Chapter 67: The North Wind Blows
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At eight o'clock in the evening, Wu Xing, who had eaten dinner, sat at the table, and Chen Gang sat opposite him with a notebook in his hand. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info
"Let's take the test of the cultural class, as long as you can pass, until the New Year, the senior brother will not ask you to train, and will give you a long vacation."
"What? And such a good thing? Senior brother, you shouldn't be lying to me, are you? ”
"When did Senior Brother lie to you? I said that one is one, and two is two, don't you know? ”
"That's what you said! You can't go back then! ”
"A gentleman's word, the horse is difficult to chase!"
"Hang yourself on the hook, you can't change it for a hundred years!"
After pulling the hook, Wu Xing was completely relieved, and he said triumphantly: "Senior brother, you can make a question, I promise that I will not make a mistake." ”
"Okay, first question, may I ask what kind of murderous years will people born when they are born in their children encounter in their lives? What are they? ”
"A person born in the age of a child will encounter six evil years in his life, namely, eleven, eighteen, thirty-six, forty-five, fifty-eight, and eighty-eight."
"Answer correctly, question 2, what year is the nearest Renshu year? What is the numerology of people born in this year? ”
"The most recent year is 1982, which belongs to the dog, for the 'five elements of the sea, the dog of the family', for the good deeds of the people's life, coming and going, non-stop, more work and more care, food and clothing are not lacking, nobles are promoted, things are satisfactory, the early years are normal, and the old years are prosperous."
"The answer is correct, the third question, what are the five gods in the "Five Divine Explanations"?"
"The five gods are: the god of joy, the god of fierceness, the god of movement, the god of solitude, and the god of yin."
"Who are the fierce gods among them?"
"The fierce gods include: White Tiger, Blood Blade, Sick Talisman, Death God, Calamity Killing, Official Talisman, No Crying, Mourning Door, Violent Defeat, Great Consumption, Great Killing, Broken, Five Ghosts, Death Talisman, Tongue Curling, Leopard Tail, Earth Killing, Pawn Violence, and Liuxia."
"You can remember so much?"
"I'm sorry to disappoint you, hurry up and get the question out!"
"Fourth question, what is the numerology of the 'Tai Sui Shocking Sword Blade' in "Twelve Tai Sui Palace Stars"?"
"People who committed the 'Tai Sui Shocking Sword Blade' will encounter calamity at the age of 1, 13, 25, 37, 49, 61, and 73 years old.
Half an hour later, "The fiftieth question, which is also the last question, as long as you answer it correctly, the senior brother will give you a vacation." ”
"Don't be verbose, hurry up and get the question out!"
"What are the three souls and seven spirits?"
"The three souls refer to the heavenly soul, the earth soul, and the human soul, also known as the primordial god, the yang god, and the yin god; Seven spirits refer to the corpse dog, the arrow, the bird yin, the thief, non-poisonous, the defilement, the stinky lungs, of course, this is the ancient name, according to the understanding of the people in my ghost gate, the seven spirits can also be regarded as joy, anger, sorrow, fear, love, evil, desire, these seven emotions. ”
"Well, there are fifty questions in total, and you have answered all of them correctly."
"In that case, shouldn't you keep your promise?"
"Of course, from now until the Chinese New Year, Senior Brother will not force you to train anymore."
Wu Xing jumped high: "Oh yes! I'm finally free! La-la-la! ”
As soon as Wu Xing's words fell, Lao Li Tou's voice came: "In the next period until the Chinese New Year, Master will personally guide you in training." ”
"What? Didn't you say that you would give me a holiday?? Wu Xing was immediately dumbfounded, he turned his head to look at Chen Gang: "Senior brother, what does this mean?" ”
Chen Gang smiled: "It's not interesting." ”
Wu Xing roared angrily: "What's not interesting to call this?!" You just said you were going to give me a holiday! ”
"Yes, I said that I was going to give you a holiday, but I didn't say that Master would also give you a holiday, this shouldn't be considered a breach of contract, right?"
"Y-you dogs-"
Lao Li Tou took out the bamboo whip and looked at Wu Xing with a smile.
Wu Xingqiang resisted the urge to vomit blood, and wailed: "Master, I've been practicing so hard lately, why don't you let me take a break?" ”
Lao Li Tou touched his beard: "The past few years are the best time for you to practice, how can I give you a holiday?" Let's talk about it in a few years, and when you have practiced kung fu, you will have time to play. ”
Wu Xing shouted: "The teacher also said that you can play casually during the holidays, but there are so many winter vacation homework during the holidays, this is simply deceiving children!" ”
"It's not impossible for you to think so."
"You, you...... Well, you really didn't lie to me, but the senior brother lied to me! He has hurt my young mind so badly, and I will never listen to your nonsense again! ”
Chen Gang interjected: "Senior brother, I really didn't lie to you, tomorrow I have to go back to my hometown to sweep my mother's grave, that's why I will give you a holiday, this is all true, as for the master, he doesn't need to sweep the tomb, so he naturally has time to teach you." ”
Wu Xing finally believed others once, but in the end he ended up with such a result, he was so angry that he couldn't speak, and after a while, he spoke: "Okay, I accept my fate, Master, what do you want to teach me?" ”
"Teach you how to be vigilant at all times."
"What's there to teach about this? Wouldn't it be nice to be a little careful? ”
"Really? Master thinks it's not that simple, I don't believe we can try. ”
"How do you try?"
"It's very simple, until the Chinese New Year, Master will sneak attack you from time to time, as long as you don't notice it in advance, Master will punish you."
"Good! I don't believe you can do anything to me! ”
At two o'clock in the morning, Wu Xing was sleeping soundly, the door was gently pushed open, Wu Xing, who was asleep, did not notice it at all, and saw a figure walking to the side of the bed in the dark and choking Wu Xing's neck.
Wu Xing was taken aback, and just as he was about to resist, the black shadow smiled strangely: "Xiaoxing, it seems that your alertness is very low, so let's accept the punishment obediently." ”
Wu Xing then remembered what his master had said before, he was also a bachelor, and immediately accepted his fate, and did not mess around.
"Let's go, the place of punishment is outside."
Wu Xing got dressed, sighed and followed Lao Li Tou out of the house.
"Master, where are you taking me?"
It was very cold outside, and as soon as the whistling north wind blew, the warmth on Wu Xing's body immediately disappeared without a trace, he shrunk his neck, and said with a shudder: "Don't be too far, this ghost weather is too cold." ”
Not long after, Lao Li Tou took Wu Xing to the river, and before Wu Xing could figure out the situation, he flew up and kicked Wu Xing into the river.
"Plop-ouch-hiss-hiss-hiss-sss I'm going to freeze to death! ”
Lao Li Tou laughed: "You have practiced the natal essence, you will not be so easy to freeze to death, if you feel cold, use the natal essence to resist, to tell you the truth, this is the punishment that the master came up with, as long as you don't detect my sneak attack in advance, you need to soak in the river for a minute, and every time you are caught in the future, the time will be extended by one minute." ”
A gust of north wind blew, Wu Xing's heart was cold, he felt that he was compared with the white-haired girl, and the white-haired girl was very happy.