"Five ghosts and fortune? What do you mean? Hearing Xuannu's words, Hao Lang suddenly became interested, while Lao Ben was thoughtful. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

Xuannu thought for a moment and replied, "The Five Ghosts Fortune doesn't sound like a good thing, but it's actually a Taoist spell. This spell was created by Pure Yang True Immortal Lu Dongbin, and you should have heard of the name of the Eight Immortals, right? These eight are all immortals who like to play games, and they will always help those who are destined. ”

"Most of the troubles you encounter are related to money. So Lu Chunyang created this spell, when casting the spell, the five ghost emperors will come to help, as for the method of help, that is, the five ghost emperors will look for the mortals around who are rich and unkind, and then get money from them and give it to those in need. It is because of this that this spell is called the Five Ghosts Fortune. ”

When the Xuannu said this, Hao Lang understood, and the dare was that Lu Dongbin asked the Five Ghost Emperors to help steal things...... No, the things of the gods can't be said to steal, they have to be called to ......

Xuannu ignored Hao Lang's disrespect and continued: "However, Grandpa Lu's spell has long since changed by now, and Grandpa Lu used this spell to help others in the past. But if someone uses this spell now, it's probably just to make money. And they are not qualified to invite the Five Ghost Emperors, and they usually can only control a few ghosts who are nostalgic in the world. ”

"Like carrying your own head down there?" Hao Lang pointed to the little ghost below who was still rummaging through the cabinets and looking for something.

"yes, it's like carrying your head." Xuannu nodded.

Hearing this, Hao Lang thought again: "Hey, this spell sounds good, it's not worse than your teleportation like riding a roller coaster, take the liberty of asking, how can you learn this thing?" ”

"Not bad?" Xuannu sneered: "Do you know who these little ghosts are? They were all children who had just passed away within that day, but their souls had just left their bodies when they were controlled by the caster, who then tamed them with extreme brutality. ”

"Do you know what happens to these imps? Because they were detained by the spell, they missed the ghost mission who came to lead them, and they also missed the opportunity to enter the underworld for reincarnation. If they're lucky, the next morning, at dawn, their souls will be shattered, and they will never be seen again. But if you are unlucky and incarnate as a deaf, you will suffer eternal pain, loneliness, and will never change unless the world is destroyed. ”

(聻: jian, four sounds, people die as ghosts, ghosts die as deaf)

"And those who use spells, because they have affected the avenue of reincarnation, although they can continue to have wealth and wealth during their lifetime, but once they enter the underworld after death, they are sinners who are one person and one person, and they will suffer many tortures such as tongue pulling, heart gouging, and oil cooking." Xuannu looked at Hao Lang: "Do you still want to learn?" ”

Hao Lang was reluctant to deal with her: "Condemnation, strong condemnation, how can you treat children like this!" ”

……

When Xuannu was popularizing knowledge, the little ghost downstairs was almost busy, and he didn't turn out anything valuable, his eyes rolled, and then he actually walked towards the position of the staircase step by step, as if he wanted to go upstairs.

As a result, as soon as he walked into the range of the stairs, he saw two men and a woman, and a flying tablet was standing on the top of the stairs looking at him, with some pity and teasing in his eyes, and one of the men waved his hand to him: "Coming, it's the middle of the night, it's hard work." ”

This situation made the little ghost a little dumbfounded, and his heart jumped with fright. He was a little incredulous, and hurriedly wiped the eyes of the head he was carrying with his other hand, wiped it, these people still have it, wipe it again, there are still there, after the third wipe, the little ghost turned around and ran out, the rabbits are all his grandsons.

This scene made Hao Lang feel a little emotional, and he couldn't help but remember the two female classmates who were diving with him on the edge of the Miyun Reservoir......

The female classmate ran away because no one stopped her, and the little ghost also wanted to run, but was intercepted by Boss Ben. A flying kick, he kicked directly on the back of the little ghost, kicked it up, and flew forward for a long distance, Hao Lang felt panicked for him.

And after getting up, the little ghost was also angry, and his fingernails suddenly grew long, and he pressed the head in his hand back to his neck. After twisting it, it seemed that it fit well, and he pounced on the old runner suddenly, showing his teeth and claws, looking at the posture to be desperate. And Lao Ben's response to this was to kick out again, kicking the little ghost in the face, and the little ghost flew out several meters away again.

After getting up this time, he was obviously a little confused, probably because he was kicked by Lao Ben. After a few seconds of staggering in place, he pounced on the old runner again.

However, everything is a repetition of history, in the face of the little ghost who pounced on him, Lao Ben is another kick, the little ghost flies this is called a far, this is called a high! The Wright brothers would have seen this scene and would not have built airplanes sooner!

After landing this time, the little ghost finally stopped pounced, and he didn't even stand up, and he sat on the ground and cried, which was called a heartbreak: "555, bully ghosts, bully ghosts too much!" I'm so pitiful for being such a stupid big guy who bullies me for being such a little kid, 555. ”

He cried very miserably, but Lao Ben is not a person who respects the old and loves the young, walked over and snatched the bag tied around the waist of the little ghost, and then reached in and took out the contents one by one, put them back on the shelf, and muttered while swinging: "Your uncle, you dare to come and steal things on the first day I opened the store, thanks to my good ears, otherwise I would really let you catch it." ”

And at this time, the Xuannu also asked the little ghost: "Hey child, who let you come to us to steal things, you tell me, and we will spare you." ”

"Otherwise......" Before Xuannu's words fell, Xianjun spoke: "Otherwise, we will let you know what it means to really bully children, and what it means to crack a car?" It's the split corpse of five horses. Don't laugh, I know you're a ghost, and you can't die if you are separated, but it doesn't matter, after we separate you, we'll find a few large vats, each of which will contain a piece of your body, and then bury it all over the world, as long as the world is not destroyed, you don't want to be released. Lock you up for 10,000 years, live in the tank for 10,000 years, no one speaks, you can't move, and you don't know the passage of time, I think I'm so beautiful for you! ”

"Wow...... 55！ The little ghost cried even worse: "I'm so pitiful, I'm too much of a bully, and why can your tablet talk......"