Chapter 82: I Want to Cry Without Tears
Lin Lei looked at his child and was a little at a loss with excitement, his joy was indescribable, he suddenly turned around and hugged Zhou Xiaoshu, kissed him the cheek, and said happily: "I have a son......!" ”
Zhou Xiaoshu pushed Lin Lei away disgustingly, and kept wiping his cheeks: "You have a son~ You have a son, white~ Why are you so disgusting~!" ”
Lin Lei excitedly wanted to hug the child in Zhang Yang's hand, but the child looked too small, so he didn't know what to do, seeing that he was excited and didn't know what to do, Zhou Xiaoshu pushed it and reminded him: "Okay~ You go in and take a look at Susan, Zhang Yang and I will carry your son into the ward first......"
After Zhou Xiaoshu's reminder, Lin Lei remembered Susan and quickly nodded: "Yes...... Mine hurry up and see my wife to ......"
Watching Lin Lei go to the delivery room to find Susan, Zhang Yang and Zhou Xiaoshu smiled, and the two of them carried his child into the ward that had been arranged for Susan a long time ago, the ward was a vap single room, Zhou Xiaoshu specially arranged the best one, the whole room looked like he was in his own home, the bathroom and kitchen had everything........
Lin Lei's son began to cry when he entered the ward, Zhang Yang and Zhou Xiaoshu were panicked and at a loss, but fortunately, the little nurse who had just come in to check on the ward reminded them: "If the newborn baby is crying non-stop, it must be either urinating or hungry, you check if she is urinating!" ”
"Oh......"
Listening to the nurse's reminder, Zhang Yang hurriedly put Xiao Linlei on the bed, untied the small hug quilt to see if he had urine, and as soon as he opened the small hug quilt, he saw a white and chubby baby, wearing a red belly pocket, and picked up two calves in the small hug quilt, and the calves were covered with a large lump of black slimy baby feces......
Zhang Yang jumped to the side in fright, and looked at Zhou Xiaoshu with a desperate expression: "He, what should I do......?" ”
Zhang Yang hasn't changed the baby's diaper either! She looked at Zhou Xiaoshu for help, Zhou Xiaoshu saw Zhang Yang asking for help from herself, and she was also forced to do it, and he didn't know what to do as a big man~! There is a confinement lady in the hospital, but it is now a big night, who wants to come without an appointment......
Zhang Yang stood up and pushed Zhou Xiaoshu in front of Xiao Linlei: "How can you say that you are all doctors, you must know a little more than me, come~ You change him ......"
"Alas~ Don't push me, I can't change it......!"
Zhou Xiaoshu wanted to escape, but was pressed by Zhang Yang on the side of the bed: "If you can't change it, you have to change it~ Hurry up~ Don't freeze Xiaolinlei, hurry up and wipe Xiaolinlei's ass and change dia......pers for me."
It's spring in April, although the weather has warmed up, and the air conditioner is turned on in the room, but it's still a little cold to let a baby, half naked in the house, Zhou Xiaoshu looked at Xiao Linlei in front of him with an aggrieved face, Zhang Yang took out baby wipes, diapers, and toilet paper from the bag brought by Susan and handed them to Zhou Xiaoshu, Zhou Xiaoshu was forced to be helpless, and trembled to pick up the wipes and hold his breath to wipe Xiaolinlei's ass......
Zhang Yang also looked disgusted on the side, after all, both of them were people who had never been parents, and it was too difficult for them to change the diaper of a newborn baby~!
As soon as Xiao Linlei wiped his little fart, Zhang Yang was surprised to find that Xiao Linlei's ***** was warped, and she pushed some Zhou Xiaoshu: "Alas...... Look ~ Her ***** is moving, alas......"
After Zhang Yang's reminder, Zhou Xiaoshu also found that Xiao Linlei's ***** was really moving, he stared at Xiao Linlei's ***** curiously, and then a stream of warm urine was ruthlessly sprayed on Zhou Xiaoshu's face......
Zhang Yang looked at the scene in front of him dumbfounded, and it took a while to react, and then he couldn't stop laughing, until the tears came out of his eyes, Zhou Xiaoshu raised his hand in despair and wiped the urine on his face, wanting to cry without tears......
He poured blood mold for eight lifetimes today, and it was okay to change the diaper of Lin Lei's son, and he was urinated all over his face, so he hurriedly rushed into the bathroom, Zhou Xiaoshu began to wash his face, wash his hair, wash his hands, and wash his whole body disgusted......
Zhang Yang wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes, quickly wrapped up Xiao Linlei, and just planned to put him in the stroller for him to sleep for a while, but he hasn't put it down yet~! He started crying again......
Thinking of what the nurse just said that if the baby cries, it must be either peeing or hungry, just now Xiaolin Lei pulled the pee, and now he must be hungry, Zhang Yang hurriedly called out Zhou Xiaoshu, who was in the bathroom, frantically washing his face and hair, and asked him to make milk powder for Xiaolin Lei. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info
Zhou Xiaoshu came out of the bathroom in despair, hurriedly made milk powder for Xiaolin Lei, and made a fuss for more than an hour, Xiaolin Lei finally quieted down, Zhang Yang and Zhou Xiaoshu were also tired and exhausted, Lin Lei finally pushed Susan out of the delivery room, Susan fell asleep in a daze on the hospital bed because she was too tired, Zhou Xiaoshu looked at her watch and reminded Lin Lei: "It's five o'clock in the morning, seeing that the sky is dawning, Zhang Yang and I will go to work in a while, I suggest that you still find a confinement sister-in-law to serve your wife and children, Otherwise, I swear you'll be ...... later."
Seeing Susan come out of the delivery room safely, Zhang Yang finally put his mind at ease, Zhou Xiaoshu was right, seeing that it was dawn, he left here to go to work, after all, Zhang Yang is now the manager of the company's advertising department, and he can't be late if he can set an example!
Lin Lei took out his mobile phone, and in less than an hour, he found a gold medal confinement lady, seeing that the confinement lady was very professional, Susan also woke up, and Zhang Yang left with Zhou Xiaoshu with confidence......
The two of them ate something near the hospital, and they were tired and didn't want to talk after a night of sleeping, but Zhou Xiaoshu still insisted on sending Zhang Yang back to the company, Zhang Yang almost fell asleep in the car, and when he got out of the car, Zhou Xiaoshu was really sleepy, so he decided to squint in the car for a while, anyway, the hospital is their family, and no one will say anything if he is an hour or two late......
Zhang Yang came early today, and happened to meet Jiang Hanlin at the elevator, probably because Zhang Yang always procrastinated at work before, and Zhang Yang didn't take his car today, Jiang Hanlin came very early!
"Good morning.....!" There were only the two of them in the elevator, Zhang Yang stared at the two pandas and smiled tiredly at Jiang Hanlin~!
Jiang Hanlin looked at Zhang Yang with a haggard face, knowing that she had a child with Susan overnight, and she always didn't want to talk when she was with her before, and she didn't like to ask some things that didn't matter to work, but recently I didn't know what was wrong, and I always wanted to talk to her when I saw her, so Jiang Hanlin asked Zhang Yang for the first time with something to do: "Which friend of you~Did Susan give birth~?" ”
Seeing that Jiang Hanlin actually cared about Susan, Zhang Yang nodded with some surprise: "I gave birth to ......."