Cheng Qiang never dreamed that the way he ended his life would be so bloody!

As a "heroic" people's policeman, he has always hid when there is difficulty and shrunk when there is danger, and such a "shrewd" way of dealing with the world was shattered in the second year he joined the industry. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

The headline in the newspaper: "The People's Police Bravely Sacrificed Their Lives to Save the Hostages".

Looking at this title, Cheng Qiang really wants to cry without tears!

All right! Here's what happened in the real world.

That morning, Cheng Qiang had a delicious breakfast, and while enjoying the "caressing" of the sun in the courtyard of the police station, he looked at the "Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone" he had just bought. After a while, their captain suddenly notified everyone to assemble urgently.

For a while, all the police officers gathered in the courtyard, and then the captain explained the reason, a group of robbers robbed the bank this morning, and now the police blocked the bank, and they took a hostage in their hands, and the purpose of Chengren was to reinforce them.

Although Cheng Qiang is usually cautious in dealing with the world, since he is a policeman, he has to be worthy of the word police. So Cheng Qiang set off with a shake of the wind, anyway, it is the job of the armed police to deal with these things, and their task is to maintain order and deal with the aftermath and other work.

After arriving at the hijacked bank, Cheng Qiang found that the situation was even more serious than they thought.

A robber pointed a gun at the head of an old man and shouted arrogantly: "Give the labor and management a car, and the police will all back off for me!" Otherwise, I'll kill this old man!" ”

These are all old routines, usually those unskilled robbers will do this, but the key is the hostage, the old man is now with his eyes closed and his face is pale, and he looks like he will burp at any time. It turned out that the hostage actually had a heart attack, because he was kidnapped and had a recurrence of heart disease at this time, even if the robbers didn't do it, he was in danger.

The armed police are already in place, and negotiations are no longer possible at present, and sniping is the best way. But the current situation of the hostages clearly cannot "add fuel to the fire". Therefore, after negotiation, the police were willing to change a "passerby" to be a hostage for the uncle.

The robber readily agreed, and he also saw that the old man would hang up at any time, and that the robber was not stupid enough to take a dead man hostage.

But the key is who goes, not all of them...... It should be said that most people are not willing to be heroes. What about Chengqiang? Naturally, he was playing soy sauce on the side, joking that he didn't even take his wife, and he hadn't finished reading the book he just bought, so he didn't want to be a hero at this time.

"! Nobody goes I'll go! One of the commanders of the armed police said angrily.

As soon as he said this, Cheng Qiang was about to give him a thumbs up, when he suddenly felt that someone was pushing him behind his back, so he stood up...... Stand out very conspicuously! “

"Good! It's a man! That's you! The self-proclaimed armed policeman said admiringly.

Cheng Qiang was stunned: "Damn!" How tmd is it! Someone pushed out when he was labor-oriented! ”

But who was willing to listen to his explanation at this time, so Cheng Qiang was "forced" by his teammates to be pushed into the "arms" of the enemy!

Although it is not voluntary, it is like this, and Cheng Qiang can only pray that the armed policeman who is responsible for shooting will be more accurate!

But the end! Everybody knows! Otherwise, that newspaper would not have appeared, that's right, Cheng Qiang sacrificed!

As soon as he thought of this incident, Cheng Qiang wanted to cry without tears: "Is there anything more unjust than the death of labor and management?" ”

Look at your own corpse...... That's right, you heard it right! Cheng Qiang is indeed looking at his corpse, as for the reason? It's the two men in black and white suits and sunglasses next to him!

Seven days after Cheng Qiang's consciousness disappeared, that is, an hour ago, Cheng Qiang opened his eyes again. At first, he thought that he had escaped death and was overjoyed, but the sudden sound made Cheng Qiang almost scared to death again!

"Cheng Qiang, male, 26 years old, died for saving people, note: involuntary!"

Wait a minute! Cheng Qiang found that there were two guys in black and white suits and sunglasses standing next to him. Where did they come from? And what about the "note: involuntary"?

"Here's your information, you check it! Sign it if you're right! The man handed over a document and said.

Cheng Qiang took it in a daze, and was about to sign when he suddenly reacted and said, "That's not right! I'll sign it! Who are you? What's going on? ”

The man in black said coolly, "You're dead, we're here to pick you up!" ”

"I'm dead! Hehe! Cheng Qiang laughed and didn't take this seriously at all, he smiled and asked, "Could it be that you are black and white?" ”

"That's right! We are black and white! The man in black said.

Cheng Qiang was stunned for a moment, and the man in white said: "The document in your hand is your life's experience, you can sign it if there is no problem!" We are still waiting to see Leslie Cheung's concert! ”

Cheng Qiang felt that the two were not joking, and hurriedly looked at the document in his hand hoping to get an answer. Sure enough, it clearly recorded Cheng Qiang's life, and even he peeked at it when he was a child......

After reading it, Cheng Qiang was stunned and said in a daze: "I...... I'm dead! ”

"That's right! You're dead! The man in black said.

The man in white said impatiently: "If you die, you will die, and you can't change it!" Alright, come with us! ”

"No!" Cheng Qiang hurriedly said: "I can't die!" I still haven't finished reading a book, and my parents are still waiting for me to have grandchildren...... Phew! It's to marry a daughter-in-law and have a grandson! I have wronged the two impermanence brothers! ”

Hei Wuchang looked at Cheng Qiang with contempt, and said, "Look at your virtue, you are still a policeman!" ”

"Damn!" Cheng Qiang was not happy, anyway, he died and became bolder, he pointed to the black and white impermanence of his nose, and said angrily: "The police can't be so virtuous...... Phew! The police can't cry out! I'm wronged! By the way, you two must have done it on purpose! From the time I watched the Legend of the New White Lady, I knew you weren't good people! ”

"Stop! Stop! Bai Wuchang hurriedly said: "Big brother, you take the TV series seriously!" ”

Cheng Qiang glared at the two of them and said, "I'll take it seriously, what's the matter!" ”

And then like a child, he kept rolling on the ground and shouting grievances!

"It's unreasonable! I've been framed by two ghosts! ”

Hei Wuchang looked at Cheng Qiang speechlessly and asked, "Big brother, what should I do?" ”

Bai Wuchang was also very helpless, and said, "The old way! Just carry it back! ”

So the two, no! The two ghosts directly tied Chengren up with a rope.

Cheng Qiang's ghost is definitely not the opponent of the two ghosts, so he can only shout at the top of his voice: "Someone! The ghost almost started beating people! I'm going to the Jade Emperor to sue you! Go and invite the Buddha! O Lord! Your good people have been bullied...... Nima! Tie it up! Why are you still tying labor and capital into a "small action movie"-style! ”

Inside the palace of Hades...... It should be said that inside the Hades office!

The times are advancing, and the underworld is developing again! The current underworld is not the era of Sun Dasheng, absolutely modernized! There are all high-tech iPhones and computers, and even ghosts are dressed up as "Men in Black"-style hanging!

Did you see the guy above wearing a black tunic with a big back? That's right, it's Hades, the director and CEO of the underworld!

Although Cheng Qiang realized very horizontally just now, he became honest in front of the king of Hades. Just kidding, this is Cheng Qiang's grandmother who has been scaring people with him since she was a child. After all this time, the shadow area is still so large!

"Ahem!" Chairman Yan coughed lightly and said, "Report your name, the cause of death, and ...... Kindness! ”

At this time, Hades found out that something was wrong, how could he go out and become a black and white sharp brother after a trip to black and white impermanence! The messy hairstyle, the paw prints on the face, and the messy suit can make the chairman angry!

"Bang!"

Hades slapped his palm on the desk and asked angrily, "Why are you two so virtuous, do you have a bit of collective consciousness!" What does the office rule say, the clothing must be neat and tidy during the office! Look at the two of you and disgrace me! ”

Black and white impermanence looked at the silent initiator in front of him, but he couldn't say it because of his suffering!

“…… I'll settle accounts for you later! Hades finally stopped cursing for an hour and asked, "How did this man die?" ”

When Hei Wuchang heard this, he immediately squeezed his eyes at the chairman, but he didn't expect it......

"fu@ck your mother! Throw electricity at me! Hades said angrily.

Hei Wuchang was really about to cry now, and hurriedly explained: "Chairman, he is the one!" ”

"That one? Who's that...... Kindness! Hades hurriedly looked at Cheng Qiang and asked, "Are you Cheng Qiang?" ”

Cheng Qiang didn't understand whether this Lord of Yama didn't take medicine today or what, but since he asked, let's answer honestly!

"Lord Yama! Precisely! Cheng Qiang said respectfully.

"Oops!" Lord Yan hurriedly walked over, helped Cheng Qiang up, licked his face and said with a smile: "It turned out to be Brother Cheng!" Ha ha! ”

"Huh!" Cheng Qiang looked at the Lord of Yama in front of him and hurriedly wiped his eyes, and said in his heart: "Damn!" Could it be that Lord Yama used to change his face from Xuechuan drama! ”

"Brother Cheng, are you still comfortable on the way here? Did you feel too uncomfortable when you died? Hades asked with concern.

"That! Lord Hades! Cheng Ren hurriedly interrupted the other party's goosebump-making concern and asked, "Could it be that my ancestor is on an errand in the underworld!" ”

"Nope!" Lord Yama said with a smile.

"Then I'm a good person who has practiced for ten lifetimes?" Cheng Qiang asked again.

"No! You were a tongjian ...... with people in your last life."

"Stop!" Cheng Qiang hurriedly interrupted the other party's interruption, okay! It's such a thing that I co-authored in my last life!

Then Cheng Qiang asked curiously: "Then why are you so good to me?" Or is it the case when everyone dies? ”

Hades smiled and said, "How come? Others certainly don't, but you're a VIP customer! ”

"That's not right! Ghosts! Cheng Qiang was suspicious: "It's definitely not that simple!" Also VIP customers, who is it! ”

Cheng Qiang said with a smile: "Lord Yama, if you have something to say, just say it!" Don't be so polite, we're all our own people! ”

"Yes, yes!" Lord Yan touched his nose with some embarrassment, and said in his heart: "I can't hide from the fifteenth year of junior high school, so I just told this kid directly!" Big deal, give him some good! ”

Hades smiled and said, "Actually, it's like this!" Our dungeon's computer system was invaded by a virus, so something went wrong and confused you with that damn man, so ......"

"Okay!" Chengren angrily interrupted Hades's words and said, "I knew there were ghosts! You killed me as a co-author! Damn, don't say anything, go to see the Jade Emperor for me! ”