"You lied to me! Why isn't this belt soft? It feels even harder than it was before! ”

"He's just nervous, believe me, he's going to go soft soon!"

"I don't play anymore, my wrists are so sore!"

"Don't, right now, one minute at most, you hurry, hurry. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info"

A few minutes later, "Whew... Whew..."In the heavy gasp, everything settled!

"Oh, no, the tension in the belt is even worse, and I am nervous and vomiting!"

"It's okay, just spit out, spit and spit and you get used to it......"

After a few more minutes, maybe tired, Tianyue finally rolled over from Hao Lang's body, and then fell asleep on the side "hmm".

Seeing that she was asleep, Hao Lang quickly got up and wiped her hands with a tissue, and by the way, he also wiped his "belt" and vomited. After all the incriminating evidence was packed up and there were no flaws, Hao Lang walked out of the room cautiously.

Before, the dry firewood was very enjoyable, the fire was very confused, and Hao Lang couldn't hold back the excitement for a while. After calming down afterwards, Hao Lang couldn't help muttering a little, what he did was a bit of a thing, it's so shameful!

Looking at the time, it was already past one o'clock in the middle of the night. If she gets up tomorrow morning, Tianyue will be fine if she doesn't remember anything, but if she doesn't forget anything, then it's really fucked up, Hao Lang estimates that he won't let her chop it up! I don't know if this sister likes to eat stuffing?

But after thinking about it, Hao Lang felt that he was actually quite wronged (what kind of humanity is your grandson!! If Tianyue hadn't been drunk and swimming on himself, he wouldn't have been able to make this mistake at all, and he wouldn't have had the opportunity to make this mistake! Again, everything is mutual, what causes are planted, and what results are produced.

Who told you to swim on me? Who told you to bring the ingredients to my house to cook? It's all self-inflicted!

This idea overflowed, Hao Lang suddenly felt a lot more comfortable in his heart, and sure enough, he had the potential to be a superb scumbag......

When I came to the living room, it was very quiet, and I didn't see anyone else, except that the flat Xianjun was sitting on the sofa by himself, and I didn't know what he was doing.

Hao Lang took a bottle of water from the refrigerator, took a big sip, and then walked over to Xianjun and asked, "Big guy, what are you doing here?" You're not going to get drunk too, are you? No, you don't have that feature! If you're going to get drunk, even if it's in the water, I can't find a place to repair it, you little overlord! ”

"Don't talk, close your eyes and feel it! Try to feel it! However, hearing Hao Lang's ridicule, Xianjun didn't pay attention to it, but said such a sentence to Hao Lang, which seemed very metaphysical.

"What do you mean?" Hao Lang made him baffled, but he still obediently closed his eyes and tried to feel it. However, Mao didn't either, and after feeling it for a long time, there was nothing else in the house except for the smell of beer.

"What do you feel? You're sick! Two minutes later, Hao Lang gave up, he opened his eyes, and determined one thing, he should have let Xianjun play it.

"Don't you feel it?" A surprised expression appeared on Xianjun's screen: "The smell of scum on your body, I can smell it from five hundred meters away, can't you feel it yourself?" ”

"You heard it......" Hao Lang suddenly felt a little weak, and scolded wildly in his heart, "Fuck it, fuck it, what kind of bullshit soundproofing is this dead house!" ”

Xianjun changed his expression of disdain again: "I don't ask you anything else, you just tell me, where did you get the belt of your pants in pajamas?" Also Nima will vomit! You're a fresh scumbag! ”

"Ahem." Hao Lang coughed twice with a frown, embarrassed to talk again.

And Xianjun didn't pay attention to him anymore, Hao Lang glanced at Xianjun, and dared to read the novel, it was still a Xianxia novel. I saw the pages on his screen "swish" to turn, and I could see it fast enough.

After a pause, Hao Lang asked Xianjun: "Hey, I said, have you been in the living room all the time?" ”

"That's right."

"Damn, how did Yue get into my room that day? Don't you know how to help stop it? ”

"I'm stopping her? What about your belt? You should thank me, right? Xianjun didn't even look at Hao Lang, and complained very calmly.

In a word, Hao Lang made him choke to death, and he couldn't find a reason to fight back. Of course, the main reason is that the heart is weak.

He couldn't stand the disdain of the Tablet Immortal Monarch, Hao Lang was eager to divert the topic, so he asked the Tablet Immortal Jun again: "By the way, when did I get drunk, why can't I remember anything?" ”

"You don't remember? Hehe. Flat Immortal Monarch Immortal Monarch smiled miserably.

As soon as he heard his laughter, Hao Lang's heart sank, and he said that he wouldn't do anything else, right?

As soon as Hao Lang's idea came to him, he heard Tablet Xianjun say: "I don't know when you got drunk, but I guess it should be when you dragged Chang Lin to become brothers with different surnames." ”

"Poof." Hao Lang just drank a sip of mineral water, and squirted out half a mouthful. "I married Chang Lin, this kid?"

"I also hoped for it, but unfortunately it didn't work out." The Tablet Immortal Monarch sighed.

"Whew." Hearing that he didn't bow to that little kid in the end, Hao Lang suddenly breathed a sigh of relief and asked casually, "Why didn't you succeed?" Did you stop you? ”

"Well, no." Xianjun sighed: "Originally, the incense was plugged in, and I was about to kowtow, but I didn't expect that at this time, you suddenly heard the sound of Aunt Liu's dog barking at the door!" ”

“so？”

"So you still kiss the dog, and when you hear the dog barking, you can't take care of Chang Lin, so you go out and hug it in."

“so？” Hao Lang asked again, but this time he was very nervous.

Xianjun couldn't hold back his joy: "So you are now three brothers, you, Chang Lin, Corgi, you are now slamming your head on the ground, this brotherhood is exactly the same as Liu Guanzhang!" ”

Hao Lang......

Xianjun continued: "Everyone is drunk like this, so the bureau is directly dispersed. Tianle sent Chang Lin home, Lao Ben and Xuannu went back to the store respectively, by the way, the dog also let Aunt Liu next door take it back. There was only one Tianyue who was about to leave, but she was too drunk to walk, so she had to be arranged in my room. As a result, she just got up to go to the bathroom, and when she came out, she went straight to your room, maybe she made a mistake. ”

"That's right. And there's good news for you! Xianjun hurriedly added.

"What's the good news?"

Xianjun: "The third dog in your brothers, the second in Changlin, you are big!" ”

Hao Lang has a sentence in his heart, and he doesn't know whether to talk about it or not......