What is the name of the Nine Heavens Xuannu, this is a very serious question, it is certain that she is definitely not surnamed Xuan, let alone Jiu. Hao Lang, www.biquge.info of the pen "Fun" Pavilion, has known her for a long time, but he really hasn't paid attention to this issue, and Xuannu has never mentioned what her name is.

Hao Lang's title to her is generally Xuannu, goddess, queen, eldest sister, boss, don't call me and so on...... So I never asked her name.

Lao Ben's condition is actually not much different from Hao Lang, and Lao Ben calls her a benefactor. Wang Dalong's classmate, that is, the Howling Sky Woman, called her sister. And the Flat Immortal Monarch directly called her official title, that is, the Nine Heavens Xuannu. No one has ever thought of asking what the name of the Xuannu is!

Looking at it this way, Hao Lang suddenly felt that his gang was really excessive......

The good news is that today Xuannu has a new title, and this title comes from the mouth of Hao Lang's hair child Zhang Doudou, which sounds particularly tiresome - Jiu'er.

Well, counting the later pronunciation, it's actually two words.

And the reason why these two words make people feel crooked, and even a little disgusting, has nothing to do with the words themselves, mainly because Zhang Doudou's tone is too debauched, which makes people feel like sticking to a lot of sugar and honey and eating two big pieces of fat raw, not to mention the diaphragm.

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"What the hell is going on with you two? What exactly am I missing? ”

In the Xuannu's duck neck shop, Zhang Doudou sat inside the counter, Hao Lang stood outside the counter, both of them with their hands on the counter, like spies. The picture is a bit funny, but the attitude is absolutely serious, Hao Lang asked Zhang Doudou the above questions very seriously.

He asked so seriously, Zhang Doudou was stunned for a moment, so he scratched his head seriously, and replied a little shyly: "It's not that much, it's just that you suddenly disappeared during this time, and you didn't answer the phone, I was very anxious, so I ran over to see if you came home a few times." As a result, you haven't come back for these few trips, and I'm quite familiar with Jiu'er. ”

"Can we say goodbye to Jiu'er, Jiu'er? I don't know if I think I put red sorghum in it, be careful not to sue you for infringement. How did you get acquainted? ”

"What, let's chat!"

"What are you talking about?"

"Talk about life, talk about ideals, talk about the future!"

After this conversation, Hao Lang was thoughtful, and finally came to a conclusion, he tilted his head and looked at Zhang Doudou: "I can see it, your grandson is going to shoot her, right?" ”

Shoot is the local dialect of Sijiu City, the abbreviation of patting the mother-in-law, similar to sniffing honey, knocking honey, lami and so on.

And honey refers to good-looking girls, and the best-looking kind of girl is called Sa Mi, Big Sa Mi. Xiao Sa's sassy and heroic sass, a girl can be crowned with this sassy word, which is enough to show how good this girl is.

I've seen Director Feng's "Old Cannon", and the role played by Xu Qing in it is a standard big sass. When I was young, I was beautiful, I was friends with the best big brother, and I dared to fight with a group of men with a wine bottle.

When people reach middle age, they still have charm, and their righteous temperament will never change. Your son is causing trouble outside, and she "snaps" and smashes her family's real estate certificate into your arms, telling you not to refuse, and to sell it at a good price.

Such a girl, from Shaohua to Baishou, her green, her elegance, her Xiao Sa, and her deep affection, which man would bear to live up to it?

The topic is a little far away, back to the body of the Xuannu. In fact, if you think about it carefully, Xuannu should also be regarded as a sassy honey, and as we said before, this is still a big sassy honey.

First of all, in terms of appearance, there is no need to say more, the bad guy is also a fairy, is it a fairy. Countless myths and legends tell us that there is no ugly person who does their goddess and fairy business.

You ponder the Jade Emperor's girl, the Jade Emperor's granddaughter, the Jade Emperor's niece, and the Jade Emperor's own sister, all because of their good looks, and they like to take a bath in the mortals, so they secretly married mortals. The Jade Emperor and their ladies are really uneasy......

As a representative goddess, Xuannu naturally looks no worse than the girls of the Jade Emperor's family, at least Hao Lang feels that among these beautiful goddesses he has seen in his life, Xuannu should be able to steadily enter the top three, and Fan Bingbing has a fight. Well...... also wears more than Fan Bingbing.

Speaking of personality, the Xuannu is also good, enthusiastic, kind, except for a little explosive temper, everything else is very good, after all, the Nine Heavens Xuannu is the goddess of promise, who is in charge of the suffering of the people in the world, and those with a bad personality can't do this job.

Not to mention righteousness, she can leave behind the identity of a goddess and go down to help these reincarnated immortals, which is enough to show this.

Thinking about it like this, Hao Lang understood Zhang Doudou's feelings a little, and he didn't want to know, but after thinking about it, he realized that Xuannu was actually such a high-quality girl, but her hairstyle was a bit like Yu Qian, and she also liked to smoke and drink......

As for Hao Lang's statement that he was filming his mother-in-law, Zhang Doudou expressed strong dissatisfaction: "Don't talk nonsense, Jiu'er is a very good girl, I really like her." ”

"Really?" Seeing that he was so serious, Hao Lang was also surprised and asked, "How serious is it?" ”

Zhang Doudou thought for a while, and was very serious: "I want to marry her, have children, and live the rest of my life together." ”

"Sss Hearing this, Hao Lang gasped.

"What's wrong?"

"It's okay, it's just for the Jade Emperor......"

"Huh? What mess? Zhang Doudou was confused and didn't understand what he meant......

"It's okay, you and I said nonsense, if you have the chance, you will understand in the future." Hao Lang waved his hand, signaling that he didn't have to take his words to heart.

But in the next second, as if he remembered something, he hurriedly added: "By the way, as a brother, don't blame me for not reminding you." In the future, if you really have a son with your Jiu'er, remember to register him for an excavator professional class as soon as possible, after all, this thing is better than an axe! ”

"What? What do you mean? Zhang Doudou continued to be confused.

Hao Lang didn't speak, his smile was unfathomable, and he said in his heart that you should be content, Erlang God's arm has already let the mountain tire be unloaded, otherwise your son will really suffer in the future. That guy is cruel to his own nephew......

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