Chapter 69: A Splash in the Campus Forum
After being ravaged by the system for a whole hour, Yang Tian finally retreated from inside. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
It's not that he doesn't want to continue studying, it's not that he doesn't have enough time to study, it's that he ...... What a blow to self-esteem!
In an entire hour, Yang Tian was thrown out by the system more than 700 times, counting the time it took him to climb back from under the walls of the metal hut, he was thrown off every five seconds on average.
Although flying out of the PIA is a "passive" action on the metal wall, and it doesn't really fly out in reality, it feels real!
In order to ensure the true principle, the system directly gave the command to Yang Tian's brain through the nerve conduction pathway, and the effect was no different from actually falling on the wall.
Therefore, even if he withdrew from the system, Yang Tian still grinned in pain.
In the eyes of the little fat man and others, Yang Tian seemed to be really practicing "qigong", and he didn't move there even after he had set up a posture, but the sweat was flowing heavily, and he couldn't help but be surprised.
However, abuse is abuse, this progress is also huge, Yang Tian was pleasantly surprised to find that he could stably hold on to the system for three seconds, surviving two waves of attacks!
Another time, I almost survived the third wave of attacks!
Although the final result was still a failure, the slightest carelessness was swept away by the system.
However, it is already a big step forward!
Yang Tianyou thought about the reason why the system chose this way of training himself in actual combat, which suddenly reminded him of a small story he had heard before.
It is said that there is such a training course, which claims to be able to train cashiers to distinguish real money from fake money, and the fee is very expensive, but the cashiers who come out really have stunts.
The course does not teach the staff how to distinguish fake money, nor does it tell them the characteristics of real money, but does one thing every day - stack piles of real money there and let the students count them.
In this way, the students seemed to have done nothing, but they subconsciously memorized the characteristics of real money, and when they went outside, they naturally distinguished it when they encountered fake money.
Yang Tian felt that the system probably also had this meaning. Neither tell himself the wrong movements, nor prompt the skills of exerting force, but just let him constantly feel the process of exerting force.
In the process of constantly flying out, Yang Tian's comprehension of Tai Chi pushers gradually deepened, and he naturally memorized the true meaning of pushers, and directly turned them into muscle memory, which is why Jiang Yuan was thrown out by him as soon as he came.
Wiping his sweat and replenishing his water, Yang Tian was about to go to the playground to meet the fifth round of devil training, but the little fat man suddenly shouted.
"Hey, have you watched the news, I heard that Zhang Libo was arrested on that short island in the United States!"
"Well, I see, the Penguin News headline." The fourth child is not in a hurry.
"I heard that I was arrested on suspicion of drug use, and I don't know what the outcome will be." The boss happened to be looking at the computer, "You see, there are a lot of people on the school forum talking about this. ”
"I'll take a look too!"
Yang Tian paused for a moment and also leaned in.
Zhang Libo is a famous talk show actor in the Celestial Empire, known for his "Shanghai style clumsy", not only famous within the Celestial Empire, but also brought the stunts of his hometown to the capital of the United States.
Before he broke up with his wife, Yang Tian still liked to listen to his show, but unfortunately many things broke out later, and his father also had an accident.
Unexpectedly, after disappearing for so many years, this time it became popular again in this way.
Yang Tian looked at the computer screen, saying that it was a forum, but in fact, it was a post bar, named after the Oriental Medical University bar, which was mixed with students of all grades all year round, down to the small fresh meat of the freshman year, up to the old bacon of the postdoctoral fellow, and even the teachers and professors of the college often haunted, and any movement could be fermented here.
glanced at it, and the posts on the top were all related to this matter, and when he went in to read the content one by one, Yang Tian's brows gradually wrinkled.
"I said, no!"
"What's wrong?" The boss turned his head, "Brother Tian, what do you think?" ”
"Regarding Zhang Libo's matter, I want to say a few fair words, I am not his fan, I just talk about things objectively."
Yang Tian glanced at the three people who were looking at him in unison, with a serious expression.
"There is no evidence of his drug use, the urine test did not come out, and there were no photos of him taking drugs in person, I really don't understand how he is overwhelmingly said that he is taking drugs? What about the evidence? What's wrong with people now! ”
The little fat man nodded thoughtfully, the despair and helplessness he felt when he was splashed with dirty water by Lin Yong last time is still fresh in his memory.
"I believe that Mr. Bobo, as a public figure, must have spoken honestly, and he said that he would rather sell drugs than take drugs."
"Yes, he has drugs in his car, yes, but he also has a gun, so why would you rather believe that he is a drug dealer than that he is selling drugs? Anyway, I'm more convinced that he sells drugs. ”
Yang Tian took a deep breath, "Because of drug trafficking, the sentence is heavy." ”
"Poof!"
The little fat man squirted on the spot.
"......" the fourth child silently stroked his forehead with his hand.
The boss was stunned, "You cow!" It is worthy of Brother Tian! I'm going to write this in my reply! ”
"Hey, hey." Yang Tian grinned, "Write, write, write." ”
I've just been ravaged by the system, and I feel like I'm so good.
Yang Tian was a little unsatisfied, "Let me tell you, Libo went to the United States alone with a gun, wanting to get rid of Trump, who is incompatible with the Great Heavenly Dynasty." Unexpectedly, he was reported by a traitor and ended up with drug abuse. ”
"Think about it, in his lifetime, a person has torn apart, had a violent family, divorced, played with guns, taken drugs, been in prison, beaten his father-in-law, and tried to assassinate the president, who said that there are no pure masters in the clumsy mouth of the Shanghai faction?"
"Poof!"
"Haha, no, Yang Tian, you are too talented, I have to comment too!"
Seeing that the little fat man also turned out the computer and was about to type, Yang Tian smiled at the corner of his mouth, "You guys send it slowly, I'm going to exercise!" ”
"Huh? Going again? Yang Tian, you are preparing to abandon medicine and follow the text! Did you give up medicine and practice sports? This thing has to be practiced from a young age, and now it's just starting and has no future! ”
"Get out, leave your words behind!"
Yang Tian laughed and scolded, trotted out of the door, and the voice of the little fat man faded away behind him.
Today, I have been practicing Tai Chi in the system for so long, and I sweat so much, but I don't need to prepare for exercise anymore.
In other words, I don't know if I can see Xiaowen today, I deliberately reminded her yesterday, her mother should be with her, right?
Just check it out.
On the other hand, because of Yang Tian's two comments, the post bar has been fried.
“66666”
"Talent!"
"My forty-meter broadsword has just been pulled out two-thirds of the way and I'm going to insert it back again!"
"Your mother fried ...... I brought you spring rolls, just out of the pot, eat them while they're hot. ”
"Brains are a good thing, I ...... You see, you have it. ”
"Your mother's bi...... Are you married? ”
"Fuck you, uncle...... The body is okay, I wish him a long life than Nanshan. ”
"Hahaha, the main floor of the building is full of talents, 2333"
In a group of joys, of course, there are also elements of disharmony.
"Why are there so many accidents lately? Not only did there happen to the Celestial Empire, but there was also an accident outside. ”
"That's right, it looks like the Buddha City next door to us just blew up two buses."
"Do you remember the last time the Eastern doctor was a neurotic with a knife? The body of the slashed doctor is said to be missing! ”
However, after all, there are only a few people who pay attention to these, and they were soon swiped by the jokers.
"I'm backhanding a gas canister...... Put your kitchen in the kitchen! ”
"I'm fucking you...... The old sow is really sorry, and I am responsible for the children born. ”
"Are you a smart ...... Wisdom fruit on the wisdom tree, you and me under the wisdom tree. ”
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