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"I'll just want to know, I'm confused, when I arrive, I won't go to see the mermaid, go back and try to pull it again." Pen%Fun%Pavilion www.biquge.info" Zhang Xiaojun stopped the car.

"Okay, have a nice trip."

"Good luck driving."

Galloping all the way, Zhang Xiaojun returned to the starting place, checked the car, and found no damage caused by friction, and immediately breathed a sigh of relief, and he was lucky, there was a golden dot nearby, he drove over without saying a word, and when he arrived at the location, the car stopped, looked around, and found that there was a purple dot and a red dot on the map.

Immediately, Zhang Xiaojun heard the sound of quarreling.

"Get out of the way, what's wrong with you immortals, bullying our goblins, I saw it first, it's unreasonable." A female voice.

"What? Obviously I saw it first, I saw it from afar, and I was the first to get here. A male voice said.

"Immortals and goblins are fighting?" Zhang Xiaojun was a little confused, this was still playing like this, but then, the situation was even more painful.

A white-clothed and long-haired ghost directly opened the car door and sat in the co-pilot.

"Don't pay attention to them, the gods and monsters have the most things, pull me first and go to Fengdu."

Zhang Xiaojun nodded, and started the car, leaving behind the dumbfounded fairies and goblins, and he could still hear the goblins complaining that the fairies "blame you", as for whether the fight started, I don't know.

The car crossed the boundary wall, and the navigation began, Zhang Xiaojun didn't want the journey to be too boring, so he said: "Big brother, why did you exhaust Yangshou?" ”

"Suicide."

Zhang Xiaojun looked at the face of the ghost on the glass, swallowed his saliva and said, "Huh? I don't think you're very old, why do you do such a spineless thing as suicide? ”

"I want spring flowers to bloom and face the sea."

"Haizi's poems."

"That's what I wrote."

"Are you Haizi?"

"Well, I didn't expect anyone to remember my poems." A clean smile appeared on Haizi's pale face, which made Zhang Xiaojun a little sad.

"The poems you wrote are very good, and I also want to face the sea one day, when the spring flowers are blooming, and the abundance has arrived." Zhang Xiaojun looked at a big city in front of him.

"Yes, by the way, I don't have any money on me." Haizi Road.

"Your own people, talking about money hurts feelings, if you have the chance, just write me another poem, haha." Zhang Xiaojun waived Haizi's fare out of appreciation or pity, and as for the gas money, he still had tens of thousands of soft girls who were useless.

"I just wrote a poem:

If you can

Please allow me the fate of three lives

So that you can regret it

You can do it all over again

You can renew your relationship

I want to be a shadow of your loyalty

For you to think about Liang for you to choose

If you can

I'm willing to wait for that snow for you

As long as the ends of your hair are curled

A little bit of anticipation"

The poem is titled "If I Can Love You", and Haizi's face is full of happiness after saying it.

"Haizi, do you have someone you like, no, it's a favorite ghost?" Zhang Xiaojun glanced at Hai Zidao suspiciously.

"yes, I'm here to find her this time." Haizi's face was full of desire for happiness, and every ghost was pursuing happiness, which made Zhang Xiaojun feel deeply.

When he arrived at a place where he could park, Zhang Xiaojun parked the car, but he was very puzzled that there were no ghosts around, and on the map, all the red dots were concentrated in Fengdu.

"Haizi, what holiday is it today? Why are there no ghosts out there? ”

"Oh, today is the Ghost King's Day, the Ghost King blesses the entire ghost clan, all of them have gone to Fengdu, I have to go too, otherwise I won't be able to catch up." Haizi left a sentence and ran towards Fengdu.

Zhang Xiaojun looked at the task, made sure that there was no time limit, and was curious, so he closed the car door and rushed towards Fengdu, the city gate of Fengdu was not guarded, and he probably went to participate in the so-called Ghost King Festival.

Not long after, Zhang Xiaojun touched Fengdu, the buildings of Fengdu are very antique, but everywhere is full of yin qi, Zhang Xiaojun wants to urinate a little, Zhang Xiaojun has no quality for a while, after all, that thing can't be held back, after finding a house wall, Zhang Xiaojun shush, but just halfway through the pee, Zhang Xiaojun's back was patted.

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At that moment, Zhang Xiaojun was stupid, and the water was cut off.

"Nima, who? Scare labor and management to pee. After Zhang Xiaojun turned his head with his pants, he was dumbfounded, because it was a person wearing a military uniform.

"You're alive?" Onicha said with wide eyes.

Zhang Xiaojun nodded, swallowed his saliva and said, "Big brother ghost, it's rude for you to interrupt other people's peeing." ”

"Yours is a child's urine, you can look at the back for yourself." The ghost said angrily.

Zhang Xiaojun hurriedly turned his head, he didn't know it, and he was startled when he saw it, because the place where he urinated behind him was smoking, and the building was corroded.

"You won't have to pay compensation, will you?" Zhang Xiaojun asked weakly.

"Nonsense, for the sake of seeing that you are a living person, a fine of five billion, this is a fine, just remit the money to the Fengdu account of the People's Bank of the prefecture." The ghost said angrily, and handed the ticket to Zhang Xiaojun.

"I'll go, five billion? No way? 5 billion ......"

"Are you too much? Five billion is already a discount for you, if it weren't for the Ghost King's Day today, I would have to fine you with 10 billion, look at what you have done to destroy the ground in Fengdu? "The ghost has no good airway.

"Brother ghost, this five billion is not RMB, right?"

"No, we're using this!" The ghost cha took out a ghost bill worth tens of millions and showed it to Zhang Xiaojun.

Zhang Xiaojun saw that it was the value of the people on the earth who burned it after death, and the face value was hundreds of millions, only a few yuan, so he put down his heart and said: "Oh, it turns out that this is it, that's no problem, so how can I pay the fine?" ”

The ghost was a little speechless, why is this kid suddenly happy now, the fine of five billion is not a small amount, but he still spoke: "Considering that you didn't bring money, how you send money to your relatives in the underworld can just send the money." ”

"Understood, big brother ghost, you really have ghost nature, can I go and see the ghost king's festival now?" Zhang Xiaojun was still a little curious.

"You'd better not go, the ghost king doesn't like the living, lest you sin, and this yin qi is too heavy, you should go back to the yang world as soon as possible, and enjoy the time when you are alive." The ghost gave him a word of persuasion and left.

Zhang Xiaojun looked at the cold fireworks in the distance, he decided to go back and buy a mobile phone, do this work, maybe see some good scenery, it would be a loss not to stay, although the low temperature around him made him shiver.

Immediately, Zhang Xiaojun reluctantly left Fengdu.

Familiar with the car returned to the starting place, it was already ten o'clock, Zhang Xiaojun yelled that it was not good, he would definitely be scolded when he went back, he hurriedly got up and rushed home, and after returning home, there was no doubt that he was counted behind.

The next morning, Zhang Xiaojun got up early, brought 5,000 yuan by the way, decided to buy a mobile phone, and came to school with Chen Qi.

As soon as the two arrived at the school gate, Hu Yijun surrounded him, his face was full of smiles, and he pounced on Zhang Xiaojun and gave Zhang Xiaojun a bear hug, Zhang Xiaojun was dumbfounded at that time, this Nima was at the school gate.

"Brother Xiaojun, you are simply the lucky star in my life, look at this photo." Hu Yijun hurriedly showed the photos on his phone to Zhang Xiaojun and Chen Qi.