The Chu people have spears and shields, and they say: "The strength of my shield is that things can't be trapped." Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 info" also praised its spear and said: "The benefits of my spear are all trapped in things." Or say, "What is the spear of the son and the shield of the trap?" "His people can also respond. The shield that cannot be trapped and the spear that is not trapped cannot stand together in the world.

Looking at Xiao Lori's ignorant eyes, Zhang Zai smiled, and then began to tell the story.

"In the past, during the Warring States Period, there was a man in the State of Chu who sold spears and shields, and he first boasted of his shield, saying: "My shield is so strong that no matter what spear you use, you can't pierce it!" Then he boasted about his spear, saying: "My spear is so sharp that no shield can be pierced by it!" ”

Then some people asked him, "What would happen if you pierced your shield with your spear?" The man was dumbfounded. A shield that cannot be pierced by any spear and a spear that can be pierced by any shield cannot appear together at the same time. That's the paradox.

Maybe what Zhang Zai said was too profound. Little Lori still has the same look in her eyes that I don't understand what you say.

"It's okay if you don't understand, just remember it, and when you grow up, you'll understand." Zhang Zai smiled and did not forcibly instill these things into the little girl. There are some things that can be understood naturally as we get older.

"Your face is ready." Not long after Zhang Zai returned to his seat, a young man walked out with a bowl of beef noodles. Gently placed it in front of Zhang Zheng. It seems very polite.

"Wow, there's a lot of beef here." Looking at the slowly layered beef in the bowl, Zhang Zai's eyes widened. This boss is really human. Zhang Zai decided, and he will come here to eat noodles in the future.

Zhang Zai is eating happily here, and the Internet is also noisy. Now in Zhang Zheng's microcircle, there are at least two or three hundred thousand online active people. When they saw Zhang Zaifa's microcircle, at first, they were all confused.

As a public figure, it is rare for Zhang Zai to scold the street in public, and it is even rarer to scold by name. Many die-hard fans have carefully read Zhang Zaifa's microcircle. I want to know why my idol is so angry.

But when they saw Zhang Zaifa's microcircle, one by one they couldn't sit still. Then he scolded,

"I have a sentence about Rinnima, too, and I'm going to talk about it now."

"I also have a sentence of Rinnima, and I'm going to talk about +1 now."

"I also have a sentence of Nyima, and I'm going to talk about +5 right now."

"This contradiction, I remember it was Han Feizi's. Did I learn a fake language? ”

"Hehe, the picture of the foreigner who is still worthy, the editor-in-chief, this foreigner is your father."

"Something that owes a flatten, if this deflated calf is left in our Gada, he will definitely not see the sun tomorrow."

"Zhang Zheng scolded well this time, brother against you."

"None of you have found the point, the problem is that this contradictory explanation is not correct. Everyone must know what the central idea of the contradiction is, but if you look at the explanation in this book, I go, I want to hit someone after reading it. Is the editor-in-chief illiterate? ”

"How can this kind of person who has not graduated from junior high school be the editor-in-chief. Say, how much money did you give. ”

"The upstairs said this, it seems like this, I also guess he didn't graduate from junior high school. I wonder what the current Education Bureau looks like. ”

Netizens not only scolded, but also kept forwarding. No one knows how great the power of hundreds of thousands of people to act is, but in less than an hour, the entire microcircle, basically everyone knows about the Chinese textbooks for primary school students.

"Check it for me, check it right away. Who wrote this language textbook? Dispose of it in accordance with the law. "In the office of the director of the Education Bureau, Mencius Province is furious. There is such a big thing in the microcircle. He's not a fool, how could he not know.

When he looked at the article posted by Zhang Zai, his first reaction was not that Zhang Zai was looking for fault, nor was it that the Education Bureau was going to carry any blame this time, but laughed angrily.

"Got it, Director." The secretary looked at the thunderous and angry Governor Mencius, and after answering, he walked out of the office directly, and then made a phone call.

"This is my personal dereliction of duty, to accept the duty of the people. As the head of the Education Bureau, I will take all responsibility for this matter. Please rest assured that the Education Bureau will give you a satisfactory answer to this matter. "Looking at the Chinese textbooks, it is becoming more and more intense on the Internet. Mencius Province took the initiative to stand up and posted a microcircle.

Although he would like to say that he does not carry this pot. But it can't be helped. Who made him the Secretary for Education? And this kind of thing that is about a generation, there will be smaller. Even if he doesn't speak, someone will come out and speak. But when that time comes, then his top of the Usha may not be able to be saved. Although it is not very stable now.

So while the matter has not expanded, I took the initiative to stand up, wanting to strive for a good impression of admitting mistakes. In that way, it is possible for his career to continue.

At this moment, in a high-end bathing club, Hopzer was lying on the bed, receiving a massage from a beautiful waiter. The fat changes shape as the waiter kneads it. He didn't know that when he was lying on his stomach, the waitress looked at him with slow disgust and disgust.

Only when he lifts up will he become smiling.

"So fat, I really don't know what to eat." Just when the waiter was secretly figuring out, Hopezer's mobile phone rang, as a quality waiter, at this time, of course, she took the mobile phone to the guest as soon as possible.

Hopzer looked at the waiter so sensible, but he lost an appreciative look. High up, just like the old wealth of the landlord in ancient times. It's just that when he saw the phone contact, he instantly turned into a pug who kept wagging his tail to amuse his master.

The waitress who was watching was dumbfounded.

"Hey, Professor Li." Hopzer smiled sincerely, and although he didn't know what Professor Lee Kuan Yew was looking for him, his sixth sense told him that something good was going to happen.

"Xiao Huo, where are you, the unit can't find you."

"Professor, I'm in the bookstore outside, looking up the materials. Do you have something? Hopzer smiled more sincerely, but he didn't notice the waitress next to him with a look on his face that was about to vomit. If it weren't for the fact that this person often tipped her, she would have wanted to shout, big brother, what service do you need?

"Well, you hurry back and come to my office. We'll talk about it later. Lee Kuan Yew hung up the phone directly after speaking. Unlike the pleasant face when he spoke, at this time, Lee Kuan Yew can be described as angry.