Chapter 16: On the Technique of Lying Down to Win

Xiaoxiaosheng stepped on the point and came to the gate of the palace according to the instructions in King Tang's secret order. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 infoAt this time, there are already a lot of people gathered here, just by looking at their clothes and figures, you can know that they are extraordinary. These people were waiting there calmly, without making the slightest sound, using these to express their respect for King Tang.

It's just that the silence at this moment was quickly broken by the arrival of Xiaoxiaosheng.

I came here first, I was your seventh uncle and grandfather, and after seeing Xiaoxiaosheng's figure, he hurriedly said hello: "The anchor is big, here and here." ”

Those strong men who were waiting for the envoy of King Tang suddenly looked at me with murderous eyes, I am your seventh uncle and grandfather. Scared that I am your seventh uncle and grandfather's heartbeat stopped, he only felt that these people on the other side were as terrible as jackals, tigers and leopards, just looking at them, as if they were going to kill themselves.

"Everyone, I'm sorry, my brother was injured in the brain when he was a child, and his mind was always a little unconscious, so it is inevitable that he will not speak through his brain. Sorry sorry to bother you. Xiaoxiao smiled apologetically, and hurriedly took me by the hand of your seventh uncle and grandfather, and came to the back of the line.

Xiaoxiaosheng walked with a smile on his face, clenching his fists and apologizing to the people on both sides of him.

"The anchor is big, what's going on, why are these people so terrible." I am your seventh uncle and grandfather, and it seems that he knows that he is in trouble, and even his voice is much quieter.

Xiaoxiaosheng pulled the corners of his mouth and showed a reluctant smile, and he was about to scold me for being your seventh uncle and grandfather half to death.

"What else can it be, these people are waiting for the envoy of the Tang King. In order to show their respect, they did not dare to speak. Who would have thought that you were so brainless, and you would shout on such an occasion. Although Xiaoxiaosheng was angry, he still had to explain to the other party who made the other party his food and clothing parents.

I am your seventh uncle and grandfather wiped the cold sweat on his forehead, and couldn't help panting: "Emma, I have lived for decades, and for the first time I was almost killed by someone with my eyes. God, these people are horrible, too. ”

Xiaoxiaosheng couldn't help but throw a hygienic look at the other party: "You can be content, these are all young masters from all sides of the Tang Dynasty, gathered here today, most likely because the Tang King wants us to see their strength, lest we players don't know the sky is high and the earth is thick." ”

I am your seventh uncle and grandfather pouted disdainfully and said, "Hmph, it's just a group of NPCs, whatever." ”

"Stop, stop!" Xiaoxiaosheng quickly interrupted the other party, lowered his voice and said, "You don't want to die!" Forget about the danger just now. Don't talk nonsense about these words in the future, just treat them as players like us, and show them enough respect, otherwise, there will be a time when you will suffer. ”

I'm your seventh uncle and grandfather, I didn't take it seriously, even if the other party's eyes are sharp, they can't kill people anyway, not to mention that this is just a game, and the player can be resurrected if he dies. But now that he heard Xiaoxiao warn himself so carefully, he couldn't help but put away the contempt in his heart. He came to play the game to relax, but he didn't want to be worried about the game every day because he angered the NPC.

"It's coming!"

As soon as Xiaoxiaosheng looked at the other party's appearance, he knew who was coming. He didn't expect that King Tang would attach so much importance to this mission, and the envoy sent turned out to be Wei Zheng, who King Tang valued the most.

Wei Zheng smiled at these people with a peaceful face, and then took the hands of the two teenagers in the front row and said something, and then began to announce the task with a serious face.

"The New Year is approaching, and the Nightfall Beast is coming again. Unlike the Year Beasts, they cannot be scared away by firecrackers alone. They possess great strength, great wisdom, and the art of change. Therefore, King Tang specially asked all the warriors to come to help, and I believe that with your efforts, these night beasts will definitely not disturb the safety of my people in the Tang Dynasty. ”

"Yes, we will not disappoint Your Majesty."

The NPCs replied in unison, leaving only a few players standing in place stupidly, staring at each other in a daze.

Xiaoxiaosheng couldn't help but complain in his heart: Your sister, you have practiced. A slogan is shouted so tacitly.

Wei Zheng looked at them with a smile as if he had just discovered these strangers in a daze, and said to a group of NPCs beside him.

"This mission is dangerous, and it is difficult to ensure that there is a gap in the middle. In order to ensure the personal safety of these Inhumans, His Majesty implores all warriors to protect these Inhumans as much as they can during the mission. ”

A teenager in the front row couldn't help but mutter: "The Chinese New Year's Eve mission is enough for only a few of us, and I don't know what His Majesty specially called these strangers to do." ”

Another teenager beside him couldn't help but mutter: "That's right, don't these strangers think that this operation is out for sightseeing?" Look at how thin they are one by one, and they look like they have no two flesh and two flesh, what kind of combat power can they have. I see, they're just a bunch of little white faces who have made meritorious deeds. ”

Among the players, except for Xiaoxiaosheng, everyone was stabbed by the words of the two teenagers, and they felt pain on their faces, as if someone was slapping their mouths fiercely.

For them, the players, being able to get the secret order of the Tang King represents the recognition of their own strength. They can stand out from tens of millions of players, which shows that they all have good strength. Unexpectedly, they were ridiculed by two yellow-haired children, which made them how to endure it.

Just when they couldn't help but open their mouths to scold angrily, Xiaoxiaosheng bent over with his fists clenched, and said with a slight bow:

"What the two young heroes said is right, our strength naturally cannot be compared with the heroes. But when I was lucky enough to be valued by the Tang King, I naturally had to make a contribution to my prosperous Tang Dynasty. Otherwise, wouldn't it be better than a pig and a dog, and be ashamed of His Majesty's love. ”

The two teenagers were still smug in their hearts, and when those strangers couldn't help but scold, they would give them some color. Unexpectedly, there was such an alternative among this stranger, and I couldn't help but look a little curious, looking at it with a smile.

As the saying goes, don't hit a smiling person with a smiley face, since Xiaoxiaosheng is so low-voiced, admitting that his strength is not as good as himself. The two teenagers didn't want to continue to taunt, they were just young and vigorous in the end, and they scratched their heads and apologized a little embarrassed.

"I'm sorry, big brother, but we said the wrong thing."

I am your seventh uncle and grandfather listening to it next to me, I can't stand it, when did he play games and suffer this anger. If it weren't for Xiaoxiaosheng desperately pulling on the side, he would have scolded a long time ago, in terms of scolding, he, a troll player in the national uniform, has never been afraid of anyone.

"I said that the anchor is big, why are you so cowardly, isn't it just a few NPCs, I'm afraid of a ball. Your performance, it's just disappointing. "I'm your seventh uncle and grandfather, and said to Xiaoxiaosheng very angrily.

Xiaoxiao smiled mysteriously: "Don't be impatient, isn't it just a few sarcastic words from two children, anyway, a few pieces of meat are missing." What's more, they also apologized. Besides, we can count on the help of these people, and you should not underestimate their strength. If you don't believe me, you'll see their output later. ”

Xiao Xiaosheng dared to be so sure, because he knew through the auction items of the Treasure Pavilion that these NPCs in front of him, who could be valued by Tang King Li Shimin, must all have strange treasures, or they themselves have amazing strength. Otherwise, they wouldn't be able to auction off the best equipment for the player in the Treasure Chamber. Unless they have better gear, there's no reason for them to sell gear with great perks.

It's just that he naturally won't say this. Anyway, the few people in front of me, the few people who hold the player's lofty identity, won't listen to it. Only by asking them to endure some hardships can they understand what it means that there is heaven outside the sky and there are people outside the people.

Wei Zheng waited for a long time, but he didn't see these strangers making trouble, so he couldn't help but shake his head in disappointment. I sighed in my heart and thought: Hey, I thought I could see an interesting farce, I could tell it to His Majesty and let him have fun. Unexpectedly, these aliens are actually a group of soft eggs, and they can't be compared with my heroic Tang people.

"Now that you're ready, let's team up and get ready for the mission. Those who perform well on Chinese New Year's Eve will receive His Majesty's reward and even enter the Kunlun Immortal Realm to cultivate. Therefore, you must not take it lightly, lest these strangers see your jokes. ”

"Yes, we will not disappoint Your Majesty."

Those aborigines once again replied in unison, just their language, gathered together, there is a momentum of swallowing the sky, which shows that their strength is indeed extraordinary. And this is indeed what they want, if it weren't for the sake of entering the Kunlun Immortal Realm, why would they come to suffer from it. For them, it is a kind of sin to take care of these lowly aliens like a wet nurse.

After Wei Zheng finished announcing the news and left.

Xiaoxiaosheng hurriedly trotted all the way to the two young men who had just spoken sarcastically about them, and said with a flattering face.

The two sons bothered. This mission is extremely difficult, and I know that my strength is limited, and I am afraid that I will miss your good deeds and disappoint Your Majesty. So I beg you two sons to take me on a mission together. ”

The two teenagers glanced at each other, and complained weakly in their hearts: Why is this stranger again, it is really enough to be dead. But...... Anyway, His Majesty also said, let us take care of them, and simply take him with you. Anyway, who to bring is not to bring.

"Alright! However, you will have to listen to us along the way. The older boy hesitated for a moment and then nodded in agreement.

I was your seventh uncle and grandfather who didn't pay attention, but I saw that Xiaoxiaosheng had come to the side of the two teenagers, and he hurriedly sent a message to Xiaoxiaosheng.

"Anchor, how can you be so willing to fall and go to those two yellow-haired children for help. Have you forgotten how they mock us players? ”

Xiaoxiaosheng took advantage of the fact that the two teenagers were not paying attention, and hurriedly replied to a message.

"Don't be in a hurry, listen to me slowly."

"Well, I'd like to see what you have to say." I'm your seventh uncle and grandfather, and I'm really a little disappointed in Xiaoxiaosheng.

Xiaoxiaosheng said slowly: "I don't know if you noticed, when Wei Zheng came, he only said a few words to these two teenagers. ”

"So what." I am your seventh uncle and grandfather, choked and smiled.

"Hey, please use your brain." Xiaoxiaosheng couldn't help but hold his forehead and said, "If it's an ordinary child, Wei Zheng can't help but have a family affair with the two teenagers." He obviously knew the family members of the two teenagers and regarded them as juniors, so he was willing to pull down and chat with them. Otherwise, why would he just have to chat with these two teenagers when there were so many NPCs. ”

"That'...... So what. Even so, you can't be so shameless and skinless to hug their thighs. "Fortunately, I'm your seventh uncle and grandfather, and I'm not very stupid, he has already realized what Xiaoxiaosheng is doing. To put it bluntly, the main force of this mission is these NPCs in front of you, and they, the players, are just hugging their thighs and lying down to win.

In this case, it is natural to choose a thigh that is thick enough to paddle comfortably on the side.

"Khan, you also said, we're just bastards with thighs, so of course we have to pick the thickest one." Xiaoxiao replied angrily.

"Besides, you don't want to think about it. What kind of people does Wei Zheng usually come into contact with, and how many people can be regarded by him as juniors. Therefore, I concluded that the elders of these two teenagers must be a high-ranking and powerful person, and they also have a good relationship with Wei Zheng. ”

I am your seventh uncle and grandfather When he heard this, he immediately said with a hippie smile: "Anchor, ask them quickly, there is still a shortage of errands in the team, you see how I am." ”

Xiaoxiao made a demonic expression and said, "I'm sorry, you're late, we just formed a team." You, don't ink, hurry up and put away the so-called player face, and go to those NPCs to hug their thighs. ”

"Eh, okay. I didn't expect the anchor to be good at playing games, even if your brain is so good, you can't let people live. "I'm your seventh uncle and grandfather, and said with some loss.

"Hmph, now I know how powerful this anchor is." Xiaoxiao said proudly.

There was one more thing he hadn't told the other party. That is, he inadvertently saw the weapons worn by the two teenagers on their waists, which were the famous Guangwu in the late stage of the dream. If he guessed correctly, both of these light martial arts have special effects with no level restrictions. As for the other NPCs, although the weapons in their hands are not ordinary, they are obviously not comparable to the weapons of these two teenagers.

That's why he ran over and hugged his thighs as soon as he was shameless, he had already decided, and this mission was just paddling honestly on the side.

As a player who has been playing online games all year round, Xiaoxiaosheng knows that as a player, it is not terrible to be incapable. But if you don't have the ability, you don't have self-knowledge, then it's terrible. When there is no ability, how to lie down and win is something that every player needs to learn.

He didn't want to, obviously he didn't have the strength, but he ran to pretend to be forced. As a result, he didn't get anything, and he had to suffer a lot of anger, that kind of taste, he didn't want to try.

Xiaoxiaosheng hung up the call with the other party and turned his head to communicate with the two teenagers.

"I am laughing and laughing, and I haven't asked the two sons for their names."

The slightly older young man smiled heartily and replied, "Big brother, you are too polite, my name is Cheng Ruobing, this is my younger brother Cheng Ruoshui." ”

After Xiaoxiaosheng heard it, he felt that these two names were quite familiar, and when he thought about it in his heart, he knew who the two teenagers in front of him were, and they were the great-grandsons of Cheng Yanjin.

smiled and said in his heart, no wonder these two teenagers, dressed in brocade and well-armed, turned out to be people with backgrounds.

"It turned out to be the unicorn of the Duke of Lu's family, I said how I was happy when I saw the two sons, and I couldn't help but want to get close."

"Don't dare, don't dare." Cheng Ruobing and Cheng Ruoshui waved their hands again and again to refuse, but the two of them were clearly a little happy on their faces.

These two people are children's hearts in the end, and they were deliberately praised by Xiaoxiaosheng for a few words, and they called Xiaoxiaosheng brothers. This made the other two NPCs next to him very hot, but it was impossible for the two of them to put down their old faces and flatter the two young men. The two of them had to close their eyes and pretend not to see it. Out of sight, out of mind.

Xiaoxiaosheng smiled secretly when he saw it: I didn't expect that after NetEase opened the intelligence system of NPCs, these NPCs were like real people and had their own thinking, which was also incredible. It seems that in the future, in the dream journey to the west, it will not be so boring.