Lin Xiaofei's eyes were full of a mysterious meaning. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo.t.

Lan Lan, you must not have anything to do, if something happens, I will pick Zhao Dakui's skin.

His eyes narrowed slightly, and he looked at Zhao Dakui in the distance.

Over there, Zhao Dakui and Li Youcai showed a hint of smugness on their faces, as if they were holding the victory.

But isn't it, just now these people have great expectations for Lin Xiaofei.

After such a stirring, this Lin Xiaofei can't be washed clean, or I'm scheming.

Zhao Dakui's eyes were unexpectedly full of madness.

"Village chief, isn't it time to start, don't give this kid a chance."

Li Youcai whispered in Zhao Dakui's ear.

Zhao Dakui's eyes flashed with a hint of ruthlessness, nodded, walked to the front desk with a slight groan, patted the microphone and said: "Ahem, now I announce the official start of the election voting, and now the vote-tellers will start counting the votes." ”

The results of the voting here have come out, and after the ballot box is opened, the results will be announced.

As Zhao Dakui announced the start of the vote, the scene once again fell into a warm atmosphere.

But the result, which was already very clear, suddenly became confusing because of Lin Xiaofei's report.

Several candidates have been listed, and below is a count of the votes of each voter.

There are four boxes with the names of the candidates written on them, and the votes are counted by the tellers, who then count the votes.

The teller walked to the front desk and got ready, the head of the fat suit set off by a brass bell, cleared his throat, "Don't make any noise, everyone, you are all ready to fill in the ballot, I announce ......"

Halfway through the sentence, the teller's tie was twisted to the side by the wind.

Hahaha!

Looking at the teller below, it was a little funny, and there was a burst of laughter.

"Mistakes, mistakes!"

The teller straightened his tie and was about to read it, when he suddenly felt that something was wrong.

"Who's fucking hungry or what's the matter, this stomach screams like a toad."

This voice was very abrupt in the huge hall, and everyone present heard it.

At this time, there was a sudden "boom", and the teller held his stomach and let out a stinky fart.

Hmm, it stinks!

The villagers in front of them were so smoked that they covered their noses.

"Eh, eh, I can't hold it back!"

The teller clutched his stomach and shouted.

For a while, the scene was a little chaotic, and everyone scrambled to see what was going on in front of them.

The elders with their necks stretched out wanted to see what was happening in front of them.

"What's the mess, what's going on?" Zhao Dakui walked over with a stinky face at this time.

"This guy has a stomach upset, I can't hold it back!" The teller pointed at the teller and covered his mouth and snickered.

"A bunch of garbage, he can't do it, you give it to me!"

Zhao Dakui was a little irritable, he didn't allow this vote to be terminated, this was a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.

Now in this situation, you can only catch who let whom.

"Me?" The teller asked, pointing to himself.

"It's you, hurry up and get me up."

Zhao Dakui kicked the teller up.

When the teller saw that someone was replacing him, he hurriedly crawled in the direction of the latrine.

"Look at his virtue, it's like he hasn't been to the toilet in eight lifetimes!"

"After so many farts, I think eighty percent of them are uncomfortable."

But then, something strange happened, and the teller came up less than five seconds.

Just holding your stomach and screaming there......

Eh, eh!

"What's wrong with that?"

"Stomach aches!"

The teller rolled on the ground clutching his stomach.

There's no way, it looks like it can't be on, and then a few people come up to replace it.

After coming and going, the people on this stage have changed several times.

But one after another, these people seem to have fallen into evil, and they all have stomach troubles.

This situation left the villagers waiting for the results dumbfounded.

"What's going on, stomach upset can be contagious?"

"Fuck it, I think these guys must have done something immoral and have been punished."

"It seems that God is not happy with this village chief, is it for us to choose Lin Xiaofei?"

Looking at the strange things on the platform one after another, these villagers couldn't help but be suspicious.

It's okay to say if it's one or two diarrhea.

But all the five or six people who went up one after another were sick to their stomachs, and none of them ran.

That shows one thing, what Zhao Dakui did was unpopular.

"I see, it's what Zhao Dakui did that people and gods are angry about, so he will be punished at this time!"

Tian Erdan's statement instantly won the support of many people.

"Village Chief, what should I do?"

Li Youcai looked at the few people waiting by the thatched house holding their stomachs, and his heart was a little furious.

"Why don't you go over and have money?" Zhao Dakui looked at Li Youcai and said busily.

When Li Youcai heard that Zhao Dakui let him go, his face turned green with fright, and his hands were like fans, "I can't do this matter from the village chief, I'm timid!" ”

Seeing that Li Youcai didn't want to go, Zhao Dakui grabbed a few village officials around him and let them go.

Who knows that these village officials look at the army lined up outside the thatched house, and they don't want to go alive or dead.

At this time, the atmosphere became awkward, and no one in the village committee was willing to sing the votes.

"What kind of vote do you want me to see, go back to your own house, find your own mother."

"That is, the people in the village committee are all group cowards, how can they lead us like this."

The villagers, who were waiting to vote, were a little impatient and started to cheer.

Zhao Dakui's face was a little ugly at the moment, and when he caught a glimpse of a smile on the corner of Lin Xiaofei's mouth not far away, a touch of madness suddenly appeared on his face.

"Paralyzed, Lao Tzu himself is on it, it's all waste!"

Zhao Dakui pushed away a few people around him, and he was ready to go on his own.

"Hey, village chief, be careful......" Li Youcai was also about to remind Zhao Dakui.

But before Li Youcai's voice fell, Zhao Dakui was already holding his stomach and screaming on stage.

Eh, eh!

One after the other became more intense, and the cry like an old donkey resounded throughout the venue.

"This Zhao Dakui has also been tricked!"

"You deserve it, you have done too much to lack morality, and it hurts this turtle grandson to death!"

There is no shortage of people who are very ruthless Zhao Dakui below, and when they see him like this, they are naturally very happy.

But this is not the end, Zhao Dakui screamed more than a scream, and then rolled on the ground.

"Damn, it hurts to death, Lin Xiaofei, is it you a rabbit cub!"

"No, this is called self-inflicted iniquity, and you can't live!"

Lin Xiaofei stroked the corners of his mouth, and a comfortable smile appeared on his face.

As the smile on Lin Xiaofei's face became stronger, Zhao Dakui suddenly screamed, and then feces and urine flowed together.

I actually defecated**.

For a while, the venue was stinking.

Hey, it stinks!

Zhao Dakui, it's so shameless, he actually defecates everywhere!