"Whisper, why aren't you happy today!?"

"I'm not happy every day!"

"How can I make you happy!?"

"Stay away from me!"

“。 Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info. "No matter which world it is, the only one who can make Shenwei helpless is the eldest lady in front of him, it's really a thing to a thing.

Shenwei complained in his heart, saying that the slashing knife represents the heart of death, so what does this arrogant lady mean? Could it be that there is a princess living inside me?! It is said that the stronger the personality of the powerful Slashing Sword, the more difficult it is to control, but those people in the Corpse Soul Realm will definitely be shocked if they know that the famous Ghost Sword Whisper is in such a state! She is not just a slashing sword for Shenwei, she is completely a natural enemy-like existence.

"Your Royal Highness! If it can make you happy, I am willing to sacrifice the work of dogs and horses! Kamui pretended to be serious and knelt down on one knee and kissed the back of Drizzle's right hand.

Sure enough, Drizzle smiled and seemed a little happy. Hey, it works, Kamui thought to himself. However, Drizzle suddenly felt that his expression was wrong, and immediately withdrew his hand and straightened his face again. "You've used this trick before!"

"Uhhh

"Shall I tell you a joke then?"

"What joke?" Drizzle said curiously.

"Once upon a time there was a girl, she was angry with me every day for no reason, every day, do you know what happened?" Kamui said mysteriously.

"How's it going?"

"Then she became an old woman! Wha, it's funny! "So if you don't die, you won't die, and Kamui, an old virgin who is nearly four hundred years old, doesn't understand women at all.

“。。。。。” The drizzle was stunned for a moment, and then his face was as gloomy as water, and the green tendons on his temples burst out.

"Hm, hehe, isn't it funny." Kamui looked at the drizzle, his face was not good, and he smiled a little nervously.

"Funny you fart! Are you scolding me!? Say I'm an old woman!? Drizzle gritted her silver teeth and said viciously.

“。。。 This, hehe, you misunderstood, I didn't mean that! "Kamui can't wait to smack himself with a big mouth, and he won't tell jokes or nonsense.

"Look at the move! You bastard! An angry whisper kicked Kamui in the face.

"Wow! Burst! With a bang, a small footprint appeared on Kamui's face, and Kamui fell to the ground on his back.

Seeing that Shenwei was lying there for a long time without moving, Xiao Yu hurriedly said, "Get up quickly, don't play dead for me!" ”

Hearing this, a carp stood up and said with a hippie smile: "Hehe, how dare you get up if you don't tell me?!" Don't be angry, right? ”

"Hmph, Miss Ben is too lazy to be as knowledgeable as you!" Whispering craned her neck like a proud peacock.

"So, can I talk about me?" Kamui rubbed his somewhat reddened nose and said.

"If there's a fart, let it go!"

"Then I'll get straight to the point, I want to temporarily seal the power of the Slashing Sword!" Kamui said straight to the point.

“。。。”

"What? What did you say!? Are you crazy? ”

"You beast, you can't help but attack me!"

"Am I really going to be abandoned!?"

"My life is so miserable, why is there a master like you!?"

"Wow, ah, ah, I'm going to die with you!"

Kamui looked at the girl who had made up the plot of dozens of episodes of the TV series without waiting for him to explain. Knowing that it was this reaction, he hurriedly explained: "Hey, listen to me, I haven't finished talking yet, it's not what you imagined!" ”

"It's useless to talk too much, dog thief, look at the sword!" The girl has completely lost her mind, and it can't be solved unless it's a big war!

The ghost sword drizzle suddenly appeared in the girl's hand, and the girl stabbed at Shenwei angrily, and Shenwei screamed and dodged.

"Wow, have you decided to devour the Lord!?" Kamui rolled on a donkey to avoid the sword.

"That's right, I'm going to kill you, a bad guy! Not only treat me badly, but abandon me! ”

"Hey, don't talk nonsense, you guy, why am I treating you badly, it's easy for you to talk like this! Ah, where are you chopping!? Kamui scrambled back, dodging the sword she slashed at her lower body.

"Woo woo, poor I have followed you all my life, every day here is empty, lonely and cold, no one speaks, no one cares, no one knows when you die here, and now you have to do this kind of thing to me! You conscienceless, I'm going to fight with you! As he spoke, Drizzle slashed down with his sword in both hands.

“。。。 Don't say this kind of sad words from the listener to the tears, we are originally one! Why am I being called like a scumbag by you! Kamui held an umbrella in both hands to block the sword.

"You're a scumbag!" Drizzle flipped the blade and slashed at Kamui's shoulder, and Kamui subconsciously pointed the tip of the umbrella at Drizzle's wrist.

"Smack!" The drizzle sword fell to the ground. Drizzle was stunned for a moment, as if he didn't expect Shenwei to really hit him.

"Oops!" Kamui secretly screamed badly.

Sure enough, the drizzle over there stood for a while, tears came out of his eyes, and he cried out, "You, you, you dare to beat me!" Wow, ah, you can kill me! Kill me, you're going to find a new knife, aren't you?! "She sat on the ground like a little child and kicked her legs. Shenwei instantly became two heads and two big, "It's just an accident, you listen to me!" And you're already the size of an adult, don't do that anymore! Very spooky! ”

"I don't listen, I don't listen! Wow, ahhhhh Either you kill me or I kill you today! Drizzle wiped his tears, and the sword was gone, and he rode on Kamui's back in a flash, and the two instantly scuffled together, oh no, Kamui was just beaten.

"Yikes! Yikes! Yikes! Don't pluck my ears, I'm going blind! Get your fingers out of my nose! ”

"Bona just took out Ali's hand from the heavy wallpaper and pulled Ou's mouth!"

"Look at the claws!!"

"Ahhh How long has it been since you cut your nails!? "The black-bellied, calm and ruthless Shenwei is helpless in front of his own slashing sword! If you want to talk about rectifying Shenwei, drizzle is definitely the first. In fact, it's not that Kamui doesn't resist, but it's useless to resist, the two are one mind, both ability and speed and strength are exactly the same, and the drizzle can also make Kamui unable to use the power of the slashing knife, and Kamui is naturally a little weaker when facing women, so even if the two really fight, Kamui is not the opponent of drizzle, and resisting will only increase his crucifixion.

"Huhuhu~"

"Are you tired?" Shenwei has messy hair, a pair of panda eyes, and a bloody body, extremely embarrassed.

"Nope! It's not enough to hit you! Never get tired at all! "The drizzle is furious.

"Then if I said that I had a way for you to get out of here and see this beautiful world, would you forgive me?"

"What!?" Drizzle was stunned, she never thought that one day she would be able to leave here! The reason why she tortures Kamui every time is not to relieve her bitterness and loneliness.

(To be continued)