Chapter 400 The old and unserious old gentleman (two more ask for a monthly pass)

Thinking about it, Sun Xiaokong felt that it was too difficult.

Some can't bear it.

Great!

It's up.

There are still three minutes to think about it, do you want to use the Moonlight Treasure Box to go back in time???

Online etc......

"Brother, I don't want to be long, I only seize the day. ”

"Give me a memory to remember, okay?"

After the iron fan finished speaking, he closed the door of the cave very intimately, and then blew out all the candles in the cave.

The war is on the verge of breaking out.

Sun Xiaokong never dreamed of it.

After suffering a crime in the palace of the Xiliang Female Kingdom, she just got rid of the clutches of the scorpion spirit.

Now he was pressed on the bed by an iron fan again.

To wait for the flowers to bloom.

Life is full of surprises.

At this time, Sun Xiaokong can't be serious.

Otherwise, you will live up to the infatuation of the iron fan.

Sometimes, you just don't really know what's going to happen in the next second.

Just like Sun Xiaokong, when he came, he had already made all the preparations, and he also thought of a lot of reasons to convince the iron fan.

But...

Fate, what will happen in the next second, who knows?

It's really exciting!

In the Lingxiao Treasure Palace.

The Jade Emperor chewed the peanuts fiercely, and was speechless in his heart.

It's this kind of highlight every time, and it's gone.

It's always like this.

It's annoying!

However, all the immortals set their eyes on Lao Jun.

Especially Nezha, Nezha feels that it is too difficult.

Is it okay to be the main house?

Right now...

was actually cut off by the queen and the iron fan, using this villainous trick.

It's so hateful.

The most hateful thing is Lao Jun, who is old and not serious, actually... Is there such a drug?

A group of immortals also feel strange!

What the iron fan said just now is already very clear.

The medicine she stole in Tushi Palace...

Tushi Palace...

Lao Jun...

Lao Jun is also embarrassed now, obedient...

I'm really, hey.

"Actually, you should know that I have everything in this Tushi Palace, even if you want to have children, I also have such an elixir. ”

"I can help you with boys and girls. ”

No way, Lao Jun felt that it was better to explain.

Otherwise, this group of people must think of themselves as old and indecent.

My own reputation!

"Hmm... We know..."

"You know... I know..."

"Hmm..."

Listening to the words of the immortals, Lao Jun said: You understand your uncle.

It's better not to explain.

This explanation seems to be darker.

"Hey, don't think about it, Lao Jun's Tushi Palace is indeed full of everything, it's not strange. ”

The Jade Emperor is also a serious helper Lao Jun explained.

However, the eyes of the immortals who "we understand" have proven everything.

Of course, the immortals were still very envious of Sun Xiaokong.

With this peach blossom luck, there is absolutely no one.

At this moment, there is one person who is particularly entangled.

That's the old moon.

In other words, the current Yue Lao really doesn't know what he did, is it right?

Although it was said that Sun Xiaokong ordered it, he also completely obeyed Sun Xiaokong's intentions, and arranged all the women that Sun Xiaokong could meet, as long as they were good-looking, all for Sun Xiaokong.

And now...

Looking at Sun Xiaokong, he seemed to be a little painful and embarrassed...

This...

Yue Lao is now entangled in whether he should cut a little red line for Sun Xiaokong?

Sun Xiaokong: Leave me alone, I just like the feeling of being forced.

The sky above Basho-dong.

Guanyin felt very uncomfortable.

Why is Sun Xiaokong so comfortable... So cool?

This is learning from the scriptures!

Not in the let-off...

Tang Sanzang and his party were waiting under the hot sun, but Sun Xiaokong was enjoying himself so comfortably in the Basho Cave?

Is there any reason left?

Why did he get angry when he saw Sun Xiaokong so comfortable?

Thinking about it, Guanyin was a little angry.

Hey, don't be angry...

Guanyin's anger towards Sun Xiaokong has never gone down.

It's just that at this time, Guanyin doesn't seem to have a way to go into the cave to disturb, otherwise...

The embarrassment may be herself.

After careful consideration, Guanyin decided.

This time, when Sun Xiaokong came out, he taught him a lesson on the grounds that Sun Xiaokong broke the ring.

It's also good to come out, the evil anger that has been suppressed in my heart for so long.

A few days later.

(Still a few days later, the process is not water.) )

Sun Xiaokong rushed from the Basho Cave to the Flame Mountain.

Tang Sanzang and his party were lying on the sand basking in the sun.

Of course, a few people don't have to think about it, Sun Xiaokong must have not done anything good in Basho Cave for so many days.

Sun Xiaokong: You can't blame me, it's only Lao Jun's medicine... Energetic.

Seeing Sun Xiaokong come back, Tang Sanzang got up and said:

"Empty, did you borrow a banana fan?"

"Put out the fire and refresh yourself. ”

Sun Xiaokong listened to Tang Sanzang's words, and just as he was about to use a fan to extinguish the fire, Guanyin appeared in front of several people.

"Sun Xiaokong, you animal. ”

"If the Buddha sent you to protect Tang Sanzang to learn scriptures, but you broke the vows again and again, eating meat and drinking wine..."

"Killing Ring, Lust Ring, where else do you have the appearance of a monk?"

This time, Guanyin didn't have a good aura when he came.

Sun Xiaokong listened to Guanyin's words and was also convinced.

What's the matter with you?

Envy, jealousy, hatred?

"If you don't, you won't have it!"

"So what can I do?"

Sun Xiaokong looked at Guanyin and said with an indifferent expression.

"You dare to talk to me?"

Guanyin listened to Sun Xiaokong's words, and instantly became even more angry.

"Cut. ”

Sun Xiaokong gave Guanyin a disdainful look.

If it weren't for you, it wouldn't be as simple as a mouthful.

"Frankly, I didn't break my vows. ”

"Every time I eat meat and drink wine, with that... You know... When I was the first to do it, I was vulgar myself. ”

"After I was done, I escaped into the empty door again, this..."

"Reasonable!"

Listening to Sun Xiaokong's words, Tang Sanzang and his party stared at the boss.

This sassy talk is full of serious fallacies!

Tang Sanzang: Taught.

And Guanyin's face was red and angry in an instant.

What kind of bullshit "you know", the old lady is a serious monk, how can the old lady understand?

But...

Guanyin feels that today's Sun Xiaokong is a little floating!

"Splash monkey, you are looking for death!"

Thinking about it, Guanyin's face sank, and he was ready to start.

Sun Xiaokong suddenly shouted: "Slow!"

"I'll put it here, if you dare to touch me today, I will dare to lie on the ground and not be able to stand up. ”

Guan yin:???

If you can't get up, what does it matter to me?

After thinking about it, Guanyin didn't talk nonsense, and directly slapped Sun Xiaokong into the ground with one palm.

Boom!

I saw that after a cloud of dust and smoke, a large pit was punched out of the ground.

Sun Xiaokong lay in the pit seriously, not moving, as if he was stunned by Guanyin's palm.

And Tang Sanzang and his party were also stunned, looking at Sun Xiaokong, and then at Guanyin, they were a little confused for a while.

Guanyin's palm doesn't seem to have much power, right?

Sun Xiaokong is touching porcelain?