Just as he was thinking, Xia Qing'er reached out and patted Xiang Aoyu's shoulder fiercely, and sneered: "Stinky Taoist, the toad wants to eat swan meat, wants to soak my cousin, but there is no door." Pen ~ Fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info"

Xiang Aoyu was stunned for a moment before he reacted, it turned out that Xia Qing'er was testing herself, and she couldn't help but feel depressed in her heart, stood up and walked to the side, away from this disaster star.

Xia Qing'er ran to the door of the kitchen triumphantly and shouted, "Cousin, the stinky Taoist priest was tested by me just now, Xiang Aoyu likes you, and I wanted to soak you just now." ”

"Xiaoqing, what are you messing around again, how is this possible, breakfast will be ready soon, go to the table and wait." Liu Xueting, who was busy with breakfast in the kitchen, suddenly turned crimson, as if she remembered last night's strong kiss, glared at Xia Qing'er, and pretended to be angry.

Xia Qing'er stuck out her tongue, ran to the dining table and grimaced at Xiang Aoyu, and sneered: "Stinky Taoist, die, you also heard it, my cousin said that it is impossible for the two of you to be together." ”

"Xiaoqing, talk less and eat more." Liu Xueting walked out with two rich breakfasts, her cheeks were still red and bright, and she put the breakfast on the table heavily, not even daring to look at Xiang Aoyu, so she ran up to the second floor.

"It's not good, something definitely happened between my cousin and this stinky Taoist priest last night." Xia Qing'er glanced at Xiang Aoyu vigilantly, and thought unwillingly.

At this moment, Liu Xueting, who was wearing gray office clothes, walked down, carrying a white Chanel leather bag on her shoulder, threw down a sentence, and hurriedly left the villa: "I have something to do with the company, you take a taxi to school by yourself today, if you don't see me to pick you up at night, you can eat casually outside." ”

Because Xiang Aoyu knew what she was going to do, she kept her head buried in breakfast.

"Stinky Daoist, tell me quickly, what happened last night?" Xia Qing'er became more and more suspicious, and she didn't even want to eat breakfast, so she slapped the table hard and asked.

Facing the eccentric Xia Qing'er, Xiang Aoyu knew in his heart that if he said too much, he would lose it, raised his head slightly, and found an excuse to explain: "Yesterday, Sister Xueting's uncle had something to do with her and asked me to accompany her out. ”

Xia Qing'er wanted to continue to ask, but found that it was time to go to school, so she hurriedly greeted Xiang Aoyu and left the villa.

When he came to the classroom, Xiang Aoyu found that Liu Ya really followed her instructions and carefully guided the classmates to review, and she didn't even look at this side, and couldn't help but feel relieved, and sincerely hoped that she could return to her ordinary life.

Sitting in his seat, Xiang Aoyu took out his textbook and read it by himself as always, and the other teachers didn't bother when they saw this, because they were not the head teacher of this class after all, and they didn't want to meddle in things.

Finally, in the fourth class, the history teacher in the class was an old pedant in his fifties, and he was most unaccustomed to those students who didn't like to study, especially like Xiang Aoyu, and suddenly shouted: "Xiang Aoyu! ”

Swish!

As soon as he finished speaking, something pierced the air, and a whistling sound came from far and near.

Xiang Aoyu raised his head and found a rectangular blackboard spinning and flying over, Xiang Aoyu dodged slightly sideways, and then looked at the teacher on the podium calmly.

The old scholar had heard from other teachers that Xiang Aoyu liked to study by himself, and the head teacher Liu Ya didn't care, which made him very angry, a look of boredom flashed in his eyes, and he pointed to the blackboard and asked, "Xiang Aoyu, please tell us about Lao Tzu." ”

"Teacher, he's just here to mess around, he doesn't understand anything, you can spare him, haha!"

Xiang Aoyu's self-styled style made some students in the class disgusted, the most important thing is that he is still a waste who doesn't understand anything, some students snickered excitedly, and some students gloated and covered their mouths and waited for the show to play, especially Qin Wenlong, who was sitting in the front row of him, laughed loudly.

Father? There is a statue of his old man in my Taoist temple. After Xiang Aoyu pondered for a moment, he stood up and replied loudly: "Lao Tzu's original name is Li Er, the word Boyang, and the number is Dan...... Finally, he achieved the immortal class, that is, the Taishang Laojun in the fairy world! ”

"Taishang Laojun?"

"Look at his dress, he is also a person who wants to achieve positive results."

"Speaking of immortals in a technologically advanced society, is his brain pumped?"

The classroom suddenly became unusually quiet, but soon there was a cacophony of laughter, and some of the students were on the verge of laughing.

Especially Qin Wenlong, who was sitting in the front row, laughed a few times exaggeratedly, turned his head to look at Xiang Aoyu, and said with a smile in a long voice: "Xiang Banxian, can you tell which immortal I am reincarnated?" ”

Xiang Aoyu frowned, and suddenly felt someone pulling at him, turned his head to look, and found that Erhu, the fat man at the same table, was holding a book, pointing to the content on it, and reminding himself.

Xiang Aoyu's eyes fell on the content of the book, and after reading a paragraph, he found that it was all the story of Lao Tzu in the world, and there was no content about Lao Tzu becoming an immortal.

"Xiang Aoyu, can you give me an explanation?" The old pedant, whose face was getting colder, slapped the podium vigorously and said angrily.

Xiang Aoyu lives in the mountains all the year round, and has seen many things that others can't see, such as cultivators, although no one has ascended in the cultivator world for more than two hundred years now, but there are detailed records of each sect one by one.

Hearing the ridicule of his classmates in the classroom, Xiang Aoyu frowned, gritted his teeth and said, "Teacher, Lao Tzu has indeed ascended to the immortal realm. ”

"Xiang Banxian is talking nonsense here again, haha, he's still flying, take a rocket, right?"

"That's it, to tell these stories of pretending to be immortals and ghosts, I might as well go to the Internet to read the novels of the urban demon subjugators."

"Xiang Daxian, please go to the fairy world and call Lao Tzu down, let's worship? Ha ha! ”

The classmates in the classroom were boiling, thinking that Xiang Aoyu was really a straw bag, and he still believed in such superstitious things, and he didn't understand what science was at all.

Bang!

Xiang Aoyu slapped it suddenly, and the desk suddenly turned into a pile of broken wood, raising countless dust, and an invisible momentum spread out from him, and there was a slight anger in his heart, and he sneered: "Ignorance, not seeing it doesn't mean that you don't have it." ”

After all, Xiang Aoyu was only seventeen years old, young and vigorous, and when he heard the loud ridicule of his classmates in the classroom, his little face turned red.

Xiang Aoyu is now studying in the best aristocratic school in LH City, and the wooden tables used by students are all made of solid wood, but they were easily struck into sawdust by his palm.

The classroom suddenly became quiet, everyone looked at Xiang Aoyu in disbelief, they didn't expect this thin boy to have so much strength, and at the same time, a sharp-eyed female classmate quietly left the classroom.

"Oh my God! He had so much strength that he smashed the table into powder in one fell swoop. ”

"Shhhh Be quiet, and don't let him hear. ”

"Cut! Isn't it just a country boy, with brute force, what's the big deal? ”

The classmates came back to their senses and looked at Xiang Aoyu and pointed, their eyes full of disdain, shock and fear.

Xiang Aoyu took a deep breath, calmed down his excitement, and was about to continue to explain Lao Tzu's becoming an immortal, when suddenly a coquettish voice came from the door of the classroom: "Xiang Aoyu, please come out!" ”