Chapter 189: Pretending to be an Oiran
Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info stick was stunned on the spot, but before she could react, the matchmaker quickly choked his neck, how could she be so sharp~?
The stick finally reacted, I didn't expect the matchmaker to be able to do martial arts~?
The stick could have dodged, but because the matchmaker's head and Tian Linlin were too similar, the stick was defenseless for a while and almost let the matchmaker kill him, fortunately, there were wrynnt cells in the stick's body, he pressed it backhanded, and quickly got rid of the matchmaker's vicious ......!
Breaking free of the matchmaker, the stick touched his neck, and couldn't help but sigh, although the woman in front of her had a face exactly the same as Tian Linlin, she was ten times worse than Tian Linlin's heart~!
The matchmaker looked at the stick angrily: "Who the hell are you and how can you know kung fu~?" ”
The stick didn't know how to answer her for a while, so he had to tell her perfunctorily: "I'm the shopkeeper here~!" Just now I just used some of my usual self-defense moves, and as for kung fu, I don't know anything at all~! ”
The matchmaker looked at the stick and was suspicious, she turned around and pulled the hand of the stick and quickly towered the veins of the stick's arm, and sure enough, there was no internal force at all, it seems that he didn't ......say panicked!
However, the matchmaker still did not intend to spare the stick's life, he turned around and told the stick: "There are only two people in this world who have seen my appearance, one is my husband, and the other is the dead ......!" ”
The stick wiped the cold sweat that suddenly broke out on his forehead: "Otherwise, I will suffer a loss, and I will marry you~!" ”
It's okay if the stick doesn't say that, just after finishing speaking, I saw the matchmaker angrily pounced on him, the stick saw that it was a fatal move, and quickly dodged to the side, although the stick did not have the internal force of the matchmaker, but his speed was three or four times faster than ordinary people, plus his body was sensitive, so the matchmaker really couldn't take her for a while~!
Seeing that she couldn't hurt the stick at all, the more the matchmaker hit, the more angry she became, and the more ruthless her moves, the stick saw that if she didn't stop her, her life would be lost, so she had to take the opportunity to take out the laser gun ...... from her arms!
In fact, the stick didn't want the matchmaker's life, she looked exactly the same as Tian Linlin, no matter what, the stick couldn't get down, but he couldn't let the matchmaker want his life, so he could only take a laser gun and shoot at her head, fortunately, the stick felt that his marksmanship was not bad, the gun just hit the hairpin on the matchmaker's head, because the hairpin was knocked down, the green silk at the end of the matchmaker was scattered, the picture was a beautiful mess, and it made the stick feel special The appearance of her cape was particularly enchanting......!
Although the matchmaker didn't recognize what the stick in her hand was, ~ she also knew that it was a powerful thing, and she didn't dare to move again, the stick pointed the gun at the matchmaker, and saw that she was finally willing to calm down and listen to him, and finally breathed a sigh of relief......!
The matchmaker stood motionless, the stick walked around her, the matchmaker is still not sure whether the thing in the stick's hand is lethal, she tried to make another move to solve the stick, but the stick had already seen through her thoughts, and then fired a shot at the ground, only to see a moment of effort, the ground was shot through a big hole......!
This time the matchmaker didn't dare to act rashly, he found a sheet into a strip, and then was tied up by the matchmaker, the matchmaker saw that she was tied by the stick and couldn't move at all, and the angry little face suddenly turned red, originally the stick didn't like her cold face very much, compared with Tian Linlin, it was far worse, but now seeing her face red because of anger, I suddenly remembered Tian Linlin, so I lowered my head and couldn't help but kiss her on the face, the angry matchmaker couldn't speak well, and scolded the stick: "Stinky hooligan ~ stinky scoundrel, stinky shameless~!" ”
The stick was originally a person in the twenty-first century, and she felt that it was nothing to kiss her, but the matchmaker didn't think so, no matter how she said that she was an ancient person, and her mind was not so open, how to say that she was now also a yellow flower girl, and the stick kissed her as if she was ......innocent!
Seeing that the matchmaker kept cursing herself, the stick couldn't listen to it, took a silk scarf and was blocked by her mouth......!
But this is not a long-term method, you can't tie the matchmaker like this all the time, if she lets her run away, she won't want her own life, he still goes to Zhang Wei to leave this Yihong Courtyard quickly~!
Stick was just about to leave when he heard someone knocking on the door, and Stick suddenly panicked, but he quickly calmed down, pinched his throat and whispered to the maid who knocked on the door outside: "What's the matter~!" ”
The maid was slightly stunned when she heard the voice, but she didn't think much about it and told the stick: "The prince in the Prime Minister's Mansion has been waiting for the girl outside for a long time~!"
The stick took a deep breath and whispered to the maid outside the door: "I know~ I'll go over ...... in a while!" ”
The maid Xiaoru saw that the matchmaker agreed, so she didn't stay long, turned around and left~!
The stick saw that the maid was gone~ finally breathed a sigh of relief, but what should I do next~?
The stick looked at the veil of the matchmaker on the table, and suddenly had a good idea......!
Anyway, no one knows what the matchmaker looks like, and the stick will pretend to be a matchmaker by himself, anyway, he wears a veil, and no one will find out if he doesn't sell his body, besides~ How to say that he is from the 21st century, some of the women who draw his eyebrows should not be unpleasant, and the heart is not as good as action~ The stick casually found a matchmaker's clothes and quickly changed them, and when he changed, he almost forgot that the matchmaker was still tied to the bed by him, and he was almost seen by her......!
Seeing that the matchmaker looked at herself and was ashamed and angry, the stick also wanted to open, he was a big man and there was no loss when he was watched, the matchmaker wanted to see it~!
Although the stick is a man, his figure has recently lost weight, and the matchmaker's body is slender, and the stick wears the matchmaker's clothes, and he really can't recognize it without looking at his face~!
Because he wears a veil, he can only see his eyes, and the stick took the matchmaker's eyebrow pencil and simply painted his eyebrows, fortunately, his eyes are the same as the matchmaker's double eyelids, otherwise it would be really ...... exposed!
There are a few more layers of powder on his face, fortunately, he was a star before, although he has never painted makeup, he has seen a lot, not to mention ~ As long as he doesn't take off the veil, he really can't recognize him as a fake~!
Clean up~ The stick glanced at the matchmaker on the bed and warned her: "Stay honest, otherwise you will look good when you come back~!" ”
The stick calmly walked out of the matchmaker's boudoir, in fact, she pretended to be the matchmaker for another reason~!
He and Zhang Wei have not heard the whereabouts of the flying saucer until now, firstly because they are running away from the hall now and have limited information, and secondly, because the news of the flying saucer may have been closed by people in the official mansion, maybe the prince of the Prime Minister's Mansion knows something~!
Anyway, the matchmaker was also tied up by him, and now she can only take one step at a time~!