Chapter Twenty-Nine: A Song of Sympathy for Agriculture
In the imperial dining room, everyone sat on the ground, even the Manchu Dynasty civil and military were no exception, only Li Shimin sat alone on the dragon chair. He didn't smile www.biquge.info he didn't smile, and he had an imperial aura on his body, but everyone who was glanced at by him was shocked, and his body shivered unconsciously.
Li Shimin gave Wei Zheng a look and signaled that his New Year's banquet could begin. Wei Zheng beckoned, and saw a eunuch moving his broken steps, waving the floating dust in his hand, pinching his throat and screaming: "The auspicious time has come, and the New Year's banquet has begun." Wish, long live my emperor, long live, long live! ”
The civil and military forces of the Manchu Dynasty immediately knelt down and shouted in unison: "Thank you for your majesty's generous reward, the ministers have nothing to repay, and they are willing to do their best for my Tang Dynasty and die." Long live my emperor, long live, long live! ”
Pity these players, who have never seen this. Just when they were hesitating whether to kneel or not, Li Shimin had already taken the lead in speaking, obviously he also knew how incredible it was to let these strangers kneel for themselves.
"All Aiqing, flat body, today we don't talk about state affairs, just for pleasure. Come on, serve. Li Shimin said with Tianxian in his mouth.
Then I saw a graceful and graceful, dressed in bright red embroidered brocade clothes with happy words, walking into the imperial dining room with fragrant food, they put the food in their hands on the low table in front of everyone one by one, bowed slightly, said blessings, and then left.
There are unruly students, who will be rewarded with some money and other things outside the body, in order to win the laughter of the palace ladies. The presidents of the major guilds followed suit, and took out some small and delicate ornaments from their bosoms and gave them to each other, and they often received a sweet smile from the palace maids. This makes them not know where they are, they only feel that the whole person is fluttering, and their hearts are flying. After that, he couldn't help but have a smug smile on his face, and despised the players who didn't show the slightest expression next to him.
Xiaoxiao will smile, these people can't get rid of their ability to show off and compare everywhere, and they don't know how ridiculous their behavior is in the eyes of others. I don't know if they're here to play the game, or if they're being played by the game.
But sometimes, you don't want to cause trouble, but things will find you.
King Yingzheng of Qin held a wine glass and looked at Xiaoxiaosheng with a smile, he was born in a noble family, his family lineage, and he had a deep style of acting as a nobleman. No, even a discerning person can see the unkindness in his eyes, but people have an elegant smile and a calm demeanor.
"Brother Xiaoxiaosheng, this Tang King's New Year's Banquet is not something that everyone can attend, if the brother doesn't take this opportunity to eat his stomach, I'm afraid he will never encounter such an opportunity in the future." Qin Wang Yingzheng finished speaking with a smile, his face changed suddenly, he slapped himself lightly, and said with self-reproach: "Oh, look at my stinky mouth, I really can't speak, I forgot that brother, you are from a civilian background, how can I expose your shortcomings." If you have sinned and sinned, please forgive your brother. ”
Xiaoxiaosheng shook his head and said secretly: You are really boring, but there is one thing you are not wrong, your mouth is stinky enough, just like the unknown objects in the pit, it stinks.
He knows very well that when dealing with this kind of person, it is best not to deal with the other party, otherwise, this kind of person will inevitably gain an inch. The more you ignore him, the more aggressive he becomes, thinking that his words sting you. On the contrary, if he is allowed to speak, when he sees that no one is paying attention, he will feel bored, and then he will naturally shut up.
Xiaoxiaosheng raised his wine glass, drank all the wine in the glass, and added a mouthful of food to his mouth, he chewed the food carefully while shaking his head and tasting the taste of the food.
"This wine is good wine, and the food is also good food, but there is always a fly buzzing around me, disturbing people's leisure, and it is really hateful."
"You ......" King Yingzheng of Qin's face immediately changed greatly, how could he have been so despised, but this year's banquet was the place of Tang King Li Shimin, how could he, a small player, dare to break ground on Tai Sui's head. Therefore, I can only suppress the hatred in my heart and prepare to find an opportunity to avenge this arrow.
The person over there, Wang Fuxi, has been paying attention to Xiaoxiaosheng's actions, and when he found out that Xiaoxiaosheng and Qin Wang Yingzheng had a conflict, he immediately sent a message to Xiaoxiaosheng, but the words he said made people unable to see a little sincerity.
"Brother, did you have a conflict with that guy Yingzheng? Don't be afraid, I, the elder brother, will always be behind you, and he won't be able to do anything to you. ”
Xiaoxiaosheng glanced at Wang Fuxi, just shook his head lightly, and said secretly in his heart: It seems that the relationship between the two sides is weak after all. Otherwise, the other party would not have said such a thing. Sometimes, actions are more tangible than words.
"Brother Wang doesn't care about it, just a puppet, and I don't take it seriously." Xiaoxiaosheng drank a glass of wine again and said in an indifferent tone.
When the banquet reached the middle of the venue, the atmosphere was thick, and the artists invited by Li Shimin sang and danced, so happy. There are many amazing performances, which even players like them have never seen, which also makes them put away their contempt for NPCs.
Because players have always regarded the era in which the NPCs live as a symbol of backwardness and poverty, who would have thought that these artists living in the Tang Dynasty have all kinds of amazing skills, if these skills are put in modern times, not to mention anything else, it is not too easy to apply for an intangible cultural heritage.
Like the performance of the bundle of fairy ropes, none of the players present have really seen it. Maybe they would have known in the news or some records that there was such a way of acting, but if they really wanted to make it clear how the bundle of immortals acted, they didn't know anything. But today, they were fortunate to see the performance of the bundle of immortals, and they were immediately amazed and shocked.
Xiaoxiaosheng saw that everyone's attention was focused on all kinds of wonderful performances, and when everyone was not paying attention, he quietly stuffed those delicious foods into his bag, so that he could safely take them out of the palace and use them for the mourning Zen master to taste.
However, he forgot that there was a fly beside him, staring at him as if looking for a crack in an eggshell, and did not dare to relax in the slightest, for fear of missing any opportunity to take a bite.
King Qin Yingzheng smiled gloomily, and thought proudly: Hmph, let you be as cunning as a fox, but you were still found by this king. Today, this king will let you taste what it is like to be feared by human words. He first recorded Xiaoxiaosheng's every move of secretly loading food, and then shouted.
"Xiaoxiaosheng, what are you doing, you, you, you...... As a leading figure among the players, how can you make such an indecent act of eating and taking, aren't you smearing the faces of our players? Qin Wang Yingzheng pretended to be stunned, pointed at Xiaoxiaosheng and said, he knew that the dignitaries and nobles of the Tang Dynasty attached great importance to etiquette, so Xiaoxiaosheng's move would definitely make those NPCs feel bad.
King Qin's voice was so loud that the players and NPCs who were still immersed in the song and dance were shocked by this shout, and they couldn't help but turn their eyes over.
And the eunuch in charge of etiquette immediately rebuked: "Presumptuous, who dares to make noise here!" ”
As soon as Xiaoxiaosheng heard the voice of King Yingzheng of Qin, he couldn't help frowning, and said secretly in his heart: Oh no, I didn't expect this King Yingzheng of Qin to be such a narrow-minded person, it's just a few words of war, why is it so troublesome, if you really want those NPCs to have opinions on the players because of him, needless to say, all the players will unite and resist him Xiaoxiaosheng alone.
Because man is this kind of animal, when your behavior does not touch his interests, he can be indifferent and insensitive to your actions, even if your actions are hurting nature and reason, but if your actions hurt the interests of others, then in the eyes of others, you are a villain who deserves death.
Although Xiaoxiaosheng was panicked, he still unhurriedly filled his bag with food.
While loading the food, he asked with a puzzled face: "Brother Qin, what are you talking about, what is it called even eating and taking?" ”
Qin Wang Yingzheng looked at the other party with a smug face, hum, until now, I see how you still quibble.
King Yingzheng of Qin first stood up, arched his hand, and humbly apologized to the ceremonial eunuch: "I'm sorry to disturb your Yaxing, but I really have a reason, and I ask Your Majesty to forgive the villain's unintentional offense just now." ”
Li Shimin frowned, and said in his heart: These strangers are blessed with the love of the heavens, and they are fortunate to be able to come back from the dead, so they lack the awe of me. Originally, I saw that their arrival was also conducive to the development and progress of my Datang, so I turned a blind eye to their rude behavior.
Unexpectedly, this stranger in the audience was so bold and reckless, and dared to make a loud noise in front of me, which really deserved death. Still, let's see, I want to know what he can say.
"What is your business, tell the widow what is the matter?" Li Shimin asked in a deep voice, just from the voice, he could hear that he had a thousand kinds of anger, which was pressing in his heart, and there was nowhere to vent.
Qin Wang Yingzheng saw that Li Shimin did not open his mouth to ask for the crime, so he knew that there was a drama in this matter, he was proud at the moment, but he pointed at it with a respectful face and said with a smile: "Your Majesty, this person is the leading figure among our players, but today at Your Majesty's banquet, he even eats and takes, this move is really insulting, and it is really ashamed of Your Majesty's love for players like us." ”
Of course, Li Shimin saw Xiaoxiaosheng's actions just now, but what he thought about psychologically: This strange person looks like a weak man, but he didn't expect to be a big-bellied man, and it was not enough to eat so much, so he even had to take some away. However, most of my Tang warriors are pot-bellied men, presumably this person must be like them, and he also has good martial arts, so he can eat like this.
But now when he heard what Qin Wang Yingzheng said, he overturned his idea just now, since the other party can be the leader of the alien, he must have something extraordinary, but his behavior is so vulgar that it is simply disgusting.
Li Shimin frowned at the moment and asked in a cold voice, "This stranger, what explanation do you have?" ”
Xiaoxiaosheng stood up unhurriedly and arched his hand slightly: "Caomin Xiaoxiaosheng, today I was lucky to get the invitation to the New Year's banquet issued by His Majesty, and I am very grateful, so I have the fate to sit here." But His Majesty rewarded him so generously, the grass people couldn't eat it all, so the idea of packing it up and taking it away arose. ”
Li Shimin's brows relaxed, and the anger in his heart decreased slightly: "Then why do you want to pack up the food I have rewarded and take it away?" But the food I have given you is not enough for you? ”
Xiaoxiaosheng bowed his waist again and said: "As the saying goes, 'On the afternoon of hoeing day, sweat drops fall into the soil, who knows that the Chinese food on the plate is hard work.'" The grass people have been living in poverty since childhood, and they know that food is not easy to come by, so when they eat, they always think: a porridge and a meal are not easy to come by, and a wisp of perseverance is difficult to achieve. Only then did I develop the bad habit of ordering not much food and not being able to finish the packing. If your Majesty is disgusted by the bad habits of the grass people, then the grass people implore your Majesty to condemn me, this matter is all caused by the grass people, and has nothing to do with other players, I hope your majesty will not embarrass them. ”
When Li Shimin heard this, his eyes lit up: It's a 'hoeing day at noon, sweat drops of grass and soil, who knows that the Chinese food on the plate is hard work. 'Good, good, this poem is very wonderful, not only shows that food is not easy to come by, but the most rare thing is that it is easy to understand, and women and children know it. Well, this son is good, but he looks like a bit of an incorruptible official.
If Xiaoxiaosheng knew that Li Shimin had this idea because of his words, I don't know how he would feel. But it's no wonder that when Li Shen, the author of Minnong, was born, Li Shimin didn't know how many years had passed, so Li Shimin didn't know the existence of this poem.
Li Shimin nodded, his arrogant face finally changed a little, and he said with a slight smile: "Xiaoxiaosheng, I don't know where you got this poem from, I like it very much, can you tell me to listen to it." Don't worry, since I have received such a good sentence from you, I will naturally give you a great reward. ”
Xiaoxiaosheng saw Li Shimin's face with a smile, and secretly breathed a sigh of relief in his heart, he knew that this level was over, but he was still tired of Qin Wang Yingzheng's actions, so he turned around and glared at the other party fiercely.
"Your Majesty, this poem was obtained by chance by the grass people, if Your Majesty likes it, just use it. If more people know how to cherish food because of the poem of the grass people, then the grass people will be content. As for the reward, there is no need, the various delicacies prepared at today's New Year's banquet are His Majesty's greatest reward to the grass people. ”
Xiaoxiaosheng knows very well that he has to know how to advance and retreat as a man, and today he just relies on the NPCs to know nothing about everything in the future generations, so he can use this compassion to get the other party's affirmation. However, if he gets the reward today, and another player tells Li Shimin in the future that this is just a poem that everyone understands for them, the players, then Li Shimin will have a feeling of being deceived in his heart.
As the saying goes, a companion is like a tiger.
He just wants to experience the fun of the game, but he doesn't want to make more trouble for himself, so it's better to be content and happy. Tonight, he was able to get these treats and share them with a few friends so that they could taste them together, and that was enough to make him feel satisfied.
As for the rewards? It's just some foreign objects, he doesn't believe it, the things in the game, and the ones he can't get with a smile. Why did he leave an impression of insatiable greed for these things that were easy for him to get.
Qin Wang Yingzheng stared at the figure of Xiaoxiaosheng with a pair of gloomy eyes, seeing that the other party was just borrowing a bullshit poem to talk and laugh with Li Shimin, the jealousy in his heart burned fiercely, and he couldn't wait to turn into a beast and tear the other party apart.
Hmph, and let you be proud for a while, after the king's subordinates gradually master the arms market in the game, this king wants to see, at that time, what other means can you use to laugh and laugh.