Chapter 209 is miserable
Xiong Ba smiled bitterly with a wry face, isn't it us, your old man just saw it, it's a day, his face hurts, this kick is really ruthless!
However, looking at Xiao Qingling's worried look, Xiong Ba straightened his chest, and the bear paw slapped on his chest: "Sister, do you see that the fourth brother and I seem to be so weak and untouchable, brother, my body is strong!"
Over, Xiong Ba couldn't care about Xiao Qingling, and ran directly to Qin Wuxian's side with a grin, bowing his head and laughing: "Boss, you are so powerful, I haven't seen you for a while, my old bear is not your opponent anymore, the boss's kick just now, it's so handsome, it's too domineering, my old bear was almost sucked back to the demon forest by the boss's kick!"
This sycophant is really slippery, Qin Wuxian is very useful, and gave Xiong Ba an appreciative look, you talk, Young Master Ben is optimistic about you, you will be the second child in the future!
At this time, Han Yuxi was stunned, he never thought that Xiong Ba could shoot the ass so smoothly, and this guy's words were not so smooth, could it be that this guy practiced 1,800 times in order to pat the fart, so he slipped like this?
However, it is very slippery to pat on the back, but in the eyes of Han Yuxi, it feels very embarrassing, it is really embarrassing, this bastard, forget it if he doesn't see himself as the demon emperor, he actually flatters Qin Wuxie, isn't this a shame for the demon forest?
A fierce light appeared in the eyes of the Demon Emperor, and poor Xiong Lao Si had not yet realized that he was going to be unlucky.
"Innocent boss, woo, I didn't see you, I just miss you day and night, I really want to be by the boss's side, saddle the boss before and after"
Hou Yiyuan and Xiao Qingling, who were in the distance, heard Xiong Ba's words, and they were all cold, and Hou Yiyuan scolded in a low voice with a dark face: "Sycophant!"
Xiao Qingling nodded in agreement, and said disdainfully: "I didn't expect the fourth brother to be such a person, I won't pay attention to him in the future!"
Xiao Qingling pouted, he was angry with Xiong Ba's appearance, the situation in front of him was not unexpected, if he asked him to beat Qin Wuxie's big villain, he would definitely not do it, and he would scold himself.
Thinking of this, Xiao Qingling was weak for a while, but fortunately, there was still Hou Yiyuan, looking at Hou Yiyuan's contemptuous face, Xiao Qingling breathed a sigh of relief.
Fortunately, the seventh brother will not be the same as the fourth brother, and I will not lose, at most it will be a draw.
"Stopββ, second bear, you have a heart, big brother, I miss you too!"
Qin Wuxian was covered with goosebumps from Xiong Ba's rhetoric, and hurriedly stopped this guy from continuing, Qin Wuxian had no doubt at all, this guy must have prepared the manuscript in advance and wrote it down, otherwise how could it be so slippery and not repeated.
"But, Xiong Er, what's the fuck about you dressed like this?"
Qin Wuxian was very strange, how could this guy and that Hou Yiyuan dress like this, it was really eye-catching.
"Boss, when I came, I saw that you humans were wearing beautiful flowers, so I used the silver that Qin Shisan gave me last time to buy some clothes, isn't it very beautiful?"
With that, Xiong Ba also spun around and winked at Qin Wuxie cutely.
This action made Qin Wuxie's face pale, and he almost didn't spit it out, my mother, are you going to disgust me to death?
"Boss, we also brought you a gift, Monkey Seven, hurry up and come over to see the innocent boss, and the gift, bring it too!"
Hou Yiyuan's face was overjoyed, the opportunity came, directly under Xiao Qingling's stunned expression, he rushed over, and said with a smile: "Innocent boss, I am Hou Yiyuan, it's good if you call me Hou, this is a gift from me and the fourth brother, see which one you like?"
, the remaining eight bandeau dresses were taken out, and they looked so beautiful, but unfortunately, this was worn by girls.
Hou Yiyuan turned his head, looking at the demon emperor whose face was getting darker and darker, more and more gloomy, and the gloomy demon emperor who was about to drip water, he was startled, and hurriedly smiled affectionately: "Emperor, we also bought you a gift, look at it, do you like these?"
Then, Hou Yiyuan took out the skirt and stuffed two big red ones into Han Xi's hand, and said with a smile: "Boss, I think this dress suits you very well, you definitely look good in it." β
At this time, Xiong Ba's eyes widened: "Where is the emperor?"
When I turned my head to look, I saw that the face of the Demon Emperor Han Xixi was even more gloomy, Xiong Ba immediately turned pale, and trembled all over, the emperor's expression was so scary, it was over, he must be angry with me.
Seeing that Hou Yiyuan still had clothes in his hands, he immediately brought over two emerald green bandeau dresses, and said with a smile: "Emperor, you see these two are also very beautiful, this is what my old bear bought for you!"
At this time, Xiao Qingling held his forehead with his hand and glanced at the two rammed goods with pity: "It's over, these two guys are finished, the horse's fart is slapped on the horse's leg!"
Sure enough, the Demon Emperor was panting angrily, gritting his teeth and looking at these two rammed goods, and finally laughed, laughing so hard that people shuddered: "Okay, very good, the emperor asked you to send the elixir quickly, you still have time to buy things, just forget it, you actually bought a bunch of female clothes, as well as this belly pocket, and this, the key is that you are still shameless in wearing female clothes, it is really a shame for our demon clan, and this emperor will kill his relatives today!"
"Ahh
Xiong Ba was scared of the miserable, his whole face turned pale, Hou Yiyuan too, almost didn't scare pee, this guy turned his eyes, turned around and ran, watching Hou Yiyuan run, Xiong Ba also turned around and ran.
"Mom, Emperor, I'm going to kill someone, run!"
"Run, can you run?"
Han Yuxi sneered, stretched out his two big hands, and took a shot in the air: "Di Qiankun, Juyuan Lock Dragon!"
A trick that has been tried and tested, in Han Xi's hand, the one used is called a smooth, and it is even a fly that does not want to escape from the palm of her hand.
What's more, it's still two big living people.
Xiong Ba and Hou Yiyuan, two strange people, were directly locked, the whole person couldn't move, cold sweat flowed down Liangrao's face, and he wanted to ask for mercy, but Han Yuxi had imprisoned them, so that they didn't come out a word.
"Two rammed goods, this emperor will let you know why the flowers are so red!"
Over, the Demon Emperor laughed fiercely, this hideous smile reminded Qin Wuxian of the last time the Demon Emperor came to Zhennan Palace.
Qin Wuxian was taken aback: ", this girl is going crazy, Bear Er, Monkey Seven, brother mourns for you!"
Han Xi was furious, it was quite frightening.
At that time, Qin Wuxian had a personal experience, so when he saw Han Yuxi gritting his teeth and that hideous smile, Qin Wuxian felt a pain in his head and a chill down his spine.
This girl, her hands are too rough, too terrifying, and she is simply scared to death!
Qin Wuxian took a few steps back, looked at Hou Yiyuan and Xiong Ba, who were caught by Han Xi's move, and said sympathetically: "Xiong Er, Monkey Laoqi, you have to hold on, you have to believe that the darkness before dawn will eventually pass." β
Although Qin Wuxie's words were full of sympathy, Qin Wuxie's face was full of schadenfreude, tilting his head, looking forward to the next wonderful show.
Now Qin Wuxie just moved a stool, then made a cup of tea, brought a plate of melon seeds, and came over to watch the play.
Looking at Qin Wuxie's appearance, Han Yuxi glared at Qin Wuxie.
This bastard, with a nice mouth, sounds heartwarming, but looking at his style, he can definitely make people angry.
However, no matter what Qin Wuxian was doing, at this time, Han Yuxi was really angry, Xiong Ba and Hou Yiyuan, the two rammed goods, made her angry heart ache, she definitely couldn't spare this guy, and she actually dared to buy me that kind of clothes.
Thinking of this, Han Xixi felt a wave of anger go straight to his heart, and then his anger was full, and all of them turned red: "You two rammed goods, the emperor has already explained, let you send the elixir as soon as possible, not only did you procrastinate so much to arrive, but after arriving, you actually had the leisure to go shopping, and also bought these colorful clothes." β
Han Xiqi's handsome face was flushed, at this time, it can no longer be described by gritting his teeth, and the current Han Xiqi is completely a rhythm that is about to open a big move and then kill everything.
However, when it came to those colorful clothes, Qin Wuxian took a look, if such clothes were worn on Han Xi's body, I don't know what kind of style it was?
Qin Wuxian looked at Han Xianxi with a smile, and joked with a smile: "Yuanxi, if you put it on and try it, I think this is also a piece of Xiong Lao Er and Monkey Lao Qi's heart for you, think about it, the two brothers came from thousands of miles to send the elixir, came, and did not forget to take out all their family wealth and buy clothes for their emperor, what a sincere heart, this feeling, that is, this young master is moved, Yuanxi, I think you will wear it and try it, if it is not good-looking, you are cutting them." β
What a good man, what a great man!
Xiong Ba burst into tears, and the emotion in his heart was that he wanted to immediately give Qin Wuxian a thank you and thank you for understanding our hearts.
It's just that they don't speak at all, so it's a cheat.
The Demon Emperor didn't give them a chance to defend themselves at all, which made them feel a little aggrieved, and now that Qin Wuxian was like this, they felt even more aggrieved.
Hou Yiyuan's heart is crying, and his heart is already crying and dripping blood.
Woo, we are also your brothers, and we are also the demon king, why is the emperor not as good as Qin Wuxian to understand us, am I a wild monkey, too sad, woo, the baby is bitter, the baby wants to hug
Han Yuxi's face turned red, he glanced at Qin Wuxian fiercely, and took a sip: "Phew, don't think I don't know what you're thinking, just give up!"
This bastard, if he wants me to show him that kind of clothes, don't think about it, no, don't even think about it, it's impossible.
In Han Xi's eyes, that kind of bandeau dress is indeed very beautiful, and it can perfectly show the cost of women's rao, especially the career line, the slender waist, and the delicate place of the style, which is simply a woman's favorite dress.
However, I am used to wearing men's clothes and treating myself as a man, and I can't accept it anyway.
"You're going to die that heart, you want me to dress like that to show you, don't even think about it. β
Qin Wuxian touched his nose and cut off: "Who is rare, maybe your chest is like a rolling pin rolled out, all the way is flat, it doesn't look good to wear this, besides, Young Master Ben wants to see it, more people wear this clothes to show Young Master Ben, and it is rare for you to make it." βγ
"You" was in a hurry, his liver fire was even more vigorous, his delicate body trembled, and he gritted his silver teeth.
If it weren't for the fact that he only had two hands, now Han Yuxi really wanted to stretch out his hand to Qin Wuxie: "Di Qiankun, Juyuan Lock Dragon!"
It's a pity, at this time, even if Han Yuxi is reborn, she can't do this, let alone do it, because Qin Wuxian also gave her a peerless divine sword just now.
However, not being able to arrest Qin Wuxian and vent his anger does not mean that he can't go out to Xiong Ba and Hou Yiyuan.
Therefore, the anger towards Hou Yiyuan and Xiong Ba, as well as the anger towards Qin Wuxian, were all counted on Hou Yiyuan and Xiong Ba's heads at once.
Poor Xiong Ba and Hou Yiyuan, the innocent boss they were very grateful to, quietly tricked them.
It's really that there is no pit in life, and you can't get up after a long time!
His eyes were full of anger, and he ingested Xiong Ba, gritted his teeth, and roared angrily: "I don't look at what kind of bear you look like, you are still dressed like this, you don't know how fucking disgusting it is, this emperor wants to vomit when he sees you." β
Then, Han Yuxi raised a foot and kicked directly on Xiong Ba's buttocks, poor Xiong Ba flew directly like he was on a plane, grabbing his hands indiscriminately, and screaming again and again: "Ah, it hurts, my ass has been kicked in half!"
Hearing Xiong Ba's words, everyone despised them, you fuck, this pretending to be too fake, can you be a little more careful, isn't your ass not two halves, but a whole one?
Hou Yiyuan secretly despised it, but feeling the rapid regression of the scenery in front of him, Hou Yiyuan was frightened and wanted to scream, but he couldn't scream.
Han Xi's face was even more gloomy, and this time, he kicked Hou Yiyuan's ass hard: "Rammer, you go too!"
Hou Yiyuan's body was also directly kicked by Han Yuxi.
Hou Yiyuan felt that his ass was about to be kicked to rot, the key thing is that Hou Yiyuan felt that the kick of the Demon Emperor just now almost kicked his chrysanthemum, and if he was a little forward, he would be able to kick and break his eggs.
"Ah, I'm done, my ass is kicked and bleeding, it's so red!" Hou Yiyuan imitated Xiongba's appearance, but this guy covered his ass with both hands, stretched his neck, his face was red and his neck was thick, and he roared hoarsely.
It seems that this is the only way to reflect how miserable he was beaten.
Qin Wuxian staggered, almost didn't flash his waist, and looked at Hou Yiyuan with black lines on his head, are you fucking sure you're not teasing me, isn't the monkey's ass red?
If it's not red, why are people always looking at you, blushing like a monkey's ass.
It's a shame that this bastard can shout out, and kick and bleed, you fucking this is a big aunt, what a living treasure.
And Xiong Ba heard Hou Yiyuan so hoarse and miserable, he was startled, and turned his head to look at Hou Yiyuan, who quickly caught up with him, Xiong Ba was stunned for a moment, angry, you are paralyzed, such a despicable monkey Lao Qi.
On second thought, if you do, won't I, Lao Xiong?
Xiong Ba pinched his neck, his face was full of bruises, and he was panting, as if he was about to finish: "Ah, my whole body bones are broken, I can't do it, Emperor, I know it's wrong!"
Han Yuxi smiled, looking at this pair of living treasures, the smile was even more hideous, gritting his teeth, these two bastards, the emperor didn't use much strength at all, they were like this, so good, really good.
The Demon Emperor was furious, this time he was completely angry: "You, you two rammers, this emperor not only wants you to know why the flowers are so red, but also why the flowers are withering!"
Then, without waiting for Xiong Ba and Hou Yiyuan to fall, Han Xianxi took a shot at Xiong Ba, that tried and tested trick was always so effective, of course, when he met Qin Wuxie, it would fail.
Xiong Ba's body fell directly to Han Yuxi, and just when Xiong Ba's body was about to land, Han Yuxi sneered: "Ramming, you like to call so much, I will fulfill you!"
Raised a kick, this kick Han Xixi did not spare his hand, and directly hit Xiong Ba's buttocks, Xiong Ba's face turned pale, and he felt a pain that was torn in half, as if his ass was really going to be kicked in half.
"Ahh
With a scream, Xiong Ba's figure shot towards a wall like a cannonball, and then left a human figure and continued to fly by, Xiong Ba didn't have time to think about it, he immediately hugged his head, and his body was like a round ball, plowing a deep mark on the ground.
Hou Yiyuan is no exception, Han Yuanxi's figure flashed, rushed into the air, slender beautiful legs, and directly pumped down, Hou Yiyuan's eyes were almost out of his sockets, his mouth opened wide, saliva flew out, and he couldn't breathe.
"Bang!"
There was a loud bang that shook the ground, and in the courtyard of the palace, the road paved with hard bluestone slabs rolled up heavy smoke and dust, and the bluestone slabs shattered into slag and flew to the ground.
The original sheep intestines were completely broken, and a huge pit appeared, and Hou Yiyuan's whole body curled up in the big pit
Qin Wuxian stretched out his head and glanced at it, and his face turned pale in fright, my obedient, this is really too ruthless, too terrifying, and too rough, in a big pit with a radius of three meters and a depth of more than two meters, Hou Yiyuan gasped and didn't say a word.
The Xiong Ba over there, the situation is also not good, the body of this cargo is like a meteorite, ploughing the earth out of a ravine, and finally buried in the soil, the arched mound, if a stone tablet is erected, on which is written the tomb of the Xiong Ba, it will be perfect.
"Smack!"
After finishing the work, Han Yuxi clapped his hands, glanced at the two rammed goods, and snorted coldly: "You dare to pretend in front of me, it's really untidy!"
At this moment, Han Xi's appearance is really domineering and terrifying, Xiao Qingling, who was frightened, shrank his head, glanced at Hou Yiyuan and Xiong Ba, and stuck out his tongue, Fourth Brother, Seventh Brother, it's not that my sister won't help you, it's really that you are going farther and farther on the road to death, and my sister can't do anything.