fortunately, we don't have to go to class today."

"yes, I'm going to have a good tear with those crazy women."

"The stinky boy upstairs, want to go to war again?"

"The old lady is accompanied, and she hates machismo the most."

Looking at the signs of the barrage unfolding again, Wu Jun hurriedly gave Hou Yi a look, Hou Yi had experienced a live broadcast, and he also knew his current position and rights, so he hurriedly said: "Good evening, everyone." ”

"Brother Hawkeye is sleeping, it's only morning."

"You big fool, others are in the Caribbean, and they don't understand the jet lag."

"How did you go to the Caribbean?"

"Let's shoot the show, Brother Hawkeye dropped a ray yesterday."

"Are you sure you caught it?"

"Brother Hou Yi, hello, you won't introduce the guest this time."

"Yes, yes, I seem to have seen Xu Liting last night, help me tell her that I am her brainless fan, of course, I am also your fan."

Hou Yi smiled and watched the barrage regain his calm, exhaled, and gestured for Yu Yue and Xu Liting to come over.

"Wow, Xu Liting is a big star, I like you so much."

"Real people are so beautiful, it's much more comfortable to watch than on TV."

"No makeup in the wild, this is no makeup, it's not much worse than those female stars."

"Who is this yellow-haired beauty? I haven't seen it. ”

"Yes, yes, Brother Hawkeye will introduce me."

"Goddess, I'm going to give you a gift!"

"Brother Hawkeye is so glamorous, when he goes out to shoot a show, he is accompanied by two beautiful women."

"Is there a shortage of people in the production team? Professional photographer, strong physique, hard-working. ”

Xu Liting saw that most of the audience in the live broadcast room were talking about herself, and showed a sweet smile and said to Feng Yun's camera: "Hello everyone, I'm Xu Liting, the guest of this show." Thank you for your support. ”

"Goddess, I've been kidnapped, come and save me."

"Ah, Sister Xu is so good, I found out that I fell in love with you, I'm a girl."

"I'm going to report Brother Hawkeye, and I actually went out to do a show with Xu Damei."

"yes, yes, crusade against Hawkeye."

Seeing that the barrage was all praise for Xu Liting and "crusade" against Hou Yi, Xu Liting smiled very happily, after all, that girl doesn't like to be in the limelight.

Not to be outdone, Yu Yue said: "I am Yu Yue, and I am also a guest on this show, I am not a big star, just an ordinary person." ”

"Wow, this beauty's name is Yu Yue. The name sounds good. ”

"It's better not to be a star, do beautiful women have boyfriends?"

"Yes, yes, you're no worse than those stars, I like lively girls."

"Yu Yue, what are your criteria for choosing a mate?"

"yes, I'm going after you!"

"Give me a chance, send your whisper, I'll brush an ICBM. (Note: 10,000 yuan for an intercontinental missile.) )”

Yu Yue blinked mischievously: "If you can fight Houyi, I'll give you a chance to get to know me." ”

As soon as I heard this, the barrage exploded.

"You give me your coordinates, and I'll fly over."

"When will you come back, I'll be waiting for you at the airport."

"Yes, yes, let's team up to fight Hawkeye."

"Didn't the cattle upstairs look at the conqueror last night?"

"That's right, just you ordinary people, fight with Brother Hawkeye, and others can put you all down with one hand."

"I really didn't watch last night's show, how is it, is it good?"

"Needless to say, let's not mention that Brother Hawkeye broke a giant dragon bamboo with one foot, just the giant python in his arms can make you scared to pee."

"That's right, it's the first time I've seen such a big python, obediently, our Huaxia is really big and rich, and the people are outstanding."

"There are also snakes all over the mountains, it's scary to think about, I started to think it was a computer stunt, but that effect is really not a computer stunt that can be expressed."

"Especially Brother Hawkeye and that dragon pattern, they just work together perfectly."

"It's mainly Hawkeye who fights alone, okay."

"Don't say it, I'll watch the show after watching the live broadcast."

Hou Yi looked at the barrage and began to discuss yesterday's program, and asked with some surprise: "What do you think of yesterday's program?" ”

"666, that's all I can say."

"It's perverted."

"Brother Hawkeye, you are a transformed person, you can kill such a big python."

"Yes, especially if you're still holding such a thick and long bamboo."

"It's a pity for those two pheasants."

"yes, when I say pheasant, I think of that perverted throw."

"It's so bloody, I can feel the despair of the pheasant after playing the mosaic."

"The bloody scene of the whole process is too delicious."

"My children only dare to watch them when they are sent to the room, and I can live a show like this barehead, Brother Hawkeye, tell me how much money you stuffed."

"It's as bloody as a B-grade movie, and my daughter-in-law is urinating."

"Pity my boss and Boss Wang, two ordinary people who have followed a big pervert."

"Yes, it's a pity, this show was only filmed over there."

Seeing a lot of praise and telling about the bloodiness of the show in the barrage, Hou Yi shook his head helplessly, the wilderness is like this, it is impossible not to see blood, after all, no one can eat fruit all the time to live, if you want to hunt, you have to see blood.

However, it seems that the expected effect of the show is still good, although Hou Yi himself has not watched it, but it feels good.

This is Wu Jun suddenly came over and said: "Friends who haven't seen the show here will deduct 1 for me to see." ”

In an instant, the entire screen was occupied by the number 1. Wu Jun nodded: "Then how about playing the video to you in the live broadcast room?" Hou Yi and they are starting to finish eating. ”

"Yes."

"Brother Hawkeye will accompany the beauties to dinner."

"I want to see it, I want to watch it, I just went to check it on the Internet, and I haven't uploaded the video yet."

"Yes, there are only some footage taken by mobile phones, but it's not enjoyable."

"I just watched the network TV of Central China Station, and the replay was at 12 o'clock at noon."

"Boss Wu, let's let it go, let's not watch Brother Hawkeye eat."

"That's right, every time I survive in the wild, I watch and eat, and the next time I hunt, it's okay to start a live broadcast."

"Strongly condemn the production team for only showing unexciting shots."

Wu Jun smiled, took the laptop, and started to operate remotely, while Feng Yun also took back the camera.

"Wu Jun, why are you doing this?" Song De asked with some puzzlement.

Wu Jun said mysteriously: "Many people didn't watch it yesterday, and now after our live broadcast room is broadcast, someone will definitely go to watch the replay, and then there will be a large number of viewers, we must not only seize the premiere, but also catch the replay, I only put some clips, forcing them to watch the replay, and at the same time let them take others to watch it together." ”

Song De patted Wu Jun's shoulder: "Slut, it's really a good move." ”

"Then we can eat now." Hou Yi shouted at Wu Jun.

"Of course, it's a pity, you eat meat, we eat canned food. Hou Yi, didn't you say that you want to exchange lamb shanks for salt? Song De said regretfully.

Hou Yi blinked: "I changed my mind, we won't have enough to eat if we exchange with you, I want to mess around for a few more days." ”