"Whew!" Looking in the mirror, the Count couldn't help but take a deep breath to ease his mood, took off his tall top hat and patted it aside. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

I saw myself in the mirror with a red face, and I don't know if I drank too much or because I was nervous, after all, this was the first time I kissed a girl in my life, and it was so sweet.

Stirring his face with cold water, the earl suddenly felt a chill in his stomach, and couldn't help but raise his eyebrows, followed by a tearing pain, and a tearing pain came, and cold sweat broke out in an instant, only to feel that the abdomen was twisted into a twist, with a string of grunts, the earl only felt that the backyard was tight, and a torrent continued to condense between the strands, ready to go.

"Abominable waiter." The Count didn't have time to think about it, quickly took off his pants and sat down on the toilet, and a flood of power spewed out like catharsis, like the Milky Way hanging upside down, and it was a thousand miles away.

"Huh......" colic came and went quickly, and after the torrent, the earl suddenly felt much better, and pressed the flush valve back, but there was no response.

"Suspicious?" The Count couldn't help but turn his head and pressed it again, finally determining that it should not be his own problem, then there was only one result, the flush valve was broken......

"What should I do?" After a brief silence, the cold sweat that had just been withdrawn poured out like a cascade again. If it's okay in your own room, it's a big deal to ask the waiter to come and fix it, but this is Haisha's room, and you can't wash it away after doing such a disgusting thing, isn't it the rhythm of looking for death?

But at this moment, I only heard a rapid sound of slamming the door, and at the same time, Haisha's voice sounded: "Why is it not okay, come out quickly, I want to go to the toilet!" ”

"Wait...... Wait a minute, right away. "It's really a house leak that happened to rain overnight, why did Haisha have to rush to the toilet at this time.

The Earl hurriedly lifted his trousers, turned around and tried to find something to catch water to flush away his filth, but found that there was not even a basin in the toilet.

But at this moment, the urging voice of the blood rose sounded outside the door: "Come out, I can't help it!" ”

"Oh, right now, right now." At present, the Count saw his tall top hat at a glance. The Count burst into tears instantly, he had never been so moved by his top hat, and it turned out how crucial it was for a man to have one.

As soon as the door slived, the Count made a self-righteous gesture and chuckled, "Waiting? ”

"Dead open!" But when he saw the Blood Rose throw the Count out like garbage, he dodged and locked the door from the inside.

"Whew!" It was only then that the Count breathed a sigh of relief, as if he had forgotten the embarrassing scene. Raising his hand to buckle the top hat to his head, he felt a "whoosh", and all the remaining water in the hat was buckled to the earl's head.

I only heard a string of and farts in the toilet behind me at the same time, like a torrent roaring.

"Damn waiter, I'm going to have to settle accounts with you tomorrow." The Earl couldn't help but grit his teeth angrily, and there were all kinds of signs that the two of them were clearly poisoned by eating seafood.

raised his hand to wipe the water stains on his face, but suddenly his thoughts moved, and he said secretly: No! Haisha must have had a stomach upset because of eating stale seafood, so wouldn't it be impossible to flush it at that moment?

No, you must find someone from the hotel to theorize about this matter. The Earl's anger surged, and he immediately walked viciously towards the door.

"Haisha, I'll go out first, and I'll be back soon." With a few words, the Count slammed the door and left.

"Oh." The voice of the Blood Rose came from afar, but it didn't matter anymore.

"Damn, it's a shame." Hearing that the earl closed the door and went out, Blood Rose was relieved, he was going to seduce this rich second generation tonight, but at this time, he had a stomach upset, the earl must have heard the voice just now, will he hate me because of this?

Blood Rose was not without worry, but it was immediately disrupted by the torrent-like catharsis, no way, it was easy to eat a super meal, Blood Rose really didn't eat less. After a long time, this momentum finally passed, and Blood Rose pressed the flush valve with her hand back, and her face turned green all of a sudden.

Looking around left and right, I can't even see a single thing holding water, can I only use a water cup to brush my teeth? Blood Rose was embarrassed, and when she lowered her head, her eyes were fixed on her clothes.

"What kind of aristocratic hotel, what kind of service is this." After snarling with the waiter, the Count finally came back with a basin. As soon as the door opened, I saw Blood Rose tiptoeing out of the toilet wearing only a set of underwear.

"Ahh Looking at each other, Blood Rose covered her face in fright, and her slender figure was suddenly completely exposed to the earl's eyes.

The Count exclaimed at the same time, and pressed the basin to his chest.

But the voice of the blood rose roared: "Don't look at it! ”

"Yes, I don't look, I don't see anything." The Earl finally reflected that the place that was blocking was wrong, and raised his hand to push the basin on his face, only to feel a pain in his nose, and two bloody arrows suddenly shot out.

The Count straightened up, and fell to the ground on his back.

T City, Royal Plaza Hotel.

With a screeching sound of brakes, I saw a luxury sports car paddling a beautiful drift and stopped steadily in front of the hotel.

Yi Fan turned over and got out of the car, only to see a neatly dressed receptionist coming over and bowed down and said, "Sir, you can't park here." ”

"Smack!" Yi Fan didn't speak, raised his hand and slapped the car keys and a hundred-yuan bill on the waiter, and walked into the hotel without looking back.

"Oh, my little ancestor, you are here, everyone has been waiting for you for a long time." As soon as Yi Fan's mother saw Yi Fan's figure, she couldn't help but step forward and nag for a while, "If your father hadn't been with him inside, they would have gone back a long time ago." ”

Walking closer, Yi Fan's mother suddenly frowned, frowned, and said: "Oh, look at you, why are you still dressed like no one or ghost, go wash your face and give me your coat." ”

While talking, my mother took Yi Fan to the bathroom, and warned at the same time: "I can warn you, we have all seen the other party's girl and your father, and we are very satisfied, you will never be allowed to mess up on this blind date." ”

"Are you finished?" Yi Fan washed off his heavy makeup and stood in front of his mother with a cold face.

"Well, that's pretty much it." The old mother stepped forward and stroked Yi Fan's hair with her hand, nodded and said, "With my family Yi Fan's handsome strength, I think this blind date is nine out of ten." Let's go, be polite to me when you get inside. ”

Yi Fan couldn't help but roll his eyes, listening to his mother's meaning, as if he had given the family matter, this blind date was nothing more than a formality, and there was no place for him to intervene, this is the sadness of the big family, sometimes, Yi Fan really hopes that he can be born in an ordinary family and be able to love according to his own wishes.

Without Ruoli, Yi Fan is like losing his mind, only a shell is left, at the mercy of his parents, don't they want to achieve something through marriage? Well, I'll show them how sad and ridiculous this kind of marriage can be.