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When Xiaoxiaosheng opened his eyes again, he had already arrived in a strange place. Here the spring flowers are blooming, the birds are singing and the flowers are fragrant, the colorful butterflies are flying, the willow branches are dancing in the wind, and the air is rippling with the fragrance of spring grass and earth.

The moment he entered this world, he was attracted by the object in front of him, which was a building about ten feet high.

I saw that the building card carved dragon and phoenix, gilt hollow carved with some complicated and gorgeous patterns, showing the royal style. If you take a closer look, you will see that there are a few words on the building card, which is shining with dazzling golden light, like stars, twinkling and flashing, very eye-catching. Looking at it, he saw a few gilded characters written on it, which was the three words of the Royal Beast Garden, if he didn't guess wrong, this should be the place where the Jade Emperor raised the divine beasts.

Looking down further, I saw a few heavenly soldiers with thick eyebrows and big eyes, dressed in green armor, wearing bright helmets, wearing ribbons woven of fairy feathers, and holding spears.

The heavenly soldier at the head stepped forward and reprimanded angrily: "Bold mortals, dare to trespass into the Royal Beast Garden, come on, take it for me." ”

Well, the other party said everything so clearly, and the next thing is naturally to get straight to the point and start fighting.

After entering the battle, only three Heavenly Court guards appeared on the opposite side.

Xiao Xiaosheng commanded the battle while explaining: "Seeing that this brainless plan is not written, what kind of garbage lines are written, it is obvious that they sent me in, and they said as if I love to come to this ghost place." Hum! He also slandered me for breaking in, thinking that I was a famous laughing student, and if I wanted to come to such a small zoo, I still need to use it? Let me tell you, the Jade Emperor used to use eight sedan chairs to carry me over, and I didn't even bother to come, because the arrogant man was uncomfortable to sit on. ”

"666, don't say much, a hundred immortal jades are sent, anchor, please start your performance."

Since the last update, all the gifts in the live broadcast of Fantasy Journey to the West have become fairy jade, and major anchors can exchange fairy jade for money, and they can also use them for consumption in fantasy.

"Peanuts and melon seeds are drunk, come on, comrades on both sides, please put your legs away."

"The front row sells a small bench, you can see it clearly in the front row, you can see it well, what are you waiting for, hurry up and pick up the phone in your hand and start ordering."

"Damn, am I in the wrong place, how does this feel like following up the movie theater."

"Didn't you listen to what the local tyrant in the front row said, let the anchor start his performance, what we are watching is the anchor's one-man show, called: Pretending to be a forced life, so exciting."

"Poof, in fact, the anchor has already started performing, I will serve the anchor if I brag, and the draft will not be played, and the record will be broken in minutes."

Xiaoxiaosheng scolded: "You little sluts, you want to see my jokes again, haha, I'm not as good as you want." Keep your eyes open and take a good look at how the anchor and I abuse these little characters. ”

"Grandpa, you will transform directly in a while, if you come to the sister, you will directly use the tornado to consume blood, the Buddha sister will use the chirp crookedly, and the meow Xiaomi sister will use the Five Elements Spell. Hmph, we don't need to defend against these little minions at all. ”

The first round starts.

Xiaoxiaosheng relied on the advantage of speed and directly sealed a small monster next to him. He really didn't have any idea about the main monster. Let's not say that the other party is a Heavenly Court guard, just say that the other party is the small boss in the final mission, he has to give the other party enough respect, otherwise he is afraid that he will turn over the water. What's more, as a member of the Heavenly Soldiers, the opponent itself has a high spell resistance.

Because it's a mob, there's no difficulty, except for a little more blood, the attack isn't very high.

After Xiaoxiaosheng was hit by the other party, he looked at the blood bar that was not obvious and smiled, smiled disdainfully, and grinned and explained: "See, deal with this kind of little monster, sprinkle water." I stood still and let him fight, but he couldn't beat me. Cut, just kidding, I'm laughing and laughing at the monster killer, and I'm not a wasted person. ”

The second round begins.

The two sides have reached the level of exchanging blood with each other, but because there are two sisters from the healing department on their side, they have some advantages in terms of blood volume.

But on the other side is the Heavenly Court guard, and there is still a healing medicine that should be available, so I saw the Heavenly Court guard on the left who was beaten with a blue nose and swollen face, fed himself a healing medicine, and saw that the scars on his body disappeared in an instant, and the whole person recovered as before, and once again had sufficient combat effectiveness.

Xiaoxiao was anxious, and shouted in the live broadcast room: "Why is this meowing still fouled, if you say that you will fight back, you won't scold back?" Who allowed you to take your medicine? If you are thick-skinned, I will admit it, all when you are thick-skinned. But if you take medicine, I can't bear it, how good it is to die obediently, I have to struggle, it's really cheap. ”

In his live broadcast room, he suddenly burst into laughter.

"Poof, it's the first time I've seen such a brazen person, cooperating with the entire rules of the game, it's all up to you."

"Hahaha, I just like to see this stinky and shameless look."

"The anchor is a kind person? Inexistent. His cheekiness is basically enough to withstand a nuclear bomb. ”

Xiaoxiaosheng explained with an exaggerated expression: "Oh, you viewers are really wrong to blame me." You call me shameless, and I won't admit it. Let's speak in good conscience, first of all, as a small boss, even if there is so much blood, he has been recovering, if you meet it, you are not annoyed. To be reasonable,Which monster have you ever seen that still comes with its own recovery.,This is also a dream.,I'll tell you.,In other games,Like this kind of small boss,I don't know how many times I've died.。 ”

"Anchor, you're right, but it still can't hide your shamelessness."

"The anchor won't be a Harvard graduate, right?"

"No, if you want me to say, the anchor should be a person who cultivates the truth, and what he cultivates is the big shameless technique. Legend has it that this technique has the power to penetrate the heavens and the earth, and it cannot be practiced by people who are not two-skinned. Judging from my years of experience in walking the rivers and lakes, I pinched my fingers and calculated that the anchor had relied on this technique to cultivate the realm of a saint, reaching the point where people are invincible in the world if they are shameless, which is really terrifying. The old man didn't expect that this technique had disappeared from the Three Realms for so many years, and today it would reappear in the rivers and lakes again, and I don't know what kind of bloody rain it would cause and what kind of changes it would bring to the rivers and lakes. ”

", upstairs talent, no wonder the anchor can always come back to life in trouble, it turns out that it is the role of these two faces."

Xiaoxiaosheng looked like he couldn't cry or laugh: "Okay, okay, you are the master of the audience, you say it, this anchor doesn't care about you little sluts." ”

Round 3 begins.

Because the two mobs were sealed by Xiaoxiaosheng, now in the field, only the small boss of the Heavenly Soldier Leader can move freely. Inevitably, the night was long and dreamy, so the opponent used drugs again, so Xiaoxiaosheng directly ordered his teammates.

"Grandpa, don't use the lion to fight, just use the pictogram to seal the boss on the opposite side for me, so that he won't cheat and secretly take medicine."

"Okay, anchor, you'll see." I am your seventh uncle and grandfather, who is passionate, and his eyes are longingly fixed on the target, as if he is going to swallow the other party alive.

After Xiaoxiaosheng saw his eyes, he couldn't help but shudder: I'll go, this thing won't have any special fetishes, okay, this little look is too scary.

Although I am your seventh uncle and grandfather, I am already equipped with gems, but because of his main strength, he does not have an advantage in speed, which also gives the little boss room to operate.

The leader of the Heavenly Court guards shouted angrily, rushed forward, and used the skill of sweeping thousands of armies at Xiao Xiaosheng. I saw that the spear in his hand seemed to have turned into countless sharp blades, and smashed into Xiao Xiaosheng's fragile body one after another, directly beating Xiao Xiaosheng into blood.

Xiaoxiaosheng's face changed in fright, and he exclaimed: "Fuck, you are obviously holding a gun, why do you use the skills of other people's Tang Dynasty Mansions." ”

"Anchor, you're naughty again, who stipulates that people can't use the skills of swordsmen when they use guns, and you don't allow people to play cheap occasionally. So the question is, is it the anchor who is cheap, or this little boss is cheap. ”

"Then you still need to ask, of course it's the anchor, it's still the anchor. Don't watch the anchor take a fan and pretend to be Sven every day, but don't forget, the anchor will use a cheap free life. ”

"The anchor, the heavenly soldier on the other side said: You can skin your skin, treat you as a melon skin. This is a gift from me, please smile. ”

Xiaoxiaosheng was powerless to complain: I laughed at you and almost beat me to death.

How could Xiaoxiaosheng have the time to deal with these audiences at this moment, he was so frightened that his little heart fluttered, and he quickly patted his chest and said, "Oh, I'll go, this guy makes a good hand!" I almost lost my brother's life, no, I want to take revenge. ”

At this time, I saw a figure as fast as lightning, rushing straight over, wielding the double hammer in his hand and smashing it fiercely at the leader of the heavenly soldiers.

I am your seventh uncle and grandfather who don't look at the results, he turned around and left in a chic manner, he smiled and said with a smile: "Don't be afraid, the anchor, I have avenged you, and sealed this guy with a pictogram, see how arrogant he will be in the next round." ”

Xiaoxiaosheng looked at me very speechlessly, and I was your seventh uncle and grandfather's wonderful performance, and the other party was like a mentally handicapped child in his eyes at the moment.

He sighed and said, "Damn, are you stupid, that thing has been used to sweep thousands of troops, and you still expect him to be able to move in the next turn?" Besides, let's take a look at the results and report back to the results. I have to say that you turned around in a chic way just now, looking very handsome, but unfortunately it was not an egg, because you didn't seal the other party at all. ”

I am your seventh uncle and grandfather, looking innocently at Xiaoxiaosheng, aggrieved like a two-hundred-pound child. He opened his mouth, looking like he wanted to say something and stopped: Didn't you say that I should use pictograms, it didn't achieve the expected effect, this blames me?

The fourth round begins.

Because several units on the other side were restricted in their ability to move at the same time, they could only watch Xiaoxiao give birth to a few people, taking turns to step forward and output, constantly ravaging themselves.

Xiaoxiaosheng commanded, and said with an evil smile: "See, this is what will happen to me." A bunch of scumbags, still thinking about changing their lives against the sky, I tell you, that's impossible. ”

"The anchor is about to wake up, the sun is all on his ass."

"Hey, demon spirit, my cow is running into the sky. What the? You ask me why my cows fly in the sky. That's because, right now, I'm watching a live stream by a guy named Xiaoxiaosheng. ”

"FBI, hurry up and call someone over, someone is pretending to be here, the scene is completely out of control."

smiled and sighed: "Hey, you little sluts, you are jealous of me who is so handsome and powerful, so you will hack me so unscrupulously." Don't worry, I, like a god, won't meet you little sluts. ”

At the end of the fourth round, the two Heavenly Soldiers on the opposite side had already been killed by their combined efforts, and there was only one remnant of the Celestial Soldier Leader left.

The fifth round begins.

The leader of the soldiers seemed to realize that the situation was not good, and he was so anxious that he spun around in place, and suddenly he had an idea, and he actually came up with a way to escape.

As soon as the round began, I saw that the leader of the heavenly soldiers glared angrily, and shouted: "You despicable mortals, today, first violated the rules of heaven and forcibly broke into the Royal Beast Garden, not to mention, but now you are even more bold to cover the sky, and dare to hurt us and other heavenly soldiers and generals, you simply don't know whether you live or die." I tell you, you are doomed to die today. As the saying goes, mountains and rivers meet, heaven is a good reincarnation, I will take the first step and move the rescuers, you bold mortals, wait for me. ”

After finishing speaking, he completely ignored his two subordinates and ran directly into the distance.

Xiaoxiaosheng was stunned at first, then shook the feather fan lightly, and pretended to be indifferent: "See, I told you a long time ago, the anchor is against the sky, and even this heavenly soldier and general are so frightened that I run away." Hahaha, how could I be so invincible, I really admire myself! ”

"Come on, hurry up and give the anchor medicine, his hysteria is committed again. Hey, it's not me talking about you, I told you a long time ago, remember to take medicine before going out, you just don't listen. You see, now that you're sick, do you think you're invincible in the world again, I tell you, it doesn't exist. ”

"It's not good for the anchor to pretend to be old, what should I do, most of it is wasted, just give it a beating."

He was afraid that he had forgotten who it was just now, and he was almost killed by the other party's stick. That guy, screaming miserably, scared the old sow next door to me, and it turned out to be difficult to give birth, and he was really a litter of blind piglets. ”

"I'll go, the big brother upstairs, you cow, then your house next door won't let you lose money."

"How can that, I told him that I was caring for mentally disabled children, and I was watching his live broadcast, and I was going to donate some money to mentally disabled children. Originally, my neighbor didn't believe it, but after he saw the anchor say these words, he believed it at the time, and immediately took out a few tickets for me, and said to me seriously: 'This kid is not easy, he is obviously mentally retarded, but he still has to rely on acting skills to win people's hearts, as an audience, you must give him the greatest support. ’”

"Poof, how many gods have been in the barrage since ancient times, sit and watch the gods, how to trick the anchor."

Xiaoxiaosheng was shocked, and couldn't help but complain in his heart:, no matter which world the audience is, the lethality of this barrage is so great.

"I'm telling you, I can remember you little bitches who mess with the rhythm. I tell you, in the future, the price of all those who come to me to buy weapons will be doubled, and I don't think you will dare to die. ”

Those viewers were scared at the time and begged for mercy.

"The anchor is big, I'm a true fan, I don't dare anymore. I revealed, it's all the rhythm of a few of them, and I'm just confused for a while, so I will listen to their nonsense and show my love to you verbally. Yes, that's right, it's a show of love. As the saying goes, beating is kissing, scolding is love, in order to reflect my love for you, I can't help but scold you like this. ”

"Anchor, don't listen to him, you see that this thing is still justifying, not as upright as me. Anchor, I confess, I'm guilty, anchor, you are like a fire in that winter, warming people's hearts, you are like an oasis in the desert, nourishing all things, anchor, you are ...... Hey, I, I can't make it up. ”

Xiaoxiao gritted her teeth angrily: "Damn, is it easy for me to be an anchor, not to mention explaining all kinds of fantasy strategies to you every day, but also bringing you so much fun, if you are not grateful, forget it, I still come to take me rhythm every day, what a group of souls." ”

"Hahaha, who made you cute."

"Yes, yes, no one loves it! Hahaha......"

"I said you are enough, although the anchor is stupid and cute, but please take care of the mentally handicapped child, he is also a part of this world, please give him a little more care."

Xiaoxiao laughed angrily, and scolded with a smile: "Damn, mentally retarded, you little sluts, I'll turn off the broadcast if you bring the rhythm again." ”

"Don't, anchor, we were wrong."

"Brothers, let's talk less, there are really not many consciences in the industry like anchors."

"Anchor, I was wrong, you better continue to broadcast live, I still want to see how you get the divine beast."

Xiaoxiao smirked, "Hmph, that's pretty much it, okay, now let's move on to the next location and see what awaits us there." ”