But it was obviously a mayfly shaking the tree, Xiaobai was like it didn't exist, no matter how hard Zhang Xiaojun tried, he didn't hit, and finally Zhang Xiaojun gave up, and sat on the ground sweating profusely and gasped out. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

"Xiaobai, I'm not playing, let's go."

Syllable!

Zhang Xiaojun was stunned for an instant, because his face was slapped by Xiaobai with a cat's paw, and a burst of sourness struck, Zhang Xiaojun stretched out his finger and pointed at Xiaobai in shock, but Xiaobai left Zhang Xiaojun a back, and disappeared without a trace.

"Alas, it's not a lady to be spoiled!" Zhang Xiaojun sighed, and began to look at the Xingyi boxing method, constantly deducing, such a profound boxing method to attack twenty moves, to synthesize one punch should be one punch and twenty moves, or simply synthesize one move......

……

The next day, it was a new week, and in the old place, Zhang Xiaojun and Chen Qi, who was full of spring breeze, met.

"You're still addicted to sao, and you're still wearing such a sass?"

"That's, I'm telling you, I'm ...... this weekend"

"Don't listen!"

"Are you sure, I went to open a room with Yang Qianqian last night......"

"And then you didn't dare to do anything." Zhang Xiaojun directly said the following words.

"Damn, how do you know?"

Zhang Xiaojun originally wanted to say that he had experienced it, but when he really picked up the gun and got on the horse, he was still cowardly, Chen Qi and himself were both virgins, and it was estimated that the situation was similar.

"Let's go, just like you, the fierceness you say, you must be cowardly in that case, by the way, have you considered Yang Jikang? Nepotism, be careful of suffering, he and the nouveau riche are mortal enemies. ”

"This ...... It's a real thing when you say it, I'll pay attention. ”

"Alright, let's go."

The two came to school, and after the morning reading, it was a Chinese class.

"Today we are going to carefully review the "Teacher Table", remember what I said? Reading Zhuge Liang? Glasses asked.

The following students said in unison: "Those who read Zhuge Kongming's "Teacher Table" and do not fall into tears will be disloyal; Those who read Li Lingbo's "Chen Qing Table" and do not fall into tears will not be filial; Those who read Han Huizhi's "Sacrifice to the Twelve Lang Wen" and do not fall into tears will not be friends. ”

"Well, it's very good, remember, these three ancient texts are all works of great wisdom and love, and the "Teacher Table" that must be tested in the college entrance examination must be read carefully, and now I will give you three minutes to quickly browse again."

Zhuge Liang ...... If you can go back to the Three Kingdoms and Zhuge Liang to drink tea, it would be so cool. Zhang Xiaojun muttered to himself.

"Why don't you go to heaven?" Chen Qi snorted.

"Heaven is too simple, by the way, do you say Liu Chan is really stupid or fake stupid?"

"I don't know, I heard that it's a fat man, and fat people generally have great wisdom, boldness, and great talent like me!"

"Oh, there's a chance to check it out."

"Go in your dreams, silly bi, I'll sleep, you look at it!" After Chen Qi finished speaking, he started to run the super Dafa of sitting and sleeping.

Zhang Xiaojun shook his head and looked at the "Teacher Table" carefully, and when he had the opportunity in the future, he must go to see this so-called "An Le Gong" and see this amazing history.

……

In the afternoon, Zhang Xiaojun and Chen Qi walked back after packing their things.

"You're not going to find your school girl?"

"Don't go, the school is full of people, by the way, I got 10 G of "fruit bag" resources the night before yesterday, do you want it? ”

"That's illegal, you know?"

"I didn't use it for commercial purposes, but there were several of them that looked very good, I couldn't figure it out, so I took those photos and videos for 5,000 yuan, it's just that, with my financial resources, it's no problem to maintain ten or eight."

"Are you stupid? That kind of people have started to borrow money to spend, are you satisfied? ”

"Brother has four kidneys."

"Can you think healthily, I mean money, a month without Xiao Wan you play, alas, in the end, the world is still declining, and the wind of comparison is too heavy."

"When did you worry about the country and the people?"

"The rise and fall of the world is the responsibility of the husband!"

"Oh, Piff, goodbye, I'm going on a different route to go on a date with my little beauty." Chen Qi said and rode his bicycle to change lanes.

Zhang Xiaojun shrugged his shoulders and went home, as soon as he got home, Zhang Xiaojun drove Santana out, he set himself a small goal, at least five guests a week, and there is always nothing wrong with being diligent.

Santana drove aimlessly on the highway in the city, and several "passengers" stopped Zhang Xiaojun's car and were rejected by Zhang Xiaojun, and soliciting customers also depended on his mood.

In the end, he chose to pull a beautiful banshee, but after several glances, he couldn't see the banshee's body, and if it weren't for the map showing that the woman was purple, he wouldn't dare to come forward and talk to him.

"Hey, beauty, where are you going?" Zhang Xiaojun said to the banshee in a light green dress, with her hair draped and carrying a small bag cross-body.

"Lich Mountain of the Demon Realm, I heard that your magic weapon is very fast, so I'll try it."

"Huh? You've been waiting for me, but Lich Mountain is so weird, what are you going to do? ”

"May I come up first?"

Zhang Xiaojun hurriedly opened the car door, and it was indeed impolite to let the family stand and talk to him, "Please come on." ”

The woman in green got into the car, put her bag away, and said to Zhang Xiaojun again: "Lich Mountain is my home, why can't I go?" ”

"What? You're the Lich King?! ”

Zhang Xiaojun was shocked, he deeply remembered the dark clouds and lightning on the top of the Lich Mountain, which was a fight with the movies and TV series with the color of Western fantasy magic, and this banshee actually said that her home was the Lich Mountain.

"Well, the Lich King is my grandfather, and his 100,000-year-old birthday is here."

"Oh, that's it, okay, then you tie this thing up, and we'll go!"

"Hmm."

After the woman fastened her seat belt, Zhang Xiaojun raised her speed, and soon reached the suburban road, increased her speed, and quickly crossed the line.

"Wow, I crossed the line so quickly, it's much stronger than those magic weapons of mine, but the environment here is ......"

"The land of nothingness, it takes a while to reach the range of the demon world, don't open the window."

"Huh? The Land of Nothingness, why do you ...... Could it be an ancient artifact of legend? ”

"Ancient artifacts? What the heck? ”

Zhang Xiaojun made a fuss, and then said: "I'm ...... You should use it as an ancient artifact to recognize the Lord. ”

"Oh, but you, you're supposed to be a mortal, right?"

"Yes, I'm a mortal, why do I look down on mortals?"

Zhang Xiaojun's tone is a little wrong, he looks down on it, he always feels uncomfortable when he says it in front of him, just like the current kind of regional discrimination, what stealing manhole covers, Zhang Xiaojun, as a southerner, looks down on those who say those words.

Seeing that Zhang Xiaojun was a little angry, the woman covered her mouth and giggled, "What? Hurt your self-esteem? ”

"No, it's just that I don't feel comfortable, it's all living beings, you take the martial arts and the way of heaven, we humans take science and technology, and it's not necessarily who wins or loses when it comes to hot weapons."

"Thermal weapons?"

"It's a gun, a cannon." (To be continued.) )