The golden rooster broke dawn, everything recovered, and Xiaoxiaosheng was woken up by the whistling sound in the sky before he slept enough. In the view of the pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info no matter in which world, Chinese people have a special feeling for the New Year.

Xiaoxiao was angry and covered his head with a pillow, but found that the earth-shattering cheers seemed to be pervasive, and this small pillow could not stop the cheers of those people at all. He has a heavy wake-up gas, which also stems from his physical condition, every time he is woken up in a time of lack of sleep, he feels pain in his chest and has difficulty breathing.

When Xiaoxiaosheng found out that he couldn't sleep no matter what, he had to angrily throw away the pillow on his head and sit up, but the closed eyes seemed to be glued with super glue, and he couldn't open them.

it...... So, the New Year or something, the most annoying. Because, every time at this time, he would fall into a state of exhaustion, and he would fall into all kinds of noises every day, and it would last for days, and he would be drunk even if he thought about it.

As the saying goes, if you can't resist, it's better to ...... Close your eyes and endure.

Xiaoxiaosheng struggled for a while, and finally relied on his amazing willpower to leave the warm embrace of the quilt. He looked at his big bed with reluctant eyes, and said in his heart: Farewell, my beloved bed concubine, you have to be a little patient, the parting at this moment is for tonight's meeting, and I will definitely come to spoil you again tonight.

He washed up, ate a bit, and got into the game, so as not to face the noisy noises.

Xiaoxiaosheng didn't expect that as soon as he entered the game, he received a flying pigeon from his master. Speaking of his master, it is really in the Three Realms, no one knows, no one knows, his master is the three-star cave of the slanting moon - Bodhi Ancestor is also, according to legend, even the Monkey King who made trouble in the heavenly palace are his former disciples.

It's just that the monkey is stubborn by nature, can't bear the loneliness, and loves the red dust, and before he can learn the skills of the Bodhi ancestor, he was driven down the mountain by the Bodhi ancestor and let him do it himself. just warned him that no matter where he went, he was not allowed to say that he was the apprentice of Bodhi Ancestor, otherwise he would withdraw his ability.

As soon as Xiaoxiaosheng saw the summoning of the master, whether it was anything or not, he had to take a look, otherwise, if it was rumored that he was a deviant and deceived the teacher and destroyed the ancestors, I am afraid that the popularity he had gathered with great difficulty would dissipate.

Xiaoxiaosheng trotted all the way back to the master's gate, and shouted at the Bodhi ancestor from afar: "Master, happy new year, bring the red envelope." ”

Bodhi Ancestor couldn't hear it with a smile on his face, he waved his long sleeves, his hands danced in the dust, and tried to pretend to be a master of the world, as if he was not affected by Xiaoxiaosheng's words.

After Xiaoxiaosheng came to the side of Bodhi Ancestor, he said with a hippie smile: "Master, good luck in the New Year, I wish you a long and prosperous life." I don't know what is important when you always greet apprentices? ”

Bodhi Ancestor closed his eyes with a solemn expression, as if he didn't see Xiaoxiaosheng's expression, but judging from the corners of his mouth that kept tugging, it was obvious that he still noticed Xiaoxiaosheng's appearance.

He lightly tapped Xiaoxiaosheng with floating dust, and said angrily: "Bad man, you still know that it is the New Year, since it is the New Year, why don't you come to visit as a teacher, do you have me as a master in your heart?" ”

Xiaoxiaosheng rubbed his nose with his hand, smiled awkwardly, and said in his heart: What good is it for me to come to see you, I am reluctant to give even a red envelope, because I usually work so hard to help you run errands. However, although he thought so in his heart, he didn't dare to say it when these words killed him.

"Master, look at what you are talking about, I am not busy helping King Tang deal with the Xi Beast, and then he sent it to Kunlun Wonderland, where can I see you. Besides, look at your scream, won't I just go back with a? If you want to say that I don't have you in my heart, it really hurts the young and fragile heart of the apprentice. ”

Bodhi Ancestor couldn't help but smile bitterly, why every disciple he valued was so stubborn. This son is quite like the monkey...... That's it, the past is unbearable, today is the New Year, you should be happy, the past, let it pass. It's just that...... But this scoundrel had to be disciplined well, lest he follow in the footsteps of the monkey.

"As a teacher, I have lived in the mountains for a long time, and I have been thinking about it for a long time, coinciding with the New Year, and there are many old friends who have not seen each other for many years. Now I will give you a task to help the teacher see those old friends, and by the way, ask them to order the ingredients for making dumplings. Bodhi Ancestor said to Xiao Xiaosheng.

Xiaoxiaosheng asked with a blank face: "Master, I don't read much, don't lie to me." If you are really quiet, shouldn't you personally care about them asking for ingredients, why don't you need my apprentice? ”

Bodhi Ancestor endured and endured, but he still couldn't hold back the anger in his heart, he waved the floating dust angrily, so that he didn't beat Xiaoxiaosheng's little crispy skin to death, and almost sent him to see Xiaobai.

"Bad apprentice, how to do it for the teacher, do you still need you to teach, let you go, you can go, where is so much nonsense."

"Oh no, you've murdered, master, are you going to murder your own apprentice?" Xiaoxiaosheng saw that his blood bar was empty in an instant, and he screamed in fright, but he couldn't help but think proudly in his heart: Hmph, I'm like this, shouldn't you mean it!

Bodhi Ancestor laughed angrily, how could he not know the strength of his own hands, not to mention that he couldn't kill people, even if he was killed, these aliens, because they were favored by the Heavenly Dao, could come back from the dead, and there was no loss at all. This scoundrel just wants to blackmail himself and ask for some benefits.

Bodhi Ancestor casually threw a red envelope in his hand, and scolded angrily: "Get out, disappear from my eyes, I don't want to see you again for a day today." Remember, let's go for the teacher first to see how Xiao Lianxiang is doing, and by the way, I will give the teacher a blessing. ”

Xiaoxiao couldn't help but smile, and looked at Bodhi Ancestor with a look that everyone understood: Yo, master, you are actually moved. Unexpectedly, you turned out to be such a Bodhi ancestor.

Bodhi Ancestor seemed to know what the other party thought, and his old face couldn't help but turn red, and he forcibly defended himself: "It's not what you think, she and I are just old friends." ”

Xiaoxiaosheng looked like I understood you, nodded and said, "Master, I understand, I understand, you are just old friends who have a good relationship." This New Year's gift to an old friend, it's nothing, don't worry, I won't chew the root of my tongue. Besides, I'm the only one around here, what are you afraid of? ”

Bodhi Ancestor was embarrassed and angry: "Get out, you talk a lot." ”

Xiaoxiaosheng saw that Bodhi Ancestor had endured to the limit, how could he dare to stay, when he trotted all the way away, he didn't want to be really killed by the other party's dust, so he took a free day trip to the underworld.

Xiaoxiaosheng found Xiao Lianxiang according to the prompts of Bodhi Ancestor, but the first time he saw the other party, he was attracted by the other party's beauty, and his heart was suddenly shocked.

It's a pity that the other party is an NPC, and he is also his master's old friend, so he can only face the other party with respect and a little caution.

"But in front of Miss Mercy?"

Xiao Lianxiang saluted softly, and her voice was as crisp as a sweet spring: "The little girl is exact, I don't know what the son has to do with the slave family." ”

Xiaoxiaosheng hurriedly returned the salute, this girl can't have a leg with his master, he doesn't dare to take advantage of the other party.

"Don't dare, don't dare. Xiao Sheng is the apprentice of Bodhi Ancestor, and today on the order of my master, I came to visit Miss Lianxiang and sent a blessing to the girl by the way. I wish the girl an ageless appearance, eternal youth, a smile and a fragrant meal...... Uh, I'm sorry, that's a good idea. ”

Xiao Lianxiang covered half of her face with her long sleeves and smiled lightly: "Childe really loves to laugh, he is worthy of being a master disciple of Bodhi Ancestor, and even the jokes are so good." ”

Xiaoxiao raised his eyebrows proudly: "That's, funny, I'm serious!" ”

Xiao Lianxiang shook her head, picked up a gift box from the dressing table, and handed a letter to Xiaoxiaosheng's hand and said: "This gift box is a little bit of the slave's heart, and the son has collected it, and this letter will be handed over to your master - Bodhi Ancestor, by the way, I will say a word for me, there is Lao Laozu worried, Lianxiang is very happy, but Lianxiang is in the red dust, and I have no chance to meet with the ancestor, which is quite a pity." ”

Xiaoxiaosheng did not refuse, and accepted the gift respectfully, for him, this was given by his future teacher, why not accept it.

"Miss Mercy, but is there anything else? If it's okay, I'll go and reply to my master. Xiaoxiaosheng put the letter close to him and asked casually.

Xiao Lianxiang hesitated for a moment before she lightly opened her lips and said, "Slave family, there is still something to ask for, and I hope that Gongzi can help me." ”

Xiaoxiaosheng can't wait to slap himself in the mouth and make your mouth cheap, if you can speak, do you want to change Ming'er, I will sew your mouth.

Xiaoxiaosheng pulled the corners of his mouth, forced a smile and said, "Girl, it's okay to say." ”

Xiao Lianxiang is not blind, how can she not see the other party's reluctance, she asked in a glutinous voice: "But the slave family is in trouble with the son?" ”

"I didn't ...... Nothing, girl, you just say it. Xiaoxiaosheng hurriedly patted his chest, saying that there was no problem, he didn't want to offend the future teacher.

Xiao Lianxiang stared at Xiao Xiaosheng carefully for a while, and only after she was sure that the other party was not lying, but was sincere, she said slowly.

"Since I said goodbye in a hurry last year, I haven't seen Wu Juren, who is studying in Guozijian, and I asked my son to help the slave family run a trip and offer a blessing for the slave family."

After Xiaoxiaosheng listened, the whole person was shocked, and his face was bewildered.

What does this mean? The relationship is still a love triangle, and I don't know if the master and his old man will get angina if they know. I said that you NPCs are restless and self-conscious, doing your part, and making trouble for us players all day long. All day long, you are messing around, you are having a good time, and the love triangle has been played by you to a new climax and a new realm. Play or you NPCs can play, just rush to this point, I'm a single dog, I should give you a capital 'suit' word.

Xiao Lianxiang saw that the other party didn't reflect for a long time, and asked puzzledly: "The slave's request, but it makes the son feel embarrassed?" ”

"Ahh Ahh (ā) I am fine with nothing. What, if the girl wants nothing to do, I'll go first, and I'll help you go and visit Wu Juren. Xiaoxiaosheng really didn't dare to stay, he was afraid that if he stayed for a while, the other party would have a four-cornered love, life and death love or something, it would really be a kiss.

He also thought that Xiao Lianxiang would be his future teacher, but he didn't expect that this was what he thought about too much. But also, how could a woman in a Qinglou become the wife of Bodhi Ancestor, how brainless he was at that time to think of such a play. No, if you want to blame his master, who made his old man's cousin so ambiguous, people can't help but doubt.

Xiaoxiaosheng was thinking crankily while running errands for these NPCs. It wasn't until later that he reflected, isn't this just a ring running mission, I really think there is some ulterior secret between them, and I gossip like this, it's just idle egg pain, and I have fun with myself.

It's only to blame the NPCs in this world for being so real, giving people the feeling that the other party is alive, otherwise, how could he be cranky because of the other party's words.

After the mission, he not only got a lot of gift boxes or red envelopes from NPCs, but even got a lot of ingredients for making dumplings. Xiao Xiaosheng drooled while smirking at the thought, I don't know what Bodhi Ancestor will reward him at that time, anyway, he is easy to be satisfied, when the time comes, it will be enough to have a casual copy of the high-level Warcraft tips.

Unfortunately, his fantasy was soon interrupted by an annoying ringtone.

Xiaoxiaosheng answered the phone and said angrily: "Who, I don't know if you disturb people's dreams, will you go to hell." ”

Soon, the sad Zen master's surprised expression appeared in front of Xiaoxiaosheng.

The grief-stricken Zen master asked puzzledly, "Boss, could it be that you fell asleep in the game?" Isn't this just daydreaming? ”

Xiaoxiaosheng had a feeling of being broken by humanity, and he said with an annoyed and angry look: "What are so many words, say something quickly, and let go of a fart quickly." ”

The sad Zen master made a drooling expression and said, "Boss, didn't you say that as long as I make glowing food, I will be able to taste the taste of food, no, now that I have made glowing buns, I have come to report to you." ”

Xiaoxiaosheng asked with a look of surprise, "Really?" ”

The sad Zen master looked like a stinky fart: "That's, you don't look at who I am." I told you a long time ago, don't look at me small, I will have a lot. ”

Xiaoxiaosheng hurriedly asked: "Where are you now, hurry up and bring the bun to see me." Forget it, you report a location, and I'll look for you. ”

He was already a little eager to taste what this glowing food was like. Whether it is a past life or a present life, glowing food has been blown into the sky, even to the point that it is not glowing food, it is not food at all. Today, he wants to see if this glowing delicacy is really as legendary, so delicious and evocative.

"Boss, I'm at the airport in Chang'an, come on."

When he heard this, he said in his heart: This place is good, the transportation is convenient, and he can come and go freely, and it won't take him a second to get there.

After Xiaoxiaosheng flew to Chang'an Airport, he immediately found the sad Zen master and asked, "Where are the things?" ”

The sad Zen master stretched out his hand and slowly took out two steaming buns from the package, just looking at the appearance, you can know that this is not an ordinary product, otherwise, how can it become a shining delicacy.

Xiaoxiaosheng stretched out his hand to take a bun, and immediately smelled a pungent vision, the fragrance seemed to be there, dim, but it was endlessly evocative. It's just that what makes him puzzling is that although this bun is glowing all over, it is a little different from what he imagined.

He remembered that the glowing food he had seen on TV before emitted golden light. However, the bun in his hand for Mao is emitting a green light all over his body, isn't it a glowing delicacy of this color that is popular in this world? Or is it because buns are the lowest food, they can only glow green. No matter what, take a bite first, and I can brag to people later that I am the one who has eaten glittering food.

It's a pity that before he could move his mouth first, the sad Zen master over there couldn't wait to stuff the bun in his hand into his mouth.

The sad Zen master was gobbling up the buns, and said in a choked voice: "Boss, I really tasted the taste of food, this taste...... It's wonderful. ”

It's just surprising that as soon as the mournful Zen master finished speaking, he disappeared in place.

This scene made Xiao Xiaosheng feel very surprised:, is this the legendary big change of life? This child is really anxious, as the saying goes, you can't eat hot tofu in a hurry, like this kind of food, you should chew it slowly and taste it slowly.

In other words, does this bun have the ability to make people invisible, or is the child emotional, so he can't help but go offline to vent? If it's the ability to stealth, isn't it in the game, and it can be ...... Hey, hey, hey.

Whatever, eat the buns first. Uh, this ...... The taste of this bun is weird. As he ate, he suddenly lost consciousness, and at the same time, his body disappeared in place.

When Xiaoxiaosheng opened his eyes again, he had already appeared in a place where he couldn't see his fingers. The place was cold, and from time to time there was a terrible wail in my ears.

Suddenly, a pair of flickering objects appeared in front of his eyes. The pair of flickering things just stared straight at him.

After a while, the voice of the mournful Zen master suddenly came from the opposite side, and he asked hesitantly, "Boss, is it you?" ”

Xiaoxiaosheng originally thought that the other party was some kind of demon and monster, but when he was furious in his heart, he suddenly heard the other party's voice, and then he came back to his senses, and it turned out that the pair of flickering things were the eyes of the sad Zen master.

Xiaoxiao asked angrily, "I said Zen master, what are you doing, how did we come to this place." ”

The sad Zen master was also puzzled, and he replied very puzzled: "Boss, I don't know, I just remember that after I finished eating the buns, the whole person was confused, and when I opened my eyes again, I was already here." ”

At this moment, in this scene, the sky suddenly brightened, and a pale person wearing a white coat, white hat, and white boots suddenly appeared in front of the two of them.

The man in white said with a smile: "Welcome to the two of you to take this train, I am your purser Bai Wuchang, welcome you two to come to the underworld as guests, please enjoy the one-day tour project of the underworld." ”

", I know you, aren't you the little white in the underworld." Xiaoxiaosheng pointed at the other party and said in surprise: "Isn't the underworld a place where the dead come, why did I, a big living person, come here." ”

After a while, he reacted and suddenly said, "me...... That bun is poisonous. ”

He hurriedly went to check the system messages and quickly found his death record.

System Prompt: Because the player Xiaoxiaosheng accidentally ate the poisoned bun carefully made by the player's sad Zen master, resulting in body poisoning, because the food itself is a glowing delicacy, it is highly toxic, resulting in the player Xiaoxiaosheng unfortunately poisoned to death.

Dear player, you lost 21441 gold due to your death.

Dear player, you lost 425612 experience due to your death.

After seeing this news, Xiaoxiaosheng was stunned, and he muttered with a loveless look: "It's not true, I may have eaten fake buns." ”

He didn't expect that as the first glowing delicacy in the game, it would be a poisonous bun. Feelings, he is hiding left and right today, and he still can't avoid a day trip to the underworld. He also said that the sad Zen master disturbed people's dreams and would go to hell, hehe...... It's not a problem, the problem is that the other party still has funeral goods to send when they go to hell. Damn, I'm a giveaway, I can't even go to hell to lie down, I'm drunk.