Chapter 1: Brother Lei Split
Xu Rong's 38-year-old life is very similar to the "unlucky ghost of hell" in Zhang Jiahui's movie......
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Walking on the street, falling drink bottles can always hit him.
People spit casually, and they are likely to call in his face!
It's as if his head is attractive......
I often have no signal when watching TV, and the computer is disconnected when I play......
In short, unlucky!
In line with the principle of "knowing one's fate and changing one's life", his father found him a feng shui master to teach him the art of numeracy, but he didn't expect that he was expelled from the school because of Xu Rong's unintentional mistake......
Xu Rong, who was innocent and angry, escaped from his master's house and chose to be a hairdressing apprentice, and began a tragic hairdressing career......
And here, it used to be the highest beauty salon in Xishui City, which Xu Rong longed for.
Xu Rong back then originally wanted to enter this shop as an apprentice.
However, I happened to see an old man who had fallen here.
has always been kind-hearted, and there was no taboo to help the elderly at that time. Xu Rong saw the old man lying on the ground and no one cared about it in the cold winter, so he was moved by compassion and helped the old man up......
The old man was dressed in a yellow robe, like an old man, and gave Xu Rong a book, saying that he could help him change his fate and regain his life.
Xu Rong naturally didn't believe it, but he didn't want to go against the old man's wishes, so he accepted it.
What magical things that changed fate, naturally did not happen.
Twenty years have passed, and Xu Rong, who has turned over the "Green Capsule Sutra", although he has become more obsessed with Kanyu mathematics, has never been able to become the physiognomy of his dreams......
And this act of righteousness in his own heart became the excuse of the hairdresser's refusal to make him an apprentice, and the hairdresser usually would not accept such a blind person......
Just as Xu Rong was recalling this, a rumbling thunder came.
"The thunder in the winter won't come at me, right?"
Xu Rong, who has always been unlucky, inevitably felt apprehension.
"Click!"
A dazzling lightning bolt slashed at Xu Rong's head accurately!
Xu Rong's head was buzzing, and everything in his eyes was gradually changing in the blur......
It seems that the tall buildings are constantly getting shorter, and the people who are in a hurry are constantly retreating......
"Nima! No way? Unexpectedly unlucky to be split by Ere! ”
I don't know how long it took for Xu Rong, who was in a daze, to wake up......
"My life is really big enough, I can't die even if I am struck by lightning!"
After so many years of tragic fate, Xu Rong's state of mind has been extremely resolute.
Having said that, if it weren't for Xu Rong's always arrogant personality, he would have been so unlucky, and he might have cut himself off a long time ago!
"Huh? Strange! ”
Xu Rong suddenly found that the old man in the yellow robe who he had helped was standing not far from him, looking at him and smiling.
When Xu Rong looked at him in surprise, the old man smiled and nodded at him, then turned around and disappeared into the crowd......
Before Xu Rong could come to his senses, a mechanical voice appeared in his head......
"The phase master system is fully charged! Successfully docked with the host! ”
Host Name: Xu Rong.
Host Skill Attributes: None.
Host eight character modification: XX year, Ding X month, Jia X day, XX time.
Physiognomy level: Rookie.
Hairdresser Level: Beginner.
Prestige: 125/9998
Merit: 1/99
World Background: A world where the system changed randomly 20 years ago.
Starter Pack: A treasure chest. A delusional charm. A painting skills book.
……
An interface like a mobile phone screen appeared in Xu Rong's mind......
"What is this? Could it be the system in the novel? I got the system? And, changed my Bazi? It's also reborn! It's not a dream, is it? “
Xu Rong is not only a ninth-rate hairdresser, but also has learned some fortune-telling skills, and is also a fan of online novels.
Of course you know, what the system stands for!
Raised his arm, slapped himself twice, and found that Xu Rong, who was in pain, knew that this was not a dream!
For a while, Xu Rong didn't know what it was like.
Although when he got the "Green Capsule Sutra", he also fantasized about changing his tragic fate.
The disillusionment was shattered again and again, and he had already died of his heart.
However, just when he no longer expected it, God gave him a big gift!
Rebirth, system, all here!
For a while, Xu Rong cried and laughed, with mixed feelings.
I don't know how long it took to calm down my excitement.
The system seemed to be able to sense his emotions, and at this moment, a mechanical voice was heard......
"Main quest: Accumulate prestige and merit. Become a great physiognomy! “
"Side Quest: Make Up for the Regrets of Your Past Life and Wanton Your Workplace!"
"Instant task: walk into the hair salon in front of you and successfully apply. Time limited to three hours, the clock begins! “
"Eh~eh~" Xu Rong asked in his heart: "What happens if the task is not completed?" Am I not going to be a physiognomy teacher? Have a relationship with a hairdresser? Also, aren't all systems invincible? Isn't it okay to just turn me into a great physiognomy master? “
System: "If the mission fails, you will lose the system and go back to twenty years later." This system is an auxiliary system to help the host become a phase master, not an invincible system! “
Xu Rong secretly slandered: "I gave a system, but it was a garbage system!" “
System: "If the host doesn't like it, you can uninstall it immediately and return to the old world!" “
Xu Rong: "...... Forget it, let's just use it! “
What Xu Rong didn't know was that his series of performances, including helping the elderly, being struck by lightning, slapping himself, crying and laughing......
It's all in the eyes of the staff and customers of Alice......
"Kindness is struck by lightning? Still can't die? What do I see? “
"It's a psychopath, isn't it? Crying, laughing, and slapping yourself! “
"If you take a big work box, it won't be a peer, right?"
"No, it's okay, just don't come to our store!"
……
Just when they were talking, Xu Rong, the "Brother Lei Split" who had been split into explosive hair by lightning, was walking towards here with a smile......
"Wouldn't it? Did you really come to us to apply? Li Yan, the manager of the hairdressing department, hurriedly greeted him......
"What do you want to do?" Li Yan looked at Xu Rong with a wary expression.
Xu Rong looked at Li Yan with a big face, and remembered what the system had said to him to accumulate experience by looking at people.
secretly said in his heart: "Big head, thick neck, not big money, it's ...... No, this is a hairdresser, where did the guy come from? “
"I'm here to apply!" Xu Rong replied.
The voice of the system sounded in Xu Rong's mind: "There is a mistake in looking at the appearance, deduct points 1, now points -1, points -10, uninstall the system!" “
Xu Rong scolded in his heart: "Other people's systems are all hosts, how can I, a loser's system, do against me everywhere?" “
At this time, Li Yan said in a flash: "I'm sorry, we don't recruit people!" “
'Not hiring? Isn't my mission a failure? How's that going to work? ’
Xu Rong is not an 18-year-old newborn calf on the surface, he has 38 years of survival experience, pointed to the recruitment revelation on the glass, and said: "This has not been posted for a long time, right?" There's a report phone number on it! “
Li Yan blushed and said, "That, I'm sorry, I forgot, you come in and try it!" “
Li Yan, who said this in her mouth, thought in her heart that she would hang Xu Rong for a day and let him retreat......
Xu Rong, who followed Li Yan into Alice's hair salon, found that the feng shui layout here was really not flattering.
The red and white floor tiles on the ground, the dome arranged above the head according to the direction of the gossip, and all kinds of fortune ornaments are placed everywhere......
The most unsuccessful thing was to put a movable screen in front of the stairs to go up!
"Huh? I seem to have become different! “
Although Xu Rong said that he had learned the art of Kanyu in the past, he would never see the many taboos of a local feng shui bureau so easily.
"It seems that maybe, what I got was not a garbage system!"
Sure enough, Xu Rong felt that the things he had learned in the past and some metaphysical theories that came from nowhere were constantly merging in his mind......
In an empty mirror platform, I saw my young self, although Xu Rong was prepared, he was so shocked that his mouth opened wide!
Hurriedly went to the bathroom to wash his messy hair, and when he came back, he used a hair dryer to make a shape for himself, and after sitting down, Xu Rong felt tired.
Although there were less than three hours left on the mission, Xu Rong still fell asleep in a daze.
I don't know how long it took, the sound of the quarrel came, waking up the confused Xu Rong......
"How is this hair made? Can I still go out and meet people? “
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry! I'll do it again for you......"
Xu Rong glanced at the time and slept for an hour!
"Oops! There is still more than an hour to go, and the application fails, and it will all become a dream! What rebirth, system, will all disappear! What am I going to do? “
The system didn't make a sound, and Xu Rong could only rely on himself to get through this test!