Chapter 384: Weird Rank 2
"Oh my God, how can this be?" After watching it for a while, Tang Yun screamed.
Li Yi straightened her hair and said softly: "You only had Uncle Shen in your heart at the time, and I had no choice but to reverse your mentality. ”
"No, I'm not talking about that, I'm saying how can you make you see whatever I want?"
Li Yi said: "It is not the external light that determines what you see, but the visual center. All I have to do is create false nerve signals to confuse your visual center, and I can make you see anything you want. It's the same with your hearing, and your other senses. ”
Tang Yun bit her lip and said softly, "Doesn't that mean that if you want, everything around me is fake?" Can you even keep me living in a false dream that I can never wake up from? ”
Li Yi nodded and said, "Of course you can, but I won't do that." Yun, you are the elder I have respected since I was a child, and I can't help but lie to you once. ”
Tang Yun suddenly hugged Li Yi tightly and cried bitterly: "Thank you, thank you, master." I'm so happy, it turns out that I've always been the only Lan person! ”
"Don't you blame me?" Li Yi asked.
Tang Yun immediately shook his head and said, "It's too late for me to be happy, so where can I blame you?" Master, I will not blame you for anything you do to me, I am yours and belong only to you. ”
Li Yi kissed her, and then jumped on the horse and whipped up. Tang Yun, who was excited, was also in a particularly good state and cooperated with him perfectly.
In the depths of love, Shen Shanshan and Shen Lingling were awakened together, and then looked at the two of them blankly.
After another ten minutes, the two of them took a break, and Tang Yun said to the two little ones a little embarrassedly: "I'm sorry, my mother was so happy just now." ”
Shen Lingling said: "Mother, aren't you in pain?" I'm in pain. ”
"I'm in pain too." Shen Shanshan said.
Tang Yun said: "Bear with it, after this pain, it will be fine in the future." ”
Shen Shanshan looked at her mother, who was blushing and shrunk in Li Yi's arms, and suddenly remembered that something was wrong.
"Mother, didn't you say that this kind of thing can only be done with your husband? But you're with my husband! ”
Shen Lingling echoed: "Yes, mother, did you still demonstrate to us just now?" ”
"It's not." Tang Yun pursed her lips, "Mother didn't show you just now, in fact, my mother is the same as you, there is only one husband in this life, and there will only be one, he is Xiao Yi!" ”
"Huh?" The sisters were in shock.
How could their husbands be the same as Tang Yun?
Shen Lingling hurriedly said, "Mother, shouldn't your husband be Dad?" ”
"yes, your dad was married." Shen Shanshan said.
Tang Yun sighed and said, "Shanshan, Lingling, although I am married to your father, I have never been his wife. The two of you are also not related to your father. ”
"Huh? Could it be that my brother-in-law is our father? Shen Lingling asked.
Tang Yun chuckled: "When I was pregnant with you, Xiao Yi was only three years old, how could he be your father?" Both of you are test-tube babies, and Jingzi was picked by Sister Ruyu from the library. Before I met Xiao Yi, I had never had any Lan people, and I will never have one in the future. ”
"How so?" Shen Shanshan and Shen Lingling pouted together.
Tang Yun modeled their heads and said: "Although you are not your father's biological daughter, he has raised you and loved you, I hope you still recognize him as a father." ”
"What about you?" Shen Shanshan asked.
Tang Yun sighed and said softly: "I will divorce your father, this is also a sign of respect for him." Alas, it's just that after so many years, I don't know if he is alive or dead, and I can't find anyone for divorce. ”
"Mother and father want to divorce?" Shen Shanshan and Shen Lingling showed a lost expression together.
Although they are not related to Shen Yushu by blood, they have always regarded Shen Yushu as their father, and they also hope that they can be together from the bottom of their hearts. The divorce of parents is a blow to every child.
Li Yi stretched out his hands, one to hug Shen Shanshan, the other to hug Shen Lingling, took all three of them into his arms, and then said: "Shanshan, Lingling, our mother's marriage with Uncle Shen is in name only, and it is good for everyone if they break up." As for you, don't worry about other problems, isn't it nice for us to live together? ”
"Of course it's good for my mother to live with us." Shen Shanshan pouted, "But you have too many wives, tell me yourself, how many are there?" ”
"Now it's not at all, it's eight." Li Yi gently pinched Shen Shanshan's face.
"But everyone else has only one." Shen Lingling whispered.
"Haha, you have also traveled with me to Swa, is the king of the people a wife? I am the emperor of the Tang Empire, and of course I will not be the same as the Huaxia people. Li Yi said.
Shen Shanshan and Shen Lingling are too young, and the three views have not yet been fully formed, and Li Yi has always instilled imperial ideas in them, and over time they have agreed with Li Yi's theory. At this moment, they had opinions, but they instinctively felt uncomfortable when they saw Tang Yun joining them. Li Yi frolicked for a while, diverting their attention, and there was no opinion.
Holding the three girls, Li Yi said again: "Mother, I have checked Uncle Shen's information, he should not be dead, but he is hiding as an undercover agent in a certain country in Southeast Asia." ”
"What? You said Yushu was going undercover? Tang Yun asked.
"Well, his file is top secret now, and even if I completely crack Jingju's system, I still find very little of it. If you want to know the specific situation, you can only go to his upline. In a few days, let's go see how it goes. ”
Tang Yun sighed and said, "If it's troublesome, forget it." After all, he is on a special mission, and we can't bother. ”
Li Yi said: "There's nothing good or bad, just help him complete the task." That's a piece of your heart, and it can end sooner, and it's good for you and for him. ”
"Thank you." Tang Yun said.
"Between us, don't say thank you, you are mine, and everything I do for you is also for myself." Li Yi said.
"Hmm." Tang Yun nodded.
"Alright, I'm going to call the others to get up the bank, you can sleep a little longer." Li Yi said to the three.
Among the eight family members, Lin Ruyu and Lin Ruxue enjoy the whole service, and almost every morning Li Yi dresses them, washes their faces, brushes their teeth, and combs their hair.
"I said son, you are filial piety, but every day like this, I'm afraid I won't be able to wash my face myself." Lin Ruxue complained softly.
"It's okay, if you don't, I'll teach you again." Li Yi said.
Compared with Lin Ruxue, Lin Ruyu enjoyed Li Yi's care very much and never raised objections. When Li Yi was serving her, she would often clap her hands and call her father, looking cute and cute.
"Okay, Dad is going to call Aunt Xiaoting to get up the village, Yuyu, you sit at the dining table, don't run around." Li Yi carried her to a chair in the dining room.
"No, I want my dad to accompany me, dad don't go!" Lin Ruyu deliberately coquettish.
At this time, the door of the restaurant was pushed open with a squeak, and Lin Ruxue walked in, crying and laughing: "I said sister, pay attention to public places, this kind of game of changing Thai can be played in private, how bad it is for others to hear." ”
Lin Ruyu didn't expect her sister to come in so coincidentally, and said with a red face: "You want to take care of it?" ”
"Ahem, I'm your mother-in-law, correct your mentality." Lin Ruxue chuckled.
Li Yi joked on the side: "Wife, quickly apologize to our mother." ”
Lin Ruyu had no choice but to say: "Mom, I was wrong, next time I will definitely play secretly with your son and not be seen by you." ”
Lin Ruxue said in the old way: "It's okay to be seen by me, I'm your mother-in-law, and I won't laugh at you." It's just that Xiaoting, Shanshan, and Lingling saw it, and you were embarrassed. ”
Lin Ruyu rolled her eyes and said, "When those little guys go out, the footsteps can be heard from two floors away. That is, you, hiding here quietly, are actually deliberately looking at me to make a fool of yourself, right? ”
After that, she turned her head again and said to Li Yi: "Husband, is it your idea that she is secretly hiding here?" ”
Li Yi kissed her and said, "You, how well-behaved you were when you first got married, it's only been a few days, and you're looking for your mother-in-law's stubble, isn't it picking your husband?" ”
Lin Ruyu said with a smile: "Okay, if I don't pick on you, I should be an angry little daughter-in-law." ”
"yes, that's good." Lin Ruxue sat beside her, "Daughter-in-law, the two of us have changed the video?" ”
"No, why should I show you the video of me and my husband?" Lin Ruyu deliberately turned his head.
Lin Ruxue said: "Then I don't want you and your husband, I want you and your father." ”
"You're going to die!" Lin Ruyu and Lin Ruxue fought.
Li Yi had already left the restaurant when they were making trouble, first woke up Wu Simeng and Luo Xiayao, and then went to Li Ting's room to call Li Ting.
Wu Simeng and others do not have the comprehensive treatment of Lin Ruyu and Lin Ruxue, after all, there is not much time in the morning, but Li Ting will always rely on the village, and Li Yi sometimes has to serve her like Lin Ruyu and Lin Ruxue.
Today's breakfast is lion meat, and this lion was caught by Shen Lingling at Kenny's.
In the process of traveling in Africa, Li Yi took a few little girls to visit many national parks, and in addition to lions, he also caught elephants, rhinoceros, hippos, crocodiles and many other animals. On the same day, the captured animals were sent to cold storage and then delivered to Tangshui by special plane. At present, the cold storage of the Kyushu Hotel is full of these strange ingredients.
What, you say that wild animals should be protected and should not be killed?
Well, you'd better talk to the black uncles in Africa about that. In countries where a large number of young and middle-aged people starve to death every year, if you can convince people that they would rather watch their parents, wives, and children starve to death than kill animals, then hurry up and persuade them. Anyway, Li Yi and others, as tourists, will only respect the living habits of the locals as much as possible.
"Haha, lion meat is delicious, Lingling's luck is so good that she can hit this thing." Li Ting admired while eating.
"But I think it's fishy, or the giraffe you shot is more delicious, Sister Xiaoting." Shen Lingling said.
"I like to eat zebras, but unfortunately we only hit one." Shen Shanshan said.
"Horses should be horses, rhinoceros should be heads." Shen Lingling said.
Shen Shanshan said: "Zebras are not horses, they can't be talked about horses, this is the same as rhinoceros can't talk about heads." ”
Shen Lingling said: "Why is it not a horse?" It's a horse! Rhinos are cattle too! ”
"Okay, stop arguing about these frivolous questions, eat well." Tang Yun said.
Dai Hongyan lived in the luxurious suite where Tang Yun originally lived, eating breakfast silently alone. It was her first morning of recovery, and she felt empty, as if something was missing.
"Hmm, aren't Your Majesty and Master coming today?"
Tang Zhi does not have the kind of treatment that wears a red goose, and can live in a suite by herself. In fact, Li Yi only arranged five suites for the entire elite group, which meant that each suite had to be crowded with a full twenty people.
However, after the hardships of the pig farm, no one was dissatisfied with the room of twenty people, and they were even glad to have moved to such a wonderful place.
"Tang Zhi, I heard that you went out with Your Majesty yesterday to enjoy the mountains and rivers?" He Lingxuan asked with a wink.
He Lingxuan and Tang Zhi are both students of Shou University, this girl from Gusu City has very non-standard Mandarin, and her pronunciation sounds like sugar, both sweet and soft. However, when she was on the pig farm, she became Tang Zhi's best friend, and after moving to the Kyushu Hotel, the two were also crowded into the same shop.
"Well, my two nieces are on vacation, and Your Majesty went out with them to play, and he also called me by the way." Tang Zhi said.
"I really envy you, you are related to Your Majesty." Jin Xilu of the lower bunk sighed.
Jin Xilu is also an alumnus of Tang Zhi, one year older than Tang Zhi. Originally from the Northeast, her speaking style is completely opposite to He Lingxuan, which is particularly crisp and very good-sounding.
"Your Majesty likes my niece, not me." Tang Zhi was a little embarrassed.
"Anyway, you're so much better than us, and we don't even have a chance to be alone with Your Majesty." Jin Xilu said.
"I don't either, I'm all with my sister." Tang Zhi said.
"What else do you want? Eating double yolk eggs is not enough for you to be beautiful? He Lingxuan hugged Tang Zhi and squeezed her hands wildly.
"Okay, okay, I was wrong." Tang Zhi begged for mercy.
When she was taken out by Li Yi, she didn't feel anything, but she was really a little proud of being compared by her partners.
"I also heard that Your Majesty calls you aunt?" He Lingxuan asked.
"Hmm." Tang Zhi nodded.
"Okay, the emperor's relatives!" The whole dormitory was coaxed.
"Okay, don't talk about it, I'll be late for the meeting!" Tang Zhi said.
"Your Majesty won't let us go early." Someone looked at the table below.
"Well, wait another minute."
A minute later, everyone walked out of their suite. They were wearing cheongsams specially ordered for them by Li Yi, with a white background and large red peonies.
In addition to this set of white cheongsam, Li Yi also ordered three styles for them: black, blue, and pink.
At present, most countries in the world use suits as formal wear, not because suits are good, but because the Kidud countries treat them as formal wear, and other countries just follow suit.
Li Yi doesn't hate suits, in fact, as long as he doesn't go to school, he usually wears suits to show maturity and stability. However, as an emerging country, Datang does not want to follow the path taken by Western countries, so he plans to use other clothes as formal wear after the founding of the People's Republic of China to show the difference.
Although it is not necessary to change the style of clothing, it is the most intuitive and can best reflect cultural differences. When most countries in the world no longer wear suits, but adopt the formal wear of the Tang Kingdom, it means that the earth's civilization has entered a new era.
Of course, clothing should not be too advanced and unconventional, otherwise the world will not accept it. Generally speaking, the retro plan is the most acceptable. Hanfu and Tang costumes with wide clothes and large sleeves are really not suitable for the work rhythm of modern people, and the sleeves alone are annoying. Only the cheongsam during the Republic of China period was tight-fitting and unique, and it could also reflect the beauty of a woman's unique figure, so Li Yi chose this. (To be continued.) )