Chapter 7: Mosquito Outbreaks
Immediately, suppressing the anger in his heart, Snake said in a deep voice: "Boy, you seem to be very confident in your strength?" ”
Hearing this, 'Saitama' smiled flatly: "No, I can barely take care of myself!" ”
"Damn.." Snake couldn't help but clench his fists, you know, Saitama said this expressionlessly, and when he crossed over, his voice was still exactly the same as Saitama's body. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. biqUgE。 info
This kind of bland and dumb expression, as well as a relatively flat tone, in Snake's eyes, seems to be pretending to be B.
And 'Saitama' was also shot while lying down, he just thought the other party was a little verbose, and replied that the other party should go home quickly.
Immediately, Snake shouted, "Okay, look at your frivolous and impetuous face, it's very disdainful, isn't it?" ”
"Where? What else do you want to say? If there's nothing important, I want to go home, you've been talking about it for more than an hour.."
"Boy, don't be too arrogant, as an A-rank hero, even if I am the lowest-ranked, I have the right to report and lower the ranking of some people!"
"Oh! I'm not arrogant, though... What exactly are you trying to say? Saitama's expression changed slightly, and he looked puzzled.
"Click-"
Snake couldn't help but pinch the chalk in his hand, and the former's puzzled expression, in his eyes, was that the other party was deliberately pretending to be stupid, which made him even more angry. Immediately cut to the point: "Young man, you are really arrogant, since you think what I am talking about is boring topics, let's have a competition!" If you can beat me, I'll let you go back now, otherwise, I'll just stay here and listen to Uncle Ben! ”
'Saitama' couldn't help but be happy.,It's a good thing to say this.,Didn't this guy suppress newcomers in the original book? It seems that you should come, but you can't hide from it, right?
Okay, I'm going to play with him! However, he also hesitated: "It can be... But what if I'm afraid I'll hurt you? ”
After these days of training, Saitama's control of his body has improved a lot, and there will be no deviation in the rough skin and thick flesh of the monster fighter. But if you are a human being, you can't be sure of this, after all, everyone's ability to resist blows is different.
If a strange person dies if he dies if he deviates, but if he dies if he dies if he deviates, it won't end well!
"Bang--"
Snake was so angry that he slapped the table, and the entire table was shattered in an instant, what does it mean to be okay, and you are afraid of hurting yourself? There's too much of a B in this outfit, right?
"You give me enough to stop, bastard, and I'll allow you to attack now. Knock me down, and you'll be able to leave right away, without training, and you'll be held accountable for any injuries! Snake roared.
The baby-faced masked hero on the side also dodged into the corner, for fear that he would be implicated.
Saitama was still a little hesitant: "Is this really okay?" ”
"M's, you're a coercion, I'll come when I call you, what's the ability.... Uhh---hh
"Bang--"
Snake scolded anxiously, his hands were already in a posture, and before he could finish speaking, he felt a sharp pain in his stomach. Then the body slammed into the wall behind it, and half of the ass fell into the wall pit.
"Uhhhh
Saitama hurriedly apologized: "This... Excuse me, but you told me to hit me yourself? That one... You should be fine, right? ”
"No.. Affair... Just.. Blame.., you.. This one.. Bastard," Snake muttered, his voice was very small, and he probably only could hear the last few words, right?
And Saitama, because the other party spoke intermittently and very quietly, only heard a 'It's okay', and immediately smiled: "It's okay, it's okay... I should be able to go now, right? ”
"You... You—" Snake ached, his fingers wobbling at Saitama.
"Alright, bye-bye!" Needless to say goodbye, you just take care of yourself, I'm gone! The other man's fingers were a little curved, pointing in the direction of the door.
Saitama also thought that the other party was pointing to the door and telling him to go, so he also smiled and left.
Looking at the back of Saitama leaving, Snake scolded the other party 10,000 times in his heart, why don't you call the medical team for yourself? This is still that he doesn't know that Saitama misunderstood what he meant, if Sneke knew the truth, would he faint directly?
And the rookie hero who was hiding in the corner and was already scared to pee his pants couldn't help crying: "I'm still scared to pee... Mom.. I'm still not a hero, it's scary..."
Shocked by Saitama's power, the novice hero felt like a scum, so he directly gave up being a hero and went outside in tears.
"Hey..? Can.. Seeing that the guy was also far away, Snake moved his finger, but he still didn't make a big sound, and could only watch the other party go away.
Looking at the empty classroom, there was no one, it seemed very deserted, and now Snake was extremely confused!
...........
Time flies, and in the blink of an eye, the next day is coming, and Saitama is in a good mood, and now she has successfully registered as a hero. In addition, he directly became a B-rank hero, which can be said to save a lot of things!
Happily holding the kettle, he came to the edge of the balcony outside, and Saitama poured water on the potted cactus, humming a little song while watering it.
"Let me give you a report on how mosquitoes have come together for some reason this year, causing a large number of livestock injuries..."
The TV was still on.,Hearing the voice on the TV.,Saitama couldn't help but come to the spirit.,So,The weirdo mosquito girl should appear?
However, looking at the water that he kept pouring on him, suddenly a mosquito flew over and landed on his hand. Saitama couldn't help but turn dark, and said in her heart, what is this unfolding? Do you really think you can't kill it?
"Damn--bang!"
Immediately, Saitama slapped the mosquito-bitten hand, and a smile appeared on the corner of his mouth, this time it should have been killed, right? No matter how you say it, you are also a person who knows the development of the plot, how can you not kill a mosquito...
"Buzz.."
Before Saitama could finish his thoughts, he saw the mosquito fly out from between his fingers.
"Damn.."
"Bang, bang, bang, bang..... '
In an instant, Saitama threw the watering can, and kept hitting it with both hands, threatening to kill the mosquito! But no matter how you hit it, every blow couldn't kill the mosquito.
This also made Saitama's face stretch, his cheeks twitched, and his mouth made an angry grinding sound.
But in an instant, his face was gloomy to the extreme, and his figure quickly disappeared in place, and when he returned to the same place the next moment, he held a fly swatter in his hand. In an instant, it was suddenly slapped, and the mosquito hit the ground directly with a single beat, followed by continuous shooting.
"Bang bang bang..."
"Die or not... Dead or not..."
Finally, he took a long breath, and after hundreds of blows, the ground sank into a groove of one centimeter. It was Saitama who controlled the power, otherwise the entire house would have been destroyed and the mosquitoes would have been smashed to pieces.
"Hahaha... Now you know how good I am, right? Mosquito control brand fly swatter, exclusive to summer, you deserve it! Saitama burst out laughing, holding up the fly swatter.
However, suddenly something serious sounded, and there seemed to be a loud crash in the distance, as if someone was fighting? Saitama also became serious, and watched as many mosquitoes in the sky gathered in that direction, knowing that he had to hurry.
"It seems... It's my turn! ”