Wei Shuo turned his head violently, meow~, a little yellow cat barked softly at him, and there was nothing to do. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

This little yellow cat was given by the next-door neighbor when Wei Shuo first moved in. The reason is that not long after Wei Shuo moved in, the neighbor's old cat became pregnant. The owner of the cat was very surprised, not to say that it was Wei Shuo's credit, so he forced Wei Shuo to keep a cat boy as a souvenir.

Wei Shuo picked up the jade bracelet, well, let's call it a nut. He picked up the nut and looked at it carefully, this palm-sized thing had been studied by him for a long time, but he could not understand the mystery. Now I got a hint from my ancestors, and my ancestors said that we are demon masters, since it is related to demons, will the nut be a simple home version of the demon mirror?

Thinking of this, Wei Shuo put the nut in front of him like a magnifying glass, and slowly moved it towards the little yellow cat. Meow~ The little yellow cat barked at him softly, the cat is still a cat. Wei Shuo was confused again, did he choose the wrong target or was there a problem with the way he used it? But then again, the kitten he has raised for more than a month is still very smart, and when he sees the cockroach, he knows to dodge, the sleeping mat should be soft, and he doesn't drink the milk powder of the Three Donkeys brand......

The more Wei Shuo thought about it, the more he was confused, and slowly fell into thought.

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Dozens of kilometers away, in a secret cave underground in the wilderness, a handsome young man was lying flat on a stone platform, his face was unconscious with pain, and a cloud of black gas was slowly merging with it. Around the stone platform, four robed figures were kneeling at the four corners of the stone platform.

After a long time, the black qi and the boy finally completely fused. The boy slowly opened his eyes, and at the top of his pupil was a swirl of black holes that seemed to be able to swallow the starry sky. The boy's body slowly levitated, and he rotated and stood upright in the center of the stone platform. In an instant, an incomparably powerful aura shot out, and then the young man's eyes also returned to clarity.

At this moment, four figures dressed in purple, white, red, and green robes immediately shouted: "Welcome the Immortal Demon to the world with respect, and lead our clan to regain control of the world." ”

The young man was unmoved, but he was very concerned about his body, and he looked at himself, and seemed to be very unhappy, and said, "Is this the body you chose for the deity?" Why is it so weak? ”

"Damn it!" The four of them all buckled their heads and pleaded guilty. Among them, the purple-robed man hurriedly explained, "People in the world today are frail, and most young people have kidney deficiency and cervical spondylosis. This body was bought by his subordinates from the descendants of the Yellow Emperor. Her voice was sweet, like that of a seventeen or eighteen-year-old girl.

The young man frowned when he heard this, "You said the Yellow Emperor is still alive?" ”

The purple-robed man: "Back to the master, he said that he is a descendant of the Yellow Emperor." ”

Hum! The young man snorted coldly, "He can also deceive and deceive you, the Yellow Emperor has the art of eternal reincarnation and cannot produce offspring, he must be the reincarnation of the old puppet of the Yellow Emperor." ”

"The master is wise!" The four of them slapped their ass.

The young man waved his hand, "Don't mention him, the deity has been sleeping for thousands of years, I don't know what the world outside has become?" ”

The purple-robed man replied: "Master, I'm afraid that the biggest change in this world is that the social system of the younger generation in this world has become very strangely relatively independent. The circle of the upper class is the patriarchal society where men are in power, while the circle of the inferior people is the matrilineal society where women are in power. What's even weirder is that unmarried women have no concept of chastity or anything. There's a place called a bar, where you can often pick up drunk women to. ”

The young man waved his hand: "The deity is not interested in these ants. The deity wants to know the current pattern of the world, which family is ruling the world? ”

This time it was the white-robed man who replied, his voice sounding like that of a middle-aged uncle. "The vicissitudes of the world have changed a lot for thousands of years, and the apex of power has changed from a family to one or several organizations, so the master should see it with his own eyes. However, before that, the owner needs to get an ID card. In today's era, everyone must have an identity, otherwise it will be troublesome to do anything. ”

The young man frowned, and said unhappily, "You can get it right." ”

The white-robed man made a request after agreeing. "After many years of operation, the industry under the name of the subordinate people is already very strong, and it is easy to dredge the relationship and handle an identity, but the name needs to be decided by the owner himself."

The young man smiled and said, "It's okay, the deity is going to use this body to reconquer the world, and it has to be worthy of the name of the world." Since the heavens want to destroy me, I will be defeated, and from now on, the deity will be called 'defeating the heavens'! ”

"I wish the master a great defeat of heaven, and only the master is respected." The four of them slapped their asses again.

The boy laughed loudly, very proud. Unexpectedly, the white-robed man was disappointed and said: "This, although the master's name is good, but there is no surname 'defeat' in the world, it is very troublesome to be asked, it is better to add a surname before the word defeat." ”

The boy nodded, and secretly said that it was okay to have a surname. It's just that not all milk is called Trensu, and you have to choose a surname worthy of your identity. Hey? What is Trensu, it must be the memory of the original owner of this body, regardless of him. The young man thought of this and asked: "In the past few thousand years in the world, have there been emperors who have achieved hegemony in ancient times?" ”

The white-robed man immediately replied: "Returning to the master, there has never been anything in ancient times, and the greatest merit is the Qin Emperor, Han Wu, Tang Sect, and Song Ancestor." Among them, the one who has been transmitted by later generations with the widest achievements, the greatest achievements, and the most loved by the people, is none other than Tang Zhenguan Li Shimin, who is both civil and military. ”

"Okay, then the deity will choose the surname Li!" The young man let out a long sigh of satisfaction, "With a name, the deity will begin the great cause of conquering the world." From now on, the deity will be named Lee! Fail! Sky! ”

Sunday? The purple, white, red, and green four people suddenly sweated secretly, if the master knew that because of a surname, the domineering name of the master "Defeat the Sky" would instantly become funny, would the master kill them.

"Someone's coming." The purple-robed man suddenly said, "It seems that he has a little strength, do you want to deal with him?" ”

The young man waved his hand, "Although it's just an ant, the deity has just woken up and his strength has not yet recovered, so I don't want to get into trouble at this time." You go and deal with it, don't leave a trace. ”

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In the apartment, Wei Shuo thought about it for a long time and didn't understand the words of his ancestors. If you don't understand, you don't want to, that's how he treats himself.

Just then, there was a banging sound outside the window. Wei Shuo opened the window and looked out, but there was no one. Suddenly he felt like an idiot, this is the fourth floor, there are two floors upstairs, how can there be anyone, it must be that the branches outside the window are blown by the wind and hit the glass. But it felt good to be blown by the wind, so he simply left the window open.

But at this moment, a black cat suddenly jumped to the window and startled him.

Wei Shuo grabbed the nut casually and swung it a few times at the risk of dislocating his shoulder to scare the cat away. However, the black cat didn't buy it at all, staring at his artifact and shaking its head.

Suddenly, the black cat pounced on Wei Shuo! said that it was too late and that it was fast, Wei Shuo didn't want to hurt the black cat, but he reacted slowly, and it was too late to hide. He could only watch as the black cat's head hit the nut without hesitation.

Wei Shuo yelled, why is it a cat that pounced on me! It would be nice if it was a beautiful woman.