Chapter 85: Before the Appointment
Wei Shuo explained for a long time before Xiahou understood. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info It would be normal if these words happened when Xia Liu and Wei Shuo were arguing, but Wei Shuo knew that Xia Hou was serious and definitely not joking. Later, Wei Shuo realized that he had misunderstood the phrase "you are interested in men". Xiahou only regarded men as a species alongside cats and dogs.
Xia Hou began to introduce Zhang Xian, they were students in the same grade, and they had met a few times. Zhang Xian is a celebrity in the Foreign Language Institute, because everyone says that he is sick and never talks to people. Zhang Xian has only one good friend, named Xuanyuan Hao, I heard that he is a rich boy and a bold person, but I don't know how these two people met and became a pair of close friends. Both of them are second-year students in the School of Foreign Languages, and they started a table tennis club in the School of Foreign Languages.
Wei Shuo commented: "It's really emotional, which of them is attacking and who is suffering." After Wei Shuo finished speaking, he thought secretly, Zhang Xian is not like Xiaoshou, Xuanyuan Hao, it is not like listening to the name, are they both offensive and defensive? Wei Shuo was thinking wildly, and saw Xia Hou looking at him blankly with his eyelids pulled. Wei Shuo smiled and said, "Say a word you don't understand?" ”
Xiahou stretched his waist and said, "Who doesn't understand it now?" When I'm an idiot, you're really bored, they're not what you think they are. ”
To be honest, Wei Shuo really didn't know what Xia Hou knew and didn't know anything, sometimes his thinking was vigorous and sometimes he was stunned, fortunately he didn't meet Xia Hou often, otherwise he would have been delirious by Xia Hou's leaping thinking. Wei Shuo said to Xia Hou: "Back to the topic just now, how do we draw out the Demon Master?" ”
Xia Hou suddenly smiled proudly, "Recently, my kung fu has improved again, do you want to fight with me?" ”
Wei Shuo shook his head when he heard this, and said, "If you are sick, you should compare with your family's prosperity, and I will not accompany you." ”
Xia Hou looked a little lost and said, "How can I be willing to make a fortune." ”
Wei Shuo glared when he heard this, looked at Xia Hou angrily and said, "Your sister! Are you willing to hit me? Use Lao Tzu as a sandbag! ”
Xia Hou scratched his head and said, "Otherwise, we will walk around the streets more these days, and if we meet a little demon, we can move around." ”
Wei Shuo nodded and said, "I've known you for so long, so this sentence is reliable." ”
Saying goodbye to Xiahou, Wei Shuo said to the wristband, "Xiaoxia, did you hear me?" "This is Xiaoxia's whim, and he has turned on a function for his wristband - walkie-talkie. Wei Shuo can speak directly to Xiaoxia through the wristband. Wei Shuo knew that Xiaoxia was smart and wanted her to help come up with ideas.
Coming to the hut and listening to Wei Shuo's narration, Xiaoxia nodded and said, "If you plan to find a monster, you might as well let me pretend." ”
Wei Shuoqi said: "You pretend?" How do you pretend? ”
Xiaoxia smiled slightly and began to take off her clothes.
Wei Shuo looked red-faced, and although he was looking forward to it, he still asked, "What are you going to do?" ”
Xiaoxia was slightly puzzled and said, "Transform, turn into a monster for you to see." What should I do if I break my clothes without taking off my clothes, I will have to go out in a while. ”
Wei Shuo thought that this was indeed the case, and then, Wei Shuo watched as Xiaoxia stripped herself naked in a daze, and unconsciously began to swallow saliva. He almost couldn't help but rush up and press Xiaoxia to the ground, suddenly, Xiaoxia's body was red, Wei Shuo watched her body grow bigger and taller and grow hair, and a red fox more than one person tall appeared in front of him like this.
At the end of the transformation, Xiaoxia's voice came out of the fox's mouth, "How do you look, it looks like a vicious monster." ”
Wei Shuo swallowed the last mouthful of saliva heavily, and said with difficulty: "Although it is, why do I still have the urge to ride on you?" ”
"I hate it~, it's always not serious to speak."
Wei Shuo explained, "I'm talking about you like a mighty mount, used for transportation. ”
In fact, he wanted to say that Xiaoxia is omnipotent and can be used day and night. It's like he's always suspected one thing, Diao Chan and Chitu have never appeared at the same time, will there be a hidden secret, why did Lu Bu disappear when he was caught Diao Chan? Why did Guan Yu get the red rabbit and spread the scandal between him and Diao Chan? Why does Lu Bu love Diao Chan so much, but he is only a concubine among two wives and one concubine, why does Diao Chan have no children. Could it be that Diao Chan is also a monster? Is it a marten or a cicada? It's so tangled.
Xiaoxia turned back into a human form, picked up her clothes and put them on in front of Wei Shuo, this one is really thrilling. Xiaoxia said: "It takes a lot of demonic power to maintain the beast form, and I won't change it if I don't encounter an emergency." ”
Wei Shuo suddenly thought of something and told her about going to an appointment at night.
Sure enough, Xiaoxia pondered for a moment after hearing the truth and said, "I also think there is a problem, so it's better to be careful." ”
Wei Shuo said, "So this is not discussed with you." ”
Xiao Xia hesitated for a moment and said: "Longtan Tiger's Den is still a gentle trap, you have to go to know that if you encounter danger, as long as you raise your left hand and shout 'appear, obey my call', two of our sisters will appear in front of you to help you." ”
Xiao Xia did not hesitate to apply the coordinates of the summoning spell to Wei Shuo's wristband.
In the afternoon class, the three of them surrounded Wei Shuo and asked him, and Ying Zhong said, "Tell me honestly, what did the queen say to you." ”
I didn't expect them to be very well-informed, could it be that they also saw the scene of the cafeteria in the tailgating team at that time. If there is an opportunity to stimulate them, Wei Shuo will certainly not let it go, Wei Shuo said bluntly: "She wants me to chase her." Wei Shuo didn't boast that the queen was going to chase her, so I'm afraid no one would believe it. After all, with the queen's appearance, it is not too much to ask ten or eight boys to chase after her, it is just to give the admirers a chance.
The three of them were very frustrated when they heard this, and complained about why the queen was blind, and Ying Zhong demanded, "If you meet, shall we go to the class?" ”
Being able to get close to the queen is what these fans dream of, usually there is no chance, there are too many boys who claim to be bodyguards, and now they finally have a chance to win the bell and others, how can they let it go. What he didn't expect was that Wei Shuo agreed when he heard this, which caused Ying Zhong and the others to be ecstatic.
Wei Shuo secretly begged, anyway, I won't tell you, but you still want to use this as a condition. Wei Shuo said in a slightly hesitant tone, "It's just-."
Hearing the following, the three of them immediately contained it, staring at Wei Shuo intently. Wei Shuo coughed and said in a deep voice: "I only bring people who can help, this person must have extraordinary experience in the love field, the so-called flowers have been in the bush, not a little incense." Now test your level and come up with a very simple question. ”
Everyone didn't know what medicine Wei Shuo was selling in the gourd, but they knew that Wei Shuo was embarrassing them, and they were all unconvinced and eager to wait for the next step.
As he spoke, Wei Shuo pointed to a dinosaur girl in the far corner, and said with a wicked smile: "Before class, whoever can chase her will be the winner, how about it, the difficulty is very low." ”
The three of them looked at each other, no one expected Wei Shuo to be so obscene, you push me, I push you, and no one moves. Wei Shuo's purpose is to make them change the topic and retreat, and if they refuse directly, they will appear that they are not interesting enough, although they really don't want to be interesting enough.
Ying dang stabbed Xia Liu, "I'll leave it to you, my brother won't fight with you." ”
Xia Liu said: "Brother, what you said, if you like it, I'll say it for you." ”
Ah Ren said fairly, "Let's guess the boxing, whoever loses will be up." ”
Xia Liuchai boxing was the weakest, and immediately interrupted: "Don't say it so disgusting, what do you mean?" ”
Ah Ren knew that he was messing around, so he said unhurriedly: "You are really lewd, Shang is the same as the whole, it is a multifunctional verb, and in our current language environment, "Shang" means to chase." ”
Xia Liu argued: "Can this be replaced casually, according to what you say, "The Girl We Chased Together in Those Years" won't become "The Girl We Went to Together in Those Years", you still have my beautiful childhood." ”