Wei Shuo closed his eyes and wanted to get a good night's sleep, but suddenly thought of the alternative demon master who didn't know men and women. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 info remembered that Xia Hou said that he didn't see it carefully, so Wei Shuo took out his mobile phone and clicked on the website of the Demon Master Alliance.

Sure enough, he found evidence in a corner that only men could become demon masters.

Wei Shuo shook his head and said to himself, this uncle is really wonderful. However, Wei Shuo changed his mind, and there was never a record of humanoid demons in the Demon Master Alliance? Am I supposed to be a weird too?

The next day, Xiaolan sent Wei Shuo home and told Wei Shuo that she had received a new order from her superiors, the original mission was revoked, and Xiaolan and Erkou immediately returned to the headquarters to resume their lives. Regarding Xiaolan's departure, Wei Shuo was really reluctant, reluctant to give up this hard-won meal ticket. Therefore, Wei Shuo shamelessly did not return the rent to Xiaolan.

Wei Shuo said to Xiaolan: "I owe you 1,000 yuan, remember to ask me every week, and pay you back 10 yuan each time, remember." ”

Xiaolan's face sank and said: "Your method is too old-fashioned, this is my sister's phone, you can call me if you have nothing to do, it depends on the situation whether you answer me or not." ”

Wei Shuo looked embarrassed, in fact, he just didn't have the money to pay her back, and the installment payment was delayed for a long time, so she didn't have to pay it back if Xiaolan forgot it.

When Wei Shuo returned home, Xiaobao threw himself into his arms as usual and coquettishly. It seems that the two cats and a butterfly are having a good time, and Wei Shuo has nothing to worry about. Wei Shuo was exhausted and lay on the sofa drowsy, when the annoying phone rang, and it was Ying Zhong calling.

Ying Zhong said: "Brother, you have been absent from school for two days, we are very worried about you, and now we are at your doorstep." ”

Wei Shuo was so shocked that he was in a cold sweat, and he didn't feel sleepy, and just wanted to say that he wasn't at home, Ying Zhong blocked his mouth like a foreknowledge and said, "Don't pretend that no one is there, I saw a figure at the window just now." ”

it! Wei Shuo scolded secretly, how can the beauties in my room explain to them! Just as Wei Shuo was in a hurry, there was a knock on the door, and he shouted outside the door: "Ah Shuo open the door, don't masturbate!" "These guys are all hooligans.

Wei Shuo hurriedly told Yu'er that they should go to the bedroom to take refuge first. Then Wei Shuo opened the door, blocked them at the door, and said unceremoniously: "Go to the door, don't enter empty-handed." "Wei Shuo knows that these people will definitely not bring things, this room is where I live, this door is opened by me, if you want to live from now on, leave to buy road money, rob the predecessors is really the truth, Hallelujah. If you can make the other party retreat, then the result is quite perfect.

Ying Zhong looked at Wei Shuo Yindang and smiled, and said, "Don't pretend, we all know, there are beautiful women in your house!" ”

They know? Impossible. Wei Shuo was taken aback by Ying Zhong's words, forced his composure, and said tentatively, "What do you know? ”

Ying Zhong continued to smile and said, "You know what we know. ”

Wei Shuo: "How do I know what you know, how do you know I know what you know." ”

"Of course we know you know what we know, and we pretend we don't know we know we know what we know. ”

At this point, Wei Shuo was completely stunned, such a profound argument was comparable to the classic dialogue between Huizi and Zhuangzi - Zhuangzi said: "Fish swim calmly, is it the joy of fish?" ”

Keiko said: "Zifei fish, the joy of knowing fish? ”

Zhuangzi said: "The son is not me, and I don't know the joy of fish?" ”

Huizi said: "I am not a son, and I don't know a son; Zigu is not a fish, and Zizhi does not know the joy of fish, all of it. ”

Zhuangzi said: "Please follow the roots." Zi said, 'Ru'an knows the fish and enjoys' clouds, and since you know what I know, you ask me. I know it. ”

Translated into the vernacular, Zhuangzi and Huizi are watching a romantic action movie, and just as the two protagonists are making the final sprint to the joy of fish and water, Zhuangzi sighs: "This kid must be very cool." ”

Keiko knew that the protagonist usually took medicine, and said disdainfully: "You're not him, how do you know that he's cool." ”

Zhuangzi quibbled: "You are not me, how do you know that I don't know that he is cool." ”

Keiko said, "I'm not you, so I don't know what you think; You're not him, and you certainly don't know what he's thinking. ”

Zhuangzi said: "We'll know when we masturbate, cough cough, wisp." At the beginning, the first sentence is that you ask a question, which means that you think I should know what I shouldn't know, otherwise you wouldn't ask a question, so you contradict it. ”

The reason why this passage is famous, and Zhuangzi also Niu B to the end, is because it comes from Zhuangzi's book. It stands to reason that Zhuangzi did not win, but only put forward the theoretical contradiction of Huizi, and he himself contradicted it. In fact, what convinced Keiko was the words that were not written in the book - Zhuangzi said: "Of course I know, the guy with the mask in this film is me." ”

Ying Zhong patted Wei Shuo on the shoulder and said, "Don't hide it from us, we have already investigated clearly." ”

The more Wei Shuo listened, the more puzzled he became, did these animals investigate my affairs while I was not at home?

Ying Zhong and the others were impatient, and took advantage of Wei Shuo's stunned efforts to push him away. When Wei Shuo came back to his senses, he entered the house without changing his shoes. Xia Liu ran to the bedroom first, knocked on the door and said, "The door is locked, is there someone inside?" ”

Wei Shuo knew that it was difficult for him to hide the matter of the Golden House, so he reluctantly said, "Since you know, I won't hide it from you anymore." As he spoke, Wei Shuo said to the door, "Come out, there are guests coming." ”

With Wei Shuo's sigh, the bedroom door slowly opened, and two innocent girls and a lovely Lori appeared in front of everyone.

When the three of them saw the three fairy goblins in the house, they were immediately petrified. Wei Shuo inexplicably slapped each of them twice in the face before waking them up. Wei Shuo asked, "Didn't you already know?" ”

Who knew that the three of them rushed up like crazy, grabbed Wei Shuo's neck and pressed Wei Shuo to the ground. Ying Zhong scolded: "It's so uninteresting, it's actually hidden in the kennel." ”

Xia Liu cried bitterly: "You bastard, you stimulate labor and management so much, there are three superlative, I don't know if labor and management are single!" ”

Dr. Ren: "Don't say anything, you can die." ”

Wei Shuo was vented by the three of them, and finally quieted down, and said aggrievedly: "You said that you all knew that I let you see it, why do you rely on me." ”

Ying Zhong said: "This ...... We heard that you bought a doll and wanted to come and see it. ”

, Wei Shuo instantly understood that it must be a rumor made by Han Xiaoyao. I met her when I was shopping for clothes, and she must have thought that she bought women's clothes because she bought dolls. The three of them heard the news and came to visit. But now that it has been exposed, Wei Shuo still introduces it. Yu'er is set as Wei Shuo's girlfriend, and Xiaobao and Maomao are the younger sisters who come to play.

As soon as the man heard that the famous flower had no owner, he changed his usual shy appearance and donated generously, just like having a rich father. Those who buy wine buy wine, those who buy vegetables buy vegetables, and those who buy candle ribbons buy candle ribbons, and soon a party was held at Wei Shuo's house.

Seeing the cheap men talking attentively with the beauties, Wei Shuo secretly laughed.

Wei Shuo and the others drank a lot and were in a good mood. College life is like this, learning or anything is nonsense, the person who pretends to be B says that studying is to tidy up himself, Wei Shuo seems to study to kill himself.

The greatest wealth you can get from going to college is to make a group of bad friends, drink and laugh together in the time when you want to be carefree. Maybe after many years of losing touch with each other, we still remember those crazy days together, which was the intersection of our lives.