Chapter 56: The First Cheap in History
"Get up, believe it or not I'm going to kill you!" Mao Xiaoqi viciously threatened to hunt down and kill the demon who made him tired and paralyzed, and this sword was the first. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
"I don't believe it." Ren Jian got up with a grunt, "Unless the power of the golden line between heaven and earth disappears, this demon will not die or die." ”
"You're so bullish, how do you have this strength?"
"Big brother, sword soul! I'm missing a peerless magic weapon! Ren Jian cried with a sad face, can he be blamed for this? Originally, he was also a terrible demon who broke with a cow, but later the master thought he was too annoying, so he pulled him out of the divine soldier and threw him into the demon tower.
"What do you mean by that are that you're just a soul now, and if you have an entity, you're going to break it?"
"That's a must! It's as fierce as a wilted man eating viagra! ”
The metaphor of ".................. Mao Xiaoqi is also drunk.
"Your strength is not bad, who threw you in?" Mao Xiaoqi is really curious, the strength of the sword soul is like this, with a divine soldier, it is not against the sky, someone is willing to withdraw him, how can the sword soul be so easy to find? What's more, if you find it, it may not be suitable for that magic weapon.
"Dean, my goddess Wang Yanjun. Apart from her, as a friend of women, who else can bear to leave me alone under this cold and lonely tower. I know that the master is really in love with me, and he must be jealous to punish me like this, but I pity the Yin Yang Academy, I don't know how many young girls, demonic young women, without my comfort, how can they spend the rest of their lives. ”
Mao Xiaoqi's forehead was bruised, and he gritted his teeth and said, "Then how did you comfort them?" ”
"Talking about life, talking about demons, talking about ideals, whenever they can't sleep at night, I will appear at their pillows at the right time, and use my low and magnetic voice and vicissitudes of life to guide their confused hearts." Ren Jian's face was reminiscent, and he couldn't pull it out......
"Meow a cat, it's me and I throw him in, and I don't let people sleep!" Mao Xiaoqi gritted his teeth with hatred when he heard this, thinking of those women who were harassed by the sword spirit, and sympathized with them.
"Kitten, I see that you are born with strange bones, if you get the guidance of a famous teacher, there will be a transformation in the future, why don't you take refuge in my disciples, how about it?" Ren Jian sat cross-legged on the ground, looking like a master, without the consciousness of being beaten just now.
"............" Mao Xiaoqi was a little speechless, it was strange to be cheap, but to be honest, he really had no way to take this sword soul, he couldn't fight it, and the place was unfamiliar, and it was also irritating to be entangled by him.
Mao Xiaoqi's eyes rolled, and he planned from his heart.
"I said, friends of women~~" Mao Xiaoqi decided to use some strategy......
"In!" Sure enough, Ren Jianluo stood up suddenly, his body was straight, and his face was proud, obviously very satisfied with this title.
"I said your greatest achievement is to talk to the girls, right? Have you ever held hands? Mao Xiaoqi grinned, revealing a mouthful of white teeth.
"Uh...... Not ...... yet" Ren Jian scratched his head, and then defended: "My friend of women is extremely pure. ”
"Have you kissed it?"
"Yes! I haven't had a chance to ...... yet," Ren Jian's eyes lit up.
"Did any girl take the initiative to give her a hug?"
"I took the initiative, people don't want it......" Ren Jian was a little frustrated.
"Have you slept with your sister?"
"That's my dream!" Ren Jian looked excited, his fists clenched.
"Okay, I'll be honest with you, Master Meow, I'm scrambling to kiss and hug every day, and I don't sleep with the same girl for ten days, believe it?" Mao Xiaoqi casually said the crazy words of another Ren Jian, but he didn't say it, it was just as a meow.
"Proof!" Ren Jian gritted his teeth, as a demon, he can't beat it, can't he brag about it?
Smack, a piece of underwear was thrown directly on Ren Jian's face! Women's ......
"Big brother, please shroud!" The sword soul knelt on the ground with a puff, hugged Mao Xiaoqi's thigh, and let Mao Xiaoqi bombard with all the Qinglong Jue spells, and did not let go.
"Be good, obedient, my brother will take you to steal jade and incense." Mao Xiaoqi was helpless, so he had to stroke Ren Jian's messy hair, and the sword soul rubbed Mao Xiaoqi's thigh with his face, and then he reluctantly let go, his eyes were full of shining stars, and his expectations were high.
"What a cheap!" Mao Xiaoqi glanced at it helplessly, and was secretly depressed in his heart. However, the sword soul naturally has the benefits of the sword soul, and without waiting for Mao Xiaoqi to say anything, Ren Jian took the initiative to turn into a golden broadsword and float to Mao Xiaoqi's hand, waiting to receive it......
"This sword...... Isn't it a little too big? Mao Xiaoqi waved it, it was much longer and thicker than the sword he used before, but it was much lighter in weight, after all, it was transformed by the sword soul, and it was not as heavy as the entity.
"How can you not be a man?" The sword soul is full of arrogance.
You're meowing...... Does being a man have anything to do with being a weapon? Mao Xiaoqi was thundered again......
In the southern Zhuzhou, among an active volcano, Zhu Er floated above the lava in a red robe, and the rich fire power around her was cheering and jumping near her slender body, rushing towards her.
"Yue'er, why don't you also cultivate? If you go on like this, sooner or later you will become a lazy cat. "The bald-headed, bewitching, and handsome young man looked at Yinglan Yue'er who was sleeping in the corner with a look of hatred.
"People have husbands to raise, who is like you? Xiao Teng, you better hurry up and cultivate, don't be beaten all day long. Yue'er lazily changed her position and continued to sleep, not opening her eyes, leaving the Teng snake sitting near the magma stunned.
"Who is so bold and dares to rob my Yue'er!" Xiao Teng was furious, and suddenly a red lotus karmic fire erupted around his body.
"Less nonsense!" Zhu Er turned his head and glanced at Xiao Teng, and the rich power of fire in his eyes shot over like a sharp arrow, which made Xiao Teng tremble, and hurriedly sat upright, looking at his nose and nose, and straightening his posture.
Goodbye Zhu'er, the fire all over her body fell, and she slowly sank into the magma and disappeared......
Under the leadership of Ren Jian, Mao Xiaoqi came to the next layer of the demon tower very smoothly, that is, the second layer, but Ren Jian obediently turned into a golden broadsword and was carried by Mao Xiaoqi in his hand, and refused to reappear in his body.