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You said that you are not strong enough to drink, at most you can accompany the vice-captain to drink half a bottle more, and the latter will do it first as a respect.

And then

He began to brag about his bravery. It's all a stinking fart story of how a level 14 warrior kills a troll with one hit, and the most ridiculous thing is that he cut off a dragon's scales when he was young and survived, only to lose it on the way - you're not drunk and can't tell what is.

Just drunk......

Perhaps the deceptive astrologers were right—the earth is indeed round and turning.

"I was at that moment, a sword pierced the chest of the moving armor, and it collapsed to the ground with a clatter. To be honest, I was also surprised, because almost all of its armor was crooked, and it didn't die. I thought to myself, yes, it's in the chest, so I turned back and shouted at the brothers, "The key to the movable armor is in the chest......!" Fuck, I got it wrong. In hindsight, maybe enough damage had accumulated, who knows. These things are similar to skeletons, they are all powered by magic, and physical attacks are difficult to use. Thankfully, "difficult" is not "completely impossible". ”

Hathaway didn't drink much, and she knew to take out a small notebook and start writing.

The three brothers climbed up from the ogre's back, and even if they stabbed their swords in the neck, they could not put him to death. Although it doesn't have the tricky ability to regenerate itself, it's also very life-threatening. the groove. You didn't see my dashing scene at that time, a sword swing directly chopped off the ogre's head. "Because you're not completely drunk, I guess the ogre was dragged to his knees by the other guards.

The vice-captain pointed to his stomach and said, "Here, here, and here...... Hell, can anyone tell me why goblins like to poke the cracks in my belly armor so much? Can the intestines really come out and escape alive?

The vice-captain struck Hathaway's neck by striking, imitating his palm like a sword.

"I dare say that I have killed the most orcs in the whole army! It's so tricky, these greenskins are actually well-armed. Originally, this group of cattle had the loose discipline of an army, but now under the command of the evil magician, they have become the backbone of the time. I was just like that! The knife fell, and the head was cut like a melon!

You silently wipe the spitting stars from your face.

"I fought side by side with the captain and fought bloodily. The vice-captain wiped his fingers under his nose and said conceitedly, "Although my strength is not as good as the captain, I am about the same." Blood stained my white mantle, and the remains of Rock Gorem stained it with mud. Suddenly, a gargoylee swooped down from mid-air and flew the captain's sword while it was unprepared. It's me! It's me who saved the captain with wit!"

Probably the actual situation is that the vice-captain saved the captain once, and the captain saved the vice-captain 10,000 times.

Bah!

The vice-captain looked a little annoyed as he spoke: "Those fools in the council hall are all shit holy warriors and priests, and mages are also rubbish. The battle didn't take more than five minutes, and when I looked back again, my mage was almost dead! The holy warrior couldn't withstand the three rounds of charge, causing the front of our formation to collapse in an instant. The most fucking hateful thing is those waste priests, if they hadn't died, our elite guards would have been able to continue to crush the enemy!"

So

Because of the incompetence of the guards, the mages sent by the council hall died prematurely, lost their chances of victory, and finally fled back to the town because they lost their armor because they had no healer...... Right?

Later, the two sides insisted on their own words, and it is estimated that the real situation at that time was...... The soldiers of the guard team and the paladins of the council hall could not tacitly cooperate with each other, which directly led to the collapse of the forefront of the formation; most of the mages of the guard team were attacking, while most of the mages of the council hall were tactical, field control, and support, the former followed closely behind the guards and lived longer, but the latter hid behind the army according to the usual routine, lost the protection of the guards on the blood, and was slaughtered by the goblin wolf cavalry; both the guards and the priests of the council hall were relatively competent, but in the end they were still ...... Damn not alive.

The vice-captain hugged your neck tightly and poured the whole bottle of wine that had just been opened in his hand to you: "Don't talk about those unhappy......! You're welcome when I'm a little older than you, brother, and I still count on you experts...... Gotta avenge the brethren! Fuck it!"

Saying,

A bottle of wine goes straight into your mouth. What are you going to do?

A, drink half a bottle and look for a chance to slip away.

B, the whole bottle stuffed it!

C, use Hathaway's lips as a wine bottle cap and put it on!

As a result of getting drunk, your choice will go off the rails. Select the most options and drift down according to the number of people selected. For example, if there are three A's and two B's, A will move down three times, i.e., A→B→ C→A, and back to A.

Good luck to you. Drink without a choice, choose not to drink.