55 The Dafa of pretending to be forced by Qi Danwen
The little gangsters were stunned by Qi Danwen's flickering, and they were really a little afraid of the dream grandma in Qi Danwen's mouth. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info
It sounds like an old perverted old woman, and it's the kind of old woman who likes to cut off other people's tints, okay...... It's so scary, it's a man's nightmare.
But there was only one person on the other side and it was a woman, the thugs snorted coldly; "Do you set up a stall to make money and pay protection fees, do you know 500 yuan a month!"
Qi Danwen snorted coldly; "Grandma Meng's stall, you also have to charge protection money? Do you know who Grandma Dream is! ”
There are also those who happen to have seen Mengjie among the gangsters, and they were not fooled by Qi Danwen's words, this person said disdainfully; "Hehe, isn't Grandma Meng the one who used to set up a stall to sell roasted sweet potatoes, and she looks pitiful."
Qi Danwen raised his chin coldly and glared at the nostrils; "Cut, this is just Grandma Meng's disguise, she is a woman with queen attributes, she likes to whip with candle drops, and her combat uniform is super perverted human skin sexy black!"
The thugs were immediately frightened; "What kind of person is Grandma Meng? It's so weird, it's scary! ”
But more thugs don't think so, what's so terrible about a woman's words.
Qi Danwen also saw the disbelief of some thugs, and said lightly; "You don't believe it, do you?"
Saying that, Qi Danwen picked up a brick on the ground casually, and crushed it casually, smashed it, and it was terrible.
The little gangsters' faces turned pale, and Qi Danwen snorted; "Do you know why I can crush bricks?"
The thugs shook their heads cooperatively; "I don't know."
There is also humanity; "No way, this brick must be fake, it's a movie prop."
Qi Danwen rolled his eyes and said disdainfully; "Cut, silly fork! If you don't pick a brick yourself, I'll slap it on your head to make sure the brick will be smashed too. ”
The person who shouted just now suddenly became empty, what are you kidding, the brick slapped the door of the head and the brick was broken, so is the door of the brain blurred and the skull broken?
Who would dare to try such a terrible thing, so no one dares to say that the bricks are fake.
In fact, although many people believe it in their hearts, they also believe that bricks are real, after all, fake things are easy to distinguish.
And Qi Danwen also picked it up casually, unless Qi Danwen is the kind of super scheming, he has long expected the day of being bullied by the gangsters.
Find someone to customize a brick that can be fake, and then you can invisibly pretend to be the most deadly.
But this kind of thing is not very realistic, it is impossible for Qi Danwen to have any ability to anticipate the enemy's opportunities!
In fact, some people picked up the brick and gravel that Qi Danwen crushed and looked at it, it was obviously a real stone, although Qi Danwen saw it, but it was not broken.
Qi Danwen is pretended with B, and onlookers can only shout in their hearts [give full marks, 666]
Qidan Wendeser explained; "The reason why I can easily break the stone is because I have been trained by Grandma Dream and endured all kinds of torture, such as breaking a big stone in my chest, ** stuffed into a soldering iron or something, all in all, my body was destroyed and then I practiced the incorruptible body of King Kong!"
Looking at the different expressions of the passers-by, some people really believed the nonsense of Qi Danwen, and some showed a good look at the show, as if to say, "I won't say anything, I will quietly watch you pretend. 】
Qi Danwen said disdainfully; "I know there are still some of you who don't believe it, so I'll prove it to you."
Saying that, Qi Danwen looked around, looking for something that could be proven, and when he saw the roasted sweet potato machine, he smiled slightly, and his hand was raised into the thing that put coal, and his brows were not wrinkled, so he grabbed it as hot coal.
Facing the shocked and stunned looks of the pedestrians, Qi Danwen smiled slightly; "For me, who has raced a soldering iron in the chrysanthemum, this little calorie is really nothing, these are all caused by the femme fatale's dream grandmother!"
The charcoal was thrown on the cart, and the wooden cart was quickly blackened, which also shows that Qi Danwen was not fake.
The ability to grab charcoal with bare hands is really powerful, and this forced pedestrian doesn't know what to say, only 6666
Qi Danwen patted the charcoal ash on his hand; "Look, my hands are safe."
If you still don't believe in Grandma Meng's horror, you can touch this charcoal and see if it's real.
In fact, even if Qi Danwen is a special existence, it is still impossible for her to grab charcoal with her bare hands, and her nails are easy to be scorched and melted.
The palms of the hands will blister, and the charcoal is very hot, especially when you grab it with your bare hands, after all, the skin and the heart of the fire are in close contact.
And Qi Danwen's knight armor actually has gloves and helmets, but he usually doesn't like to wear these things when he travels lightly.
Just when Qi Danwen's hand reached in, he instantly changed into the knight's armor gloves, and the knight's armor gloves were of very good quality, completely insulating from heat.
When the bar hand was taken out, the gloves were hidden, but there was still a layer of protection on Keqi Danwen's hand that was invisible to the naked eye.
After that, the dust on the gloves was reflected on Qi Danwen's hands, and finally pretending to be Dafa was a complete success.
The thugs pushed and shoved; "I ...... I want to go to the toilet. "A man fled.
"Hehe, I'm ...... too" and left alone.
"Huang Mao, you promised to give me something back, right, let's go to the other side and talk." Two more people left.
The little gangsters used the great method of urine escape to escape, and Qi Danwen smiled disdainfully in place; "A bunch of stupid bastards!"
The high school girl looked at Qi Danwen's eyes full of little star worship; "My sister is amazing, it's amazing! can easily scare away the gangsters, I don't know who the dream grandma in my sister's mouth is. ”
Qi Danwen pretended to be dreamy and nothing, pretending to be nothing; "Hehe, I was just using a trick just now, Grandma Meng said that it was very powerful, in fact, it wasn't this knight who covered him, and today she begged me to help him set up a stall, in fact, Grandma Meng is nothing, just an ugly thing, ugly and disgusting, where is I handsome!"
The high school girl nodded with a drink; "Yes, my sister is the most handsome."
Qi Danwen's face was praised and he waved his hand and said modestly; "Bastard, even if you say I'm handsome, I won't be happy."
But there is a full smile on her face, just like Chopper in One Piece, a high school girl with black lines on her head.
Then another boy complimented; "That's it! It is! My sister is so handsome. ”
Qi Danwen slapped it over; "Nonsense, of course Lao Tzu knows that Lao Tzu is the most handsome in the world, do you still need to say it?"
The audience stared at the dead fish with black lines all over their heads, and the high school boys who were beaten were even more at a loss.
ps; "Whether it's a single or a lily, the author can't be sure.,Anyway, I won't get married.,The probability of being a single lily is greater.,The author of this book is going to write a long one, and it's easy to write long.,After all, now Mengjie is only a level but wrote fifty-five chapters.,The knight's level is a total of 9.,The plot behind it is not guaranteed.,In addition, the data of this book is so bad that there are all kinds of requests.,There are only a few people who vote for recommendation.,There is not much kindness in rewarding...... Compared to my last book, the stats in this book are terrible, hey...... But the author won't give up.,Just concentrate on coding words without distractions.。
Anyway, this is a free chapter now.,It's okay to tell you in advance about the knight level setting.,The author can also make up some and the number of words is good.。
The level below is not very standard.,This is the setting of a book that I eliminated.,At the beginning, the protagonist of the knight's story was called Shen Lan.,The story is also an urban text, but the protagonist is to join the national ability organization.,Later, when it was released, the starting point said...... It's not allowed to write all kinds of smearing the military.,And the country's war, etc.,It's a mess.,I gave up this book when I saw it.,The original knight's story book was called "Urban Female Rider" after I gave up and didn't write.,But I'm really reluctant to set this setting.,So there's a story with Mengjie as the protagonist now.。
Knight Rank, Trainee Knight, Knight, Iron Knight, Qingtong Knight, White-Eyed Knight, Golden Knight, Paladin, Bless Knight, War Horse.
Trainee knight, strength, physical strength, explosive power is three times that of ordinary people, can hit fifteen punches in one second, one hit ten.
Knights, strength and physical strength have been sublimated again, wearing leather armor when fighting, not feeling a trace of restraint, light as goose feathers and thin as cicada wings, jumping three meters high, can jump off at a height of five meters unharmed, stealth in the dark night to assassinate the enemy.
Iron Cavalry, on the basis of knights, greatly improved defense, leather armor has also become knight heavy armor, high explosive power and strength physical strength.
The Qingtong Knight, summoning a war horse, gallops across the city, can jump vertically and horizontally in high-rise buildings, and can even speed on the wall in defiance of gravity, and float on the water with light power.
White-eyed knight, get a Western sword, white-eyed shield, spear, tomahawk, western sword sharpens iron like mud, white-eyed shield, invulnerable The strongest defense can resist all attacks in front, the spear throws damage comparable to missiles, it can directly pierce the tank but can only be used once, the tomahawk throws out and causes the ground to shatter, which is a wide range of damage, and the enemy in the center is killed on the spot.
The Golden Knight, the strongest warrior, has been slightly improved in all aspects, learning the passive skill of overlordship, and directly ignoring firearm attacks.
Paladin, a mount that grows wings to soar through the skies, and learns healing techniques and ranged sword attacks.
Blessed Knight, can bring the dying back to life, as long as there is still a breath to revive it, but it cannot be used on itself, and at the same time, the sword energy comes with an exorcism effect, causing huge damage to monsters.
War Rider, born for battle, has the ability to allow allies to gain strength, physical strength, recovery, agility and other bonuses, as well as a wide range of healing techniques, and open the world with all their might.
Hehe, doesn't it feel like this one is very long? In fact, the text is only about 2100 words, and the rest are all made up of word count......"