"Hehe, I have to say that you human beings, all the girls are the best, that one was a so-called traffic police officer just now, right? The figure is very positive, and you look at the beauties on the open-air billboards, it's just ...... It's a pity that I can't ......" Nezha looked pity. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

"Don't be crooked, you won't say that after removing your makeup."

"Make-up remover? Is it rouge gouache? ”

Zhang Xiaojun nodded, but applying rouge and gouache seems to be much worse than makeup, after all, there are four evil arts in Asia: Thai sex reassignment, Korean plastic surgery, RB makeup, and Chinese PS.

Each of them seems to be much higher than the low-level beauty techniques of rouge gouache.

"Then the female traffic policeman just wiped it out?"

"This one...... Doesn't seem to have one, right? ”

"No, don't leave first, you take me to buy a set of so-called cosmetics, it's expensive, you pay for it, I'll offset it with spirit stones or something, I'll steal a little bit of your money, it's not enough." Nezha said.

Zhang Xiaojun looked at Nezha suspiciously, and said, "Why do you buy cosmetics?" Girls? ”

Nezha looked at the single dog with contempt and said, "What a girl, I bought it for my daughter-in-law." ”

"Oh, my brother settles the account, and you have to give the spirit stone if you buy it."

"Don't worry, I also have a fortune, and I won't lose you, but I must buy it, I'm not very familiar with your things in the human world."

"Don't worry, people don't know the goods, the money knows the goods, we just pick the expensive ones to buy."

"Okay, that's interesting, I'll take you to see the mermaids taking a bath, hehe!"

"This stimulus, it's okay anyway, it's so decided."

Zhang Xiaojun is also interested, and plans to take a good look at the so-called underwater world and see the mermaids taking a bath, how to take this bath is very desirable......

After a while, they came to a store where they bought cosmetics.

As soon as he entered, a female shopping guide in uniform walked up with a smile and said softly: "Two gentlemen, men's skin care products are here, please follow me." ”

Nezha's eyes widened directly, and he looked at the female shopping guide with squinting eyes.

"Ahem, that beauty, bring me the most expensive set of women's skin care products." Zhang Xiaojun said, and at the same time stabbed Nezha with his hand, signaling him to pay attention.

The female shopping guide smiled slightly, didn't seem to care too much about Nezha's appearance, and stretched out her hand to signal Zhang Xiaojun to go with her.

After picking for a while, if it weren't for Zhang Xiaojun's persuasion, Nezha would have to buy this store short, the reason was very speechless, because the female clerk just said "Sir, your hairstyle is very good." ”

"You're so poor that you bought more than 50,000 ......," Nezha complained.

Zhang Xiaojun wanted to slap him very much, especially if he spent half of the money in his card just now, he was embarrassed to compare, and said: "Big brother, let's be reasonable, if a spirit stone corresponds to a dollar, do you think it is more?" ”

"What? It's so expensive, I have fifty spirit stones with me, don't fool me......"

Zhang Xiaojun has a black line...... Feelings are not your own money, don't feel distressed to spend it, and those cosmetics just now are repetitive, so it's useless to spend it.

"Let's go, I'll give you this thing, that's interesting enough, right?"

Zhang Xiaojun pulled Nezha, who was still looking back, and said speechlessly: "Don't look at it, you can only look at it, there are millions of girls like this, and you can't touch it." ”

"It's so expensive...... I can't spend less than 200 spirit stones to drink flower wine once in the fairy world, and those fairies are ......"

"Damn, there's such a nice place?"

"Hehe, that's for sure, don't think of the gods as high, as long as you don't die, the gods with the god position are almost immortal and indestructible, a lot of time to make everyone happy, why not go to a fun place, Xianle Fang is in the happy place of all beings in the trouble-free day...... Nezha said as if recalling the good times in the trouble-free day.

"No worries? Can't go...... Oops......"

Zhang Xiaojun was troubled again in an instant, how could he not go to see that kind of good place.

"Ahem, big brother, can you spend a good night with the fairy there?"

"Hehe, what do you say? But I also have to have money, let's go, I have to go to see my daughter-in-law, I'm uncomfortable, the female shopping guide just now is ......"

"Okay, let's go, but, as you said, take me to see the mermaid taking a bath!"

"Okay, don't worry, for the sake of you being so sensible, I will not cheat you!"

Both of them started this journey with eagerness, and soon arrived at the suburbs, and after seeing that there was no car, Zhang Xiaojun directly started drag racing, and the car took off rapidly, and disappeared in place in less than 10 seconds.

After the fog, there was still nothingness...... Then came the scene from the previous one, a fantastic view of the bottom of the sea.

"Big brother, is this really another plane?"

"Don't guess, it must be another plane, what is the dirty ocean you have there, it's just ......" Nezha said with a disgusted face.

Zhang Xiaojun was a little embarrassed...... This pollution problem...... He can't answer, it's been a few years...... Especially after being made by a certain Jing called "Under the Dome", it was even more violently hacked.

"By the way, you often come to the East China Sea Dragon Palace, aren't you afraid of being beaten by Ao Bing?"

"I'm afraid that he will do anything, if I want to fight, my Red Tassel Gun, Chaotian Aya and Hot Wheels are not vegetarians."

"Then take a look, I haven't seen these three legendary magic weapons yet."

Nezha was stunned for a moment, looked at the situation in the car, and said, "It's okay to show you the mess here, but you can't touch it, it's spiritual, and you will get hurt if you touch it." ”

"Oh, good."

Nezha pinched the law with his hand, and a piece of red cloth appeared in Nezha's hand, and the impression was so bad that he didn't even enter the red scarf.

"That's it?" Zhang Xiaojun was a little unconvinced.

"It's too small to look good here." Nezha explained.

"Whew!"

Xiaobai suddenly jumped out from behind, took Chaotian Aya from Nezha's hand, and began to bite it, Zhang Xiaojun, who was watching, stopped the car directly, and Nezha looked calm and was not in a hurry at all.

"Big brother, you ...... something"

"It's not torn, don't worry." Nezha said a word and began to look at Xiaobai, although he saw Xiaobai as soon as he got in the car, but he really didn't look at Xiaobai, first, the cultivation was introverted at that time, and Chuzhou City was not suitable to use the cultivation at that time, so he didn't find anything special about Xiaobai.

"Whew......"

Xiaobai played for a while, and found that it was really not interesting, so he stopped playing and continued to start the safety buckle......

Nezha took back Chaotian Aya, then turned his head to Zhang Xiaojun and said, "You little cat is very special." ”

"It's very special, super edible, if you don't believe it, throw it a spirit stone, and it will be killed for you."