Chapter 639: Sitting on the ground and sharing the spoils
"No, it's so little, you have to be honest, not to mention that you're still a monk! You can't lie to me, right?" Xiao Jiuwu said in disbelief.
"Hmph~, monks don't speak, do you believe it or not, do you think this thing is so easy to accept?" Li Yuan rolled his eyes and said.
"Of course I know that! Forget it, just follow the amount you said! As the saying goes, 'half of the meeting', you can give fifty bottles!"
"Hmph~, friend, your appetite is too big, right? I'm going to take half of it when I open my mouth, and I also have to take strength and jade bottles, you're forcing me to break up with you!"
"Hehe~, don't be angry! I didn't say take it all, didn't I leave half of it for you?" Xiao Jiu was not in a hurry, and said with a smile.
"You, I ——!" was so aggrieved that he was so angry that he couldn't speak for a while.
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After some verbal arguments, the two finally got a deal in 25 as Xiao Jiu said, which made Yuan depressed, aggrieved and distressed.
Helplessly, Xiao Jiu is a scoundrel's 'single' posture, putting on a posture of 'no one can think of it if it doesn't work', and he can't do anything about it, and he can only sigh that he is unladylike.
Whew-
As soon as he raised his hand, a jade bottle immediately flew into the void, and under the storm, it instantly turned into a size of hundreds of zhang.
Then the high-pitched Buddhist chanting voice sounded, and the whole space immediately became solemn, and at the same time, Liyuan's hands quickly sealed, and one after another palm prints slapped towards the source of corpse qi.
Boom –
Under the effect of the secret technique of the Buddhist family, the endless corpse qi turned into a torrent, and the mountain roared and the tsunami was generally included in the jade bottle.
And the jade bottle is obviously extraordinary, its internal space actually has its own compression function, and the majestic corpse qi enters it, and it is constantly compressed and compressed.
One, two, three······ , Half an hour later, Liyuan collected more than a dozen bottles in one go, and Xiao Jiu's eyes were so hot that he was about to flow out.
"Stinky boy, look at your bear-like appearance, can we grow a little longer? It's not embarrassing!" Yun Fenglie was angry when he looked at Xiao Jiu's appearance, and couldn't help but scold loudly.
"Cut~, it's like you're very promising, don't ask for a bottle if you have the ability later!" Xiao Jiu pouted and said.
"Why don't I want it, add five to two, one to five, give me one less bottle, it's strange to see if I don't beat you!" Yun Fenglie said confidently.
"Uh~, grab food with your own children, do you have such a hometown?
"What do you want to do? I'm going to be shameless now, what can you do?"
"I'll go—" Xiao Jiu was suddenly speechless.
Nima's, dare to love this is 'the upper beam is not right, the lower beam is crooked'! People are invincible if they are cheap, and the ancients are honest and do not deceive me! Looking at these two goods, I can't help but secretly slander myself.
Whew-
When he collected about thirty bottles, his physical strength finally reached the limit, and he hurriedly sat down and rested for a while.
It seems that this job is really not easy, at this time, the edge is short of breath, the delicate face is crimson, the forehead is covered with fine beads of sweat, and a burst of fragrance escapes.
"Hey~, where does the fragrance come from, is it your body fragrance?hehe~, are you a man or a woman?"
Xiao Jiu looked at the edge in front of him, and felt a trance, how does this guy look like a woman, he took a sharp breath of aroma, approached the edge and said very obscenely.
"Get out—" Yuan shouted angrily.
"Haha-" Xiao Jiu successfully teased him, and couldn't help laughing out loud.
Whew-
Next, after two more rests, he finally swept away all the corpse qi from the source of corpse qi, and collected a total of one hundred and twenty bottles.
At this time, there was no trace of corpse qi in the source of corpse qi within a radius of thousands of miles, the blue sky was like a wash, and the originally cold environment also made people feel warm and warm.
"Hmm~, look, you have a bottle, I have a bottle-"
Xiao Jiu sat on the ground without any image, and took the trouble to sit on the ground to share the spoils, with an extraordinarily serious expression, as if he was afraid that something would go wrong.
Whoop -
"Hmph~, are you a man like this?" Li Yuan sneered, and with such a stroke of his hand, he pocketed most of the jade bottles on the ground.
"~, fate, you are cheating!" Xiao Jiu pointed at the edge angrily and said.
"If you want to love it, if you don't want it, I'll take it away!" Yuan Bai glanced at Xiao Jiu, and said with a disdainful expression.
"If you want ~, why don't you?" Xiao Jiu hurriedly hugged the remaining jade bottle in his arms, for fear that he would snatch it away again.
"Hmph~, you are in the Tianling Continent, no matter how you say it, you can also be regarded as a famous Tianjiao, can you pay attention to your image, don't be so stingy, okay?"
"Hehe~, I'm sorry, I'm used to it! I'm poor and afraid, you don't know what kind of life I used to have, I didn't eat the last meal, I ate a hundred meals, I wore a hundred clothes, I ······"
"Okay, shut up, I'm so annoyed, here you are-"
Xiao Jiu's call was really annoying, and he shook his hand and threw five bottles to Xiao Jiu, and Xiao Jiu died down.
"Bring it, at least thirty bottles!"
As soon as Xiao Jiu's side was put away, Yun Fenglie came to him, stretched out his hands, and said in a non-negotiable tone.
"~, why? I didn't get sixty bottles in total, why should I give you thirty bottles?" Xiao Jiu was anxious when he heard this, and he jumped up all of a sudden.
"If you don't give it, if you don't give it, I'll beat you until you get it—"
"Uh~, give it, I'll give it! Old man, don't we bring such a bully?"
Xiao Jiu's face was bitter, and before he could get hot, he took out most of it, and handed it to Yun Fenglie's hand, and his face twitched uncontrollably with pain.
"Hehe~, it seems that in this world, there is really a cure for baldness!" Seeing that Xiao Jiu was deflated, the joy of the fate was mentioned, and the previous depression was swept away.
"Of course, you've been bald for so long, do you want to try?" Xiao Jiu looked at Yuan Zheng meaningfully and said, and was about to touch Yuan Na Mingwa's head.
"Don't-" Seeing this, Yuan immediately fled.
Nima's, it's just the newspaper of the world, this just mocked the other party for a few words, and was immediately scolded back, who am I provoking to provoke whom?
"Sample~, I can't cure you anymore?Little monk, why didn't you stay in your Western Heaven Buddha Kingdom, why did you come to the Hundred Flowers Spirit Domain?"
"What's that~, I heard that there are beautiful women here, so I'll come to see it!" said embarrassedly.
"I'm~, fellow travelers, what are you waiting for? Walking~, the boss will take you to Baihua Palace to see the girl!
Hey~, no, didn't you say that you monks should abstain from sex? It turns out that you are a flower monk who does not abide by the rules and precepts!"
Xiao Jiu said with a look of surprise, and then reconciled with Yun Fenglie and embarked on the road to the Hundred Flowers Palace.
"Hmph~, this Buddha is just thinking about it, and now it's still a standard boy, okay?
As the saying goes, 'wine and meat pass through the intestines, and the Buddha stays in his heart', which is good and good!".
"Oh~, then I'm curious, since your six roots are not pure, if you have an idea, how do you solve it?
I'll give you a piece of advice: A small masturbation is pleasant, a big masturbation hurts the body, and a strong masturbation is wiped out, but the harmony of yin and yang is the right way in the world!
"My day~, get out of the way for me, you're just 'masturbating', your whole family is 'masturbating'!" said with a flushed face, sighing in his heart that Xiao Jiu was shameless enough, he really dared to say anything!
"I'll it~, you really understand-"
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Along the way, Xiao Jiu and the little monk had a lot of fun, and the journey was simply easy and pleasant! But now the Baihua Palace is a tense scene of wind and noise.
Ximen Aoxue took the Hundred Flowers Palace and his party to take the Ice and Snow God Tower, and halfway through, they really encountered the resistance of unknown warriors.
But fortunately, Xiao Jiu had the foresight, and under the great power of the Ice and Snow God Tower, he was strongly crushed all the way, and only then did he successfully reach the Hundred Flowers Palace.
The reason for this arrangement is because those martial artists who followed the Hundred Flowers Spirit Domain without authorization had mixed strengths, and if they encountered a strong enemy, they would all become cannon fodder.
After returning to the Hundred Flowers Palace, Lian Qingqing took the place of the injured mother and ordered all the powerhouses above the king realm in the Hundred Flowers Spirit Domain to gather in the Hundred Flowers City and wait, and the atmosphere was suddenly unprecedentedly tense.
"Lian Qingfei, get out of here, if you don't hand over the members of the Cloud Heaven Alliance today, the Hundred Flowers Palace will disappear in the Heavenly Spirit Continent from today onwards!"
Suddenly, a cold drink sounded in the void, like rolling thunder, deafening, and Lian Qingfei, the palace master of the Hundred Flowers Palace, suddenly changed his face when he heard this.
Speaking of which, even Qingfei is also a wonderful person, the two twin daughters, both follow motherhood, not to mention, sister Lian Qingqing, sister Lian Feifei, the level of this name is really brain-opening.