Chapter 14: See if I hammer you to death

Looking at the shrimp soldiers and crab generals who came up, Li Youcai shouted: "What are you doing, the prince just said that he won't embarrass me." ”

Crab: "What did Shizi tell you? And if you break the rules of the royal family, the prince has no right to spare you. ”

Li Youcai understood that this son was just coaxing that Lori.

It was impossible for him to sit still, so he immediately started the car, went on a rampage, and turned this group of shrimp soldiers and crabs into a shrimp crab.

Originally, he could have run away directly, but that Lori placed a round-trip order, and now that she is gone, it is not finished, and the score will be deducted.

Just when the scene was in chaos, a black Jiao quickly swam over from the Dragon Palace, shouting loudly as it came: "Who dares to disturb the order of my palace." ”

There are still a lot of water tribe troops behind this black jiao, and it is obvious that the crab saw that he couldn't take Li Youcai, so he called for backup.

Li Youcai saw that there were more and more people on the other side, so he also took out the phone and began to call people.

After the last East China Sea incident, Li Youcai carefully studied the "Rhapsody" software, and he found that there was actually a phone icon in the upper right corner of the software.

At first, Li Youcai thought it was used to contact passengers, but later he found that the icon was still lit up when there was no order.

He tried to dial it, and found that it was a distress call for the driver, and on the opposite side was a customer service lady with a sweet voice and a good attitude.

After that dial, the other party knew that Li Youcai was a rookie driver, and this call was only to try the function of the icon, and his attitude was still good, and said that this hotline would always be unblocked, and he could contact the headquarters at any time when he encountered danger, and the headquarters would send rescue in time.

And now Li Youcai is going to contact this young lady.

After Li Youcai pressed the icon, he threw the mobile phone directly into the passenger seat, and he didn't have time to do other operations, because with the increase of water tribes, Li Youcai needed to concentrate on driving, otherwise one would not be good, and the car would be overturned, and he would be planted.

The call went out immediately, and the other side was connected almost immediately.

It was still the sweet voice of the customer service: "Hello driver, I detected that you are running an order, and now you are at the gate of the Dragon Palace in the East China Sea, if you don't make a sound within ten seconds, we will directly send support." ”

The voice of the customer service was not loud, but it reached the ears of all the water tribes around them, and it was obvious that this was a reminder and a shock to them.

The black Jiao also seemed to be a little jealous, and said loudly: "It was your people who broke the rules of my dragon clan first, and refused to cooperate with us, and we were forced to do it helplessly." ”

The customer service did not have a regular meeting with Heijiao: "Master driver, please confirm your status, if you don't say anything again, we will send support." ”

Apparently the countdown has been going on, and the headquarters is about to send out a rescue.

As the voice of the customer service came out, the water tribe stopped the round-up under the signal of the black jiao, and Li Youcai finally freed up his hand to pick up the phone and replied: "I'm fine, those water tribes didn't say that I broke their rules, I just drove normally, and I didn't know the rules before." ”

Customer service: "The identity of the voice has been confirmed, driver, may I ask which rule the other party claims you have broken?"

Li Youcai: "They said that no living beings were allowed to swim in the sky above the Dragon Palace, and if I landed from the sky, I broke their rules and defiled their dragon clan." ”

Customer service: "Okay, may I ask if there are any dragon officials present?"

Before Li Youcai could speak, the black Jiao said loudly: "Ao Leng, the leader of the guard team stationed at the east gate of the East China Sea Dragon Palace, is here, if you have something to say." ”

Customer service: "Okay, Mr. Ao Leng, we have checked the contract between the company and the East China Sea Boundary, and there is no provision that you are not allowed to pass through the sky. Our driver was not at fault in this incident. If you would like to change the terms of the contract, please contact us in time and we will arrange a negotiation time. ”

Hei Jiao: "What kind of contract, the Dragon Palace is forbidden, this is a rule since ancient times, and your people will have to pay the price if they break our rules." ”

The tone of the customer service changed: "Are you planning to go to war?" Obviously it was still that voice, it was still extremely sweet just now, but now it makes people feel like falling into an ice cellar, even if he knows that this voice is coming out for himself, Li Youcai can't help but shudder.

Hei Jiao was stunned and didn't speak, and the customer service confirmed again: "Excuse me, is the East China Sea Realm going to war with my 'Rhapsody Company'?"

Hei Jiao reacted this time, and said inwardly: "You will go to war with us for a little driver?"

Customer service: "Yes. ”

The black Jiao shook its huge head and shouted, "I don't believe it, if there is a kind of you who will go to war." ”

Customer service: "Okay, declaration of war confirmed. Driver, we will send you back to the company's headquarters, this dispatch, will be treated as a normal completion, the remuneration will be paid by the company, will be paid to your account later, please check, I wish you a happy life, and then ......"

"Wait a minute......" Before the customer service's word "see" came out, an old voice came from the depths of the East China Sea Dragon Palace, "My East China Sea Dragon Clan has no intention of being an enemy of your company, this incident is purely a misunderstanding, there is indeed something wrong with the previous contract, and I will send a representative to negotiate with your company later." ”

As this voice came out, Hei Jiao's face showed a look of collapse.

Li Youcai didn't know how the black Jiao did it, in short, it did use a dragon face to express a collapsed look.

It seems that the belief in the "invincibility of the dragon clan" in its heart has completely collapsed.

Customer service: "Are you sure you want to take back the declaration of war?"

Dragon Boss: "Take it back, of course take it back." ”

The voice of the customer service softened and became sweet and touching again: "Okay, we are at the company headquarters, waiting for the arrival of the dragon envoy, and I would like to ask you to severely punish the culprit who almost provoked the war this time." Driver, for your fright, the company said very sorry, will give you compensation later, please check, if you encounter any problems, please contact us in time, I wish you a happy life, goodbye. ”

Li Youcai has now finally truly understood how good the "Rhapsody" company is.

Do you dare to touch my staff? Lao Tzu can't beat you to death.

For the first time, Li Youcai wanted to go to the company's headquarters to have a look.

He had always thought that it was an accident that he downloaded and registered the company's software, and that if he went to the headquarters, he would probably be judged as an illegal user or something.

Now it seems that the other party has identified himself as a regular employee, and he rushed to the fact that the other party almost started a war for himself and the world just now, and he should go over and take a look.

Li Youcai made up his mind here, but the water tribes outside didn't know what to do.

The voice that came from the depths of the Dragon Palace just now, Li Youcai didn't know it, but they had heard it, it was the voice of the Dragon Emperor of the East China Sea.

That was the supreme existence of the East China Sea Sea Realm, and it was the god of their East China Sea Clan.

Now, their gods have relented.

There was silence all around, and suddenly from the depths of the Dragon Palace, out of nowhere, a red light shot out.

This light shone directly on the black Jiao, so that the black Jiao could no longer make any movements, and then the red light took the black Jiao and withdrew together.

Although the black Jiao couldn't move, it could speak, and it shouted loudly as it went away: "I'm for the dragons, I'm for the dragons......"

The rest of the water tribes are all trembling, not knowing what to do.

Soon, another group of water tribes came and escorted all the water tribes who rounded up Li Youcai.

Now, there is only Li Youcai and one car left in this Longmen Square, and there is not even a gatekeeper.

Li Youcai pulled over and parked the car, and in order to prevent the dragon clan from having a backhand, he didn't plan to get out of the car.

The round-trip order on the phone hasn't been completed yet, and it hasn't been canceled, and I don't know if Lori doesn't know what's going on here.

Idle and bored, Li Youcai and Yang Yuhuan chatted with chat software.

Since this mobile phone downloaded "Rhapsody", it has been able to chat and make calls across borders.

Through Yang Yuhuan's popular science, Li Youcai knew that the gate of the Dragon Palace in front of him was the legendary Dragon Gate.

This is actually a test for the dragon clan to the water tribe under his command, the water tribes that can pass through the dragon gate are all strong and qualified, and even some water tribes with dragon blood can stimulate the power of the blood after passing the dragon gate to incarnate into a dragon.

This is where the legend of the carp jumping over the dragon gate comes from.

While the two were chatting happily, the black Lori came out of the dragon gate.

She didn't seem to be in a good mood, and she went straight to the back seat without saying hello, and said two words: "Drive." ”

Li Youcai said hello to Yang Yuhuan, started the car, and asked seemingly casually: "Beauty, what are you doing here in the East China Sea Dragon Palace?"

Lori glanced at Li Youcai and said coldly: "Blind date." ”

Li Youcai: "......"

It seems that this girl is an adult and is a legitimate Lori.

At the same time, Li Youcai also judged that this girl should not know that there was almost a war here just now.

If only she had known, she shouldn't have gotten into the car so calmly.

Li Youcai decided to be cheeky and inquire more about the news: "That son of the world is the object of a blind date with you? ”

Lori said coldly, "What's your business?" ”

I'm rubbing, I can't talk about it this day.

Li Youcai suppressed the anger in his heart, thinking in his heart, "This is for Yang Yuhuan, this is for Yang Yuhuan" and then continued to try to provoke the topic: "Don't say that, the customer is God." I don't think you're very satisfied with that son, so if you tell me what you're looking for, I might be able to help you. ”

Lori: "You say the customer is God?"

Li Youcai: "That's right. ”

Lori: "Then God is telling you to shut up now." ”

Li Youcai: "......"

Believe it or not, I'll spank you, you girl.

Li Youcai thinks that he has been driving for many years, and he can talk about anything, but today he met an opponent.

Just as Li Youcai was about to change his tricks and try again, Lori's mobile phone rang.

Then Li Youcai enjoyed a face-changing performance. From being cold to seeing the phone to show ecstasy, and then I don't know what to think of and mixed with a little shy face change.

Na Lori waited for a few seconds, and then answered the phone: "Hey, Brother Giant, hello." "The sound was completely different from before, the standard loli swish, and the cold death sound before were completely different concepts.

Not noticing Li Youcai's shock, Lori continued to call: "The garden made by Brother Giant is so beautiful, Pingping likes it the most, thank you Brother Giant." ”

"Well, okay, Brother Giant. ”

"Brother Giant, you ...... Have you had time lately? ”

"It's okay, it's okay, it's just that Pingping wants to invite you to dinner and thank you in person. ”

"Oh, you are busy first, business matters, let's go back and make an appointment. ”

"Okay, goodbye. ”

After answering the phone, Lori's mood was obviously lower, and Li Youcai, who witnessed all this, was quite shocked.

That giant still has such charm? Does she know the same giant I know?

Li Youcai decided to confirm: "The giant who built the wall for the Asa Divine Domain?"

Lori was obviously a little absent-minded: "What?"

Li Youcai: "The person who called you just now is not the giant who repaired the city wall for the Asa Divine Domain?"

Lori reacted and asked, "Do you know him?"

Li Youcai: "Yes, I still have to help him fight the lawsuit in a few days." ”

Lori: "What lawsuit?"

Li Youcai: "You don't know, I think your relationship is very good, I can't tell you this, telling you will violate other people's privacy." ”

Lori said fiercely: "If you don't say it, I'll give you a bad review." ”

Li Youcai said indifferently: "Then you have to think clearly, Brother Giant and I know each other well, aren't you afraid that I will say bad things about you?"

Seeing that the threat was ineffective, Lori immediately changed her strategy: "Handsome guy, you can help others, okay?" The pitiful eyes and the sneering tone were almost the same as just now.

Seeing this Lori's face-changing skill again, Li Youcai was shocked again, but he won't be fooled: "That's it, you do me a favor, and I'll tell you everything." ”

Lori asked vigilantly, "What's the busy?"

Li Youcai: "Your family arranged a blind date for you in the East China Sea Dragon Clan, so you must have acquaintances in the East China Sea Realm." ”

Lori is still very vigilant: "Yes, what's wrong?"

Li Youcai: "Two days ago, at the bottom of the East China Sea, not far from the entrance of the sea realm, there were more than a dozen disciples of the Hundred Swords Sect missing. I hope you can use your connections to help me find out if the East China Sea Dragon Palace is involved in this matter. ”

Lori: "That's all?"

Li Youcai: "That's all, as long as you can help me find out, I will not only tell you what the lawsuit is that the giant is going to fight, but I can also let you become a paralegal to participate, how about it?"

Lori's eyes lit up, and she nodded immediately: "Then it's decided." ”

After the agreement, Li Youcai told Lori in detail about the causes and consequences of the debt problem between the giant and the Aesir gods, and how he promised the giant to help him find a lawyer.

Through conversation, Li Youcai also knew that this Lori's name is Zhong Pingping, and she is the descendant of the Heavenly Master Zhong Kui, and the Zhong family is also a famous family in the underworld.

Even Zhong Tingting promised in her chest that if Li Youcai had any accident in the future and turned into a ghost and entered the underworld, she could ensure that he would be a little official in the underworld.

The two talked happily, and when they returned to the mortal world, Li Youcai left Zhong Pingping's phone number and asked her to go back and study the code of the gods, and let her be a lawyer's assistant at that time.

Sending Zhong Tingting away, Li Youcai's balance of yang life will be 90 years longer.

He called the giant, made sure that the giant was at home, and prepared the code of the gods, and Li Youcai immediately drove to Jotunheim.