"Okay. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 info" Xia Hou said with a bright smile when he heard this.

"It's more than what I say."

"Yes."

The thief was secretly proud, and in a few years of boring life, his only amusement was to throw stones. He is confident that although his skills are not as majestic as Zhang Qing in the novel, he can still do it with a hundred shots from a dozen steps. The corners of his mouth hung a slight arc, and he pointed to the window about ten meters away and said: "See, there is a mineral water bottle tied to the window frame, we are throwing stones here, whoever can hit will win." ”

Xia Hou nodded in agreement. The thief was overjoyed when he heard this, and it seemed that he had won the battle, and the secret path could finally get rid of this neuropathy.

All this fell exactly in the eyes of Wei Shuo and the others who were watching from the sidelines. Wei Shuo asked Xiao Yu with some worry: "Xiahou, this kid doesn't seem to have practiced this kind of miraculous skill." ”

"Who knows, do you want to go over and tell him that a water bottle is not the same as a jerking off."

Wei Shuo secretly said You definitely don't know how noble Xiahou's purpose of jerking off is, it's all to kill demons and eliminate demons. He glanced at Xiao Yu with disdain, pouted and said, "It's as if you've ever seen a jerking off." If you want to be a woman, you must always look like a woman. ”

"Hmph, I don't look like a woman anymore, I have 34D in my breasts, and the doctor said I can have a baby."

"Stop, stop, I'm talking about your dirty thoughts, not like a girl at all. How can a girl casually mention a boy's jerking off, do you know that it is the most sacred ritual for boys, and it is the realm of unity with the goddess in his heart. ”

Xiao Yu's expression became inexplicable, "What are you talking about, I'm talking about the few black flying chickens that you two beat last time." ”

"Your sister!" Wei Shuo scolded, "Did you teach your biology class by a cook!" That's a crow! ”

Regardless of the flirting between the two, the competition between Xiahou and the thief has begun. The thief took out the stones from his pocket, which had been carefully selected and rigged very well. Sure enough, a smooth pebble flew out with a swoop, hitting the hanging bottle with great precision. That lot of force made the water bottle sway violently.

The thief glanced at Xia Hou proudly and said, "It's your turn, if you can't hit, don't ...... Yes! ……”

Before the thief could finish his words, he was exclaimed. Because he saw this neuropathy right under his nose, he actually lifted up the large clod of earth with a diameter of about half a meter that he was sitting on just now!

I saw Xiahou exert his arms, and the clods of soil galloped away. Boom, not to mention the bottle, even the window frame is gone.

The thief opened his mouth wide and came back to his senses for a while. He trembled and said, "You, you, you're cheating." ”

Xia Hou patted the dirt on his body and said, "Is there one? You only said that you hit the target, and you didn't specify the size of the stone, but mine was only slightly larger. ”

At this time, Wei Shuo and the others, who were watching the battle, also dropped their jaws in shock.

Wei Shuo said: "This two Bs, is that called slightly bigger?" ”

Xiao Yu said: "Wei Shuo's strength is much stronger than the last time I saw him. ”

Wei Shuo said: "Surely, the speed of this pervert's progress is simply a thousand miles a day. ”

Of course, the thief was not convinced by such a result. Being abused in the field he is best at, that competitive heart burns.

"It's a tie this time, and we'll make it a little more difficult." The thief rolled his eyes and immediately thought of a solution. With the thief's whistle, a large yellow dog jumped up to the thief's side.

Suddenly, Wei Shuo heard Wangcai's words in his ears, "This girl is so sexy." ”

Wei Shuo smiled, and said in a strange manner: "Brother Dog, this is your mistake, you didn't have such a high praise when you saw Xiao Yu." ”

Xiao Yu glared when he heard this, and tilted his head to the side to indicate that he was angry. Wei Shuo smiled even brighter, no matter how dogs think you are not as sexy as others, the feeling of revenge is so cool. But for a moment, his expression froze. I saw Xiao Yu take out a hundred-yuan bill and play with origami.

Wei Shuo thought for a moment that he was still sending women under the fence. He immediately conjured up a flattering smile and said, "Your Excellency, it's not that I can't get used to seeing Wangcai and teach him a lesson." ”

On the playing field, the thief used a knife to poke the wall of an empty bottle in half, threaded a rope through it, and tied it to the head of the big yellow dog. After doing all this, the thief stood up and said, "It's not difficult to fix the target, let's compare the moving target." ”

The thief was indeed frightened by Xia Hou's strength just now, but he could see that the clod of soil thrown by Xia Hou was a big parabola, flying slowly and not flying too far. The thief could also see that Xiahou's accuracy was not high, if it weren't for the size of the clod of soil, he would definitely not hit the target. So his weakness is obvious, that is, he can't hit the target at all.

Thinking of how to deal with the opponent, the thief was excited again. Although he has never hit a moving target, he has been with the big yellow dog for many years, and the big yellow dog still understands his small movements. He asked the big yellow dog to take the initiative to meet his attack with the water bottle on his head, and tried his best to avoid Xiahou's attack. In this way, you can say that you have a 100% chance of winning.

Just when the thief was proud, he saw Xiahou move. Xia Hou squatted down, untied the water bottle on the head of the big yellow dog, turned over and put it on his head.

The thief watched as Xiahou finished all this for some reason, "You, what are you doing?" ”

Xia Hou patted the big yellow head on the head and said, "What if he is injured, I will be your target." ”

In an instant, the stone in the thief's hand slipped incontinence, and it seemed that the softest part of his heart had been poked. He lost, he lost completely, he lost even the last bit of pride, his friendship with small animals, in front of this man.

Xia Hou still smirked, "How is it, I promise, I will jog with my eyes closed and will not deliberately dodge." Seeing that the thief had choked up for some reason, Xia Hou wondered: "What's wrong with you, do you want to compare?" ”

Wei Shuo and Xiao Yu watched from the side, Xiao Yu wiped the tears overflowing from the corners of his eyes, and couldn't help but lean on Wei Shuo's shoulder. Wei Shuo said unhappily: "Boss, don't take advantage of the chaos to take advantage of me, okay." Xiao Yu cut and stood up straight, continuing to look at the performance of Xia Hou and the thief.

The thief's mental defenses completely collapsed, and he tried to say something, but found that his trembling throat could not make a sound at all.

At this moment, everyone suddenly heard a shrill voice. The owner of this voice, the thief, is familiar with it and is the underworld minions who come to collect debts every few days.

"Shout, there's such a beautiful chick here!" Along with the voice, it was a minion who looked to be in his twenties.

When the thief saw this, he hurriedly wiped a handful of tears, and his already dirty face suddenly turned into a Peking Opera mask. The thief ran to the man and flattered, "Brother Tian, can the rent ......?"

This gangster, known as Brother Tian, didn't listen to the thief at all, and kicked him over, his eyes never leaving Xiao Yu's body. The thief's mouse eyes kept looking Xiao Yu up and down. When Xiao Yu saw it, not only did he not get angry, but adjusted his posture to make himself look sexier. At this time, Brother Tian's eyes were even brighter, and he didn't notice that saliva flowed to his chest and placket.

Wei Shuo had a black line, covered his face and quietly retreated. He secretly said why did he come again, eldest sister, don't you want to be like this, I don't want to play with you anymore.

The thief saw the great urgency, he remembered Xia Hou's divine power, and hurriedly ran to Xia Hou's side and said, "Your friend is in danger, go and help!" ”

At this time, Xiahou still had an empty mineral water bottle on his head, looking very funny. When he heard the thief's words, he smiled and replied, "He's not my friend." ”

The thief was shocked, "Didn't you come together, why aren't you friends?" ”

Xia Hou looked at the thief and said very seriously: "He is really not my friend. ”

The thief was speechless, he didn't understand Xiahou's logic at all, he was angry that Xiahou was just doing a lot of work but he didn't save him. A feeling of disappointment quickly spread through my heart. He was in pain, and the little hope he had just kindled for the world was completely shattered. At the moment when he lost, he seemed to have a feeling that the world was not the worst yet, and that some people could still be trusted. However, at this moment, he was completely desperate, and these people refused to save even his friends. There is only one person named Brother Tian, and it is not a problem to beat him away with the strength of this strange man. But for fear of being implicated, he and the man next to the woman actually retreated. Is it true that human feelings are so fragile?

The thief shook his head with great effort, and finally cried and begged, "Even if you are a stranger, you should go and help!" ”

Xiahou looked at the thief with a little surprise and said, "He is a bad person, why should I help him." ”

The thief was completely angry.

At this time, in the face of the man's approach, Xiao Yu timidly retreated. Wei Shuo shook his head helplessly, this woman is too fun-loving, it's really hard to serve. Of course, the thief did not understand the truth, and he only saw that a beautiful girl was threatened with something terrible to happen, while her so-called friend sat on the wall and watched. The thief couldn't stand it anymore, and the sense of justice in his heart made him rush to Brother Tian like crazy. The thief threw himself down to Brother Tian's side, hugged his waist tightly, and shouted without listening: "Run, run." ”

Brother Tian didn't expect that the little ruffian who usually lets him beat and scold like a little sheep would dare to ruin his own good deeds today. The thief is so desperate that he wants to be killed. All of them were blown, and there was a muffled thud from the fist hitting his chest. The thief, who was screaming with his eyes closed, did not wait for the pain he imagined, but felt the person he was holding stumble and fall. The thief opened his eyes in confusion, only to see the incomparably beautiful woman in front of him rubbing her fists with an angry expression.

"You two are really not interesting, I don't know if it hurts to beat someone's hands, ah, the skin is broken."