Chapter 2 This forced pretending to be tears (ask for collection and tickets)
Chen Mo walked out of the toilet, only to see a black miasma in the sky, and took a closer look at the surrounding food stalls, grilled mutton skewers, skewers of incense, all kinds of skewers. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info
"Why are you so inky, boy? Could it be that you have cried and fainted in the toilet? I saw a beautiful man who seemed to be as gentle as jade, but a small mirror in one hand and a brush in the other hand were sorting out their hairstyle, no need to look at it, this sullen boy must be a taste, this guy will always pretend to be very innocent, so that countless girls Lori have fallen into the trap.
"Ahem....... How is it possible to cry and faint? Chen Mo's eyes suddenly widened, pretending to be indifferent.
You must know that the current Chen Moke has completely accepted this body, and the previous memory can be said to be light and light, and it has nothing to do with him, and his sad emotions cannot affect him at all.
"It's like someone has already cried twice!" I saw a young man in a black shirt and a pair of large-rimmed glasses speak.
"Hahaha...... Feng Teng usually doesn't look humming, but as soon as he opens his mouth, he hits the nail on the head! Suddenly, Mo Xuan, the big fat man on the side, laughed.
"Uh......" The corners of Chen Mo's mouth twitched fiercely, because in his memory, this "Chen Mo" really cried and fainted twice after being dumped, which was very embarrassing.
"Okay, okay, brother, we shouldn't bury our brother and drink alcohol!" Mo Xuan patted Chen Mo on the shoulder and returned to his seat.
"That's it! Isn't it just a love affair, what's the big deal? Later, I'll take you and Feng Teng to the nightclub, knock stab, knock stab, AV8D, get high together, that bewitching girl can do one at will, the kung fu in bed is first-class, no matter what he is thirty-seven twenty-one, he will forget anything Chu Lingxi at that time. Said with excited eyebrows.
"I'm rubbing! So wild? Chen Mo wiped the cold sweat on his forehead, he never thought that these roommates of his would be so open, but I like it.
"Shut up, you aunt pusher!" The taciturn Feng Teng glanced at him angrily.
"Hahahahaha......." Everyone laughed, I don't know if the brain of this product was kicked by a donkey, the girl Lori is not his dish, his dish is those young women, ripe young women, I like the kind of plump young woman with charm who stirs the nerves with a single look.
Chen Mo sat back in his seat, and his mood was still unstable, because he had really crossed over! Came to a guy who looked exactly like himself and had the same name.
This made Chen Mo in a trance for a while, and he didn't come back to his senses for a long time.
Give away the most dazzling star system, hey! By the way, it looks like you have a mission?
"Slap" Suddenly, Chen Mo slapped his thigh, and stood up suddenly.
The three of them were stunned, and Mo Xuan shouted excitedly: "Xiao Mozi, what are you doing?" I was shocked, and it almost scared my heart attack out. ”
"Huh? Chen Mo, why is your face getting paler and paler? The taciturn Feng Teng said.
"What?" Chen Mo was shocked, he had to pretend to be forced once in an hour, otherwise he would die.
Chen Mo snatched the mirror in his hand and looked at his face, his face was really bloodless, like a dying man.
"I'm a big grass, Xiao Mozi, are you okay?" At this moment, he also saw the unusual thing about Chen Mo, and suddenly exclaimed.
Chen Mo is really a dead soul, his heart is like 10,000 grass and mud horses surging by, an hour is about to pass, and he is about to hang up without pretending to be forced, the matter is serious.
"Pretending to be forced, pretending to be forced!" Chen Mo shuddered, he finally crossed over, and he also carried the most dazzling star system, and he hadn't become a star yet! If this hangs up, it's too cost-effective.
"Pretending? When is this little Mozi? I still want to pretend to be forced, and quickly call 120 to call an ambulance! Mo Xuan shouted excitedly.
"What's going on?" Countless people were frightened by Mo Xuan's voice, and they all looked at this side.
Regardless of embarrassment, the three brothers hurriedly took out their mobile phones.
"Pretending to be forced, pretending to be forced!" Chen Mo was stunned, he looked around, looking for an opportunity to dress up.
"Ah......." At this time, five hundred meters away from Chen Mo, I saw a big fat man with a fat stomach and a groping pig hand pinching the buttocks of a handsome girl.
"Tsk...... Chick ass is so bouncy! It's still a chick, right? Uncle I have covered you today, how about 100,000 yuan a night? I saw the big fat man staring at the girl in front of him with a look of confusion and said jokingly.
Anyone can see it, flirting, naked flirting.
Chen Mo suddenly locked his gaze on where to go, time was running out, and he didn't pretend to be hanging up, and a small detail was suddenly caught by silence.
"You...... Shame on you! The girl's face blushed and she scolded with a trembling body.
"Yo! So personal? Lao Tzu likes to have a personality, seemingly pure, and the cry in bed is ecstasy. The big fat man jokingly and directly held the girl's jade finger, and his forty-year-old face revealed unruly arrogance.
Especially with two big gold teeth, many people glanced at the girl with pity, and saw it as invisible in a blink of an eye, because this big fat man was a person of status at a glance, and he didn't dare to provoke, and the province was on fire.
"You let go!" The girl struggled and shouted in grief and indignation.
Chen Mo secretly said that there was a good opportunity, he could see that this girl definitely looked like a fairy descending to earth, otherwise it would not make this big fat man covet, but Chen Mo didn't have time to take care of this, his most important thing was to pretend to be forced!
Suddenly, Feng Teng sprinted violently with an arrow step.
"Hahaha....... Tasteful. The big fat man was happy in his heart, and he rose up with a sense of conquest, as if he saw the more the girl struggled, the more accomplished he felt.
said that it was too late, and when the big fat man was about to hug the girl, Chen Mo arrived and kicked the big fat man on the lower abdomen.
"Whew......." The big fat man was in pain, rolled on the ground a few times, and stabilized himself.
Chen Moke was a sudden sprint, the strength can be imagined, and the big fat man was injured a lot at once.
The big fat man is not a vegetarian either, so he suddenly stood up holding his stomach and roared angrily: "What the hell, the kid is tired and crooked, do you know who I am?" ”
"Go to Nima, Lao Tzu doesn't care who you are!" Chen Mo slammed his punch and smashed it on the bridge of the big fat man's nose.
"Woo woo....... big fat man's tears and snot flowed out, and he never expected to meet a person who played cards out of common sense.
"I'll fight!" Chen Mo was already crazy at this moment, and there were only two words in his mind, that is, pretending.
"Slap ......" slapped directly on the face of the big fat man.
Chen Mo picked it up again and smashed a bench on the ground on the big fat man's body.
The big fat man is already a dead soul at this moment, although he is arrogant and domineering, but he is also afraid of dying, at this moment Chen Mo is the kind of hob meat that does not want to die in his eyes.
Suddenly, the big fat man was scared, and shouted hysterically: "Whew...... It hurts Lao Tzu to death, Made's retarded! Above. ”
The next moment, I saw two men in strong suits wearing suits and sunglasses, still unable to hide their explosive muscles.
"Boom....... one big man held down Chen Mo, and the other big man slammed his fist Chen Mo's lower abdomen.
"Uhh......h
When the two big men saw Chen Mo covering his lower abdomen and vomiting, they thought that Chen Mo had lost his attack power.
"Damn, the kid made you sideways, tired and crooked, kneel down and ask grandpa to let you go." When the big fat man saw that Chen Mo had been subdued, he immediately raised his toes and shouted with a hideous face.
even kicked Chen Mo's head directly.
At this moment, Chen Mo, who everyone thought had lost his attack power, suddenly pounced and hugged the legs and feet of the big fat man, and lifted them directly onto the ground.
"Fuck you, I want you Brother Mo to beg for mercy and dream!" Chen Mo suddenly rode on the big fat man's body and was beaten again.
"Oops!" The big fat man screamed again and again, because Chen Mo just greeted him in the face.
"Grass! Careless! The two big men were furious, and suddenly pulled Chen Mo up and beat him violently.
"Puff ......" The two big men looked like professional bodyguards, and the strength of the three punches and two kicks made Chen Mo vomit blood.
"! Dare to bully Xiao Mozi and fight with them! Seeing this, Mo Xuan and the three of them were furious, and they grabbed the beer bottle and killed it.
"Forced waves! Forced waves! ”
Suddenly, there was a burst of alarms, and suddenly five or six uniformed policemen rushed over, holding pistols in their hands, and when they saw the scene, they immediately pointed at the crowd and shouted: "Squat on the ground with your head in your hands, or you will shoot." ”
"Comrade policeman, don't shoot." The big fat man and the others were suddenly stunned, and directly squatted on the ground with their heads in their hands.
The police officer at the head looked at the mess on the ground and shouted, "Take handcuffs and take them all." ”
At this moment, Chen Mo's unspeakable pain spread through every nerve, and at this moment, a reminder sound came from the system.
"Congratulations to the host for completing the first task and pretending to be successful! Obtain a lucky charm. ”
Chen Mo wants to cry without tears, this forced pretending to be tears!
The handcuffs were immediately cuffed on Feng Teng's hands, and a policeman shouted coldly: "Don't try to escape, boy, honestly follow me to the police station to make a record." ”
Chen Mo was really in tears, is it easy for me to complete a task? It's also a game for the.
You must know that I am a good young man! Abide by the law, and help the grandmother cross the road from time to time.
Under the gaze of everyone, the police car sounded.
"Forced waves! Forced waves! ”
A burst of exhaust air rose, and Chen Mo, the big fat man and others were all taken away.