"Ah, stinky old man. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 info Move the barbecue grill off my feet or I'm going to spit on it. ”

The sky is blue, the clouds are white, the wind is cool, the sea is salty, and the barbecue is fragrant! Well, barbecue? I saw the playground fitness equipment. There was a teenager whose upper body was pressed on the horizontal bar, looking painful, and there was a big grill under the horizontal bar, and there was a kebab on the grill, and next to the grill sat a burly old man, with a pair of sunglasses, a skewer on the left, a beer on the right, and a look of enjoyment.

Time back to an hour ago, Ye Fei obeyed the general's order, rested for ten minutes and went to the horizontal bar to hang, five minutes later, Ye Fei couldn't hold on, let go of his hand, stood on the ground to rest, and did not forget to carefully observe the surroundings to see if the general was monitoring him. After a while, a vague dot appeared in Ye Fei's eyes, and the sharp-eyed Ye Fei looked like a general, and hurriedly jumped up and grabbed the horizontal bar. The general came to Ye Fei and stood beside him, and Ye Fei, who was hanging, begged for mercy and said: "Chief, you see I've been hanging for more than ten minutes, isn't it almost there, it's just the point." ”

"Really? How did I see just now, someone saw me coming, and he jumped up in a hurry. The general said.

Ye Fei thought to himself: This old man, even if his ears are good, why are his eyes so good.

Ye Fei smiled bitterly: "Said, chief, you must be wrong, you see that the weather is so hot and the temperature is so high, it must be an illusion caused by the sun's thermal effect, uh-huh, hallucination"

The general nodded thoughtfully and said, "It's possible, it's quite hot." ”

Ye Fei hurriedly said flatteringly: "Yes, yes, chief, the weather is so hot, you don't want to suffer with us soldiers, you are an old man, you should sit in the office at this time, blowing the air conditioner, drinking tea, approving documents or something." ”

The general nodded again and replied, "That's a good proposal, then you can practice here, and I'll go to the office to enjoy it." With that, he turned around and left. Ye Fei watched the general leave, until there was no longer a general in his eyes. Ye Fei let go and jumped down again, stood and waved his hands, and muttered: "I'll go, my hands are about to break, this stinky old man is really ruthless." I really think that it is not I who suffers. ”

At this time, a soldier in the playground who had been punished for running away shouted at Ye Fei: "Hey, you kid don't do what the general ordered." He'll clean you up again in a moment. Ye Fei replied dissatisfiedly: "Hmph, my foot was about to be broken by him in the morning, and I have to exercise my hand again this afternoon, if I don't hurry up to rest, I think this hand is really not guaranteed." ”

Suddenly, another soldier lowered his voice and interjected, "Hey, jump up, the mountain is coming." ”

Ye Fei looked at the soldier who reminded him, and indeed saw the figure of the general, and hurriedly jumped up and grabbed the horizontal bar. scolded in his heart: Nima, didn't he go to the office to rest? It's only been a few seconds of rest, why is it coming again, uh, why did you change your clothes.

I saw the general wearing sunglasses, wearing a floral shirt, floral pants, and slippers. The buttons of the blouse were not fastened, revealing the strong muscles inside. A picture of a seaside vacation, leisurely walking on the playground.

However, as the general walked, he stopped a hundred meters away from Ye Fei, and suddenly shouted: "Come and gather if you are punished." Suddenly, the soldiers scattered on the playground track ran in front of the general as fast as they could, consciously aligning in line. One stands straighter than the other.

The general saw the soldier like this. nodded with satisfaction and said, "Well, enough spirit." That's right. How many laps have you run? ”

A soldier with the rank of sergeant yelled a report. This sound, Ye Fei, who was hanging on the horizontal bar in the distance, felt loud when he heard it.

"Get out of the line!" The soldier stepped forward and stood upright.

"Report Chief! It's been seventeen laps. ”

"Yes, get in the ranks."

The soldier took a step back and returned to the ranks.

"Well, you've done a great job, and I've decided to reward you."

Hearing the word reward, everyone felt their scalps tingle, and they had just been punished for joking. I don't know what kind of punishment this reward is, but everyone prays in their hearts, hoping that the punishment will not be too severe.

I saw the general lower his body and whispered, you are like this, that and that.

Ye Fei saw the general quietly talking to the soldiers, and when he saw that there were people in the group of soldiers from time to time, he turned his head to look at himself with sympathy, and always felt that something bad was about to happen.

A minute later, the general said loudly to dissolve. And the soldiers went their own way. When the general came to Ye Fei, he stood there, looking straight at Ye Fei. Ye Fei smiled bitterly: "Chief, didn't you go to the office to rest?" ”

"It's too cold in the office, so I'll come out and see you." The general replied.

Ye Fei rolled his eyes, feeling the faint pain in his hands, and he didn't have the strength to think about how to reply. So he closed his eyes in resignation, out of sight, and his mind was not troubled.

After a while, Ye Fei's ears heard the words of the general commanding something. "That's right, it's here. That, where to put it. Ye Fei opened his eyes, Nima, and saw two soldiers carrying an oven, one soldier carrying a table, one carrying a chair, and one holding the ingredients in his left hand and the beer box in his right hand. Seven hands and eight feet quickly placed under Ye Fei. The oven is not biased or crooked, and it is placed right at Ye Fei's feet. Ye Fei was anxious at that time, and asked loudly in a panic: "Chief, what are you doing here." ”

The general said slowly: "As you can see, barbecue." With that, he lit the fire in the oven.

Ye Fei hurriedly used all the strength of his body, raised his body, pressed on the rod, and widened the distance between himself and the oven below. He also scolded in his mouth: "I'm rubbing, you're murder!" Your uncle, get out of the way! ”

"Don't worry, I haven't even started baking." With that, the general put a few skewers of ingredients on top of the oven.

"I'll rub it, you still add a fart ingredient, really move it quickly!" Ye Fei said with a look of wanting to cry without tears.

Ye Fei saw that the general was still unmoved, and hurriedly asked the soldiers standing aside for help: "Hurry up, help me move away, I will definitely thank you heavily afterwards." ”

The soldiers, hearing what Ye Fei said, and then looking at the general sitting there to take the exam, they wisely chose to stand in place. and cast Ye Fei with a helpless look.

"Ouch, it's baked. Freshly baked skewers. The general picked up a string of fragrant barbecue, put it in front of his nose and smelled it, and said with satisfaction: "Ah, it's so fragrant, how about it, do you want to have a bunch?" He raised his hand and dangled it in front of Ye Fei.

"Eat a fart, hurry up and get out of the way!" Ye Fei replied with a twitch on his face.

The general put down his hand, turned around and said with a look of pity: "Hey, he doesn't eat, do you eat it?" ”

The soldiers hurriedly waved their hands and said no, just kidding, who would dare to eat your stuff. In case after eating, the price is another twenty laps.

Seeing that the soldiers didn't want it, the general walked to the chair and sat down, then took a big bite of the roast meat in his hand, chewed it twice, swallowed it, and sighed with a satisfied look: "Ah! It's delicious. ”

Everyone swallowed. Ye Fei saw that the soldiers were standing here and not leaving, so he said, "You can help me plead for mercy." The general glanced at Ye Fei and did not interrupt him, still lying on the chair, and opened a can of beer by the way. In the end, a soldier mustered up the courage to take a step forward and stood up, Ye Fei saw a soldier stand up, and hurriedly said gratefully: "Brother, you are good, if you are in trouble in the future, Ye will definitely come forward to help you." ”

However, which soldier glanced at Ye Fei apologetically, and said to the general: "General, we have completed the task, do you think we can disband?" "Adhering to the principle of not offending either side, it is important to stay away from danger and protect yourself.

At first, the general thought that the soldier was going to intercede for Ye Fei, but he just wanted to leave quickly, and immediately laughed and said, "Well, you did a good job, then disband." ”

When the soldiers heard the word disbandment from the general, they immediately fled as fast as they could. Suddenly, Ye Fei's range of two hundred meters was only himself and the general. Two hundred meters away, some of the bold ones found a shady place, sat down, and watched the play in secret.

Ye Fei saw the soldiers running fast, and said angrily: "I'll rub, you guys..." However, Ye Fei was angry, and he really couldn't find any words to describe it, so he had to turn his head and threaten: "Ah, stinky old man." Get the oven out of the way for me, or I'll be spitting." ”

The general smiled and said "kindly": "Hmph, as long as you kid dare to do this, I guarantee that you won't see the sun tomorrow." ”

Immediately, Ye Fei was frightened by the general, so he had to shout sadly: "I'll go, I don't have human rights." Mom, I'm going back to Mars! The earth is too dangerous. ”