Chapter 148: Fighting Club
That's right, the absolutely safe place Hermione was talking about was a women's restroom on the second floor!
Harry said helplessly, "I have reservations about its safety, but I'm afraid of being caught as a pervert!" ”
Bruce put the ingredients in the tongs pot and teased, "Hermione, what you said is absolutely safe, not just for you!" ”
Hermione said without looking up, "Didn't you notice anything special about this?" ”
Bruce Harry Ron looked around in surprise, but he didn't notice the "special place" that Hermione said!
Bruce laughed, "If you're talking about the lack of urinals, that's pretty special!" ”
"Shut your stinky mouth! It's disgusting! Hermione scolded with a red face. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info
"Haha!" Harry and Ron immediately burst out laughing.
"Shut up!" Hermione said angrily, "You don't understand what I mean, it's so hard to talk to you three fools!" Didn't you notice that no one came into this toilet at all? ”
"Yes!"
When Hermione said this, the three of them reacted! It's true that they've been here for more than an hour, but not a single one of them has been here!
Ron asked, "Why?" Is there something wrong here? ”
Hermione said, "Crying myrtle! ”
"Ahh Who's that? Bruce asked, surprised.
At this moment, suddenly a sharp and angry voice sounded: "I am the crying myrtle!" ”
"Bang!"
"I'm CNM!"
Bruce's frightened scolding spurted out, and he almost didn't throw the tongs out of the pot! Ron and Harry sat on the ground in fright!
Just behind them, next to the toilet cubicle, a ghost girl floated and looked at them with an angry expression. She wears a pair of thick glasses, and what surprises the three of them the most is what she wears, ghosts at Hogwarts are as common as people, but those ghosts are very old, and they are almost always dressed in a medieval style, but this ghost girl who is about the same age as them is wearing Hogwarts robes, and she is also a Ravenclaw icon!
Bruce looked at her in surprise and asked, "She...... Who is she? ”
When Myrtle heard this, her expression became even more sad and floated to the top of the pillar washstand in the middle, looked at the three of them sadly, and said, "I don't expect you to know about me!" Who would think of the ugly, poor, sullen myrtle! ”
As she spoke, she choked up and cried!
Bruce hurriedly said, "I'm sorry! I don't think my words were malicious, in fact ......"
Words of mercy are even more heartbreaking! Wow! ”
Myrtle suddenly screamed like a mourner and flew towards the three of them, then plunged headlong into the toilet bowl and disappeared after making a splash!
"Huh!" Bruce looked at the toilet bowl in surprise and said with a smile, "She...... This way of exiting is really ...... Different! ”
"Eun!" Harry and Ron nodded in surprise.
Hermione said, "Don't say that about her! She's just a little sentimental! ”
Harry exclaimed, "Okay! It looks like it's really safe here! But Hermione, I'm curious to know how you found out about this? ”
Hermione glanced at him and uttered something that almost didn't kill the three of them!
"If you have too much water in your body, I think you'll go in even if it's in a haunted house, won't you?"
“……”
After another week, the polyjuice decoction was almost finished, provided they didn't make a mistake, of course! While the issue of the Chamber of Secrets has made Hogwarts much less laughing, it is reassuring to know that there has been no third victim so far.
One day, however, the great Professor Gilderoy Lockhart had a whim, and he approached Dumbledore with the idea of holding a fighting club in Defence Against the Dark Arts class, citing that "the Chamber of Secrets threatens the safety of the students, and he has no time to deal with such incidents"!
Dumbledore agreed, and not only that, but the students were eager to take the plunge! For this reason, the school even gave up the cafeteria and set up a walkway that looked like a "catwalk" for students to practice "wizard fighting"!
On this day, the defense against the dark arts class of the four academies, everyone came to the restaurant full of "passion"! Everyone gathered around the half-human-high "fighting ring" and discussed their ideas and "goals"!
"Humph! I've been waiting for this day for a long time! Ron held his "sword-shaped wand" and said excitedly, "I can finally beat Malfoy with the right name!" ”
Hermione reminded, "I'm very supportive, Ron! But Malfoy's spell is pretty good, so don't be careless! Shame in front of so many people...... Forehead! I don't think you miss the feeling of yelling letters, do you? ”
"Impossible!" Ron confidently said, "I can definitely beat him!" There is no doubt about it! ”
Hermione asked in surprise, "Where did he get his confidence!" ”
Bruce laughed, "Do you know what he's been doing these days?" ”
Hermione shook her head, and Harry explained with a smile, "Ever since I heard that there was going to be a fighting club, this guy has been running to the Room of Requirement to practice spells!" ”
"Oh! I said how can it be so quiet lately! Hermione teased.
"Hey! Hello everyone! ”
At this time, Zhang Qiu walked over and said hello with a smile!
Bruce laughed, "Oh! What a surprise, Senior Sister Zhang Qiu! It's been a long time since I've seen you! ”
Zhang Qiu smiled: "Yes! There have been so many roles that Professor Flitwick has been doing lately! I don't think he would have let us mess around like this if it weren't for this horrible thing! ”
"Mess around! Hehe! Hermione sneered, "I don't think it's a mess, books can't save you in the face of danger!" ”
Ron was surprised and said, "It's really unbelievable that comes out of your mouth...... Yes! Hiss! You're crazy, why are you stepping on me! ”
That's right, it is really unbelievable for Hermione, who is a top student and loves books, to say this, but Ron, who is a novice in love, will not know that he should not tell the truth at this time!
Zhang Qiu smiled and didn't care, and said, "That's right! Later, let's go on stage and compete! ”
"Competition?!" Bruce didn't want Hermione and Zhang Qiu to go up and fight, so he hurriedly said with a stinky fart: "Although it's rude to say this, I don't like to bully girls!" ”
"Humph!" Hermione glanced at him with disdain, and said, "The man who looks down on women is the most hateful, and he has the ability to see you on stage later!" ”
Zhang Qiu immediately smiled and said, "Okay! Count me in! Bruce, don't be beaten to tears by girls later! ”
Just as everyone was discussing it, Lockhart's appealing voice rang out!
"Classmate! Please be quiet, come here! Yes, so that you can see clearly! ”
However, Bruce thinks that the reason this guy is seen is to show off his new outfit!
Although it is a "fighting club", the main purpose of the double quotation marks is to teach students how to deal with danger, but Lockhart seems to have treated it as a personal catwalk. He was wearing a new and gorgeous set of classical clothes, with a cloak draped diagonally over his shoulders, and he really looked quite stylish.
He walked around the fighting ring a few times before stopping, and then pinched his waist with one hand and said, "Students! In light of the dark events of recent weeks, I asked Professor Dumbledore to start this dueling club! The purpose is naturally to take the opportunity to train everyone, so that one day you can protect yourself as calmly as I do! ”
"Here we go again!" Bruce said helplessly.
Harry laughed, "Forget it, just take it as a joke!" ”
Hermione was tempted to stop it, but she gave up on the idea at the thought of Lockhart's "masterpiece".
Lockhart unfastened his cloak and threw it out, causing a scramble among the girls, and then he nodded with satisfaction and said, "Next, let me introduce my assistant!" Professor Snape! ”
"Holy! No way! ”
"Oh my God! Snape actually agreed to be Lockhart's assistant! ”
"Merlin is on top, he must have drunk too much beer!