Although he had guessed that Apple Satellite TV probably didn't look down on him, Han Dong waited for it for a week. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

This week, Han Dong rehearsed countless scenes and strategies in his mind to fight against Apple Satellite TV. It's a pity that his lawyer's letter was sent out as if it were a stone in the sea.

Can't wait any longer! Han Dong decided to set off now and go to the court to give the arrogant Apple TV a little color.

Since knowing that Shang Qian has a driver's license, Han Dong has become a shopkeeper. He didn't even bother to get a driver's license, there were already beautiful drivers who still drove by themselves, what a hard life it must be! Shang Qian was also happy to pick up a small car for nothing. Anyway, Han Dong is bold by nature, and he doesn't care about this bit of oil money. Shang Qian should be regarded as robbing the landlord's old wealth and comforting the poor people.

Needless to say, the landlord's old wealth is naturally Han Dong, and the poor people are none other than the merchant beauty herself. Copyright cases should be heard in the Binhai Intermediate People's Court. Han Dong took the petition and submitted an application for filing a case in the Binhai Intermediate Court.

The sister-in-law at the case filing window of the Binhai Intermediate People's Court saw Han Dong sue Apple Satellite TV in court, and her mouth was wide enough to plug a donkey whip. She is a small fan of Apple TV's program, and she knows what these four words mean by Apple TV. To take such an entertainment giant to court is either a fool or a madman!

The two young men in front of them were calm and calm, and it seemed that most of them were not fools. It's really a newborn calf who is not afraid of tigers!

Xiaogu Liang carefully reviewed the complaint and evidence submitted by Han Dong, but found a lot of interesting content. The handsome young man in front of him turned out to be the singer-songwriter of the divine comedy "My Skateboarding Shoes"! Oh my God, I saw the stars! And it's alive!

Xiaoliang left her job and ran to the next window, shouting about her new discovery. For a while, four or five little girls who were busy at the case filing window crowded to the window in front of Han Dong, while curiously browsing the complaint, looking Han Dong up and down from time to time, and letting out incredible exclamations.

The people who were filing the case next to them made a noise of dissatisfaction, and they ignored them all. Occasionally, there was a noisy one, and a group of sisters-in-law threw a fierce look at them, and the people who killed the troublemakers shrank their necks weakly.

A bold glasses lady asked Han Dong through the glass window, "May I ask if you are Joseph Han, the author of the Divine Comedy?" Han Dong nodded in her expectant eyes. All the sisters-in-law jumped up and down and let out an exclamation of "yes yes". Han Dong touched his nose, he didn't expect that he was already so famous, and even the judge who filed the case was his little fan. It seems that before going out, you should bring sunglasses or something.

"Well, can you sign it for me?" During the cool period of the sister-in-law, Ai Ai said her careful thoughts. Han Dong was a little amused, "It's okay to sign, let's talk about it after filing a case." ”

The glasses lady tinkered with her hands and feet in front of the computer for a while, printed out a piece of paper, and knocked on the seal. "Na, okay~" Han Dong was frightened by their terrifying efficiency, and he couldn't believe it when he received the bright red acceptance notice. Isn't that child's play? What about the review and prudent filing of the case in accordance with the law?

It seems that there are still a lot of small benefits to being a star. If it weren't for the special handling of these little fans, Han Dong's case could be filed within seven days, which would be regarded as burning high incense!

"Where?" Han Dong signed for the first time, and the fan turned out to be a judge of the Intermediate Court, and he was also a little flattered. A group of sisters-in-law ran out of the window and asked for autographs one by one. Han Dong smiled and was satisfied. The bold glasses lady even took a selfie with Han Dong in her arms. The other sisters-in-law did the same, and hugged them one by one.

It's a pity that the female judges are average, and Han Dong doesn't think it's too much of a distraction. Shang Qian watched the vinegar jar overturn the ground next to her. She snorted in her heart, she didn't know what was good about this shameless guy? Isn't it just singing a broken song, what's the big deal?

Han Dong pointed to the little fans and showed off to Shang Qian, "Look at my popularity~" Shang Qian rolled her eyes, and said in her heart I didn't see the popularity, all I saw were annoying.

Anyway, Han Dong was in a good mood. The case was unexpectedly smooth, and I also met my own little fans and became a star addict.

Within two days, Apple Satellite TV received the news that it had been sued. On the fourth day of the case, Han Dong and Shang Qian met the plenipotentiary representative of Apple Satellite TV in the mediation room of the Binhai Intermediate Court.

The plenipotentiary representative of Apple Satellite TV is surnamed Jin, and his single name is a gang character. King Kong is the legal manager of Apple Satellite TV, and he was originally lying in a comfortable office chair, comfortably browsing the contract, while sneaking a few glances at the beautiful female radio anchor. I heard the director say that there was a guy who didn't open his eyes, and he sued Apple Satellite TV in court, and asked him to go on a business trip to deal with it with full authority. He felt bad about his whole person. The water dripping outside turns into ice, and such a big winter business trip is really not a beautiful thing.

"Director, this kind of small role is just a few thousand dollars casually given, why should we go on a trip?" When he saw the name of the plaintiff Han Dong, he was a little apprehensive. Han Dong's lawyer's letter was still lying in his paper basket, but he didn't expect this guy to play really.

"If you can get him away for a few thousand dollars, let it go." With a wave of the director's hand, King Kong forced his face to the seaside. This cold place is really cold, and January is the time of the great cold on the coast, and as a southerner, King Kong was almost frozen into a dog.

It's all because of this madman in front of him. King Kong was a little indignant at Han Dong, if it weren't for you, Lao Tzu would still be drinking warm coffee and looking at the big-breasted beauty.

"Both, I am the presiding judge of this case, and my surname is Zhang. I have summoned you here today to see if you have any intention of reconciliation. "Judge Zhang looks to be about 35 or 6 years old, which is the golden age of a judge. After he said these few words, he looked at the Seiko brand watch on his wrist, and it seemed that he had a lot of opportunities.

Han Dong has seen many such judges, most of them are the backbone of the court, and they have carried a lot of cases, and it is not an exaggeration to say that there are many opportunities for daily management. Han Dong also has some understanding of his eagerness to mediate. After all, it is better to solve it privately than to have a troublesome court session.

"Judge, I'm in a hurry, I'll say it first. We agreed to settle this case, it depends on the sincerity of the other party~" King Kong couldn't wait to speak, his expression a little unruly.

King Kong thinks he has the capital to be proud. After graduating from law school, many classmates went to the street to sell insurance, and he was the only one who was admitted to Apple Satellite TV. Not to mention that this work is worry-free, the key is decency. The people he deals with all day long are celebrities, wealthy celebrities, and many little beauties beg him to ask for celebrity autographs. His vanity swelled in the beauties' pleas again and again.

Han Dong saw the big gold watch on his wrist at a glance, and in comparison, Judge Zhang's Seiko watch looked very shabby.

"I can come today, but it's still for Judge Zhang's sake." Han Dong's words made Judge Zhang a little puzzled.

"Before the lawsuit, I had already sent a lawyer's letter to Apple Satellite TV, hoping to negotiate a settlement, but unfortunately it was ignored." Han Dong explained. Judge Zhang nodded clearly, if a giant like Apple Satellite TV can be frightened by a lawyer's letter, then it will be a hell of a thing.

"Judge Zhang, if you had seen that lawyer's letter, you would not have agreed to his rude request. He asked for 1 million in compensation, on what basis? ”

Judge Zhang looked at it questioningly, and Han Dong corrected, "It's not about 1 million compensation, it's also about a public apology." ”

King Kong was angry with a puff, and it is rare that you still have the face to admit it. Judge Zhang is not surprised, and he asks for a price to pay back.

"I forgot to tell you, my claim for the lawsuit is still 1 million in compensation, plus an apology." Han Dong didn't feel that this request was too much.

"Haha~" King Kong laughed a few times, as if he had heard the funniest joke. Han Dong also laughed with him, laugh, laugh, there will always be a time for you to cry.

"Judge Zhang, we have decided not to settle for the time being, and request that this case be transferred to the Shashi Intermediate People's Court for trial." Lawyer King Kong was too lazy to talk nonsense with such a small character, and directly sacrificed the lawyer's bloodless knife - jurisdictional objection. Han Dong's face changed a little, this old boy is too yin. Only Shang Qian was a little confused, she had not suffered the loss of jurisdiction, so she naturally didn't know how terrible this knife was.

The so-called jurisdictional objection means that the defendant believes that you, the court, have no authority to control Lao Tzu, and Lao Tzu asks to be transferred to the court. The layman may think that it is not just a transfer of hospitals? What's the matter, and you won't get pregnant. Jurisdictional objections don't get pregnant, but they can kill.

A transfer to a court is not a transfer to a hospital, and the delay is at least half a year. I haven't done anything for half a year, and I've just done this transfer to the hospital. Suppose a person who is injured at work and urgently needs life-saving money is dragged to death by a soft knife.

Not to mention the effort and money it takes to transfer to a hospital. Binhai City and Shashi are 1,500 kilometers away, and it is indispensable to toss back and forth a few times in lawsuits.

Judge Zhang was very interested in King Kong's proposal, "What is the reason? As soon as these words came out, Han Dong instinctively felt that it was not good.

"Judge Zhang, abuse of jurisdiction is a very serious violation~" Han Dong protested.

Judge Zhang waved his hand bureaucratically, "As long as the reason is sufficient, it is not considered abuse!" ”

King Kong was overjoyed, this judge was his own person. He climbed up the pole, "Judge Zhang, the people of the whole country know that Apple Satellite TV is in Shashi, and there is no other semicolon except this one." Don't know if this reason is sufficient? ”

Judge Zhang nodded, "I don't know what the plaintiff's opinion is?" ”

Han Dong knew that most of this judge was thinking of stealing and playing tricks. As long as Han Dong's lawsuit is transferred to the hospital, there will be no, and naturally there will be a lot less troublesome work, so don't be too happy. Han Dong is very clear about the fancy intestines in the hearts of these judges.

Coming out of the court, Han Dong called Song Qingshu and asked about the origin of this judge. "Hey, this guy is a well-known old slippery head in the middle court, known as the "Three Masters"..."

"Which three?"

"Don't get into trouble, don't cause trouble, don't take trouble~"

Han Dong was speechless after hearing this, how did his lawsuit get into the hands of this immortal, it seems that there is more than one luck. Nima, Han Dong hung up the phone depressedly. On the way back, Shang Qian knew that he was in a bad mood, so she didn't speak, and sent him back to the dormitory sullenly.

The next day, Han Dong unexpectedly received a "transfer certificate" from the court. Judge Zhang kicked the ball to the Shashi Intermediate People's Court, thousands of miles away. If this is in football, it is not an exaggeration to award a Golden Boot award. FUCK, Han Dong scolded.

King Kong tasted black coffee, his heart was very beautiful, small, fight with me. When Lao Tzu went to court, you were still a tadpole-shaped liquid!

In the duel between Han Dong and Apple Satellite TV, Han Dong lost the first game.

Balls! Lao Tzu is on a bar with you! Han Dong kicked the pebbles on the fly, thinking that Lao Tzu doesn't believe in evil, could it be that if you change the court, you can pretend to be forced to fly?