Chapter 12: Entertainment Streamers
Xiaoxiaosheng ordered: "Clean up the little monsters first, and leave the big ones last." Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info"
Several teammates agreed in response, and they used their best skills to throw them at those little monsters.
After the first round, they found that things were exactly as Xiao Xiaosheng said, the dryad elites were not terrible except for a little more blood, but the dryad commanders were very scary. That guy, not only does he have a lot of blood, but even his attack is very high, I am your seventh uncle and grandfather, just after taking a general attack from the other party, half of his blood volume was knocked out.
Seeing that he only had half of his blood left, I was your seventh uncle and grandfather and exclaimed in fright: ", this guy is so scary." ”
Xiaoxiaosheng hurriedly comforted: "Don't be afraid, it's just a small boss." Buddha and Meow Xiaomi, you both treat grandpa at the same time, don't let him die. ”
The second round begins.
Xiao Xiaosheng once again relied on the advantage of speed to seal a mob's ability to act. And I am your seventh uncle and grandfather vented all his anger on the little monster, directly using the non-stop output of the eagle strike, and his blood volume also steadily rebounded under the treatment of the two nurses.
After Xiaoxiaosheng's shot was over, he had the opportunity to start chatting with the audience again.
"See, the anchor's heart has no waves, and he even wants to sleep a little, bullying these little monsters, it's just sprinkling."
It's a pity that the good times didn't last long, he was still happy too early, and he didn't expect that the tree monster commander on the opposite side had already regarded him as a great enemy of life and death, and directly smashed him with a skill, cutting him to the ground.
Xiaoxiao had a sweaty expression: "Damn, you really can't pretend to be forced these days, this is not the anchor just pretending to be forced, and he ended up in ruin, and he was killed by a tree monster." ”
"I'm glad to see that the anchor finally died, and the Tang Dynasty government sent a congratulatory message."
"Hahaha, I'm laughing at my father, I'll ask you if your face hurts."
"Isn't it just to die once, sprinkle water. Hahaha, the East China Sea Dragon Palace sent a congratulatory message. ”
Xiaoxiaosheng lay on the ground, unable to move, but he still said stiffly: "What do you know, the ground is cool, I just lie down for a while to relieve the heat." ”
"Anchor, let me tell you, the last anchor like you is now, the grass on the wall is three feet high."
"Anchor, don't be stubborn, I feel sorry that you are mentally retarded."
"An anchor was abused in a live broadcast and earned one million a month."
Xiaoxiao had an annoyed and angry expression: "You Diao people, look at how I abuse and kill each other, I really don't believe it, just such a small boss, can still turn out my five finger mountain." ”
After the round, two monsters died on the opposite side, all of them were killed by her skills under the careful calculation of the Dragon Palace girl Rulai. On the other hand, Xiaoxiaosheng's side, except for himself, everyone else is fine.
Meow Xiaomi spit out her fragrant tongue and said disgustedly: "Ouch, why are you dead again, anchor." ”
Xiaoxiao was surprised: "Isn't this the first time I've died?" ”
Meow Xiaomi frowned, and thought about it for a long time with her little brain, before she suddenly said, "It seems to be oh, it seems that I remembered it wrong." But, even if that's the case, you can't die, it's too vegetable! If you're like this, how can people rest assured that they will be teammates with you? ”
Xiaoxiao raised the flag and surrendered, and said with tears streaming down her face: "Please don't say it, the other side must see me as the biggest threat, so they killed me." Yes, that's right, it must be that. ”
Meow Xiaomi snorted and laughed: "Anchor, do you know that you look very strange!" ”
Xiaoxiao asked puzzledly, "Yes." ”
"Of course there is a pull, like a stinky shameless. Hahaha, I can finally say what I have been holding in my heart. ”
Xiaoxiao was speechless, looking at Meow Xiaomi with a look of disbelief. He looked like he was deeply shocked, accusing Meow Xiaomi's sister, and he couldn't say a word for a long time.
And the audience, at the moment, laughed like crazy.
"Hahaha, sit and watch the anchor be forcibly Gank by his teammates."
"The anchor's heart is broken at the moment, as uncomfortable as being inserted with 100,000 arrows."
"The anchor is really pitiful, not only is he led by the audience every day, but even his teammates can't help but scare him."
"Poof, earth-shattering news, the former dream No. 1 arms dealer has transformed into an entertainment anchor, the former arms hegemon, where should he go in the future, let's wait and see."
Round 3 begins.
Xiaoxiaosheng hurriedly said to Meow Xiaomi: "Meow Xiaomi, I know you are the best, can you revive me for the sake of me being so pitiful." My lord, I want to go into battle and kill the enemy. ”
Meow Xiaomi burst out laughing, and hurriedly pretended to be serious, suppressing the smile on the corner of her mouth.
She nodded, and said with a smile: "Okay, for the sake of your meritorious service, Lord Ben promised you." ”
"Hahaha, this girl is so cute, the anchor asks for the girl's contact information."
"Anchor, as long as you hand over this girl, I will reward you with 10,000 immortal jade."
Xiaoxiao pouted disdainfully: "Cut, do you think it's great to be rich, let me tell you, I'm not that kind of person." I wouldn't sell my teammates for profit. ”
After finishing speaking, Xiaoxiaosheng cautiously glanced at the four teammates, and after finding that they were not looking at him, he cautiously said in the live broadcast room.
"The local tyrant who wanted my sister's contact information just now, please contact me quickly, this kind of thing, let's just talk about it in private, but don't let others know."
"Anchor, I'm very serious to tell you, the way you look shameless, it's very much like I was back then."
"Anchor, sure enough, you are not a human being when you are shameless, such a cute girl can be betrayed by you. Although that's what I said, but,But,Why in my heart,Instead, I'm looking forward to it?,I hope the anchor can tell me the contact information of the Buddha's sister.。 ”
"The idiot upstairs, you are enough, the girl is for love, not for you to come to YY."
Xiaoxiaosheng was lying on the ground to enjoy the coolness, and suddenly felt a cold behind him, he unconsciously looked up along the feeling, and saw Meow Xiaomi's sister, who was staring at him with murderous eyes.
After seeing Xiaoxiaosheng turn her head to look at herself, Meow Xiaomi's sister quickly put away the murderous aura on her face, and returned to a cute look, suddenly, she smiled at Xiaoxiaosheng and said softly.
"Anchor, is it still comfortable lying on the ground?"
Xiaoxiaosheng said dumbly: "It's still ...... It's okay, what, can you stop talking to me like this, I'm so cautious. ”
Meow Xiaomi's expression changed abruptly, and she raised her head proudly and snorted coldly: "Then you will lie on the ground for the rest of your life, hum, big fool, stinky soul." ”
It's not good to laugh and laugh, this girl is watching my live broadcast, oh my God, Shoula.
"That, girl, listen to me, everything I just said was a joke, just to liven up the atmosphere. How could I betray you, isn't it, haha, what, the weather is pretty nice today, it's pretty windy and sunny. ”
Meow Xiaomi's sister snorted softly: "Hmph, keep your nonsense to deceive the ghost, I don't believe you, it's not a good thing to look at you." ”
"Poof, meow little Mi girl is mighty, what you said is so right, smile and give birth to this product, no matter how you look at it, it doesn't look like a good thing."
"I'm glad to see it, the anchor is big, look at you, in front of the girl, the original form is revealed."
"Anchor, don't make trouble, broadcast well. It's okay why are you messing with other people's girls, do you think that with a girl, we will still stand by your side, I tell you, dreaming. ”
"That's right, girl, scare him, don't save him, let him lie down for the rest of his life, it's better to lie down for rheumatism, it will be more perfect."
Xiaoxiaosheng looked like he wanted to cry without tears: "Meow Da, for the sake of such a pitiful little one, you will go around me this time." Besides, without me controlling each other, you can't kill the enemy. ”
Although Meow Xiaomi's sister is cute, she is still very responsible, otherwise, she would not choose a career in Putuo Mountain. After hearing Xiaoxiaosheng's pitiful begging for mercy, she gritted her teeth and decided to resurrect the other party.
Meow Xiaomi glanced at her with disgust and smiled, and snorted lightly: "Hmph, then you are not allowed to say such nasty things, otherwise people will not save you." ”
Xiaoxiaosheng nodded overjoyed: "Sure, sure, I swear to the lamp, if I say those words again, let me dig the treasure and keep releasing demons, and create a foreign standard." Girl, you see that my sincerity is not enough. ”
Meow Xiaomi's sister nodded contentedly, smiled and said, "Hmph, it's pretty much the same." ”
", the anchor is really swearing with his rope, if the anchor can't play the artifact anymore, it's hard for me to imagine that anyone will come to watch the anchor's live broadcast."
"Big brother upstairs, you are too worried, the anchor has long changed careers to be an entertainment anchor, and he is now relying on shamelessness all day long to attract audiences."
Xiaoxiao said with an annoyed expression: "You viewers, it's really too much, what does it mean that the anchor has transformed into an entertainment anchor." Let me tell you, I've always been a powerful anchor, okay, in order to prove it, after today's mission is over, I'll go to the forum to post a guide. ”
"Hmph, but for the sake of you who don't trust the anchor so much, I decided that this time's strategy is still to be read for a fee, I don't think you dare to say that I am an entertainment anchor."
The audience below suddenly mourned.
"The anchor is big, I was wrong, don't, I'm really poor and crazy, and I can't even afford to eat buns now."
"The anchor is big, don't be like this, put away the knife quickly, we have something to say."
"Anchor, I reported that just now these two people upstairs were leading the rhythm, and it was none of my business at all, so, see if you can, provide me with a guide for free."
Xiaoxiaosheng had a triumphant expression: "Now you know it's wrong?" I'm telling you, it's late. The rest of the audience, if you want to blame it, blame these few souls who have a rhythm all day long. Damn, mentally retarded, I come to the black anchor every day, and I don't look at the anchor, is it so black. ”
"The anchor is mighty, resolutely support your decision, isn't it money, as long as the strategy is useful, it doesn't matter if you spend some money."
"That's it, play the game and figure something, isn't it fun, as long as the strategy is useful, what are you afraid of spending a little money."
"Look up at the two local tyrants upstairs."
"Little brother just wants to ask, the local tyrant upstairs still lacks a thigh pendant, what do you think of me. Able to cook, do chores, and be good at running errands, I am your most loyal little brother. ”
The local tyrant replied imposingly: "Excuse me, wait until you have the strength of the anchor." ”
Seeing this, Xiaoxiaosheng smiled cheaply: "Thank you for your love, haha, I like an audience like you who are discerning and love to tell the truth." ”
And the audience in the audience was noisy again.
"Hey, what a local tyrant, but unfortunately he is a blind man, it's really pitiful."
"Local tyrant, may I ask when you were blind, even if the anchor is like this, it is also called powerful."
"I just want to say, local tyrant, big night, let's not wear sunglasses and pretend to be forced. It's too dark, I'm afraid you won't be able to see it. ”
"It's really heart-congested, thinking that I'm so pure and lovely, but no one appreciates me. But the anchor relied on shamelessness and successfully attracted the attention of local tyrants, I am unwilling! ”