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The sea breeze blowing from the surface of the sea is slightly salty.

Wenhua Road, where the majestic China Literature Building is located. The streets are lined with hotels. On the fifth floor of a hotel called the Great God, someone suddenly opened the window, and he sang in a sad and indignant tone: "Let me fly, I am the great god who runs naked, please give me a trace of inspiration, I promise to give you back a piece of the world!" ”

He jumped from the fifth floor, don't get me wrong, he wasn't looking for death, the rope tied to his feet proved that he would never fall to the ground.

Only six centimeters from the ground, the rope suddenly tightened, and he let out a cry of ecstasy.

Chu Nanxiong, who came to work, parked the car and walked past the upside-down man without saying a word.

The proprietress at the front desk roared: "Naked running god, I've said many times, don't wear a pair of briefs, play bungee jumping in front of us!" ”

The naked god turned around and said with teary eyes: "Boss, if you don't do this, I won't be able to stand up." ”

The proprietress glanced at his crotch with disdain: "As far as your enoki mushroom is concerned, it can't compare to a cucumber." ”

The naked god sneered, like a scholar who had retreated from the world, and said deeply: "Most men in the world are not as good as a cucumber, and I am only a part of it." ”

Chu Nanxiong ignored this, ran naked to the great god, lived in room 505, a severe M, liked to self-harm when he was uninspired, jumping off the building and tying the rope was his favorite method.

The lightness when jumping off the building, the excitement of about to land, the moment when the rope tightened the flesh, as if he saw the door of heaven open towards him, made him deeply aware that he was alive.

Of course, judging from Chu Nanxiong's eyes, this guy is a pervert.

The inside of the house is very dirty, not inferior to the rotten girl's house, and what's worse is that this guy has athlete's foot and often doesn't open the house.

When the door opened, it smelled like a garbage heap.

If it weren't for the fact that his parents couldn't get in touch for a long time, he would have quit his part-time job a long time ago, and he would definitely not put up with those weird guys on the fifth floor.

The naked god didn't want to let him go like this: "Nanxiong, you can definitely understand my thoughts, everyone is a man, you should understand the impulse in my heart that can't be told to women, right?" ”

"No, I don't understand at all, don't talk to me, I'm disgusting." Chu Nanxiong did not hesitate to express his disgust.

The naked god wept and laughed: "The world is full of malice towards me, but I am unyielding, I want to live here, hindering the eyes of the world." ”

"Don't be narcissistic, the world won't take care of you at all," the proprietress mended.

Chu Nanxiong went up to the fifth floor to clean up, and he was familiar with cleaning one room at a time.

When he was done, he came down and asked the proprietress for four hundred wages, and finally ignored the naked god hanging there and left leisurely. He went to the Cat Lady Cafe on the next street, where he wanted to buy some cake and eat it.

The reason why he went to the Cat Lady Cafe was not that he had any special hobbies, but that he had acquaintances working part-time there, and he would always buy more cakes than others.

Cat Lady Cafe, there is a black cat head hanging at the door, and the name of the store is colored underneath.

As the name suggests, the waiters inside are all beautiful girls wearing cat ears and maid outfits. Many office workers have spare time and will come to the Cat Lady Cafe for a drink to heal their tired minds.

Liu Piaopiao is the signature of the store, young and beautiful, with big breasts, plus sweet mouth and other factors, customers like to order her service, and stuff a little tip, at least 100 yuan.

Often at the end of the day, she receives more tips than her salary.

When Chu Nanxiong came, she was in trouble.

The guest at table 6 asked her for the QQ number, and she naturally shirked it in every possible way, unlike the department store, which is where she often works. If you go back and delete or pull hackers, it will easily provoke their anger.

Instead of being perfunctory, it is better to answer with the official: "Sorry, this guest has a rule in the store that he is not allowed to disclose his private information to the customer, otherwise he will be expelled, meow." ”

Liu Piaopiao made a cute expression, wanting to fool around.

The guest smiled and said, "It's okay, this store is opened by my father, as his son, shouldn't he care about the staff?" ”

Liu Piaopiao complained bitterly, but it was the prince who came to the door.

Look at this guy's appearance, and then look at his five frivolous companions, and those faces are almost written on the eldest and my second.

Liu Piaopiao made up her mind: "I'm very satisfied with this store, if there's nothing to do, I'll go serve other guests, meow." ”

"Wait," the prince said to reach for it.

Chu Nanxiong rushed forward with a brisk step, grabbed his arm, and said with a gloomy face: "Do you have a problem with your ears?" ”

The pain in his wrist made him scream: "You kid let me go, beware of me beating you!" ”

As soon as he called this, he immediately attracted the attention of several scattered customers, and the store manager got the news, hurriedly ran over from behind, and without saying a word, picked up a feather duster and hit his son: "You bastard, Lao Tzu asked you to tease the staff and make you full of nonsense." ”

The prince was beaten and screamed, and fled with a few companions.

The manager apologized to the customers, and apologized to Liu Piaopiao, saying that he didn't care about it and continued to work here.

Liu Piaopiao immediately made a decision and expressed that she wanted to resign.

Just kidding, offending the store manager's son, and continuing to stay and work, unless she is a stupid hat.

The store manager expressed his deep helplessness, and when the retention was fruitless, he paid double his salary and bid farewell to Liu Piaopiao very affectionately.

After changing out of work clothes, Liu Piaopiao left the cat lady café and said very apologetically: "I'm sorry, you can't buy a cake, as compensation, invite you to my house for a meal." ”

Chu Nanxiong remembered her craftsmanship and politely refused: "No, I still want to save my life." ”

Liu Piaopiao was stunned for a moment, and also remembered her failed work of egg fried rice, she said angrily: "This time it will never be like last time, I promise, the food is absolutely delicious, I don't believe you can taste it." ”

Chu Nanxiong refused again and again, Liu Piaopiao came up stubbornly, and pulled him to his house alive.

The shame of egg fried rice is going to be washed today!

Chu Nanxiong said helplessly: "It's okay to go, but there is a premise, if the rice is still cooked like that, I will never eat a bite." ”

Liu Piaopiao swore and said: "Okay, I will let you understand what is called the God of Cooking!" ”

Chu Nanxiong sighed, and said in his heart, let alone the god of cooking, it is a blessing to be able to make me lower my mouth.

Ride with Liu Piaopiao to her house. On the way, Chu Nanxiong casually cleaned up the prince's gang of little ruffians and knocked them over in the alley.

Liu Piaopiao's house was unexpectedly clean, according to Chu Nanxiong's thoughts, you were previously called for debts, and you should have lived in a small house painted with red paint, not a two-story building with a yard.

The exterior of the building looks old and looks like it has been painted for many years. The yard is planted with bare peach trees, which extend beyond the courtyard wall.

The courtyard door was closed, she stepped forward and patted it, and shouted inward: "Xiaoling, Xiaomei, Xiaoju, I'm back, you come out and open the door." ”

After a while, a milky voice came from inside the door: "Password, you can't enter the door without saying the password." ”

Liu Piaopiao coughed and said embarrassedly: "My sister likes Xiaoling the most." ”

"Xiaoling also likes her sister the most," ten-year-old Liu Ling replied, put down the stool at the end, stood up, and opened the deadbolt.

As soon as the iron door opened, Chu Nanxiong saw a very cute girl. She was born pink, with black and white eyes, a pink dress, slender short legs and white stockings, and warm shoes with a fluffy cat head.

"Is this your sister? It's so cute," Chu Nanxiong wanted to reach out and touch Liu Ling's head, but she suddenly jumped off the low stool, bent down and grabbed it, and ran back to the house.

Chu Nanxiong stretched out his hand and stopped in the air in embarrassment, Liu Piaopiao was also embarrassed, and said: "They are more shy, they definitely don't dislike you, Ah Xiong don't care." ”

"Yes, so that's the case," Chu Nanxiong breathed a sigh of relief, he was definitely not a lolicon, and no one wanted to be hated by cute children.

Entering Liu Piaopiao's house, there is a kitchen on the left, a bathroom in front of it, and a dining table in the middle. On the right are two rooms, and the entrance to the second room is a staircase to the second floor.

Liu Piaopiao led him into his boudoir, a room near the staircase.

The furnishings inside are extremely simple, a bed, a wardrobe, and an LCD computer in the corner are already the most expensive items in the house.

This is still what she used to live broadcast and buy.

It was too empty inside, which caused Liu Piaopiao to be a little embarrassed, she turned on the computer and prepared to show Chu Nanxiong the anime.

Liu Ling moved her little short legs, rushed up to the second floor, turned around and rushed into the room on the left: "Oh no, Xiaomei, Xiaoju." ”

Liu Mei and Liu Ju are the same as Liu Ling, the difference is in the clothes, Liu Mei purple dress with white stockings, Liu Ju black dress with white stockings.

Liu Mei is a scholar who is reading a book, and Liu Ju is a game freak who is lying on the lazy sofa and playing game consoles.

Liu Ling shouted and ran over, Liu Mei looked away from the book, and her little face showed the calmness of an adult: "Xiaoling, what are you calling nonsense, where did you lose all the ladylike demeanor that my sister explained?" ”

Liu Ling blushed and said, "My sister brought a boy back, what should we do?" ”

"What!" Liu Mei didn't care about reading and jumped off the stool.

Liu Ju was faster, she put down the gamepad, stepped forward with two short legs, and grabbed Liu Ling's shoulder: "Are you lying?" My sister has never brought a boy home, so you don't make this kind of joke that makes people laugh. ”

Liu Ling was unconvinced: "I'm not lying, I don't believe it, you go down and see it yourself." ”

Liu Ju's tears suddenly accumulated in her eyes, and she turned her head: "Sister will concentrate on falling in love with men in the future, will she ignore us?" ”

Liu Mei panicked, she gritted her teeth and said: "I can't forgive, dare to rob our sister, go, let's go down and go back to him, you two wait and listen to me." ”

"Oh," Liu Ling and Liu Mei waved their fists, expressing their determination to defend their sister. (To be continued.) )